Central High School - Centralian Yearbook (Lonaconing, MD)

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:vi 'R as: IW' 'L ll . qi Prof: 'Nhat made you late for French class this morning?' Frosh: NThere are eight of us in the house and the alarm was set for seven itiiittitliittittiittllkl Diner: nwhet kind of pie is this supposed to be--apple or peach?N Waitress: nwhat does it taste 1ike?N Diner: nG1ue.W Waitress: nThen it's apple. The Eeack tastes like putty.n ttkiiiil ikitiiliitklilti Use Lumpo soap. Doesn't lather. Doesn't bubble. Doesn't clean. It's jus company in the tub. lillitiiiitlliitlttkikiii NI found this coin on your desk sir.N nI'm glad you are honest. I put it there pur'osely to test your honesty.n nThat's what I thought.n t4li4i4ii414iiliiiiiliiit A Scotsman has invented a bagpipe which plays when plugged into a light socket. And yet it is said that necessity is the mother of invention. xxmmmxxwxmxxxxxxxxxxmxmnx The lad who always had difficulty describing the shortest distance between two points grew up to be a taxi driver. iiiitiiliitiiitttlwkiiiil Hotel'Page: nTe1egram for Mr. Niedsponde-vanci. Telegram for RU. Niedspondeuvunci.n Mr. Niedspondeavanci: nwhat initial ilease?H xxxxmaxnwxw xxmxmmxxwxxxx They say that the first time a Sootchman used free air in a garage he blew out four tires. 4111+144xxwxxnxxnwwmxxxwx Student: nwhat does this note you wrote on my paper say?W Irof: WIt says for you to write more 5lainly.n xwkxxxwxwxxm wwaxvxnmxxxm Nr. Lewicki: Hlhy are highways poor in !rgentina?W Jean Orr: NNQ roads.n Xiiiiiiiliiliilikiiiiilii latty fmoruso: HD1d anyone see a Eair of books floating around here?n iitttttt ttitiiititittlli Frances fndrews: nDon't rock the baby you'll make him cross-eyed.' xxxaxxmrxwx ix wxxxxaxxxx Ella Jean Love: Nwhat is one reason for starvation in India?W Jack Joods: WNot eating.W 8Xiiilitiiiiiiiklttitiiil Mr. Lewicki: Hwin, is South America a continent?W Nin: nAh--Yes.N Mr. Lewicki: WThank you Shirley for your help.' Win: NYes, thank you.W ' Shirley: WBut Win, I didn't helg you.n xwmnmx 4 mxxxwaxxmxxxxxxx Lois KcDonough: nMargaret you are gractically i5norant.u lx mxxvmxx xxmmmmxmxxmx 4 t

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Absent Minded Professor: Mr. Derry sent Jack Mmods out to his oar for, income tax papers. He forgot he d1dn't bring his car. ikttiitiiitittiil lit!!! Mr. Lewlckiz Nwhat country in Asia suffered in the food s1tuat1on?W Lois Cook: WGermany.n Yi!iililiiiiititlllliiiii Mr. Davis: nwhat do you know of the Elizabethan Age?N Paul Johnson: nKing Elizabeth ruled I guess.N Xlkliktlitiii iiiitlitiit Mrs. Byers: nRoy, suppose that seat breaks?n Roy: CJumping up and downl NI'd be on the floor wouldn't I?' mmxmxmxxxmawwmmwmmxxmxxm oohn Merrbach: 'I worked in a building so high that the cars looked like ants in the road.' Francis Jones: 'That's nothing. I worked in one so high, I had to bend down to let the moon pass.? xxxmxxaamna mmxxxwxxxxmax Foreman: 'So you want to quit us. Don't the wages suit you?' Pat: nThe wages are all right, but I feel guilty for cheating a horse out of a job. 4axxxmxxxwwmwmxwxwmuwxmxm A doctor received an urgent telephone cull from a father who said his small son had swallowed his fountain pen. nI'l1 come at once!n cried the doctor. Hwhat are you doing in the meantime NUsing a penoil,N came the answer. . iikiitiiiliillKliiiltkiit Hwhen water becomes ice,? asked the professor, Nwhat is the greatest change that takes place?u nThe price, s1r.n 441i4444ii4YXXttXi4itK4it CAN YOU IMIGINE Gashouse with his mouth shut? Mr. Meyers with his hair cut short? Mr. Derry Qwith curly hair?' Yearbook staff attending their meetings in a body? Lowell Sowers leaving the table with his appetite satisfied? Jack Green walking down the steps at dinner time? Mr. Hodgdon sitting down for one full hour? Ella Jean Love quiet for one minute? Jack woods in work clothes? Jake Getson with a heavy date? Bill Neff in the hell next year? Advance math class getting their work ln on time? Charles Grove behind a lingerie counter? Win Rowan without Shirley or vice-versa? Shirley Reidler with a boy friend? Lester Dawson without a moustache? Dot Brown really studying next year? Kate Cunningham with a certain state cop? Eva Boettcher living in Barton? Betty Ann Cuthbertson without chewing gum? Betty Lou Robertson refusing a date? Miss Mayer with no work to do? Misa Herrbach with out a smile? Mr. Foote catching fish?