Central High School - Panther Yearbook (Fort Worth, TX)

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DEAR IEDITUR CULUMN QContinuedJ Dear Editor: There is a boy in my fourth period class that I am just crazy about. Please tell me how to make him notice me. Myrtlena Crain. Answer: Quit using cosmetics and put on long skirts and I believe you will receive plenty of attention from all sources. Dear Editor: Will you tell me why Quinn and Virginia like the Spring Time? Harris Dinkins. Because it is Tulip Time. Answer: Dear Editor: If a burglar entered the cellar, would the coal chute? Frank Harrington. Answer: I don't know, but perhaps the kindling wood. Dear Editor: What is gold-leaf made of? Virginia O'Neill. Answer: Tin, I think. Dear Editor: What is the best method of preventing diseases caused by biting insects. Mable Davis. Answer: Stop biting the insects. Dear Editor: When may an army be said to be totally destroyed? Claud Morgan. Answer: When the soldiers are all Tin quarters. Dear Editor: I am bothered quite a bit with my feet. What kind of shoes would you advise me to wear? Katherine Prather. Answer: Larger ones. Dear Editor: Why is it that the girls never lose their hooks off their dresses ? Donald Naylor. Answer: They have an eye for each hook. Dear Editor: How can I keep postage stamps from sticking together? Mary Lou Mozier. Answer: Buy 'em one at a time. Dear Editor: Will you kindly tell me how long cows should be milked? Mitchell Meek. Answer: Just the same as short cows. Old Mother Hubbard itinerated to her culinary receptacle to procure for her emaciated canine a piece of osified offall. But on arriving at said culinary receptacle, she discovered that it was devoid of contents. Therefore, the emaciated canine's gustatory organs were not satiated.

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