Canning High School - Canning Coyote Yearbook (Canning, SD)

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-W -. W.vw..Y......,v..,-.f.,f....- Yvrr. V... Y . . ,. -...1,... iw., . ......,,, -v 1 HUMOR A I wish you'd help me with this problem, Dad. said LeRoy, struggling with his algebra. - Can't, son. It wouldn't be right, replied his Dad. I don't suppose it would but you might have tried. Lester: Carrested for speedingh 'But, Your Honor, I'm a high school student. Judge: Ignorance doesn't excuse anybody. , Late again, Marvin! said Mrs. Korkow. How do you account for this T persistent tardiness'? ' It's inherited, Madam, answered Marvin. My grandfather was the late Mr. Fry. I ' . 1 Eldeng I finally got through that economics test. 'Ruthz Honestly? ' . , 1 Elden: AW, why bother about that'? f Marvin: I've never seen such dreamy eyes. Ruth: You've never stayed so late before. I 'T Dale: Cto freshrnanl Never do anything in private that you'd be ashamed to do in'public. . , I Duane: Goody, no more baths for me I ' LaVerne Nye's first report, which Was very promising, read: Trying. The next six weeks report raised the parents' hope: Still trying. The next report, however, dashed his parents' hope to the ground. It read: Still very trying. k . , Marjorie: I don't like these pictures. They donbt do me justice. Photographer: Iustice? Lady, what you want is mercy. X Mrs. Green: Cseeking adviceb I-Iow do you control your husband While you are away? ' , Q Mrs. Korkow: 'fl leave the baby with him. Is Marvin getting serioud? asked Lois of Ruth. I I think he isfreplied Ruth. I-Ie's coming to it step by step. When he first called, he sat all evening with my album on his knees. Next time he took the French poodle on his lap, and last night my little niece sat on his knee. I'm hoping it will soon be my turn. V ' Beverly: Cin science class to the other students busy with an experimentb What are you trying to do? ,- We're endeavoringf' replied Lois, to discover or invent a universal solvent--a liquid that will dissolve anything. y Beverly: That's a great ,ideas 1-but what are you going to 'keep it in? Teacher: Are your father and mother in? Le Roy:' They was in, but they's out. Teacher: , They was inl They is outl Where's your grammar? Le Roy: She's upstairs. Lester: Well, Mom, I think I'll settle down and raise chickens. His Mom: I think you'd better raise owls, song their hours would suit you better. A I