Chelsea High School - Memories Yearbook (Chelsea, MI)

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3 Z7 A f7 !f X V! ZfQ Q35 ffp A of 5 Cfau pr PAYG? f Under balmy sun1mer skles Who knows where h1s future 11889 We have heard of many who prophesxze But we re really gomg to set you WISE Now take Dougla Vogel After many years of quest and query Doug has succeded as a Vetermary Though h1s work IS long and rest are few Most of h1s patxents seem to come through Vernle should have stayed to h1s used car lot Now he s up to h1s neck 1n worry He operates a used Jet plane lot and several of h1s customers be1ng a l1ttle green as far as 0perat1ng them have pressed the wrong button Astronomers have been reportxng strange explos1ons on the moon Helen IS now the w1fe of Amer1ca s greatest dealer of Sunoco Atom Gas Th1s d1scovery was made by one of the l1ttle Sm1ths whlle playmg wlth h1s Jet scooter on U S 1112 We d1scover that Alton 1snowbe1ng transferred from head reporter 1n the adv1ce to love lorn column to Pres1dent of the Lonely Hearts Club It kmda looks llke Dave IS go1ng to fulf1ll h1s l1fe dream of dome nothmg The F B I flnally caught h1m For the last twenty years he has been makmg h1s l1v1ng by sxlver plat1ng penmes For the next twenty years h1s job w1ll be just as monotonous Pat Eder has become renowned 1n the llterary soc1ety world She has worked on a novel and per fected 1t to the Nth degree The name of thls add1t1on to Amer1can L1terary Soclety IS Who H1t Nell1e 1n the Belly Wlth a Flounder? Sonja has a job for lxfe She works for the weather bureau She s been forcastlng the weather so wrong for so long that she s afrald to quxt Paul has become a teacher and has galned a h1gh pos1t1on among the famous mathemat1c1ans H has proved The Theory of Relat1v1ty by Emstem 15 all wrong He has a theory of h1s own now on Smokeless Smoke Ralph IS now a mult1m1ll1onare He forsaw the future the same as we After tallung w1th O11 ex perts and famous phys1c1sts on the future supply ol fuel for farm power machmes he made h1s con clus1ons He lS now turmng out 45 thousand horses annually Pat Keeney IS l1v1ng a qu1et lxfe 1n the country They say she was r1ch but lost her f1rst m1ll1on tryxng to make the second 18 L my l , tx J O P ji

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To Dorothy Laban who loves to laugh with the boys, We glve her this comic book to make a little more noise To Mary Paul who has many friends, We give her the autographs of all of them To help Soma flll her hope chest soon We glver her this blue and yellow dish and spoon To Kathy we give this flashy bow tie To remlnd her of the ones over which she did sigh To Ruthie who loves to keep up on the fads We gzver her thxs ruffle to add to the bustle she already has To David Longworth we give this auto part So hxs tin lizzy will always start To Walt Tarnack1 we give this bottle of coke To remmd hlm of hls work m the Senior stand which was no Joke We give her this scouring powder, labeled Sunbright To La Verne who llkes to lmxtate folks We give him this list of a few more jokes To Phyllis whose favorite pastime ls knitting We glve her this yarn which we think is fitting A futm-e farmer as everyone knows To Willy thxs 'lovely pig goes To Eleanor we give this pattern from Vogue Because of the many thmgs she has sewed To Paul we give thxs book of knowledge So he can get good grades UI College To Rxta Gross who xs so very small We give tlus yardst1ck in case she grows tall know the model of Oscar s car gave him this one that will take him as far Pat Hopper we give this Mercury blue, all her wishes about it will come true To Don we give this love story book, To remind him of all the sweethearts he didn t hook We give this tardy sllp to Clare For when classes started, he was never there To Pat Eder we give this vanishing cream So her many freckles will not be seen To the hair cutting girl of the class, We give Pauline these scissors ln case hers do not last To Shirley Kolb we give this needle and thread So she may sew ln spare time between hospital beds To Minnie who has rhythm ln her feet, To Agnes Forner the girl with many ambluons We glve this good luck piece to help her fulfill the missions To Keeny we give this bag, to put money ln We hope some day it wlll be filled to the brim Because Donna en1oyed being ln the junior play We give her this skit to use some day To Doug we glve this lock of black halt Sorry lt s not from the one you care To Helen we give thxs bright hook For Charlie might be on it the next time we look A collection of music Wilma would like we knew To start one for her we give this record 'I m Getting Sentimental Over You We glve this airplane to Genevieve So for her out of town friends she will never grieve 17 We ' , . We . To ' . So , l 1 So Shirley can always keep her ring shining and bright, We give her this tune written on a music sheet.

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Wilma has done a great Job She has helped thousands of chlldren to fmd good homes to grow up in and become f1ne American citizens I think th1s deserves a lot of credzt and much more good luck Ruth is still interested 1n only a few things, a little black Chevy, a rmg, and a man We find Rlcardo Carlson is now a forester Hxs f1rst Job IS to work 1n the Eschelbach Forest P S I m afrald he ll never get done there Kathleen IS at the helght of her glory She IS now a hostess on the Pan Amermcan Airlmes Pat Hopper IS now touring the Natlon gmvmg lectures on the 10 easzest ways to change your baby s d1apers When asked the reason for her success, she Sald, quote, 'Experlence IS always the best teacher I d never believe it lf I dldn't see xt Genevleve IS Miss Mayor of Waterloo She d1scovered uranium 231 while swimming Waterloo is a clty of 5 000 Hear those footsteps swift but llght? See that blur of red halr and suit of white? Sh1rley's happy and does her work well And 1f you don t belleve us, let her patlents tell Phylhs is now teachmg school ln a small town lxke Chelsea Good luck and God help you Mary Lantls IS workmg on the New York Stock Market Through her course 1n Economlcs in High School she knows she's workmg for the Bears and not for the Bulls Merle Leach on the s1de from his bxg Night Club st1ll runs his Dad s meat market ln fact he owns half of Llma Center now Mary Paul has become one of Kroger Co head executives She obtamed her money to enter bus1ness by working on the M1ss1ss1pp1 Levee Bob Bauer IS now runmng h1s own farm on a large scale He IS now runmng for County Cha1rman of the local F F A Shlrley Moore IS runmng her own dr1ve ln, now just two mlles east of LIMA CENTER She IS domg very well as she gets all the trade from this b1g c1ty Bud Freysmger IS st1ll tourmng the world w1th Kaxser It seems as 1f he hked the navy pretty well 11m M11ler is now a b1g boss at the Chelsea Mill He IS chxef cook m the Doughnut Department could make up my mind After all these years Minnie Mae IS st1ll trymg to get rid of her red ha1r Lyle has been worklng dellgently at his old trade Boxmg He has fxnally earned hlmself a t1tle He IS now known as the one and only Flywelght Champlon of the world As a past tlme Donna st1ll goes for a rxde 1n that old rattle trap of a 41 Pont1ac She says that xt brings back old memorxes Clare is recover1ng from the greatest shock of h1s life He s been as busy as a beaver, and in h1s hurry he got his wlres crossed wh1le fnung the P A system Walt s been playing it safe since he got caught playxng eucre on the stage He operates a gamblmg ship that lies 3 112 miles off the coast of Callfornia Rita wishes Miss DeRose could see how she's lmproved her typmg In her off1ce at Sheldon s Safe Safe Company, she IS domg 190 words a mmute Donald's proud of h1s new auto plant He now turns out Shlftless Fllvers It's very modern mdeed no accelerator, no steermg wheel, floatmg power, needs no wheels, no brakes It uses no gas In fact he hasn't got one to run yet By the way, he got h1s start as a partner 1n Mohrlock s used car lot Oscar says your best bet are Burts Oscar IS Presxdent of the Burts Berksh1res Assoc1at1on He has Just returned from Borneo, the end of lus world wide tour to promote star hog ra1sers It's a bird! It's a plane! No, by gosh, it's a gxrll I can tell by the Sklrt What s that ahead of her? Why 1t'S a man! Dorothy don't tell me you still are chaslng men? Willie s gone into the Mink Business, but what he earns is pure profit He feeds h1s M1nk the sc1entlf1c way and th1s IS how it works he raises h1s Mink and skms them and feeds what s left to the carp and then in turn feeds the carp to the mmk Eleanor and Pauline are m partnership wlth Merle Leach They run the blg show at Leach's new Night Club LaVerne IS rapidly becommg very famous as head foreman of M1ke G1zzmol's Bean Factory It has been reported that he IS working on a new formula to produce Hafley's Bean Iulce Paul Bollinger and family are now retired 1n Florxda It seems that Mr Bollinger invented a machine that lays eggs When asked to give a statement to the press he sa1d, 'Everything I am I owe to Mr Richards Baldy Rlch erk 19 ! ' 1 . ' I. ' - - . . . . . , Agnes Forner is still undecided about what she wants to do for a life career. She says, 'I never D - w , u . Q . . , . . - . 1 . - . y . , , . 1 . . . . . 4 - - 9 3 D 3 ' 9 I II