Canning High School - Canning Coyote Yearbook (Canning, SD)

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-W -. W.vw..Y......,v..,-.f.,f....- Yvrr. V... Y . . ,. -...1,... iw., . ......,,, -v 1 HUMOR A I wish you'd help me with this problem, Dad. said LeRoy, struggling with his algebra. - Can't, son. It wouldn't be right, replied his Dad. I don't suppose it would but you might have tried. Lester: Carrested for speedingh 'But, Your Honor, I'm a high school student. Judge: Ignorance doesn't excuse anybody. , Late again, Marvin! said Mrs. Korkow. How do you account for this T persistent tardiness'? ' It's inherited, Madam, answered Marvin. My grandfather was the late Mr. Fry. I ' . 1 Eldeng I finally got through that economics test. 'Ruthz Honestly? ' . , 1 Elden: AW, why bother about that'? f Marvin: I've never seen such dreamy eyes. Ruth: You've never stayed so late before. I 'T Dale: Cto freshrnanl Never do anything in private that you'd be ashamed to do in'public. . , I Duane: Goody, no more baths for me I ' LaVerne Nye's first report, which Was very promising, read: Trying. The next six weeks report raised the parents' hope: Still trying. The next report, however, dashed his parents' hope to the ground. It read: Still very trying. k . , Marjorie: I don't like these pictures. They donbt do me justice. Photographer: Iustice? Lady, what you want is mercy. X Mrs. Green: Cseeking adviceb I-Iow do you control your husband While you are away? ' , Q Mrs. Korkow: 'fl leave the baby with him. Is Marvin getting serioud? asked Lois of Ruth. I I think he isfreplied Ruth. I-Ie's coming to it step by step. When he first called, he sat all evening with my album on his knees. Next time he took the French poodle on his lap, and last night my little niece sat on his knee. I'm hoping it will soon be my turn. V ' Beverly: Cin science class to the other students busy with an experimentb What are you trying to do? ,- We're endeavoringf' replied Lois, to discover or invent a universal solvent--a liquid that will dissolve anything. y Beverly: That's a great ,ideas 1-but what are you going to 'keep it in? Teacher: Are your father and mother in? Le Roy:' They was in, but they's out. Teacher: , They was inl They is outl Where's your grammar? Le Roy: She's upstairs. Lester: Well, Mom, I think I'll settle down and raise chickens. His Mom: I think you'd better raise owls, song their hours would suit you better. A I

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,Bmw ,,,, . , ,. ..,.r,Y.Y , t X X f Dale's Mother: 'HI wish that boy of mine would adopt the same attitude toward examinations as he does toward motor cars. I-Le wants to pass everything on the road. I f Duane: Can you tell me in round numbers what I got in the test? Mrs. Korkowg Yes, zero. I Mrs. Korkowz Students, there will be only a half day of school this morning. Elden: Cin back seatl Whoopee! Hurrayl Mrs. Korkow: Silence. We'll have the other half this afternoon. U . Dentist: I'm sorry, but I'm all out of gas. A Betty: UGee whiz. Do dentists pull that old stuff, too? Mrs. Green: In what battle did General Wolfe cry, 'I die happy'? Lois: I think it was his last battle. F ' Father: Kmeaninglyl Who is the laziest member of your class, lLa Verne?'? y LaVerne: I don't know, Pa. A Father: I should think you would know. When all the others are industriously studying or writing their lessons who is it that sits idly in his seat and watches the rest, instead of working himself ? , i La Verne: The teacher. Mrs. Korkow: Those 'franks' you sent me--they were meat at one end and bread at the other. X Mrs. Green: Yes, In these times it is hard to make both ends meat. Doctor: Your husband must have absolute quiet. Here is some sleeping powder. - Mrs. Green: I-low much do I give him? Doctor: You don't give it to him. you take it yourself. Betty: What is a good definition of courtesy? I u Marjorie: Courtesy is when you make a guest feel at home when you wish he Were. g How did the Cunningham wedding come off ? I y Fine until the minister asked Betty if she would obey her husband. What happened then? A She replied, 'Do you think I'm crazy?' Then Melvin, who was in a sort of daze, answered, 'I do'. i ' 33