Centennial High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Pueblo, CO)

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We were just talking about all our old classmates, Pauline, Cressy inter- rupted. Maybe you could tell us about some we haven't mentioned. Sure I can. There's bookkeeper Tom Malone, parachute jumper Betty McDaniel, bellhop Norman Dobin, phrenologist Ereda Scannell, and-oh, yes, King of Hoboes Charles Rush. I suppose you've heard about Milton Spees' dairy farm, where milkmaids Rosemary Stowe and Dorothy Vertovec work, and where Aldo Battiste is employed to look for needles in the haystacks. Partners Jack Danielson and Bruce Elson operate a windmill in Hollandg they grind tulip bulbs for soup. Night watchman Donald Hall recently had marks- man Tom Gunter put in prison for shooting flies in the windows of Neal Hobb's glue factory. Working in close collaboration, sciencewomen Alice Sollee, Charlotte Hopfmger, and Juanita Marchant are developing a magnify- ing glass that can light homes by magnifying the light of the stars. Edgel Kimsey was last heard of prospecting for radium. Yacht to be yeager to see Billie Yeager's yacht, captained by Catharine Strawn. Speaking of ships, Truman Trisler makes anchor chains in his blacksmith shop now that politician Donald Wilson told him about the machine age, and Elizabeth Traeder's new sub- marine boat commanded by Louise Zabel is Zabel to stunt dive. You've probably seen a lot of familiar names in the newspapers lately. Last month Secretary of Slate Lewis Lane got an appropriation through squeaker of the House Billy Cobb for a blackboard for the Amalgamated Petunia Growers Club's president, Betty Lou Jensen. Dora Jean Allred, rules committee chairman, finally passed Lucille Roberts' anti-tobacco chewing regu- lation which Senators Mary Alice Barlow and Nettie Lou Conder had fili- bustered for three years. Juanita Allen's recipe for jellyfish jam is all the rage with dietitians Mildred Eichelberger and Ann Giarratano. Alchemist Eugene Albo is working on Betty Coburn's theory of transmutation of all matter into figbars. Evelyn Burgess' horse, Eleabiscuit, ridden by Dick Hoffman, romped to blazing victories on Bob Angelico's racing track. Meanwhile, whaleflsher Gilbert Ard's chief harpoonist George Lappin, using Pat Haverty's new min- now-casting system, towed in aten-ton whale with Betty Jane Mattoon and Diane Wankel inside it, believe it or not. William Hopkins, newly appointed Viceroy of India, has finally signed a peace with Fuzzy-Wuzzy chieftain Abe Raich and his lieutenants Don Rusk and Clarence Dungan. Gene Raymond and Alfred Culbertson operate a daily caravan across the desert between Ahl Say and Out Polunch, stopping at Jean Broadhead's oasis and Betty Jean Edelstein's filling station. Eileen Johnson's famous epic, Pz'ggly-WiggIyied, based on the life of Doctor James Zito, is sold exclusively at Ethel Nicholas' bookstores. Paul Foster and his pet crocodile, Zuzi, on exhibition at Verla Holcomb's Pet Shop, have scared the air out of Kathleen Ryan's Airedale. A sandwich sign man, Clement Hausman, marched by, his front sign reading Ice Cream: Try Decker's Double Decker Delight and on the back, '4Josephine and Marie Say Sheehan's and Schade's Sherbet Sure. Leo roared, i'We've got some plenty unusual classmatesl Dorothea Miller, Queen of New Amazonia, and her court jester Josephine Donley have persuaded their last two provinces, ruled by noblewomen Teresa Portino and Irene Gillham, to adopt anti-men measures, although Dorothy Jacobs protested vigorously. Speed cop Dick Trevithick carries siren Wilma Eox on his motorcycle to stop speedy motorists like Bill Martin and Kenneth Osgood. Bob Hostetter has made a thriving business of selling Mary McCoy's Model T's shimmy to rumba dancers Page Thirty-o

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pared as wooers. That reminds meg golf caddy Donald Ruegg has developed an afternoon tee which society women like Inez Storer and Clara Mae Place use almost exclusively. Clinton Comerford's Cranky Canine Catchers, Inc., does a thriving busi- ness, with net-men Gerald Crank and Russell Kerr doing the Great Danes. Melvin Breetwor is classy chauffeur to dishwasher Betty Jean Graham, who works at Mary Jean Jones' Cafeteria. Coilfurist Kenny Baird designs the nation's hair-do with Billy Kerley's Curling-iron, using William Carlson, who has let his hair grow for his concert pianist job, as a model. Marjorie Crews and Rosemary Tschmelitsch produce 1,792 dolls per day at their nine- acre doll factory, where Rex Tatman is general handyman. Eugene Voris is a plumber. Leo laughed. And you were the one who wanted to know about our classmates! But you haven't mentioned Jack O'Brien's ALittle Whizzer' auto factory, or Carrie Jo Adams' giraffe hospital, or even Ethel Goodman's Lunacy Laboratory, where Pat Ducy studies licorice composition. David Houston, too, is a professional man, doctoring pelican pouches, while Elaine Brifey is a painless dentist. Grace Archires, Margaret Osterhout, Betty Lou Norris, and Geraldine Climenson have organized a society for the study of lobate Podici- pedidae grebes and tyrannidae. Some of the '41-ers' do strange things, too. Foreign correspondent Walter Melvin's hobby is collecting cocoanuts to send back home to his wife and kiddies. In South Africa, Joe Cortese and Ivan Hankla have found the Hrst real pink elephant, which Phyllis Dalley brought home for them. Shirley Fishencord and Vera White are circus trapeze artists, and Orlando Gallegos is a circus clown. Working for the Bally-hoo Ballet, Ltd., are twin charmers Pat Colip and Margie Clawson, whose Choreographer is Louis Butler. Ossie Stark is a grand opera composer, and Victor Eognani, famous tenor, sings his lyrics. Bill Jehle, Donald Hurst, and engineer Jack Garrett took a rocket trip to the moon and there developed a new type of moonshine. On his dusty Okla- homa farm, Charles Gibson opertaes a pineapple juice well where tired travelers like Jennie Hatch, Marie Davison, and Dorothy Friedenberger often take a nip. The air waves, too, have been invaded. Bob Schade gives recipes over the radio every morning, Luie Lee Mosbarger and Adaline Massaro play a daily sob serial, and Betty Jean Longfield sings cowboy ballads. Prom Dick Kettering's station in Del Rio, Texas, Ralph Holder and Charles Lamb adver- tise their patent divining rods while radio engineer Nobuo Ouye keeps the kilocycles. Norman Winters is now announcing the featured contest pro- gram on which Bernice Pepper, Leona Johnson, Josephine Hart, Cecilia Salvage. and Irene Kiniry are vying to see which can hold her breath the longest. At this point a young woman, her arms full of packages, stepped out of the theatre, bumped into Leo, dropped two of the packages into a puddle and two more on Cressey, and had opened her lips toi start a tirade against the two. when suddenly a look of recognition came into her eyes. HWhy, it's Leo and Cresyl Do you know, Bob Cash's latest picture here is just a scream! Pauline de Mordaunt began as the two stooped to pick up the packages. It's so funny the man sitting next to me, Ralph Bachman, knocked my hat off twice into Jack Aronofsky's lap in the row behind, and the heroine, Mary Agnes Beck-the way she threw Lois Jean King around simply slayed me! Page Thirty

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Juanita Hervey and June Larson, while Margaret Norton, hot tamale seller, and Kathleen Ruspini, hot dog vendor, squirt soda pop at each other over Norma Jean Pringle's tractor. Albert Armstrong's poetry magazine Hammerhead, with sonnets by Dorothy Parks and nursery rhymes by Ralph Moorhead, sold its 5,000,000-th copy to Josephine Cash. Noted financeer V. E. Dudley sells stock for Anna Jean Benningfield's stockyards. Ruth Allee's Alley Airlines are prospering since they employed stewardesses Ruth Richardson and Dorothy Bjork. Ralph Jones engineered the raising of Atlantis so that Alberta and Bertha Nemier could raise lima beans, Betty Mcllvaine could raise horse- radish, and Dorothy Peltzer could raise cain there. George Benko and Bob Gaby are writing a joke book. In the new women's mechanized corps are Lula Covington, Eloreine Murphy, and Captain Noreen Capps. The Marines, under Commodore Bobby Thomas, landed last week at Alfred Craddock's Docks, to rescue Ruth Taylor and Emma Jeanne Por' ter from Joe Valenti's trained seals. Patsy Shope's Shirt Shoppe makes night shirts for Mary Jane Parlapiano's night club. In Dorothy Bigelow's Bake Shop, where Jacqueline Burns tends the fires, Maxine Carpenter is employed to saw buns. Laura Bonvincin throws the javelin, Louise Hill swims the half-mile, May Hidaka plays tennis, and Geraldine Johnson throws the javelin back, thus making up the American Olympic Team. William, Lord of Pago Pago, fired Howard Morrell and Bill Waye, his pearl divers, for eating oyster crackers at work. Some of our classmates are even doing something constructive. At Dorothy Elliott's suggestion, Martha Berged and Betty Norem practice re- forestration by planting baby redwoods on vacant lots. Police Chief Joe Geonetta tried to stop Marion Cronic's filling up the holes on Aletha Burress' golf course, but safety-conscious Emilia Villanueva and Lupe Martinez inter- fered in her behalf. Mary Kochevar's day nursery is a howling success: Ray Jones is the same as a choir-master due to Carlo Gagliano's hot foot efforts. Rose Marie Boniiglio and Rose Angelico manufacture casting flies for fishing. By now the rain had abated: the Big City's inhabitants were beginning to hustle along through the streets as they always do, and Pauline recited: 'AAS rain doth run before the sun, speeds trackster Howard Waye, And jitterbugs who cut up rugs-Vivian Newell and Maxine Torbit, I'd say- Christine Benko retreads auto tires, Ann Donley designs spoons, Frances Trask's an interior decorator, Eugene Coburn integrates hash, Vivian White puts out asbestos fires, in Deweese's Colony of Loons. Phyllis Donaghy's radio commentator, who never says anything rash. English teacher Kenny Martin says the plural of mouse is meese, While Annie Walker's candy store sells kisses a dollar apiece. Shaking the rain off their coats, Cressy and Leo bade her farewell and ambled down the street to Galloway's Grill for a midnight snack. -ABE RAICH AND VERNON IMMROTH. Page Thirty-rwo