Chelsea High School - Memories Yearbook (Chelsea, MI)

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CLASS PR OPI-I EC I Lookmng mto the future, we see that the forty mners have once agaln struck gold wxth our picks and shovels we'll endeavor to d1g deep and uncover the fortunes We hear cheersl Hats are bemg tossed 1n the a1r! It's the unvelhng of a monument erected 1n memory of Bob Barlow Alasl The Essex exploded on one of those trlps of the utmost 1mpor tance to Sallne Out of her scorn for the opposlte sex, Mae Slane has Jomed the Woman s Fore1gn Legxon Bob Stofer's recently published dlary of h1s h1gh school days has been banned because of xts lnfluence One of the stralght Jacket inmates of Elolse IS Dons Downer The story goes that she found the straln of trymg to choose among her male compamons too great a tax on her mental faculties The Hafner vs Cameron Case has fmally reached the Supreme Court Gladys IS smng for money earned baby Slttlllg at the Cameron resldence Clara Salts has wrxtten a book called The Flve L1ttle Salts and How They Grew Frmtz Weber was caught violatmg the Food and Drug Act for puttzng sawdust rn the sausage Betty Wheeler's dllxgent servlce at the Methodlst Home has paid d1v1dends by her appolntment as supervisor John Powers, scoutmg for new talent ln the v1c1n1ty of Sylvan townsh1p, found a model suxted to all lus deslgns Rowena Lentz When Mary K was chosen salutatonan, It went to her head She IS still BragQdonJ 1ng One of the 1u1c1er goss1p columns th1s year 1S 'Merkel s Mort1fy1ng Morsels' Bob's h1gh school years w1th his ear to the grmdstone have proved useful Determxnatlon bemg her predommatmg characterxstxc, Mary Ann Gage xs still houndmg the few unfortunate dues dodgers of the Class of 1949 Mary Ann s slogan IS 'Collect or Collapse Margaret Dumouchel owes her Hollywood success to her famous portraval of 'Cxndy 1n the Semor Play I-Iankerd'sgarage has been converted xnto Therese's Terrace for Clever Decepuon' or 'How to Pull the Wool over the Old Man's Eyes After Smashmg the Famxly L1mous1ne ' A quonset may not be a girl's dreams of marned bhss, but w1th Mary It IS just Jerry Smnce Betty Io and Helen Wellhoff off1c1ally became slsters Betty Jo seems to have been elected 'Cluef Baby Sltter' wlule Helen and Hubby lut the night spots Maxme Smyth's hmgh school speech course has brought her 1nternat1onal success She IS a guest speaker at the U N Conference ln Par1s Dor1s Gxlson and Myrna Robards have modermzed Chelsea by opemng a 'Super Dr1ve In Elden Moore IS m the hospltal sufferxng from mortal wounds 1Ilf11Ct6d by Paul Kalmbach 1n the most notorlous duel of the txmes Rumors have It that they had a httle argument over swrtch 1ng dates Joanne O Dell IS ra1s1ng corn by the 'Gross Thelma Ferguson 1S 1n the B1ll d1ng busmess Dave Slane IS sure carrylng a load on h1s shoulders these days He s replaclng Atlas Erlamae Wanous has been promoted to head Jamtress 1n charge of cleamng the lab sxnks x nu...--un-1 ... ' 1 . . . , . . , - . . - . . . . ' . . - - ff Q n . . . . . . . . , . . . . , . . ,I . u Q . . . . ' - . , . . . Q . . . . , . . . .

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P1 and 17 To Audrey we g'1Ve Maxwell House 1n a can Good to the last drop, oh, what a man hke his s1ng1ng, that IS why g1ve to Robert tlus pretty bow t1e Rosle who IS so very small g1ve thxs yardstxck so she'l1 grow tall g1ve th1s l1ttle d1shpan to Charlotte Otte know she wxll need it by gollyl Because her heart he d1d rob, We g1ve Joanne thxs p1cture of Bob To Clara we g1ve th1s rlbbon of blue To go w1th somethxng old and somethmg new Because this word we often dld hear We g1ve Erlamae tlfus httle 'deer To Helen Wellhoff when Alaska she sees We g1ve tlus coat so she won't freeze Tlus llttle tin servlng tray we g1ve to Betty, So for her Job, she ll always be ready To Frxtz Weber we g1ve th1s key, So that unwound, he'll never be To Mr Chandler we glve th1s gold nugget So the forty nlners he'll not forget Th1s New Plant Life' we give to Miss DeRose To put on her cactus we hope It grows Because there were four of us in her classes, To Miss Betley goes a p1cture of the lassesl Mr Iolmson a frlend clear through g1ve th1s pencll 1n rememberlng you M1ss Fox for 3rd hour study hall g1ve th1s gold club to keep on the ball Mr Rlchards goes tlus packet of seeds, hope they w1ll grow wxthout any weeds Mr Benjamm we give these matches 1n a box so that 1n chemlstry for his Ronson hell not have To Mr Mager1a we g1ve th1s basketball The 49ers hope the team w1ns over all So the memorles of our prom won t shp We g1ve to MISS Schell a bxg red tuhp Cameron g1rls basketball rules semor g1rls arent any fools Mr Flsher goes th1s ruler help h1m keep h1s classes cooler the chorus teacher, Mr Gable hope these cough drops keep lum able Mr Knmbacher, who teaches shop, g'1Ve thls hatchet to go Chop! Chop! Mr Grove we g1ve th1s wand a1d h1m 1n the leadlng of the band For Mrs Clalre who's k1nd and true Th1s book of autographs we g1ve to you S1gned, argle 4' udre Ellen 6 43. ' - ' , 4. To . , ' , l we . . . . . . 44. We ' ' ' ' 5. To ' , We . . . l We . . - . 45. To ' ' ' , 6. To . ' ' We . . . Y I We ' ' . 46. We ' ' ' ' , 7. To . ' ' ' We . 3 So G ' , dig. 47. ' . . . ' 8' I , , , , 48. ' ' ' , . . . . 9- , , , , 49. ' , ' ' ' ' . 10. Mr. -- ' , We ' ' ' , 50. , ' ' . 11. To. . ' ' , To ' ' . 51. ' ' ' ' ' . 12. To , , We ' , 52. ' ' ' . 13. To . ' We ' ' 1. . ' ' , - ' . 14. To . ' ' , To . . . . ' 2. ' ' , , ' . 15. . ' ' , 3. M ' A y

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We see Helen Jarvxe 1n her cozy cottage and 1t'S always 'Sumner T1mel There's a newcomer 1n Alcatraz Donna Kalmbach was sent up the r1ver for gettmg an Truthful Terrence IS havlng trouble adJust1ng hls vocabulary to lus envxronment In Alaska mush refers to camnes The scene slufts to the country where we f1nd MHFJOTIE Procter ln her httle 'Robms' nest Charlotte Otte lS these days one of our most successful housewlves She has been quoted say1ng 'All my success I owe to my beloved can opener Jim Palmer has graduated from the sem1nary and lus lugh school WlSheS are fulfxlled Kexth Bradbury's summer t1me hobby of r1d1ng horses has become a full tlme Job A nurs1ng mstltute has at last been estabhshed 1n Chelsea by Audrey Kmckerbocker and Ellen Jane Geddes The 'Maxwell House coffee ads are especlally appeahng s1nce Audrey Taylor took over the art department The large crowd gathered 1n the theater IS for the broadway smash h1t starr1ng the new s1ng1ng sensatlon Bob Taylor Joyce Hughes unfaltermg to1l 1n Chelsea Drugs has been rewarded They gave her the place Bemg true to form Dave Kmckerbocker has reached old age w1thout mak1ng a mlstake Lloyd Aberle, Norman Koch and George M1l1er are stlll evadmg the fa1r sex They re keeplng bachelors hall R,1S1Ilg 1n the1r respect1ve doma1ns at 5 30 A M sharp are Joyce E1seman and Dorothy Barth Rose Tarnack1 has become so eff1c1ent 1n her Job at Inverness that she has opened her own httle place It IS appropr1ately called Outverness Max1ne IS ffrolhng 1n the ch1ps She has 1nvented a new orange Squeezer Look for the trade mark Squeezer by Keezer Senator Fred Ka1ser IS busy 1n Congress these days promotmg hls b1ll for a f1V8 day week end The sultry tones floatmg from the small care 1nd1cate Dolores Ed1ck has ensured her txtle as a torch s1nger Leon Elsemann has set up a thr1v1ng l1ttle hanger busmess Because of Leon s econom1cal na ture, he has brought the w1re Kconserved from h1S papersj to a prof1table use Joyce Malott IS st1ll for Loren Joyce Crawford has become the flrst woman blacksm1th of the land She can be heard s1ng1ng 'Too Many Irons In the F1re Marlene expands her wardrobe once more She has g1ven up so many th1ngs at tlus po1nt she IS g1v1ng up g'1VlIlg up' We hang our heads 1n shame and sxgn th1s document Joyce C Joyce M Marlene Wltnesses Buffalo B111 Calanuty Jane Cluef Wa hoo . l . . A-- - , 0, . ,, . . . , . . . . . . . , . Early to bed and early to rise will make these'farmer's wives ahealthy, wealthy, and wise. . . . . M . . . . . .,, . I - fl , . . . . . . , . -