Chelsea High School - Memories Yearbook (Chelsea, MI)

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To Dorothy Laban who loves to laugh with the boys, We glve her this comic book to make a little more noise To Mary Paul who has many friends, We give her the autographs of all of them To help Soma flll her hope chest soon We glver her this blue and yellow dish and spoon To Kathy we give this flashy bow tie To remlnd her of the ones over which she did sigh To Ruthie who loves to keep up on the fads We gzver her thxs ruffle to add to the bustle she already has To David Longworth we give this auto part So hxs tin lizzy will always start To Walt Tarnack1 we give this bottle of coke To remmd hlm of hls work m the Senior stand which was no Joke We give her this scouring powder, labeled Sunbright To La Verne who llkes to lmxtate folks We give him this list of a few more jokes To Phyllis whose favorite pastime ls knitting We glve her this yarn which we think is fitting A futm-e farmer as everyone knows To Willy thxs 'lovely pig goes To Eleanor we give this pattern from Vogue Because of the many thmgs she has sewed To Paul we give thxs book of knowledge So he can get good grades UI College To Rxta Gross who xs so very small We give tlus yardst1ck in case she grows tall know the model of Oscar s car gave him this one that will take him as far Pat Hopper we give this Mercury blue, all her wishes about it will come true To Don we give this love story book, To remind him of all the sweethearts he didn t hook We give this tardy sllp to Clare For when classes started, he was never there To Pat Eder we give this vanishing cream So her many freckles will not be seen To the hair cutting girl of the class, We give Pauline these scissors ln case hers do not last To Shirley Kolb we give this needle and thread So she may sew ln spare time between hospital beds To Minnie who has rhythm ln her feet, To Agnes Forner the girl with many ambluons We glve this good luck piece to help her fulfill the missions To Keeny we give this bag, to put money ln We hope some day it wlll be filled to the brim Because Donna en1oyed being ln the junior play We give her this skit to use some day To Doug we glve this lock of black halt Sorry lt s not from the one you care To Helen we give thxs bright hook For Charlie might be on it the next time we look A collection of music Wilma would like we knew To start one for her we give this record 'I m Getting Sentimental Over You We glve this airplane to Genevieve So for her out of town friends she will never grieve 17 We ' , . We . To ' . So , l 1 So Shirley can always keep her ring shining and bright, We give her this tune written on a music sheet.

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3 Z7 A f7 !f X V! ZfQ Q35 ffp A of 5 Cfau pr PAYG? f Under balmy sun1mer skles Who knows where h1s future 11889 We have heard of many who prophesxze But we re really gomg to set you WISE Now take Dougla Vogel After many years of quest and query Doug has succeded as a Vetermary Though h1s work IS long and rest are few Most of h1s patxents seem to come through Vernle should have stayed to h1s used car lot Now he s up to h1s neck 1n worry He operates a used Jet plane lot and several of h1s customers be1ng a l1ttle green as far as 0perat1ng them have pressed the wrong button Astronomers have been reportxng strange explos1ons on the moon Helen IS now the w1fe of Amer1ca s greatest dealer of Sunoco Atom Gas Th1s d1scovery was made by one of the l1ttle Sm1ths whlle playmg wlth h1s Jet scooter on U S 1112 We d1scover that Alton 1snowbe1ng transferred from head reporter 1n the adv1ce to love lorn column to Pres1dent of the Lonely Hearts Club It kmda looks llke Dave IS go1ng to fulf1ll h1s l1fe dream of dome nothmg The F B I flnally caught h1m For the last twenty years he has been makmg h1s l1v1ng by sxlver plat1ng penmes For the next twenty years h1s job w1ll be just as monotonous Pat Eder has become renowned 1n the llterary soc1ety world She has worked on a novel and per fected 1t to the Nth degree The name of thls add1t1on to Amer1can L1terary Soclety IS Who H1t Nell1e 1n the Belly Wlth a Flounder? Sonja has a job for lxfe She works for the weather bureau She s been forcastlng the weather so wrong for so long that she s afrald to quxt Paul has become a teacher and has galned a h1gh pos1t1on among the famous mathemat1c1ans H has proved The Theory of Relat1v1ty by Emstem 15 all wrong He has a theory of h1s own now on Smokeless Smoke Ralph IS now a mult1m1ll1onare He forsaw the future the same as we After tallung w1th O11 ex perts and famous phys1c1sts on the future supply ol fuel for farm power machmes he made h1s con clus1ons He lS now turmng out 45 thousand horses annually Pat Keeney IS l1v1ng a qu1et lxfe 1n the country They say she was r1ch but lost her f1rst m1ll1on tryxng to make the second 18 L my l , tx J O P ji