Canton High School - Cantonian Yearbook (Canton, IL)

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lil CANTON IAN Who's Who Ten Years Hence ffxnd What OF lt, Wilbur Carlton--Fullback on the Green Bay Packers. Bill Carper-Proprietor of Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Bill Cook-Voted The Chest by the Girl Scouts of America. jim Van Sickle-World's Champion Babe sitter Cand we don't mean 6 months oldj. Bill Bonham-Custodian at Jones Park. Duane Goyen-Bouncer at the Stork Club. Don Mace-Winner of flagpole sitting contest. Ronnie Casson-Successor to The Shiek of Araby Qhas his dreamed-of haremj. Dick Brown-Chief pencil sharpener for Sears and Roe- buck. Carol Cox-Exclusive designer of Cox's Cornets. Frank Yerbic-World's Champion Balloon Blower-Upper.', LaVerne Crosetto--Human Fly with Snodgrasse's Flea Circus. Charles Cardosi-Successor to Poppa. Merl Pettet--Proprietor of Pettet's Penthouse for Pretty Pets CXVe don't mean animalsj. Catherine Parlier-Proprietress of a pet shop where Cathie's Cunnin' Cooties Caperf, Evelyn Sherwood-Bull fiddle player with Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Stanley Kuzniar-Twice voted a good boy fNo good and good for nothingj. John Carl Myers-Winner of a contest for the boy with the kind face fwhat kind?J. Dale Houston-jug player in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Chick Flynn-Voted the man we'd like to be stranded on a desert island with by the Eta Bita Pie gals of Podunk College. Dick Fouts-Holder of record for most errors made by a second baseman in The Three Nose League. Joanne Henderson-Queen-for-a-Day at the Silver Leaf Roller Rink. Bill Gray-Script writer for It Pays to be Ignorantf' Catherine Gerhart- Poppa's lil' helper at Illinois Bell. Betty Hadsall-Operator in Carper's Clip ,N Curl Beauty Salon. Mary Nell Harp-Voted the most likely to succeed by the United Hill-Billies of Arkansas. Joan McGinnis--Helping Chuck at the Aw Drive On Inn. 28 Gloria Lingenfelter-Hostess at the Palmer House, Chicago Crefer to 1948 Cantonian to see whyj. Jim Booth--Successful farmer specializing in the raising of Dandy Downy Ducks. Danny Stine-Successor to Walt Disney. Thelma Shaw-Famous cover girl for Policcman's Gazette. Jerry Howard-Another Arthur Godfrey. George Emery-Secretary of Agriculture. Dean Nelson-Successor to Mr. Stitzel. Richard Johns-Famous Glockcnspiel player with the United States Marine Band. Bob Baylor-Star performer of It Pays to be Ignorantf' Wanda Barnett-Top sergeant in the W.A.C.'s. Catherine Bouc--Head Waitress at the Waldorf in Astoria flllinois, of coursej. Beverly Bowman-Secretary for president of Kallikak's Krispy Kruellers. Shirley Parker-Outfielder for Peoria Redwings. Lois Picton-Official sleeper on gym floors fFarmington's especiallyj. Russ Bowton-Juggler with Ringling Brothers, Circus. Gene Fengel-Advisor for G.A.A. Cgirls, alluring, and at- tractivej. Pete,' Lakin--Leader of the movement The New Look Is Getting old With Us. Fred Mercer-President of Fulton County Car Wrecker's Association. Pat Tompkins-Creator of Pat's Pouty Lipstick. jim Gibbs-Executive Vice-President of A.P. in charge of sacking 'taters. Shirley Peterson-Star of the chorus line known as Peter- son's Peppy Personality Pretties. Bernard Raskauskas--Proprietor of Raskauskas' Dancing Academy-Specialty Minuets. Bob Nidiffer--Successor to The Durango Kid. Bob Lindbloom-Proprietor of Lindbloom's Lousy Haber- dashery. Wayne Gilpin-The Walter Winchell of his day Csees all, knows all, tells alll. Leslie Kramer-Owner of Kramer's Kosy Kooky Kitchen- Where Kramer's Krumbly Krackers are Krunched. Bob James-Successor to Serutan Yob. flf in doubt, play Nature Boyj.

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Gus Elliot, bequeath my ability to steal the other guy's G.F.'s fespeeially those of my palsy to jack McCarkey who may need this talent at some future time. Carol Cox, bequeath my ample supply of freckles to Bar- bara Roeth to treasure carefully for me. Bill Cook, will my duck-like waddle to Gerald Wine- gardner to replace his stork-like stride. Russell Bowton, will my interest in one-time out-of-town femmes to Gale Maxwell to use when he gets big enough to understand the fine points of dating as well as I do. Charles Yerbich, will my wreckless driving to Bob Car- maek who is noted for his careful C?J driving, it is said. Varda Clary, will my slender frame to Eddie Perkins whom I instruct to place said gift in the corner to admire. Dorothy Bump, will my child-like ways to Emma Lou Sutton, the sophisticated lady of the class of '50. Gene Fengel, bequeath my falsetto voice to Kitty Mae- Phee to make use of while giving cheers. Ronnie Casson, will my masculine torso and shaven red knob to Vic Stavroulakis, just in case. Betty Lou Keets, will my big, beautiful, melting brown eyes to the Kovachevich twins that they may win the ad- miration of the males as easily as I do. Elizabeth Cleer, bequeath my interest in a certain blonde farmer boy to Marilyn Tarr who, I understand, admires him secretly. Witnesses : Bob Zaborac Ronnie Reith CANTONIAN I, Pete Lakin, will my ability to get dates to Jack Powell who may sometime need it badly. I, Pat Tompkins, will my interest in Augustana to Toinette Marinieh who is noted for her indifference to males. I, Ruth Gonterman, will my place in the senior class to Rosa Lee McClouth who deserves such a gift. I, Jim Booth, bequeath my seat in civics class to Maralec Murphy who will be a senior next year. We, the seniors, hereby give and bequeath our seats in Roll Rooms 16, 17, 18, and 19 to the juniors with the admoni- tion to use- them carefully fthey are about to fall apart in some instaneesj. We also turn over to the on-coming seniors Mr. Wildman fOh! Boylj, Mrs. Hagbom, Mr. Millington, and Miss Harrison with our instructions to look after them as tenderly C? X lj as we have. We, the seniors, will to the sophomores our title of upper- classmen and our places of importance in C.I-I.S. We, the seniors, give the freshmen our lordly sophistication together with the ability to use it properly. We, the seniors, bequeath to the faculty our accumulated learning Cit's great in volume, of coursej to pass on to future generations who may not be as brilliant as we are Cor are we?J. We hereby name Mr. Ray Coats as our executor knowing full well he will carry out our instructions to the letter. To this last will and testament we do set our hand and seal on this twenty-sixth day of October, 1948. MEMBERS OF THE SENIOR CLASS CXJ our mark. .gf N Ei -:I HE : II ig is 27 A . .H Y-.. .. ,........,,,, ,,,-r,.L, ma.-...A

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L., ,-,L L, Elaine Hughes-Inspiration for the song, The Girl With the Purple Hair. john Saurbaugh-Lobster fisherman off the coast of Maine, his motto- Catch 'cm alive! Paul Watson--Proprietor of Watson's Used Car Emporium - You wreck 'en1, we'll pour 'em. Liz Miller-Saleswoman of Lizzie's Luscious Lemon Drops. Phyllis Whitmore--Teachin' school at Cornfield College. Donna june Weaver-Poetess Laureate of Crabtree Corners. Charlotte Scalf-Academy Award Winner for her starring performance in The Wife of Frankenstein. Delores Baylor-just a grocery clerk. Al Coons-Owner of Coons' Incomparable Colossal Carni- val. Junior Boetto-Sword swallower in Coons' incomparable Colossal Carnival. Bill Brown-Star reporter on the Kiddies Khronielef' Patricia Bull-Chapter Mother for Liverpool Chapter of Future Homemakers of America. Donita Burnham--Demonstrator for Natty tortise shell specs at Walgrcen's on Fifth Avenue. Varda Clary-Thin Woman in Coons' Incomparable Colossal Carnival. Elizabeth Cleer--Milkmaid on Champlain's Schmoo Farm. Gus Elliott-Head beautician and cosmetic consultant in Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Eugene Taylor-Operator in Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Gloria Saurbaugh-Writer of newspaper column- Glo's Goocy Gush, a column of advice to the lovelorn. Shirley Lee-Harmonica player with Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Bill Royer-Envoy to Lower Slobbovia. Zig Usalis--The Lummox of the Chicago Bears. Bob Champlain--Caretaker of Champlain's Schmoochie Schmoo Farm where Schmoochie Schmoos are schooled. Pat Nibbclin-Proprictress of bake shop producing Nibbe- lin's Nifty Niblets CWe don't know what they are eitherj. Dorothy Bump-Authoress of the current best seller, How to Avoid Being Childish. Junior Ludlum-Successor to the Great Gildersleeve. Jim Scott-Discoverer of a cure for the common cold. Betty Lou Keets-Winner of the contest to find The Girl With the Cocker Spaniel Eyes. ' Bonnie Henderson-Gal yodcller in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Andrew Nuttall-Leader of Nuttall's Nutty Nine, the batticst band in the land. fThey're out of this world, we hopelj Billie Roseboom--World's champion lady wrestler. Roland Strawn-Drummer in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. CANTONIAN Emma Lou Shumaker-The 1959 version of Judy Canova. Raymond Studer-Bazooka player in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. fApologies to Bob Burns.J John Smith-Lipstick tester at Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Betty Daily-Manager of Daily's Delightful Date Bureau. fGuaranteeCl satisfaction or your money back.j Joan Freeman-Chief Schmoo cultivator on Champlain's Schmoo Farm. James Galloway-Galloping Ghost of Gonzales College. Ruth Gonterman-Head civilian aid at St. Lukc's Hospital, Chicago. Lois Griffin-Miss Timbuctoo of 1962. Helen Grove-Private secretary to Al Ceons, proprietor of Coons' lncomparablc Colossal Carnival. Rosalee Gumbel-Cashier in Block and Kuhl's. Helen Haggerty-Fife player in Nuttall's Nutty Nine. Burnett Hedden-Life guard at Atlantic City. Harold Hill-Voted the world's laziest male by the Rockettes. Lawrence Hill-Big time politician on Capitol Hill. Glen Housh--Mayor of Havana. Jo Yerbic-Assistant soda jerker at the Callahan Drug Store. Dorothy johnson-Head supervisor of student nurses at Barnes Hospital, St. Louis. Len Kuchan-Leader of Kuchan's Dead Pan Boys, the lead- ing maker of records for dead end kids. Joanne Lundry-Just a veterinarian's wife. Shirley McClure-Proprietrcss of McClure's Modern School for high stepping majorcttesq Mildred Graham-Mrs. Charles Van Middlesworth. fWc were right this time.J Edna Fern May-Vice-President of May's Delivery. Maralee O'Bryant-Still Maralee O'Bryant 'cause she couldn't make up her mind. Betty Owings-Chief Cook and Bottle Washer in the Graham Hospital kitchen. Phil Graham-Song and dance man in Walkcr's Dimpled Darling Daughters. LaVerne Liddle- Rock Cutter for the Smith chain of jewelry stores. Bob V3hCL?MOSt satisfied customer of Carper's Clip 'N Curl Beauty Salon. Lloyd Wages-Successor to Mr. John Watt, Fulton County's well known farm advisor. Dale Walker-Promoter of Walker's all girl revue, Dim- pled Darling Daughters. Gordon Warfield--Charter Member of the Isaac Walton Society for the preservation and encouragement of hunting and fishing in Central Illinois. 29