Central High School - Centralian Yearbook (Lonaconing, MD)

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Absent Minded Professor: Mr. Derry sent Jack Mmods out to his oar for, income tax papers. He forgot he d1dn't bring his car. ikttiitiiitittiil lit!!! Mr. Lewlckiz Nwhat country in Asia suffered in the food s1tuat1on?W Lois Cook: WGermany.n Yi!iililiiiiititlllliiiii Mr. Davis: nwhat do you know of the Elizabethan Age?N Paul Johnson: nKing Elizabeth ruled I guess.N Xlkliktlitiii iiiitlitiit Mrs. Byers: nRoy, suppose that seat breaks?n Roy: CJumping up and downl NI'd be on the floor wouldn't I?' mmxmxmxxxmawwmmwmmxxmxxm oohn Merrbach: 'I worked in a building so high that the cars looked like ants in the road.' Francis Jones: 'That's nothing. I worked in one so high, I had to bend down to let the moon pass.? xxxmxxaamna mmxxxwxxxxmax Foreman: 'So you want to quit us. Don't the wages suit you?' Pat: nThe wages are all right, but I feel guilty for cheating a horse out of a job. 4axxxmxxxwwmwmxwxwmuwxmxm A doctor received an urgent telephone cull from a father who said his small son had swallowed his fountain pen. nI'l1 come at once!n cried the doctor. Hwhat are you doing in the meantime NUsing a penoil,N came the answer. . iikiitiiiliillKliiiltkiit Hwhen water becomes ice,? asked the professor, Nwhat is the greatest change that takes place?u nThe price, s1r.n 441i4444ii4YXXttXi4itK4it CAN YOU IMIGINE Gashouse with his mouth shut? Mr. Meyers with his hair cut short? Mr. Derry Qwith curly hair?' Yearbook staff attending their meetings in a body? Lowell Sowers leaving the table with his appetite satisfied? Jack Green walking down the steps at dinner time? Mr. Hodgdon sitting down for one full hour? Ella Jean Love quiet for one minute? Jack woods in work clothes? Jake Getson with a heavy date? Bill Neff in the hell next year? Advance math class getting their work ln on time? Charles Grove behind a lingerie counter? Win Rowan without Shirley or vice-versa? Shirley Reidler with a boy friend? Lester Dawson without a moustache? Dot Brown really studying next year? Kate Cunningham with a certain state cop? Eva Boettcher living in Barton? Betty Ann Cuthbertson without chewing gum? Betty Lou Robertson refusing a date? Miss Mayer with no work to do? Misa Herrbach with out a smile? Mr. Foote catching fish?

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