Ceres High School - Cereal Yearbook (Ceres, CA)

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Griggs, Helen-Not present. Attending a spiritualistic expedition at Boston to get in touch with the spirit of '76. Gruenig, Walter-Absent. Elevator man in the New York Woolworth building, where he may be seen singing 'Tm just a bird in a gilded cage. Harper, Feral-Made her money selling wedding rings in Hollywood: therefore, she furnished the yacht for the cruise. Holloway, Milton-Absent. Trying to make an automobile that will stop and count ten before it attempts to pass another on a narrow road. Holm, Anton-Put himself through college by caring for a-baby. fWe remember that some almost flunked out of high school for the same reasonj. Howell, ElsiefAviatrix. Missed the boat because she couldn't find parking space for her airplane. Kellogg, Elmo-Has discovered how to make farming pay. His method was to elope with an heiress. Kimura, Togo-Is an upright man. He sells pianos. Lander, HelengTeaches silk worms to mend runs in stockings. Melvin, Red-Famous nerve specialist. Gives women the nerve to stand worms crawling over their stockings. Merritt, john-Lecturer on woman's unfitness for marriage. Present with third wife. Mitchell, Edrie-Couldn't be present for fear of being sea-sick. fEven eating fish' balls makes her seafsickj A Nyquist, Margaret-Mayorfess of Ceres. Her chief campaign promise was to force each speakeasy to live up to the Pure Food Law. Olson, Evelynwls a traffic cop with an arresting personality. Pink, Inez-Took a course in bonefsetting and married the Prince of Wales. Pomfret, Sewall-Big Brother over station KfLfAfM. Prickett, Clyde-Perfected an automatic refrigerator that can be persuaded to run out and get more ginger ale before the delicatessen closes. Richardson, EdnafUnable to sail. On trial for striking a traffic cop in the eye with her powder puff. Riggs, Lorena-Latest book entitled, 'LHow to Padlock a Thirst, took the Pulitzer prize of 1949. Rushton, Gladys-Bacteriologist. Found a cure for psittacosis just as we learned how to pronounce it. Rohde, Carla-In the diplomatic service. Advocates that all conferences convene in the Hall of Mirrors. Salter, Wayne-Known as a car doctor on account of his good, roadside manner. fContinued on Page 593 Page Nineteen

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Forecast of T is june, 1930. It is the last party of the Senior Class just before the part- ing of the ways. This is a class of brilliant and gifted young people ready to go out and take charge of the world. Naturally, they are going to be presidents and presidentfesses, senators and senatorfesses, authors and authoresses, and every kind of a genius. Oh, I say, remarks Lorena, let's all get together about twenty years from now when we're all famous or notorious, an'-an'-let's- I..et's take a jolly cruise together around the world or such, supplies someone else. The 'Ayes' have it, says President Merritt. And the young class members exchange pledges to appear for the great cruise of 195O. It is now 1950. The scene is in the great salon of the good ship, Memories of 1930 -sailing out into the blue Pacific. Smiling faces and cheery words greet everyone. All the cares of the world are cast away. Mr, President, some one rises, I move that the roll be called and each one of us respond by telling what he has accomplished. In case of absence let some one of us respond by telling what he knows of the absent ones. When this cruise is ended we shall make a book which shall contain the class roll, the log of the cruise, and other interesting mementoesf' The 'Ayes' have it and the motion is carried. Let us turn to page thirtyfsix of the little book Memories of 193O. The head' ing is The Class Roll. Anderson, HaroldfHas perfected the airplane in such a manner that all bolts and nuts are fitted with miniature parachutes to ensure safe landing for them. Banta, DeanfAbsent from cruise. Very busy suppressing crime in Chicago. Barham, Grace-Sells Alimony Liability Insurance. Beam, Arthur-Is a street cleaner and says that business is always picking up. Beidleman, MariewTrying to discover where the blush went when it became extinct. Briscoe, Helen-joined the cruise at Rome. She had been looking for the spot where Caesar seized her. Buerer, Hazel+Is married to a stingy man and advocates fewer pockets in men's clothes. Cleveland, Margaret-Has patented a bleaching solution that removes nicotine from ladies' lingers. Coe, james-Famous as a traitor. QThe Los Angeles doctor who advised a change of climate for one of his patientsj. Erickson, Jennie-Has just divorced her husband on the grounds that he upset his ash tray on her spick and span floor. fOh, Ashes of Love!j Flannery, Ira-Doctor of Philosophy. Says- Before a man can wake up and find himself famous it is necessary to wake up and ind himself. Page Eighteen

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