Camden Frontier High School - Redskin Yearbook (Camden, MI)

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I, CLENDA COOK, leave my light and bright hair rinse to JANET HIGLEY. I, myself, CAROL CLARK, will my desire to become a blond like Marilyn Monroe to JAMES CROW, since he is always interested in blonds. To you, our underclassmen, we, the Senior Class, leave om' beat-up books, above average grades, and all our beloved teachers, including our two nerve-racked advisors. Signed and sealed the twenty-fourth day of May, 1956, at Camden, Michigan. Carol Clark Class Prophecy Here is the report on what the Seniors of 1956 of the Camden-Frontier High School are doing in 1966: Richard Agnew is now chief executive of the Goo-Goo Baby Foods Products of California. Clarence Rigelman is following in his father's footsteps and is giving haircuts to the natives of Lower-Slabovia. Carolg Ford is now manager of the National Basketball League for Chimpanzees. Loree Fowler was just crowned Miss America of 1966. lohn Alward drives the Oldsmobile test cars on the Detroit test track. Shirley Masters has just reached the lofty position of assistant to Professor O. U. Doll, famous connoisseur of diamonds. The White House is now being decorated for a banquet being given by Marilyn Bristow, the most talked-about entertainer in Washington. Richard Hinlde is now Sealtest Dick , the strongman on Sealtest Big Top. Sarah Mohr may be heard any night over station MOI-IR sponsored by the TIN Ears Corporation of America. lack Dunlapis a threat to other football teams, for he now plays on the team of the New York Giants. Carol Clark has been made captain of the cheerleaders at Yale University. William Null is now a Sergeant in the Foreign Legion. 13010363 Stanley is now lyric soprano of the Kuklapoliton Opera. Richard Robinson has just received the Nobel Prize Award for his invention of cleverly disguised platform foot- wear. Magy Ann Welti has just made her third successful attempt over Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Charles King is now Foreign Ambassador to Bagdad, Iraq. Some class, Bagby. The final word we heard on Charles jenkins was that he was employed pasting labels on Goebel's beer bottles. Kay Millard now teaches the mambo at the Arthur Murray's Studios. Palsy Hayes and Alberta May have a fabulous mink farm located in Maine. That's one way of getting your mink coat! The great Hugh Whitmore received the Oscar of Hollywood this year for the best non-acting male actor. Sharon Waters has taken over the society column of the New York Times. Donald Robinson returned from'his annual summer trip to Alaska to visit his mother-in-law. Onalee White has beaten the world's typing record. Time: 240 lf 4 words a minute. E and Frank Knapp who are known as the Gruesome-Twosome, a sensational wrestling team, are entertaining down at the Vagabond Club in Florida. Carol Kaltz is now head buyer of men's underwear at Sak's Fifth Avenue in New York City. loe Balogh has produced his latest hit record, Boom, Boom, Ain't it Great to be Crazy! Paity Robertson is secretary to Professor Instien, the in- grown toe specialist. Congratulations to Shirley Terror Dunlap who won the title for Women's Middleweight Wrestling Champion. Norman W2SI1iCh has been doing art illustrations for Tom and jerry comic books. luanita Billman has been elected head vegetable soup taster at Campbell's and Company. Carlisle Headley is still in the hospital recovering from the shock that he graduated from Camden-Frontier High School. Eunice Spade is an honored guest of Queen Elizabeth in England. james Hodge can now be seen on Channel URLaZ, explaining the fine points of the 1966 Stutz Bearcat. Calvin Linebrink has received his patent for his indestructible beer bottle. But what is the use of an indestructible beer bottle? Norman Gollnick, the famous sculptor of Venus de Milo, arrived in New York. Ray Carter is very busy raising chicks. The question is, which kind of chicks? We hear Connie Moore has succeeded to climb Mount Everest. Bob Robertson is the bouncer down at the Keefer Hotel, Hillsdale. Congratulations to Glenda Cook Smith on the arrival of her eighth baby boy. We hear that Sharon Eachues is entertaining the Maharaja of Mesopotamia at her home in Beverly Hills, C alifomia .

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Class Will We, the class of 1956, about to leave the town of Camden, the county of Hillsdale, and the state of Michigan being in as good mental condition as usual, and in much better temper, have called you together, before our , departure, to hear our last will and testament, hereby revoking and making void all former wills by us at any time heretofore made. I dread to tell you, but be calm: Mr. Reynolds is here ready to revive all fainting ones, but he cannot attend too many. Here is our secret, keep it well. I, PATTY ROBERTSON, leave my horn to ROBERT MILLSAP, knowing he will have enough wind to blow it. I, PATSY HAYES, leave my desire to dance with Rock Hudson, to FLORENCE PEARCE, thinking they will make a good pair. I, MARILYN BRISTOW, bequeath my ability to stay out of school, to BOB KAST, since Bob is so fond of school. I, CLARENCE RIGELMAN, bequeath with pleasure Bunion's Biddies to JIM WISMAN, hoping he will appreciate it more than I did. I, NORMAN GOLLNICK, bequeath my height to SHARLADEAN SI-IROATS, knowing she'll always look down on me. I, ONALEE WHITE, will my good conduct to LYLE CLEVENGER, who occasionally could make use of it. BILL NULL, leave my shyness to RAY BRISTOW, who sometimes needs it. LOREE FOWLER, will my way of keeping only one man on the string to EMMA BLACK. I, HUGH WHITMORE, will my technique with women to JOHN BARRETT. I, CONNIE MOORE, bequeath my long eye lashes to BETTY BUEHRER, hoping she will get more effect when she winks at the boys. I, CAROLYN FORD, bequeath my ability to play basketball to DICK BRYNER and hope he will make more baskets next year. I, MARY ANN WELTI, leave my willingness to study and mind my own business to VERLA STROUSE, who could sometimes use it. I, SARAH MOHR, will my woman's privilege to change my mind, to MARY MASTERS. I, SHARON EACHUES, will with gladness, my Economics book to JAMES DRYER, knowing he will study it constantl I, SHARON WATERS, bequeath my ability to tell jokes to ALDA BURCH, as well as MR. GARDNER. l, CARLISLE HEADLEY, bequeath my ability to sleep in Study Hall to JEAN ASH, who occasionally needs a few more hours of sleep. I, DICK AGNEW, bequeath my peppy manners to LOYD BURGER. I, BOB ROBERTSON, will my desire to go with all the girls to BOB Tl-IROOP. I, JOHN ALWARD, will my speaking ability to DALE MARKS, hoping some day he will be a great oratcr. I, DICK I-IINKLE, leave my broad shoulders to LARRY BLOUNT, so as to help him in football. I, JOE BALOGH, bequeath my ability to get to school on time to DAVE JOHNSTON, who is always coming in late. I, JIM HODGE, will my driving ability to KENNETH VINCENT, hoping he will get so he can come in the school drive on only one wheel. I, JUANITA BILLMAN , leave six of my first dozen children to CAROLYN NULL. I, CHARLES JENKINS, leave my muscles to FLOYD ABBOTT, hoping some day he will be a champion boxer. I, KAY MILLARD, will my quiet ways to ROSEMARY HASKINS, knowing she will need them. I, ALBERTA MAY, leave my ability to always have my boyfriend eat lunch wid: me, to JUDY STICIQIEY. I, CAROL KALTZ, bequeath my ability to speak that which is on my mind, to MARILYN WALKER. I, RAYMOND CARTER, leave Ha.rlett's Hatchery to LARRY BEEM, in hopes he will keep it in business. l, DON ROBINSON, will my ability to wisecrack in government to SONDRA MULL, knowing she will use it to good advantage. I, Sl-IIRLEY DUNLAP, leave three of my tropical fish to JUDY BARR. I, NORMAN WASNICH, bequeath my black, wavy hair to CHARLES CARPENTER. I, SHIRLEY MASTERS, will my ability to get my diploma certificate before my marriage certificate to JANICE MILLER. I, CHUCK KING, will my good grades in typing to KAREN EDINGER, knowing she will need them. I, DOROTI-IEA STANLEY, bequeath my ability to resist the opposite sex to SARAH WATERS. I, CALVIN LINEBRINK, will my ability to hold hands with my girl in English class to BOB BROUGHMAN, thinking he might use it to good advantage. I, JACK DUNLAP, bequeath my desire to go to college to NANCY HUTCHINS. I, FRANK KNAPP, leave the remains of my typewriter to BETTY HAMILTON, knowing she will need a mechanic. l, DICK ROBINSON, will my figure to TED WARFIELD and my good grades to DAVID MICI-IAELS. I, EUNICE SPADE, bequeath my roving eyes to LINDA EACHUES. I, ED KNAPP, leave my ability to cut my own hair to PATSY BOYT, so she won't need to spend so much time in tha beauty parlor. 1. I.

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Bill N., is the water too cold for did you sit on the soap?j Hunslv. Chuck K. ? W Who hit you, Jim H, ? ar 'S Mr. Gardner? .. ,if 911, e 01- ec L,,. What's wrong, 99 Charlie J? Who are the flowers for, Mary Ann? '40 'SQL' t h r 1' .Synxm 400000 4' if P5 vis h . A W L or ordd dld 9166 fi' ' f N40 W mf ,ff W Get the devilish expression ' tWmL,,,4i 'N off your face, Don R. IN -'- 7 . xaggsv' Alberta, how 5 qgdc, you've changed! 0 6003, xi? 5xxx. v-'Pos Younger Da s Oh, those polka-dot socks, Mr. Boyer! xkxoogxq f ' L , 9 9 Q0 S9 , . ,r I X 'K 9 You haven't changed of much, Dick R. as 0' NV eg' 1 f ' gy - Q 4 5- .W W .A , . 1 5 , Patty R., what , Z a perfect picture. Are you contented, Patsy H.? ll Y v- ,I 3 J -t 13 Something funny, Norman G. ? Why so sad, Ray? -'rx Could this be Carol C.? 4, .' ' 'Q'-i What a fine decoration on a car you make, Joe. 1 S - 1 X in Kay was born , x with a smile. A J e pq? I 1 just call Onalee smiley, 'ttf ' t'W 'g Qi XX s-1-' 1 aa- -' noh Marilyn' what My! What an innocent a doll look, sharon!