Chillicothe High School - Arrow Yearbook (Chillicothe, OH)

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SDDIQTS AND WHAT NOT CMostly What-Notj Sport Shorts f by Hoyt Barbour! Umpire William Huber is ill from effects of a pop bottle he met during the game yesterday. lk els 21 Chrissie Traquair has been mentioned as the most dangerous menace to Europe in the matter of the open golf championship. els lk all The annual Checker Tourna- ment is now in full swing. Carvel Echard is in the lead. with Thomas Noble running a close second. W els The prize donated by the philanthropists, Frank Edinger. Robert Kidnocker. and Ernest Hamm is to be a crocheted door- knob. Ik Pl' ik A slight accident befell Ernest Wickline the noted ping-pong player. as a result of a ball gone wild. The ping-pong ball mys- teriously flew and hit him in the eye. He has been taken to the Grace Carroll Hospital. His partner at play. Miss Freda Page could give us no cause for the strange accident. Pk 41 ek Next fall will probably mark the opening of football's most successful season with the agree- ment of John Petey Hath- away to coach all teams associat- ed in the Big-Ten League. He has chosen Roy Homans as his Drum-Major-in-Chief. s- at we A most unique team will exhibit its skill at the game to be played here on the 10th. The team of feminine beauties is composed of Romaine Long. Louise Erskine, Winifred Dale. Charlene Martin. Alice Conley. Jeanne Jones. Olive Bechtel, Mary Cochenour, Marjorie Bohn. Elizabeth Betsch, Mary Miller, and Frances Davis. Pk ek lk The chief attraction at the air- plane races next week will be the dare-devil performances of the star pilots. Charles Donnells, George Lemley, George Stout. Jesse Tweed, and William Vestal. Short Sallies About Some Famous Folk A slight explosion destroyed the ear of Orville Barrett late yesterday. The damages were beycnd repair and the wrecked mass was brought to the city's junk deller. Clyde Brown by the Clarke Boggs Wrecker Service. 222 Pls elf Rev. Herbert A. Smith arrived today from his home in Hope- town to attend the Outdoor Picnic tomorrow. He was ac- companied by the sunday-school teacher. Miss Evelyn Dawkins who expects to entertain the kiddies with games and contests. 41 2? Pls Farmer Frank Mansfield is proud of the fact that his prize cow won first Dlace at the State Fair. and he wishes to announce that he feeds Bessie only the Hy-dell brand of Cattle Ration. if wk Dk Dr. Nicholas Holmes. noted American Surgeon returned home today from Europe where he has I-een for the past three months. Dr. Holmes has been highly successful in his attempt to establish a medical clinic at Paris. ik Pls lk Admiral Jack Mutchler arrived at his home today on an in- deinite leave from Navy service. sr ri: -if Miss Jane Phillips departed today for a remote section of the Rocky Mountains to take up her duties as county librarian. at an is Mr. Wm. Wisecup and Mr. James Scott have been appointed to be in charge of the fumiga- tion plant at Ellis Island. sf at :r Miss Helen Thompson. con- cert singer, is suing her accom- panist. Miss Anna Marie Kenz. on the charge that the latter played so loudly at Miss I'hompscn's recent concert that it was almost impossible to hear the Soprano's first selection. or any other for that matter, for as the playing grew louder, Miss Thompson, in her endeavor to drown it out, only succeeded in driving away her audience. page twenty-five Miss Norma Jean Phillips, world-famous author. has re- cently completed a new novel- Nuts Or Nertz? fa ss: ek Norma Jean Carson and Mar- salette DeLong are bringing their Flea Circus to Chillicothe in the near future. News Flashes fContinued from Page IH The popular ,radio crooner. Wibby Coppel has achieved the top rung of success in the radio world. els 4: ff Dorothy O'Bryant. local thrill hunter. was successful in her hurdle over the treacherous Ni- agara Falls in a barrel today. This feat has long-since been her ambition and she lays her success to the fact that she carried her girl mechanic. Irene Cook, along with her in a secret pocket in- side the barrel. Buy, Sell, Exchange FOR SALE: Tea Room fixtures. Going out of business to cruise the Sea of Matrimony. Call 0110, Helen English. is -r at WANTED: A vaudeville contract for a sister act. We can sing, dance and do specialties. Call 10001. J. and P. Taggart. at if fn WANTED: Customers for my Beauty Shoppe, Hair-cutting and Beau- tihng while you wait. No extra charge. Call for appointment- Helen Steel, Prop. Reunion Class 1932 All living members of the class of '32, Chillicothe High School are invited to attend the thirtieth annual class re- union to be held at Mound City, Ohio, J uly -mi. Special planes will leave London, Paris. Hongkong. and Chillicothe at twelve noon on the day of the cele- bration. Stunts, and eats! Everybody expected.

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HE cg Ass TABLET VOLUME 20 EDITOR-NORMA JEAN PHILLIPS NUMBER l Famous Scientist Perfects Invention President Clarence Hayes met the noted scientist. Prof. Wood this morning with a warm wel- come. commending him upon his newest invention. a silencer for back seat drivers. Secretary of State Ralph Schmieder de- livered an oration wherein he disclosed the fact that Henry Herrnstein would manufacture these silencers for distribution by Sears. Roebuck 8 Company. Prof. Wood was accompained by his co-workers Mary Alice Downs. Garnet Nicholls. Ber- nice Stout. Marjorie Huff. and Miss Mary Anne Schlegel who have made a fortune as the in- venters of a collapsible kitchen- ette which can be carried around in the purse. slid under the bed, or folded up like an accordian and hung on the wall. The two will be entertained at a banquet tonight at the Hotel William Grady and will leave immediatelly afterwards for an exploration of the unknown of the scientific world. His body guards on this dangerous research work in the heart of the pygmy district in Southern Africa will be Mr. Harold Eibest. Mr. Spencer Dixon. Mr. Lester West. Mr. Kenneth Betts. Mr. William Stanhope. Mr. Edward Buskirk, and Mr. Kenneth Grant. News Flashes Richard Morrison was arrested today by officer John Mace on the felonous charge of speeding down Paint Street in his Ford at 87 miles per hour. Judge Weislogel declared Morrison not guilty and offered to buy the car for his personal use. However. Mrs. Morrison tnee Madaleine Graves! refused to sell the good old car. so consequently Mr. M. is still driving it. elf Pls lk Miss Irene Ward, noted so- ciological worker is leaving to- day for Africa. where she in- tends to spend the next several months in an effort to discover what makes pygmies little. State Senator Speaks On Exalted Topic The Hon. Charles Maule, State Senator, will give a lecture tonigh on the subject How I Got Where I Am . Mr. Everett Trader. his right- hand man. will assist Sen. Maule in getting back down to earth following the speech. Merry Band Of Musicians Sail Tonight For Europe Rudolph Griesheimer and his Merrie Mad-caps are sailing tonight at midnight for Europe where they will visit the lead- ing hotels and clubs. Rudy ex- pects to exhibit his musicians and then return to his own home town, Chillicothe. to entertain his old friends with his indi- vidualistic music. The Madcaps consist of Bill Stauderman. Berlyn Stan- hope. Edgar Kelly, Charles Cutright, Wilfred Mossbarger. Esther Breiel. Erma Betsch. Carlene Opp. Mae Bower and Mildretta Holland. Kathe Pickle Factory Saved From Destruction Taxi driver Bob Doersam and two firemen. Arthur Francis. and Harvey Wagner broke through the flaming barriers of the blaz- ing Kathe Pickle Factory early this morning and carried mill- ions of pickles to safety before the leaping flames destroyed them. The owner of the factory. by the way of reward, bestowed one barrel of pickles upon each of the heroes. Upon investigation. Officers Harry and Ernest Maughmer found the blaze to have been caused by ignited vinegar fumes. Due to a severe case of writer's cramp, Maurice Feld- man's Uncle Maurice's Bedtime Story for Kiddies will not make its appearance today. ' page twenty-four Organization Members Engage in Debate The Daughters of the Mothers of Liberty met this afternoon in an all-day meeting to discuss the question- Shall we change the name of our club to 'The Sons and Daughters of the Mothers of Liberty. or not?' The occasion for this decision came when the President. Miss Ruby Thornton. suggested that William Bergman. popular American hero of both young and old, be made an honorary member of the club. The members most opposed were Dorothy King, Elsie Jobc. and Mary Lucas. while Irene Oney. Anna Schrader, Helen Starkey. and Anna Thomas favored the suggestion. Local Kindergarten Is Complete Success The success of the local kind- ergarten. under the, direction of Miss Magdalene Stark has been complete and of entire satis- faction to all those interested. The h2PPY little kiddies go merrily to school each day to be greeted by the staff of cornely teachers. namely, Kathryn Schrader. Adah Wintersheimet. Helen Williams, Marjorie Voll- mer. Ellen Buchanan. Gladys Eselgroth. Mable Rice, and Josephine Falco. Ostrich Ranch Aim Of Prominent Man After serious thought and contemplation. Mr. Charles Rad- ford has finally decided to spend the remainder of his life raising ostriches to supply the chorus girls of Tim Harmount's Follies with ostrich plumes for chorus costumes. Among the outstanding stars of the Follies. we will recognize names as Evelyn Thomp- Dorothy Miller. Louise such son. Kern. Verne DeLong, Virginia and Eleanor McCallum. the way. Ass't Manager Vincent Damien., has signed a contract with the eminent James Silcox. Barr, By

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Class Will-1932 Stranger than fiction are the vagaries of the human intellect whose fantasies are particularly to be observed in the eccentric wills which have been recorded. Guided by the practice of gift giving, a custom which has come down to us through the ages, we. the Class of l932 of the Chillicothe High School. before disbanding, desire to dispose of our various possessions and treasures. As the Class is composed of intelligent and sensible youths. we trust that the disposition of her gifts will in no wise appear erratic or injudicious. but on the contrary meet with the whole hearted approval of our legatees. Item I. To our principal. to the faculty, and to all others who have shown so much interest in our work, we wish to extend our most sincere thanks. Item II. We give and bequeath to all present members of the high school and to all members of future years. an unfailing love for our Alma Mater and an undying school spirit. Item III. To the seniors of tomorrow we leave our sublime self conceit and all our indifference to criticism. Item IV. To the Thespians we bequeath our wonderful ability to inter- pret Shakespeare with so much originality that the author would not recognize his own work. - Item V. To the football team of next year we grant the privilege of reverently gazing at the trophies won by our team this year. Item VI. At this time we wish to thank the freshmen girls, who, in their class elections, showed so clearly their admiration for several of our more handsome senior boys. Item VII. Upon the underclassmen we bestow our seats in the Study Halls and all our Board Room concessions. Item VIII. To some ambitious and aspiring junior we bequeath Wilbur Coppel's ability to mismanage Miss Mathias' Trig class: granting the said junior the usual privilege of doctoring the little green book. Item IX. To the freshmen who will soon become sophomores we leave nothing because their self-appraisement will be such that nothing we might have would be regarded by them as worthy of their superiority. Item X. To Robert Herron we leave Vincent Kathe's ability to bluff the teachers. hoping that he may derive as great a benefit from this asset. Item XI. We most willingly give to Esther Cravens, Helen Thompson's journalistic talent. Item XII. William Bergman's blush and Bill Wisecup's nonchalant slouch we leave and bequeath to Richard McRoberts and John Hemmerle re- spectivcly. Item XIII. Upon some deserving under-classman we bestow Henry Herrnstein's ability to divert class discussions into more comfortable channels. Item XIV. With great fear and apprehension we bestow Arthur Francis' childishness upon Edward Fearney in the hope that he may entertain and amuse Miss Evens to an even greater extent. Item XV. To Donald Cook we bequeath Nick Holmes' unprecedented attraction for the feminine enrollment of the high school. Item XVI. To the juniors we give this last bit of advice,-do not become discouraged if you fail to measure up to our high standards. but, with the bright and shining example we have set before you, do your best and thus forge ahead. Besides these gifts we leave the tender memories of our pleasant associa- tions with one another, together with a pledge of mutual friendship that may last through future years. We do hereby constitute -and appoint, without bond, Mr. J. V. Ladd sole executor of this, our last will and testament. In witness whereof, we, the Class of 1932. the testator, have hereupon set our hand and seal on this twenty-third day of May, in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and thirty-two, in the presence of two witnesses. Norma Jean Phillips. Signed. William Stalldermarl. Senior Class of 1932. -Paul Hydell. page twenty-six