Central High School - Centralian Yearbook (Lonaconing, MD)

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:vi 'R as: IW' 'L ll . qi Prof: 'Nhat made you late for French class this morning?' Frosh: NThere are eight of us in the house and the alarm was set for seven itiiittitliittittiittllkl Diner: nwhet kind of pie is this supposed to be--apple or peach?N Waitress: nwhat does it taste 1ike?N Diner: nG1ue.W Waitress: nThen it's apple. The Eeack tastes like putty.n ttkiiiil ikitiiliitklilti Use Lumpo soap. Doesn't lather. Doesn't bubble. Doesn't clean. It's jus company in the tub. lillitiiiitlliitlttkikiii NI found this coin on your desk sir.N nI'm glad you are honest. I put it there pur'osely to test your honesty.n nThat's what I thought.n t4li4i4ii414iiliiiiiliiit A Scotsman has invented a bagpipe which plays when plugged into a light socket. And yet it is said that necessity is the mother of invention. xxmmmxxwxmxxxxxxxxxxmxmnx The lad who always had difficulty describing the shortest distance between two points grew up to be a taxi driver. iiiitiiliitiiitttlwkiiiil Hotel'Page: nTe1egram for Mr. Niedsponde-vanci. Telegram for RU. Niedspondeuvunci.n Mr. Niedspondeavanci: nwhat initial ilease?H xxxxmaxnwxw xxmxmmxxwxxxx They say that the first time a Sootchman used free air in a garage he blew out four tires. 4111+144xxwxxnxxnwwmxxxwx Student: nwhat does this note you wrote on my paper say?W Irof: WIt says for you to write more 5lainly.n xwkxxxwxwxxm wwaxvxnmxxxm Nr. Lewicki: Hlhy are highways poor in !rgentina?W Jean Orr: NNQ roads.n Xiiiiiiiliiliilikiiiiilii latty fmoruso: HD1d anyone see a Eair of books floating around here?n iitttttt ttitiiititittlli Frances fndrews: nDon't rock the baby you'll make him cross-eyed.' xxxaxxmrxwx ix wxxxxaxxxx Ella Jean Love: Nwhat is one reason for starvation in India?W Jack Joods: WNot eating.W 8Xiiilitiiiiiiiklttitiiil Mr. Lewicki: Hwin, is South America a continent?W Nin: nAh--Yes.N Mr. Lewicki: WThank you Shirley for your help.' Win: NYes, thank you.W ' Shirley: WBut Win, I didn't helg you.n xwmnmx 4 mxxxwaxxmxxxxxxx Lois KcDonough: nMargaret you are gractically i5norant.u lx mxxvmxx xxmmmmxmxxmx 4 t