Central High School - Helios Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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A nnuai Helios Doctor: XYeIl, did the prescription that I gave you straighten you out? Beckman: It certainly did. Doctor: Fine, Beckman: Yes, I was Hat on my hack for a week. Lucille XYalsh: XYhat does L. L. D. mean after a man's name? Pearl Perrin: OIL it means that he is a lung and liver doctor. Yan Bree: T see where they operated on a Philadelphia boy's head to make a better boy of him. R. Maycock: That isn't where my dad used to operate on me to make a better boy of me. Ruth Alward: She gets her complexion from her father. Louise Townsend: know her father was a chemist. ls that so? T didn't rx Heard in the lunchroom: XYonder how they make this hash? Huh, they don't make it. It just accumu- lates. l Kathleen XXI-bb: XYhat are you going to do when you get out ot SCIIUOITH H hl. XVorden: Sell my books. FOR SALE! I I I Five English Literatures, two Physics books. and other varieties of excellent reading mat- ter. If you are interested in bargains. don't miss this' onellll For further inquiries please call Marion XYaldon who is leaving school and her literary career to take up automobile rac- ing as her future profession. Ben De Graff: Is your Packard friend com- ing tonight? jane Rutka: No, ll. D.: Dodge Brothers? A J. R.: No, this is lYilly's Knight. Nineteen Twenty-Three Amelia XVeiger twatching an aeronautl: I'd hate to he coming down in that parachute. Louis Snyder: l'd hate to Ire coming down without it. Roger Cutcheon ten one of his hunts for knowledgel: XYhy do you put that white stuff between the bricks? Bricklayer: To keep the bricks together, you sap. Roger: lt looks to me as if it keeps them apart. Judge: Are you guilty or not guilty uf this charge. Mr. Moore? Hulman: Not guilty, your honor. Is it my fault if a man dies from being hit by a piece of soft coal that I've thrown at him? :Xt Senior Class Mock Election: The peo- ple want Dick Crow for class wit, shouted the loud-mouthed. wild-eyed orator. Theodore XYrig'ht: I think he would be perfectly able to till the position. Miss Hayes: You ought to rise when ine cock crows, Harold. H. Denio: Cant M. H.: 'XYhy not? Harold: XN'e keep ducks. Said a bald-headed man to a waitress lnildi See here. young woman, my cocoa's cold. lint she scornfully replied in a monotony.-: l'ut on your hat and cox er your clothe! Mary lfanberg: Mother, has my mail ct-me vi-t ' Mother: I do wish you'd quit using that terrible slang, Y Iiurton How many lwolileiiis did you ITIFN, Leonard? I tonard Greenway: I missed the first three and got one wrong, XYiIfred Porter: XYould you like to go to the senior party Helen Zimmer: I should say l would. XYiIfred: XYill you buy your ticket from me? Playing Safe The dear old ladv entered the drug store and looked doubtfully at Burton Morrison behind the counter. I suppose, she began, that you are a properly qualified druggistiu Yes, madamef' You have passed all the examinations? Certainly, Never poisoned anybody by mistake? Not to my knowledge. Very well, then, she replied, heaving a sigh c-f relief and laying a coin on the counter. You may give me a nickel's worth uf cough drops. 113

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