Canton High School - Cantonian Yearbook (Canton, IL)

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L., ,-,L L, Elaine Hughes-Inspiration for the song, The Girl With the Purple Hair. john Saurbaugh-Lobster fisherman off the coast of Maine, his motto- Catch 'cm alive! Paul Watson--Proprietor of Watson's Used Car Emporium - You wreck 'en1, we'll pour 'em. Liz Miller-Saleswoman of Lizzie's Luscious Lemon Drops. Phyllis Whitmore--Teachin' school at Cornfield College. Donna june Weaver-Poetess Laureate of Crabtree Corners. Charlotte Scalf-Academy Award Winner for her starring performance in The Wife of Frankenstein. Delores Baylor-just a grocery clerk. Al Coons-Owner of Coons' Incomparable Colossal Carni- val. Junior Boetto-Sword swallower in Coons' incomparable Colossal Carnival. Bill Brown-Star reporter on the Kiddies Khronielef' Patricia Bull-Chapter Mother for Liverpool Chapter of Future Homemakers of America. Donita Burnham--Demonstrator for Natty tortise shell specs at Walgrcen's on Fifth Avenue. Varda Clary-Thin Woman in Coons' Incomparable Colossal Carnival. Elizabeth Cleer--Milkmaid on Champlain's Schmoo Farm. Gus Elliott-Head beautician and cosmetic consultant in Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Eugene Taylor-Operator in Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Gloria Saurbaugh-Writer of newspaper column- Glo's Goocy Gush, a column of advice to the lovelorn. Shirley Lee-Harmonica player with Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Bill Royer-Envoy to Lower Slobbovia. Zig Usalis--The Lummox of the Chicago Bears. Bob Champlain--Caretaker of Champlain's Schmoochie Schmoo Farm where Schmoochie Schmoos are schooled. Pat Nibbclin-Proprictress of bake shop producing Nibbe- lin's Nifty Niblets CWe don't know what they are eitherj. Dorothy Bump-Authoress of the current best seller, How to Avoid Being Childish. Junior Ludlum-Successor to the Great Gildersleeve. Jim Scott-Discoverer of a cure for the common cold. Betty Lou Keets-Winner of the contest to find The Girl With the Cocker Spaniel Eyes. ' Bonnie Henderson-Gal yodcller in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Andrew Nuttall-Leader of Nuttall's Nutty Nine, the batticst band in the land. fThey're out of this world, we hopelj Billie Roseboom--World's champion lady wrestler. Roland Strawn-Drummer in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. CANTONIAN Emma Lou Shumaker-The 1959 version of Judy Canova. Raymond Studer-Bazooka player in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. fApologies to Bob Burns.J John Smith-Lipstick tester at Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Betty Daily-Manager of Daily's Delightful Date Bureau. fGuaranteeCl satisfaction or your money back.j Joan Freeman-Chief Schmoo cultivator on Champlain's Schmoo Farm. James Galloway-Galloping Ghost of Gonzales College. Ruth Gonterman-Head civilian aid at St. Lukc's Hospital, Chicago. Lois Griffin-Miss Timbuctoo of 1962. Helen Grove-Private secretary to Al Ceons, proprietor of Coons' lncomparablc Colossal Carnival. Rosalee Gumbel-Cashier in Block and Kuhl's. Helen Haggerty-Fife player in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Burnett Hedden-Life guard at Atlantic City. Harold Hill-Voted the world's laziest male by the Rockettes. Lawrence Hill-Big time politician on Capitol Hill. Glen Housh--Mayor of Havana. Jo Yerbic-Assistant soda jerker at the Callahan Drug Store. Dorothy johnson-Head supervisor of student nurses at Barnes Hospital, St. Louis. Len Kuchan-Leader of Kuchan's Dead Pan Boys, the lead- ing maker of records for dead end kids. Joanne Lundry-Just a veterinarian's wife. Shirley McClure-Proprietrcss of McClure's Modern School for high stepping majorcttesq Mildred Graham-Mrs. Charles Van Middlesworth. fWc were right this time.J Edna Fern May-Vice-President of May's Delivery. Maralee O'Bryant-Still Maralee O'Bryant 'cause she couldn't make up her mind. Betty Owings-Chief Cook and Bottle Washer in the Graham Hospital kitchen. Phil Graham-Song and dance man in Walkcr's Dimpled Darling Daughters. LaVerne Liddle- Rock Cutter for the Smith chain of jewelry stores. Bob V3hCL?MOSt satisfied customer of Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Lloyd Wages-Successor to Mr. John Watt, Fulton County's well known farm advisor. Dale Walker-Promoter of Walker's all girl revue, Dim- pled Darling Daughters. Gordon Warfield--Charter Member of the Isaac Walton Society for the preservation and encouragement of hunting and fishing in Central Illinois. 29

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lil CANTON IAN Who's Who Ten Years Hence ffxnd What OF lt, Wilbur Carlton--Fullback on the Green Bay Packers. Bill Carper-Proprietor of Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Bill Cook-Voted The Chest by the Girl Scouts of America. jim Van Sickle-World's Champion Babe sitter Cand we don't mean 6 months oldj. Bill Bonham-Custodian at Jones Park. Duane Goyen-Bouncer at the Stork Club. Don Mace-Winner of flagpole sitting contest. Ronnie Casson-Successor to The Shiek of Araby Qhas his dreamed-of haremj. Dick Brown-Chief pencil sharpener for Sears and Roe- buck. Carol Cox-Exclusive designer of Cox's Cornets. Frank Yerbic-World's Champion Balloon Blower-Upper.', LaVerne Crosetto--Human Fly with Snodgrasse's Flea Circus. Charles Cardosi-Successor to Poppa. Merl Pettet--Proprietor of Pettet's Penthouse for Pretty Pets CXVe don't mean animalsj. Catherine Parlier-Proprietress of a pet shop where Cathie's Cunnin' Cooties Caperf, Evelyn Sherwood-Bull fiddle player with Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Stanley Kuzniar-Twice voted a good boy fNo good and good for nothingj. John Carl Myers-Winner of a contest for the boy with the kind face fwhat kind?J. Dale Houston-jug player in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Chick Flynn-Voted the man we'd like to be stranded on a desert island with by the Eta Bita Pie gals of Podunk College. Dick Fouts-Holder of record for most errors made by a second baseman in The Three Nose League. Joanne Henderson-Queen-for-a-Day at the Silver Leaf Roller Rink. Bill Gray-Script writer for It Pays to be Ignorantf' Catherine Gerhart- Poppa's lil' helper at Illinois Bell. Betty Hadsall-Operator in Carper's Clip ,N Curl Beauty Salon. Mary Nell Harp-Voted the most likely to succeed by the United Hill-Billies of Arkansas. Joan McGinnis--Helping Chuck at the Aw Drive On Inn. 28 Gloria Lingenfelter-Hostess at the Palmer House, Chicago Crefer to 1948 Cantonian to see whyj. Jim Booth--Successful farmer specializing in the raising of Dandy Downy Ducks. Danny Stine-Successor to Walt Disney. Thelma Shaw-Famous cover girl for Policcman's Gazette. Jerry Howard-Another Arthur Godfrey. George Emery-Secretary of Agriculture. Dean Nelson-Successor to Mr. Stitzel. Richard Johns-Famous Glockcnspiel player with the United States Marine Band. Bob Baylor-Star performer of It Pays to be Ignorantf' Wanda Barnett-Top sergeant in the W.A.C.'s. Catherine Bouc--Head Waitress at the Waldorf in Astoria flllinois, of coursej. Beverly Bowman-Secretary for president of Kallikak's Krispy Kruellers. Shirley Parker-Outfielder for Peoria Redwings. Lois Picton-Official sleeper on gym floors fFarmington's especiallyj. Russ Bowton-Juggler with Ringling Brothers, Circus. Gene Fengel-Advisor for G.A.A. Cgirls, alluring, and at- tractivej. Pete,' Lakin--Leader of the movement The New Look Is Getting old With Us. Fred Mercer-President of Fulton County Car Wrecker's Association. Pat Tompkins-Creator of Pat's Pouty Lipstick. jim Gibbs-Executive Vice-President of A.P. in charge of sacking 'taters. Shirley Peterson-Star of the chorus line known as Peter- son's Peppy Personality Pretties. Bernard Raskauskas--Proprietor of Raskauskas' Dancing Academy-Specialty Minuets. Bob Nidiffer--Successor to The Durango Kid. Bob Lindbloom-Proprietor of Lindbloom's Lousy Haber- dashery. Wayne Gilpin-The Walter Winchell of his day Csees all, knows all, tells alll. Leslie Kramer-Owner of Kramer's Kosy Kooky Kitchen- Where Kramer's Krumbly Krackers are Krunched. Bob James-Successor to Serutan Yob. flf in doubt, play Nature Boyj.

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CANTONIAN Garden XVilliams-Houdini, the Second, performing nightly at the Chez Paree. Sammy Wriglmt-Mr. Maralcc O'Bryant. Charles Yerbich-A disappointed R xmco, still roamin' through the halls of C.H.S. Bernadean Smith-Oboe player in Nuttali's Nutty Nine. Nelda Sipes-Back in good ole' Missouri making everybody show her. Bernice Spencer-Successor to Mr. Hants aw t:acher of Driver's Training. fShe uses his method: thc, believe it or not.J Janice Spyres-Bagpipe player in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. CNine, count 'em!J Virginia Wfages-Star of the roller skating skit in W.1lker's Dimpled Darling Daughters. Emma W.illier-Mrs. Alvin Bishop. Lorraine Vlalsh-Chief tester for peroxide at the Colorine lab, Alice Wliite-Chanapion Hill climber of Fulton County. Bob Pittman-New cartoonist drawing Popeyc.,' Peg Pollitt-Mrs. Powell, a thrift hvusewife. John Puskarich-Manager of Kresge's Dime to a Dollar in Eden. Darlene Raker-Inventor of Raker's Red Restorer, restores red locks to their former glory. john Rees-Popcorn king of Central Illinois, main offices in Farmington. Eugene Reinholtz-President of the National Mum Society. QAnd we don't mean flowersj Joyce Robinson-Star of Walker's Dimuled Darling Daugh- ters and idol of New York's sragedoor Johnnies. Connie Rodgers-Proprietress of Connie's Lonely Hearts Bu- reau whose slogan is Satisfaction guaranteed or double your money back. joan Schertz-Successor to Louella Parsons. John Shuh-Postmaster at Dunfermline. tHe reads all the postcards.J Mclba Wliite- Winder-Upper of mechanical toys at Toy- land in Macy's Department Store. janet Worniser-Still interested in stones. QAnd they aren't rocks either.D Peg Wilcoxen-Still passing for Barbara Stanwyck. Margaret NX'illiams-Successful manager of Williams' Home for Stray Cats, the four-legged kind. Thelma Willianas-Successor to Mr. Millington as Math teach- er in C.H.S. Joanne Wilson-First lady basketball referee. fSuccessor to Pop, we guess.J . 54 : 'PBX I Ni' 3 0