Canton High School - Cantonian Yearbook (Canton, IL)

Za pfzapdetde Mary ZinkgLight bulb tester for General Electric. Lorena Wefenstette-Clerk at Billings Brothers Bar- gain Basement. Merle Williams-Dress designer for Dainty Dam- sel's Dresses. fSlogan: We Cover Everythingj Robert UbellMThe man who discovered a sure cure for hiccups. Bob Zaborac-Author of the book, "The Big Drip or How to Get Rich Plumbing." Burton Shepard-The only "Shepard" leading burros down the Grand Canyon. Charles Williams+National Mice Assessor keep- ing the Government supplied with the latest cogent statistics. Peqqy' WeaverfOfficial Screamer for the Movie Studio. David Vandeveer-The "pumper" who is pump- ing air to Phyllis who is still looking for the Shrimp Boat. Donald SharpeAHalf owner of "Sharpe and Dull," resharpeners of used razor blades. Neil Swartzbaugh-Coffin maker for Monte's Mor- bid Mortuaryp they never come back because Swartzbaugh nails them in. Bill Toncray-"Beautiful Bill," successor to "Gor- geous George." Marlene Toncray-Queen Bee in the "house that lack built." Shirley St. Clairflnventress of an automatic but- ton-sewer-oner-incidentally, she's listed in "'VVhat's What." Helen Scrogum-Head candy seller at Harvard University's basketball games-her experience comes from C.H.S. Stanley Vance-Manager of the peanut sellers at Yankee Stadium. George Walker-First flutist of the Philorganic Tin- panny. lim Siegfried-Draftsman of the first plans for a rocket ship to Fluto. Iudy Wooddell'-Stylist for the combat boots used by 752nd Division of the Cavalry. Shirley Smith-Sea Shell Collector at Niagara Falls. Wilma Spainhour-Refereeist for the "Globe Trot- terists." Mayme Spotser-Writer of the ultra-modern chem- istry book used in Norris Community High School. lim Sepich-The head coach of the "Fancy Flitting Flea Circus" in charge of coaching "fancy flit- ting finalesf' Betty Thompson-The captain of "Betty's Bouncing Bets" in the national Bowling Buster of the ques- tionable year l9??. Bob Eddy-Proprietor of "Eddy's Eatery," noted for its "edable." Richard Ellsworth-You've heard of "ltsie"? Well, l'm "Watsie." lerry Collins-The better half of Tom Cyou mean you don't know Tom and lerry?D Bob Coleman-A future "I" man. May Clewell-First woman announcer at the Holly- wood Bowl wrestling matches. Mary Knowles-The head fortune teller at "Knowles all, Sees all, Hears all Supernatural Establishment." Richard Fuller-Head doorman at the Waldorf- Astoria whose password is "Open the door- Richard." Leslie lacksonfConstant employee of Miss Con- stance Harrison sewing up the holes in her faithful green sweater. Ronald Reith--Most talented flea of lim Sepich's Fancy Flitting Flea Circus. Lois Osborn-The lady flea in Iim's Fancy Flea Circus. Flora Nicholson-The Dauntless Damsel that re- pairs the Atlantic Cable. Damon Smith-C.H.S. representative at the White House. Rollin Rumler-The president of the Fulton County Par Wreckers Association. Drexel Fouts-Flower Sweetener at Monte's Mor- bid Mortuary. His motto: I really make them smell Cgood that isl. Virginia Trobaugh-Word Iuggler for Trobaugh's dictionary. The only unalphabetized dictionary. lf.