Carbon High School - Carbon Yearbook (Price, UT)

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Student Epigrams A wise ruler does not always scorn the advice of his jester.-Dlnzine Ilolzlaway. Fools laugh at lifeg but eventually life laughs at fools.-Ruth Palmieri. Life is a song, if you know how to sing it.- ZVI1z1'cell1z Villard. The slyness of a fox bears no comparison to that of a girl.-Ufade Turner. Success is achieved through application, not supplication.-WU1ncla PVa1'ren. Treat boys as you would treat politiciansg be- lieve only about half of what they say, because they probably donit believe it themselves.- I'Vilene Jlcflfullin. Refuse to be speed's servant lest you serve too long.-Lum Dlaclsen. True love, like a Sunbeam, is not easily found in dark corners.-flfawine Ploldaway. Slovcnly speech is an unfaithful friend, al- ways giving you away when you least expect it. -Fae Goetzman. Love is a brick thrown at one's headg when you come to, it is too late to do anything about it.-Loretta Cafarelli. Hate is a disc-aseg try to avoid its germs.- Elnine Heck. Love makes the world stop going round.- Krzrma Johnson. Sezfenty-eight Hypocrisy can deceive everyone-everyone but God.-Florene Zwalzlen. You ean't tell a thug by his mug, nor can you tell an honest man.-Jimme Greener. How many of us are unworthy of faithful friends I Yet we have tl1CIH.-CJYUETZCUFTE I?e1'rier. Thoughts are the seeds we sow from which our actions grow.-Belzm Hmnch. Love is the key to happiness, but it may also open the door to pain and lingering sorrow.- Ifli.:.'1LlJeH1 Ste'vens01z. Nations are built on love and destroyed by liate.-HrJ1va1'd fllunk. Speech is the art of concealing thoughts in correct words.-lVillda. Laird. Falschood is a weapon used by cowards who cannot bear the sting of truth.-Edna Pressett. Girls afford us the spice of life, but we should use spices very spa1'i11gly.-Ilmwioz Reese. lt takes not his past history, his manners, or his dress to udgc a man, merely his speech.- Kay Bunnel. After playing the game of life you are in the hole.-Ufoodrow Clark.

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Humor Don Watkins: I don't think education pays. Mr, Bingham: Oh. it does unless you decide to be a school teacher. 3 lb' Quentin Gardener believes all's fair in love and school. V9 tb' .Iimmia Grecner is the one man in the world that can succeed by letting things slide. J .5 Donlt be surprisedf, remarked Mrs. .Iones to Don Hansen. if you have a cold in the head. l ,'.'en th:xt's something. .5 U25 Max ,Allred sez. A girlls always one of three things: Hungry. thirty. or both. Q99 U99 Vic Silvagni sez. 'AI,ittle girls should be seen -Y aiil not hard. JV Q5 In spsaking to Calvin Simmons while in band, Nlr. YVilliams said angrily, I ean't think of any instrument worse than a saxophone. and I hop- no one else canf, 5 Q5 Dottie Dalton is so dumb she thinks a smoked hrtm is a colored actor. liut that's nothing: Kxrzna Johnson is so dumb that she thinks a gfn rick 'y is an Oriental taxicab. V59 at Ive overheard Sam Dougherty say, Lots of girls in this school look good enough to eat- :::1:l do they? YVowl,' '25 eb' Neva Ifilliams: .limmie dear, all the other m,n that I have gone with had either brains. pos'tion, good looks. or social rank, but I am gofng with you because I 'love you. Q9 Q9 Ileii 'mb.'r- -All is not sex that appeals. 65 Q25 Ivliat male faculty member is known as i'I,iza ? al '29 As I looked upon the stair, I saw a man who wasnit there. He wasn't there again today. Gosh. I wish held go away! -23 Q23 Did you hear the one about Mae Itest? H Q25 Lewis Tezak: Wvhere is the population of flarbon County most dense? Mr. Morgan: From the neck up. V9 '29 'l'ough luck, said the egg in the monastery. Out of the frying pan into the friar. V. li. Williams was exasper- all-tl by a couple of owls out- side his window one night that said 'l'o--who instead of To- IVIIFIL you -- - whom. Sf!lI'Il'd fo read ,gl ,gt this 'l'hchna Faylor sez, It,s a 11,14 ,ION mystery to mc why a girl can't Hmuqht catch a ball like a man. But .t sur.-lv a man is so much larger 1 7C'.'lS!l mem. ' . y I and easier to catch. Don t you nz nz Q, .0 cel ellen 1 T- . fi I Y. hat male faculty member is 1f'l1 .'101f md known around hozne as Hug- on git- P and 1:11070 Wig 'AI 'Ilan UTI, NI'r.'YYil'aon sez. A son i1.su:.l- lwhnl frmlpd? ly hnishzs collygc and Irs ta- ' ' l'h 'r about the same tnnc. Q5 0' III- find that whfl- Orphi Faylor was in California during th ' C'hristmas holidays. she landed a fish wsigh- inf: about 155 pounds. standfng about tive fest nine inches tall fin its sock feetj. and it has :ilrcady spoken to her parents. V53 09 Henry Ituggcri: Do you think you can make me accept evolution by teaching it in school? Q59 WIC George Young: No, my boy: they teach spell- ing in school, donlt they? Q52 ,gl YYhat's this we hear about a certain bachelor teacher getting a proposal this year and not ac- eepting? -199 '29 Dorothy Olsen sez. One wav a man can ae- quirc a nice-sized vocabulary is to marry itf, at '25 Mr. Morgan: lVhy do women hold their chins while talking? Mr, Merrill: To keep themselves from inter- rupting, I suppose. L3 Q55 Did you hear the one about the absent-minded professor who threw his cigarette into the bed, and jumped out the window? Q95 Q95 Vviggo Axelgard reaehed across the table for the fourth time for a slice of bread. His mother was annoyed, and said. f'YViggo, l1ow many times do I have to tell you to quit reaching for things like that with your hands? IVhat do you think your tongue is for? Q! ,gl lie it ever so humble. there-'s no shape like your own. Severity-se1'e11

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WHY KEEP MONEY IN A BANK? I'I1aI's nor Iiard Io answer . . . because iI'sII1e salesl place. A Sleel Vaull guards your Savings. Insurance and Police Proleclion guaranlee Ilial you surfer no loss Ilirougln robbery. AND a Slrong sense of Resbonsibilily de- mands Ilial we be worII'1y of Ilue Trusl imposed by our cuslomers . . . Io malce our banlc a refuge of Safely for Ilie man willi Ilwe dollar. A Connecrion wiili our banlc even in a modesl way may prove of Ilie grealesl value when Opporlrunilies arise. CARBON EMERY BANK PRICE, UTAH Member Federal Reserve Sysfem and II'1e Federal Deposii' Insurance Corpora+ion Seve 7