Burlington High School - Heirloom Yearbook (Burlington, NJ)

Text from Pages 1 - 88 of the 1926 volume:

This book belongs lo Please relurn it YoU may think this a strange request, but l hnd that, although many of my friends are poor mathematicians, they are all good bookkeepers. --SCo'r'1' Suwanee QTHE ECHOJ The annual publication of The Senior Class of Burlington High School EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief BETTY SH OLL Business Manager WILLIAM PETTIT Assistant Business Managers LEON HUNTER PANCOAST SMITH HARRY NEWTON JOHN EVAK Art Editors EDNA WILEY BETTY KANE BETTY MALSEED Senior Editors GLADYS WEILAND ALICE WATSON MARCELLA CAPEWELL EUGENIA HARBERT MARGARET COOK Sport Editors HARRY ANTHONY ANNA OSMOND Joke Editors HELEN BROWN ARTHUR HOLZBAUR PAUL ALLEN Dramatics DORETTA KEMBLE Washington Trip CHARLES STEVENSON ANNA BROTHERTON Class Roast ARTHUR PETERSON META JONES CLASS M0'I'l'0 FACTA NON VERBA'- DEEDS NOT WORDS Class Flower Class Color BLACK-EYED SUSAN ORANGE AND BLACK Volume XX Nineteen twenty-six I 4 r HISTORY OF WILBUR WATTS HIGH SCHOOL On the evening of October 27, 1922, people of Burlington gathered in the auditorium of a new High School to dedicate that building to the memory of one whose life had been spent in the education of boys and girls for fifty years in this community. To commemorate the work of Professor Wilbur Watts, this school was to bear his name. The name of Watts bears additional significance, for his sister, Martha Watts, had done much as a teacher in the Girls' Grammar School while he was principal of the Boys' School. The first assemblage of pupils met at the new school on September 1 1, 1922, but because the construction was incomplete, regular schoolwork was not begun until one week later. Nearly five hundred pupils, 219 of whom were Freshmen, registered that year. It had been necessary to build the new school because of crowded con- ditions in the Robert Stacy School. Under the direction of Henry Brown, architect, and Hugh Miller, contractor, an adequate gymnasium, an audi- torium seating more than 600, and a cafeteria, in addition to more class rooms, made decided improvements over the old building. Because finishing of details required so much time the cafeteria was not opened until the following year. Here it was possible to buy whole- some food at a very low price. The popularity of the cafeteria has grown in the past three years, not only because ofthe Ugood eats, but also since an opportunity to relax in the brief noon recess is afforded. Another valuable addition is that of the library. While four years ago the students had to seek reading material outside of the school, it is now possible for them to secure reference material or novels and to read many of the latest and best magazines in the reading section of the library. There are now approximately ISOO volumes at the disposal of the pupils of the High School. In every way-scholastically, athletically-B. H. S. is one of the out- standing High Schools in the county, in fact in the State. From a teaching corps of I5 in 1922 to one of 23 at present, and from 473 students to an enrollment of 510, it is easily seen that there is continual growth. It is the hope of the first class to be graduated from this new. building, having en- joyed four years of its privileges and advantages, that the standard of the school may never be lowered, but that succeeding classes carry on this work, that Wilbur Watts High School may ever be an Alma Mater of which to be proud. , To Miss ANNE WVYLIE Who, as a splendid, earnest worker, has labored gladly for this in- stitution, Who has inspired the students in the classroom with true ideals and spirit, Who has so willingly acted as our class advisor for three years, Who has won the gratitude of scholars, alumni, and friends, Pre-eminent in Wisdom and well doing, Of genialjwit and social courtesy, WE DEDICATE oUR BooK. CUL A T F Y Miss Charlotte Metzger Mr. Franklin Rush Mrs. Dorothy Doubble Mrs. Elsie Parr Miss Ruth Welker Mr. William Nichols Miss Anne Wylie Mr. Vnnn H. Smith Mr. Albert Scheyhing Miss Alice Sterner Miss Helen Matthews Miss Frances Ambruster SUP2fVi-'ing Pfiflfipfll M155 Anna Sfahlman Miss Elizabeth Hgnd Miss Grace Farley Mrs. Gertrude Munson Miss Elizabmh A'Pi'?e'l Miss Harriet Bell Miss virginia Wyant Miss Jessie Fine , , Pmmpal Mr. Millard Saunders Miss Clarissa Huyck Miss Marion Dowens B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA i Page nine lllllllIllllIllllnnllIllummllnnnlllnInmluullllul:nunIluIlllllnlIInuullllllllIllllllllllllIllmlllllmIulunlunullmllllllullInumulnlllnlllInlllllllluIIIllInull:ulllnnlnllllllllllllumlulll SMITH, CHARLES PANCOAST Undecided. Class President ,24, '25, '26, Senior Play, Junior Play, Track '25, '26, Glee izg, '24, '25, '26, Windmills of Holland. Who mix'd reason :with pleasure and swis- dom fwith mirth,' If he had any faults, he has left us in doubt. iGOLDSMITH. HARBERT, EUGENIA LOGAN CSecond Honors.J Pennsylvania University. Class Vice-President '25, '26, Staff, Glee '23, '24, Senior Christmas Play, Girls' Repre- sentative to Athletic Council. Good sense and taste are natives here. BROWN, HELEN IRENE CSec0nd Honors.j Librarian. Class Secretary '25, '26, Track '25, Glee, Staff. Though she pursue in a scholarly way- Humor, her ivirtue, gives her muth play. NEWTON, HARRY ELLSWORTH CThird Honors., Lafayette. Class Treasurer '25, '26, Football '24, '25, Energy and determination have done fwon- ders many a lime. -DICKENS. ADAMS, JOSEPH G. Undecided. Glee '23, '24. Hi-Y. Even his failings leaned forward virtue's side. -SHAKESPEARE. ADAMS, IRWIN HERBERT Undecided. Track '26. Silenee is his mother tongue. Page ren F ACTA NON VERBA B. H. S. 'IlllllllIllIIImlmIllllInumnlIIIImlnIIIIllulmnllllInullIIllIIIImlnInII:nunIIIllmumnllullulllmllIInllnllllIllIullllllllnllllllllInuummulIllllnllllIlllumlmnllllunullulunlllnlnllllll AIKENS, HARRY RUDGUS JR. Conservatory of Music. Glee '23, Orchestra '24, '25, '26, Al youth to fwhom -wa.: given So mueh of earth, .ro mueh of heaven. -VVORDSWORTH. ALLEN, PAUL Business. junior Play, Christmas Play, Staff. He was indeed one of the largest men you xhould see. -FIELDING. ANTHONY, HARRY LOUIS, III. Lafayette. Football '23, '24, Captain '25, Track '24, '25, '26, President A. A. '26, President Hi-Y '26, Stalf. There is not a nobler man in all Rome, than Anthony. -SHAKESPEARE. AUSTIN, ISABEL DAVIS Camden Commercial. Glee '24, '25. A heart with room for every joy. -BAILEY. BOONE, THELMA CATHERINE Normal. Glee '24, '25. Sigh'd and laolfd and sigh'd again. -DRYDEN. BOONE, VVILLIARD BENTON Normal. Glee '24, '25. For love deceive: the best of -womankindf' -POPE. B. H. S. Page eleven BROTHERTON, ANNA MYRTLE Normal. Glee '23, '24, '25, '26, Staff. I'll aft with prudence as far as I'm able. BURR, ELLA POST lSecond Honors.j Business. Glee '23, '24. Her kindners and her worth to spy You need but gaze on Ella'.r eye. -SCOTT. CAPEWELL, MARCELLA C. lThird Honorsj Undecided. Glee '23, '24, Staff, Senior Play, Christmas Play. Had I a heart for falsehood framed I ne'er could injure you. -SHERIDAN. CLARK, BLANCHE Normal. Glee '25, '26. Ah, .sweet Content, 'where doth thine har- bour hold. -BARNABE BARNES. COOK, MARGARET ELIZABETH fFirst I-Ionors.j Normal. Glee '23, '24, Staff. Bearing all that weight of learning Lzghtly, like a flower. DANETZ, DAVID Temple Pre-Dental. Orchestra '23, '24, '25, '26, Glee '23, '24, '25 '26, Football Manager '24, Not to hnoww me argues yourxelf unknofwnf -MILTON. 1 1 Page twelve B. H. S. :uuullunlInumnlllnuuuullIIllllluIIInlmlmlllllmumlnllIInull!uIIImmIllumlmllluIIInlunnInIIullmlllulnlllll:IIIllIIulluulunlnlunnumlmInnInumllIllulllllllllllllllllllllllllll DAY, JOHN HAROLD Business. We grant although he has much wit He ir never .why of using it. DENNIS, PHILIP ROY, JR. Pennsylvania University. Orchestra ,24, '25, '26, Football '25, Junior Play, Staff, Hi-Y. For hir heart was in hir work, and the heart Gweth grace unto e-'very art. -LONGFELLOW. EVAK, JOHN ALEXANDER CSecond Honors., Business. Freshman, junior, Christmas and Senior Plays, Track y23, '26, Staff. The thief 'value of superior knowledge is that it leads to a performing manhood. -Boiuz. FEENEY, VERONICA TERESA Undecided, Glee 123, ,24, '25. A tender heart, a will inflexible. -LONGFELLOW. FREIFELDER, ETHEL AGREE Ocean City Summer School. Glee ,23, '24, Junior Play. Be good, .rays the pro-verb, and happy you'll l1e, ' I But fun, on the other hand, .vatzxfies me. GODDARD, EDMUND A. Undecided. Orchestra y24, '26. How poor are they that have not palieneef' -SHAKESPEARE. l K B. H. s. FACT A NON VERBA Page thirteen GRIFFITH, MARGARET URSULA Normal. Q Track ,25, Glee l24, y25. Nothing ix more .simple than to be great,' Indeed to be .simple is to be great. -EMERSON, HENRY, WILBUR LEE Civil Service. Baseball y24, 225, '26. He -most lives who thinks most, feels the noblest, ad! the best. -PHILIP JAMES BAILEY. HIGGINS, MARGARET Undecided. I will chide no breather in the fworld but myxelf, against fwhom I lznofw mort fault.v. -SHAKESPEARE. HOLZBAUR, ARTHUR ALLEN QThird Honorsj Lehigh. Staff, Senior Play, Basketball Manager '26, County Oratorical Contest CSecond Prizej. We gazed and gazed and still the fwonder grefw That one small head could earry all he kne-w. -GOLDSMITH. HUNTER, LEON E. Undecided. Staff. . Serene in the rapturous throng. -LONGFELLOW. JOHNSON, HELEN MARGARET Business. Glee VZ3, y24. Thou .rtill unrafvish'd bride of rolitudef' --KE.ATS. Page fourteen B. H. S v w JONES, META COOKE Normal. Glee '23, '24, '26, Senior Play, Staff. Airway: a smile for e-very one, Always ,v-'weet and full of fun. KANE, ELIZABETH STO CKWELL Undecided. Glee '23, '24, Secretary Glee '25, Vice-Presi- dent Glee '26, Staff, Freshman, Sophomore, Junior and Senior Plays, Basketball '24, As- sistant Manager Girls' Basketball '26. Sna!th the day. Let ur Enjoy it while we may. KEMBLE, DORETTA MARY fSecond Honors.j Normal. Glee '23, '24, Staff. 'Tix the -mindjhat .shines in every grare And, chiefly, in her rougish e'en. -BURNS. LANDIS, HARRY PAUL, JR. fSecond Honors.j Hahnemann College. Glee '23, '24, Vice-President Hi-Y '26, Staff, Track '26. When Duty whispers lofw, Thou muxt! The youth repliex, I mn! -EMERSON. LIGOS, JOHN Undecided. Eat I murt, and .rleep I will-and would that night -were here! -MILLAY. MACFARLAND, ALBERT fThird Honors.j Undecided. Freshman Play, Staff. 'Ti.r edumlion forms the fommon mind. Juxt as the t-wig is benl, the tree'.r inclined. -BURNS. B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA Page fifteen IIlllmllIIIllIllmlIllllImlmnmunnmunlnlnllInlllmullInIIIlmnnnllIIIlmlllInllImm:InuummnllImlmmuImlnIII1Ixllllmlllunllllllln ll I ll n nInImlmllIIInlnlluluunnulllln MAGUIRE, ALICE ANASTASIA Undecided. Glee '24, '25. HShZ,J aye sae hlythe and eheerief' -BURNS. MALSEED, ELIZABETH PHILLIPS Normal. Glee '24, '25, '26, Staff. Above the smoke and stir of this dim spat Which men call earth. -SHAKESPEARE. MALSEED, MARGARET Normal. Glee. Hindi, there lies more peril in thine eye Than twenty of their swords. -SHAKESPEARE. MAURER, ALFRED EDWARD Undecided. Junior Play, Orchestra '25, '26, Glee '23, '24, Track '24, '26, The goof! of ancient times let others stateg I think zt lucky I fwas born so late. -SYDNEY SMITH. MERLO, AUGUSTINE Business. Let the -world slide, let the fwarld go, A fig for rare, a ,hy for fwoe. - HEYWOOD. MIKULSKI, JOSEPH MICHAEL Undecided. Football '24, '25, Track '24, '25, '26, Glee '23. His heart as from fraud as heaven from the earth. -SHAKESPEARE. Page sixteen B. H. S. MORRIS, HUGH STANISLAUS Philadelphia College of Pharmacy. Track l24, '25, '26. Contentmen! ir a pearl of great price. -BALGUY. MURPHY, FRANCIS EDWARD Villanova. Football l25, Track '26. Hi: care fwas nefver to offend, And efvery creature fwas hu friend. NORCROSS, WILLIAM EARLY Undecided. Living fwill teach you how to lifve, better than preacher or 'boolef' -GOETHE OSMOND, ANNA TORREY CFirst Honors., Normal. Glee '23, ,24, Sophomore and Senior Plays, Staff. Other: may boast a partial flame, But thou art a volcano! -BURNS. PERKINS, HELEN GRACE Business. Glee. Sheff always good-natur'd, good-humour'd and free, She dance: and glanreJ, :he smiles upon thee. -BURNS. PETERSON, ARTHUR ROBERT Undecided. A Orchestra l24, 325, '26, Track '26, Stall, Ju- nior and Senior Plays. With hir eye: in a flood with laughter. -CYMBELINE. B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA Page sevenfeen PETTIT, WILLIAM SCHUYLER Pennsylvania University. Hi-Y, Glee '24, '25, Business Manager Stalf. Hi: worth is 'warrant of his welcome. REEVES, WILLIAM ANTHONY Business. Baseball '25, Football '25, Track '26, Senior Play. Nature might stand up and my to all the world, 'This is a man. ' RICE, DURA EUGENE College. Glee '23, '24, '25, '26. My mind to me a kingdom is. -DYER. RIGG, MORTON Undecided. What I do, nzoft fanferns me, No! fwhat people think. --EMERSON. RUSH, NEVIN LAWRENCE Business. Football '25, Track '26. I am not -wha! I xeemf' SIMPKINS, ALMA Undecided. Glee '23, '24, '25, 26. Think naught a trifle, though .rmall it ap- 1 pear, Small sands the mountain, momentr make the year, And tri-flex life. -YoUNc. 1 1 1 Page eighfeen F ACTA NON VERBA B. H. S. SHOLL, MARY ELIZABETH fThird Honorsj Bucknell College. Glee '23, '24, Treasurer l25, President '26, Windmills of Holland, Class President '23, Vice-President '24, Girls' Basketball Manager '26, Freshman Play, Editor-in-Chief, County Oratorical Contest fwinner of Second Prizej. But to ree her was to lofue her, Lowe but her and lofve fore-ver. -BURNS. SHULL, WILLIAM, JR. Undecided. Manner maketh man, and a pleaxing figure ir a perpetual letter of reeommendationf' -BACON. SMITH, LEAH MARY Business. Glee '24. A little lovely maid, mon dear and taking. -V. Huco. SMITH, MARY REGINIA Business. Glee '24. The feeling heartfs the royal blue. SMITH, WALTER HALL Business. Basketball, Baseball, Track, Glee '23, '24, '25, '26. Human nature crzwex novelty. -PLINY. STEVENSON, CHARLES FERREL, JR. Business. Staff. Gentle of speech, benefcent of mind. -Porn. B. H. S. Page nineteen SZARKA, ALEXANDER Undecided. Freshman Play, Junior Play. Nothing uxeless ix, or Iafwf'-LoNcr1:L.LoW. THORNE, KATHRYN E. Normal. Sophomore Play, junior Play, Glee Club '22, '23, '24. Blessed are the joymaleersf' -N. P. WILLIS. VAN ALYSTYNE, ELEANOR Undecided. Glee '22, Track '23, '24, '25, '26, Baseball '24. I'll be merry and free, , I'll be sad for nobody. VENNEL, CHARLES JOSEPH Business. But alfways you yourself you hid. -R. L. STEVENSON. WALTON, IRENE Normal. Track '23, '24, '26, Glee '24, '25, '26. Worthie.st by being good, Far more than great or high. -MILTON. WATSON, ALICE JANE Normal. Glee '23, '24, Senior Play, Stalf. The blythest bird upon the bu.rh Had ne'er a lighter heart than she. -BURNS. Page twenty FACTA NON VERBA B- H- S. ulvlmvumununmu-vu IIlnnuluuulnlllxlnmnlln IinInunIIIIIInumI1nInumnunIulunInnuulumuInlmllllII1ulmmlnllllluullnlllllmlllll lllullnlullllullInnInlulnlnluluulun WIELAND, GLADYS MARGUERITE fSecond Honors., Normal. Glee '23, ,24, '26, Track l24, '26, Christmas Play, Staff. Who if proof to thy penonul ronfverse and I: prof? to all other temptalionxf' WILEY, EDNA MAY fFirst Honorsj Business. Glee l23, '24, Staff. Thy modesty? a candle to thy merit. -FIELDING. WILLS, EDWARD Undecided. Track '26. Among them but not of them. -BYRON. WOOLMAN, GRACE EVELYN Normal. V Glee '23, l24, '25, '26. Hofwe'er it be, it seem: Io me 'Tix only noble lo be good. -TENNYSON. VVICKWARD, NORMA MAE Business. Glee '23, 124, l25, '26, Track '23, ,24. Sentiment is the poetry of the imagination. -LAMARTINE. Muffler raffe G ebody's Sweetie l Som l anticism IT1 Ro Boonie Wli,r.1fiRD ooNE, Behold Our EAS. Adi-'I Aims to Be I Was Once Needs Autograph ADAMS, josEP1-1 joeby Dimples Farmer Socrates Tutor 1' ...N , :fs-1' d- 4 ,M Q . ii ADAMS Inwm chick silence Mmhsfick Atlas l Ambition f ' ' Manufacturer ' l AIKENS, RUDGUS Pug Style Great Musician h Chopin A Chaperon y - l ALLEN, PAUL 1 Fats Curls M023 11,1111 M05qUif0 l T0 Diff ff 'fi l P p ., f AL V f ff, 414, G ANTHONY, HARRY Ant ' Executive Ability A Hero X Apollo To Grow Up l - Al AUSTIN, ISABEL 1 Issy Good Humor l French Teacher Snail A Pull 1 l A I 1 Bo0NE, THELMA 1 Sparrow Smile School Marm 1 Wren 1 An Encyclopedia l B l l l at y? D m C u ill u u O 2 mx i.. .D tu N 3 S14 m 3. tv -C u cv if u v E v CD cs Cl r: 42' 4 z z 41 Z. cv b- is IL! 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'I 4'-F 1 -913 ' y :Jn-aww I X N - rn fi gm '1 ll J - . gn ,..' fa- +,,. 1 .. 5 'ff-W fig-?T5 r ,.T.-if-i5f'i ? Qt 1,5 ef 'r?:px5a 2- f?-ffl.- ff'?'TiTEfifs e --e-32.4 f- e er e' svwr SCENE-A garden at Dun-rovin' Cottage, lVIiami. At rise of curtain Eugenia is in the garden picking flowers. Pan- coast comes out hurriedly, reading a telegram. PANCOAST- Here We are, crowded to the chimney and more guests coming. Just listen to this. fReads telegramj MR. PANCOAST SMITH, Dun-roviny Cottage, Iwiami Beach, Florida. Reserve rooms for twenty. VVill arrive about 2 P. M. All Star Cast. NIZCK-A-LOT TRooP. 'WVell, the more the merrierf' I'lUGEN1A- Theatrical stars: and all dressed up, I suppose. I don't see how I am going to stand them, and my clothes are perfectly frightful. PANCOAST-f'FrightfulI VVhy that hat you bought last Week cost you 350. It's a sin. CEnter VVilbur.j IZUGIQNIA-AWVCII, the sin is on my head. PANCOAST- Say, VVilbur, suppose you get yourself and those maids to- gether and get things straightened up around here. And by all means, VVilbur, get plenty of ham for lunch. IVILBUR-'lYass,sir. QExit.j ELIGENIA1CLOOklHg at watch.j lNIy, but it's late nowg why it's nearly twelve and those folks are arriving at two. CPrepares to exit.j XVILBUR Qfrom doorj- Lunch is ready, sir.'I EUGENIA-f'VVell, I certainly don't see how I am going to make itg no, I don't. Pe r fy FACTA NON VERBA B. H- S- .lllnllunlnllmunnumiumn nmuummululvllmliunllllulIInIulIiIIIIIInurnIiIinInnIIIliIIInunmnmlnulunmumIIuIIiIIIinIIIulunllmllumnmnuInIimIIIuInlmnlumllumm PANCUAST-L'But listen, Eugenia, you have ample time. Now come and let's lunch. After that we can see what is to be done. fExit.j Qlinter Dura Rice and Thelma Boone.j DURA findignantlyj-L'Ain't this just like them 'get rich quick' North- erners? They come down here trying to make lots out of Florida water. Say, do you know there is going to be a bunch of guests here in a little while P THELMA-'AI call this an imposition. They want us to wait on all these people besides cleaning up after them. But we've got something to be thankful for anyhow. Look at poor VVilbur, butler, chauffeur and anything else they feel like making him. QEnter Wilbur.j VVILBUR- Dura, I just done amputated de right fender on de left side of de Boss's car. THELMA-'fLan' sake, how you done it ? WILBUR-GIWCII, you see, I put on the brakes, but they didnlt hold. DURA-A'XVhy didn't you throw out the gears ?l' VVILBUR- Lord, fool! I thought I 'd need them. THELMA- Things sure have gone wrong to-day. I'd like to know what's comin' next. Say, suppose I call Williard out to tell our fortunes. CGoes to door and calls.D Qlinter Williard followed by Irene.j WILLIARD-f'lNIercy, souls! Why you call me in that tone of voice P TIIELINIATIiWIIIIHFd, we're so tired and discouraged. Won't you tell our fortunes just to break the monotony ? VVILLIARD-uTell your fortunes? I don't profess to be a fortune teller, but I'll tell you what I have observed and what I think is going to happenfl QThose on the stage gather about VVilliard. She tells their fortune.j HDura, I have noticed that you are very versatile. As you grow older you will become very steady. After you leave High School you will enter college and, I am very glad to say, you will make good. Your ambition to become a doctor will be realized. You will have very little practice at first, but, later on you will have more practice than you can do. You will be so interested in your profession that you will not devote any of your time to the world of Romance. Thelma, you are rather moderate. You are jolly, but not too boister- ous with it. Sincerity is one of your characteristics. Your general temperament indicates that you are going to make a good teacher. You will teach a number of years before you say those fateful words, 'I will.' VVilbur, you are rather puzzling to me. You are studious, yet not quite enough. There are some ways, which I am too polite to men- tion, from which you must turn if you wish to succeed in your chosen profession. I believe that you are going to be a great Baptist minister. You will choose a companion early in life. So, VVilbur, spur your- B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA P g r ry vmllnllllllnnulln mlmIInluluuunnlInullIllInmm!InIn:mlnIIIInInunInumlmIIllllllunlIllunnnuluxIInmnlllnIllIlllnllIIIIInnlllIullImlmIIIllImul:IllnInmnI1lululuulnmlllml self, for you will not always be a servant. The time is near at hand when you will take a higher type of work. Irene, you are last but not least. You are very slow and very stub- born. You are going to change from these and go from one extreme to the other. Five years from now you will be the exact opposite to slowness. I am going to warn you that you had better watch your step. You are going to become a teacher. You will be a good one, too, if you take my advice. Remember, guard against slowness and stubbornness or they will rob you of the sweetnesses of life. DURA- Williard, you are not the only one who has been observing. VVe WIL WIL have watched you and notice that you are very nervous, eccentric, quick tempered and headstrong. You would be a great success as a teacher or as a lecturer and debater should you choose these as a career. However, since 'love has lead your way' and you desire to sail the sea of matrimony your future holds for you many interesting events. Very soon you will become tied for life to some one whom you know and love and who loves you. For a while you will be very happy, but soon you will have so- many children to worry you and work on your nerves that you will become a nervous wreck. You will live to a ripe old age. Since you are going to be married in the near fu- ture, we feel that it is appropriate to give you a token of our friend- ship. We believe in giving useful gifts. Take this, for it may be used for two purposes-as a utensil and as a weapon. QPresents rolling pin., LIARD-'lDura, there is more truth in your prophecy than you believe. I have a surprise for you. You are all going to be present at my wedding. Dura and Irene are going to be my bridesmaids, Thelma, maid of honor, and Wilbur, since you are going to be a minister, you are going to perform the ceremony. It is customary for a bride to give the members of her wedding party gifts. I am giving to you all gifts which I have observed that you need. fGoes out and brings in the gifts.j Dura, do you remember when we were in school, how the temperature of the rooms always annoyed you? Take this little stove, it will help to keep you warm. Irene, you are always late to everything. Now, I w'ouldn't want you to be late at my wedding. This cart and horse will help you to get there. Thelma, I have at last been able to find a pair of shoes big enough for you. Take these and never let me hear you say again 'my feet hurt.' Wilbur, strange to say, you can always get a girl, but you ean't keep her. Take this doll, then you will always be sure of one. CNoise is heard off stage.j BUR- Scatter folks-scatter! Here comes the troop. fEnter the crow'd.j J. MIKULSKI Csurveying the place and noticing the named Dun-rovin- just the place for mef' P g r fy gm FACTA NON VERBA 8.14.5- A. VVATSON fenters quickly with guide book in handj- Ilve looked through this guide book of Miami several times and, for the life of me, I can't find fDun-rovin'.' Do you think that this is a perfectly proper place for us to stay? It certainly can't be very popular. To be 'Frank' I'd rather go to some other place. L. HUNTER-iiDid you get what she said, folks, 'To be Frankf VVhere is he P fAttracted by the noise-enter P. S.j ARTHUR H. Qto P. S.j-'fCan you tell me where I can find the proprietor of this hotel? PANCOAST-HI, sir, am the proprietor, and may I ask who you are ? A. H.- VVe are a motely crew known to the world as the fFour Year Chorus,' from the home of the far-famed 'Neck-a-Lot' Theatre. P. S.- Nickelette? Surely, not the old Nickelette in Burlington. B. NORCROSS-f'What do you know about that ? P. S.-'lThat's a secret, but say, how's the back row and the middle row? Has the floor gone thru yet P B. N.- Haven't you heard that when the class of '26 left B. H. S. the back row was willed to Hen Petty, Bill Thomas, Ed Lewis and Jim- my Story? INIETA- And haven't you heard about the middle row? That was willed to Lorenzo D'Leno, George Brewer, Louis Zimmerman, Harry Katzg but I didn't like it. I think that it should have gone to Bill lVIilburn, Dynamite Dugan, Actor Clair and Bill Vandegriftf' LEoN- Speaking of willing things. Did you know that we willed all the money which Doris Lawrence owed the various students to the school to be used as a fund for aiding students in furthering their education? Miss Ditzell was willed the task of trying to collect the money. ALICE- VVe willed other things, too. VVe willed Edward Hutton the place he should occupy in school instead of the one he thinks he occu- pies, and to- Larry Hunt we willed a mirror so that he could see him- self as others see him. P. S.- You say weg just who are you ? I A. H. Cremoving glassesj-f'Mr. Holzbaur at your service. P. S. Qshaking handsj-L'Bless my soul! So it is! I recognize you now. Who would have thought that glasses could disguise the talent of the class of '26 ? L. H.- Disguise? Why look what glasses have done for me. And just look at Anna Brothertonf' A. B.- If you think that glasese are an improvement, I suggest that each member of the class invest. A. O.- Don't be sarcastic, Anna. Why, I know a Junior who thinks Doretta is good to look at. HELEN B.-'fAll this nonsense takes me back to our wonderful High School days. Say, do you remember the Freshman Party. Didn't we have a Wonderful time ? B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA P g r rv N. R. Cwho, up to the present, hasn't shown any sign of lifej- Do you mean that? Pd say when speaking of the Freshman Party 'put on the soft pedalf H. B.- All right, Nevin. But what about the Secret Garden ? J. M.- Speaking of our Freshman year, do you remember the day we beat Palmyra? That was the first time in six years that our team had defeated Palmyrafl M. -I.- Who could forget? VVhy, I can still see that snake dance when- A. H.- VVhool Meta. Careful what you recall. HELEN Qdreamilyj- Our Soph. year was rather slow wasn't it? But then most Sophs. are, only they don't know that they are. GLADH'S W.4'Yes, only two things of importance happened that year. Our play, 'Neighbors' and the masquerade party. H. N.-- But We made up for it in our Junior year. HELEN Call animationl- Do you remember the day we bought out the 5 and IO cent store. No wonder so many of us wear glasses now. The light from those jewels weakened our eyes. ALICE M.- What were the names of our Junior plays, I forget. L. H.- Why the 'Man Who Married a Dumb Wife' and the 'Maker of Dreams' l P. S.-f'Of course our Senior year was the best of all. The Summer cer- tainly did seem a short time for us to acquire the usual sophistication obvious in illustrious Seniors. CHARLES S.-f'We proved our superiority though, when we were the first to go over the top in the Lyceum drive. H. B.-'fYou must admit, though, that we did gain a childish reputation when we celebrated hair ribbon day. WVasn't lVIiss Ditzell a good sport on that day? Remember, she offered to aid the boys in adorning their abbreviated locks. EDNA VV.-f'Speaking of Miss Ditzell, do you remember the day she had her hair bobbed? Weren't we surprised, though P L. H.- All these events mean nothing when we compare them with our crowning success, the Senior Play, 'Come Out of the ,Kitchenf Never before did we realize that we had in our midst such proficient domes- tiques. H. B.- Yes, their wages made it possible for our dreamed-of trip to Washington to materialize. ARTHUR H.- Oh, boy-some memories. Do you remember the trip up the Washington bfonument ? A. O.-- I think that the less we say about VVashington the better. It was a 'ham-my' trip. Joe M.- Yes, but do you remember what stared us in the face when we returned? Four essays-Emerson has nothing on us. ' A. H.-f'Yes, then when they saw that we were still alive after finishing the essays, they tried to kill us off with exams. P g 111 lv FACTA NON VERBA B- H4 S- IVIETA- Somebody certainly must have been disappointed, for we all survived, and here we are, none the worse for these abuses. P. S.-A'Say, I'm a poor' host. Here I have detained you and you must be very tired after your long trip. I am sorry, too, that I have some bad news for you. Your dates overlap with Palmyra's and I have no regular rooms for you. I can accommodate you for meals, we have plenty of ham fgroansj, but as for rooms, I have very meager accommodations. The sitting room has been turned into a dorm for the boys, and the girls may use the attic. H. N. fstarting for the doorj- Say no more, that reminds me of Wash- ingtonf' EUGENIA-Centeringj-'lPank, at what time did you say these guests fsees themj- Why, what is this, a reunion of the class of '26? I thought that we were expecting a vaudeville troop. P. S.-USO we were, but the vaudeville troop and the class of '26 are one and the same. VVor1't you show these girls to their rooms in the attic, while I take care of the boys ?l' E. H.- VVill I? I'll say I will. Come girls, and boys, if your ears burn, blame usf' JOE IVI.- To be sure they will. Isn't Alice Watson with you ? CExit girls.j CArthur Holzbaur has followed the girls.j N. R.-Say, Pank, don't I smell wood burning? PANK Qlooking through doorj- Noi Arthur has just gotten hot-headed again. Come fellows, let's follow the maidsf' BOYS-A'Lead on Macduff ! CExit boys.j QThe stage is vacant for a moment. A noise is heard off stage. Bet- ty Kane, dressed in sports costume, rushes on stage.j BETTY-'LOh, gee! I've had the most divine afternoon. I met three men. They're all wonderful looking, too. All of them wanted to play with me. I've got a date with one of them for to-night, if I can shake the rest of the gang. A DORE'1 l'A Centeringj-CBetty immediately changes her attitude and seems to be interested in something else, finally she turns., BETTY-f'Ch, hello Doretta. You back from the courts so soon ? DORI-:TTA- Yes, the crowd is coming, too. Say! before they arrive won't you tell me who the shieks were whom you vamped this afternoon ? BETTY-uThe shieks? Oh! you mean those three men? Just some old friends. DORETTA-l'Friends? I didn't know that you knew any one down here. BE'1 rY-'KGee, it's no use to try to hide anything from the people around here. Here comes the crowd. Wait until they all arrive and I'll tell you all about it. CEnter athletes. They seat themselves, some fanning, some wiping faces as if they were overheated from exercise.j HARRY A.- Come, Betty, out with it. Who were the gents ? BETTY- Wouldn't you like to know? B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA P g fh ry HARRY A.- No. ClVloves aWay.j GIRLS- Sure we Would. BETTY- They were men from the Department of Justice, whom we met when the class of '26 from B. H. S. went to Washington. NORMA-Qexcitedlyj- Betty, do you mean some of those chaps who hung out of the windows of the Department of Justice building and talked with us ? BETTYmf'The same, and maybe we didn't have some time discussing the happenings of those three days. HARRY L. Cdreamilyj- Washingtonl What scenes those words recall. ALEX. Z.- Say, do you remember the dance which the Roebling bunch tried to pull off the last night in VVashington? There was only one thing that kept it from being a successfl VVILLIAM S.-HW'hat was that? ALEX. Z.-f'The chaps. I never knew that two women could get along with so little sleep. FRANCIS M.- Do you remember the wise crack which one of those south- ern lads made? He asked the waiter if the ham was cured? fYes,' answered the waiter. 'Well,' said the lad, 'it must have had a re- lapse'. VV. R.- Change the subject. Even the thoughts of ham makes me sick. F. M.- VVho ever said that school days were one's best days certainly knew what he was talking about. l like to recall the things which we did. HUGH M.-f'Say, do you remember how we disposed of our possessions before we left school? I. A.-HDO you remember Mrs. lVIunson's Virgil Class? They willed their lockers to the Juniors to be used as stables to keep their pon- ies in. W. R.- Do you remember Bill Thomas? Wasn't he mad when we willed him a back as straight as Arthur Holzbaur's? H. A.- Have any of you heard anything from B. H. S. lately? I am wondering how that system of student government which we willed them worked out. Don't you remember we left it in charge of per- sons who thought they were proficient in all things-Marjorie Eaton, Betty Chew and Edmund Steele. ELLA BURR-f'What were some of the other things which we willed? I seem to have forgotten. BETTY K.- Oh, we willed Arthur Peterson's popularity to Warren Manny to Bill Rinker, all the troubles of a Senior president, and to Frank Cook, what was left of our old check books. To the faculty we willed our best wishes and sympathies. Poor things, they never understood us. DORETTA- Don't forget the Freshmen, Bettys to the Soph, we willed the privilege of showing the Freshmen how insignificant they really were. VVe hope they succeeded. P g Th wr FACTA NON VERBA B H S W. R.- Here we are looking backward. You all know what that is a sign of, don't you? Forget about the past. Let us talk about the present. VVhat prizes did you all draw?,' HARRY A.-- I have a few here belonging to some of you. Here is one for Francis Murphy. QReadsj. VVe hear that the door on your father's Ford is hard to close. Here is a Ford of your own. Your troubles should be over now. You don't need to be afraid of a cer- tain party falling out when you take her for a ride. CAH laughj. H. DAY- That's a good one on you, Francis. FRANCIS-'lRemernber, Lhe who laughs last, laughs bestf Here is one for you, Harry. Wasn't it Shakespeare who said, lNeither a bor- rower or a lender be., Harry, you do not follow this advice, and when We lend you a pencil, it means good-by to the pencil. VVe are, there- fore, giving you this one for your own. Hang it about your neck and you will never need to borrow again. BETTY K.-'Ll have something here for you, Doretta. lt's Bill's picture. We do not want you to be lonesome at Normal School, so we give you this as a solace. DORETTA- Thanks, Betty, but turn about is fair play. Here's yoursf When you are touring the world this summer there will be no Story'l for your guide. Here is a book entitled 'VVOrld Tours,' which we hope will be of help to you. HARRY A.- I have a few things here for some of the others. lrwin, we hardly know that you are around except when you pull down an A- in Trig test. Here is something to make a little noise so that we know you are around. Hugh. we felt that the only thing which you lacked is this perfume. VVe hope that it will help as an ad in your future business. Harold, here is a knife for you. You may use it to cut 'Greenwood' Whenever you wish. For you, Bill, we have some good, stout shoes for that 'Huyck' you are going to take. And you, Harry Landis, we are giving a list of subjects worth arguing about so that you will not waste so much time in the future that you wasted in the pastf' fHarry A. resumes his placej ALEX. SZ.i Hey-don't I get anything T' HARRY A.-f'Excuse me, Alexander. I have a pair of dark glasses for you, so that those wicked eyes of yours won't bother so many girls. NiJRMA VVICKVVARD-HI have some things for Ella and Leah. Ella, we don't want the world to overlook any member of our notable class. This tonic, tried and proved by Paul Allen, will help you to acquire size and the ability to make yourself heard. Leah, we like your Bob-both of them. These scissors will help you keep the one on your head always neat. They are sharp, and will prove helpful in matching the other Bob's wit. B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA P g fh fy th ELLA-UAH right, Norma. A little bird told us that you are fond of bun- nies. Here's one which we hope will serve as a reminder of that other Bun-ting. CEnter Eugenia, just as last gift is presentedj IEUGENIA-liwhy all the merriment? Do you realize that you folks have only a half hour in which to get ready for dinner? VV. REEVES- Time for dinner, I was just beginning to rest. Say, do you know, that man who wrote the poem, 'Perfect Bliss,' knew what he was talking aboutf, QSome have started to go, but stop.j LEAH S.--l'VVhat is it, Bill? Recite it for us. BILL- You tell them, Betty, I'm in a hurry. BETTY- I wish I was a little rock A settin' on a hill, A doing nothing all day long But just a setting still. I wouln't eat, I woulnlt sleep, I wouldn't even washg I'd set and set a thousand years, And rest myself, by gosh! QExit all.j Qjohn Evak, house detective, enters very stealthfully. Looks behind the wall and in every conceivable place. Finally mumblesj JOHN E.-- lVIy old high school gang. I never did trust some of them. They needn't think that they are coming down here and getting away with anything. Not while I'm house detective in this place. CPicks up letterg reads addressj Clayton Nelson, President of the Class of 1928, B. H. S. This letter, I suppose, was not meant for me, but I can't take any chances. There are some rather suspicious characters in that gang who landed here this afternoon. I'll just look into this matter and see what it contains. CReadsj We, the members of the Class of I926 of B. H. S., not wishing our talents and abilities to be wasted, do hereby will and bequeath some of them to our sister class, the Sophs. To Virginia Barckley we will Francis lVIurphy's ability as a mathematician. VVe understand that Virginia is deficient along that line. To Richard Glasgow we give Arthur I-Iolzbaur's wit and humor, and to the whole class we leave the high ideals, aims, and objectives which we, as Seniors, tried to reach. Follow in our footsteps and you will gain the heights. Signed, CLASS OF '26. QFolding letterj- Sounds just like them. Our class song should have been II Love lVIe'. CContinues search. Enter VVilliam Pettit. Watches John for a While, then speaks.j Page fh fy f FACTA NON VERBA B H S numululmiIIIIIIInnllIIumlnuumlllluul mlunumllnunInnIIIIIIuIInIuIIIllIlullIIIlullnlInuuulnulumlllllllllllllllllllumnnn WILLIAM-LLFOI' what are you looking, John? JOHN fdisgustedj- For the silence that fell a while ago. CBill laughs, goes to place to be occupied by orchestra. Begins to arrange chairs. John, in the meantime, has picked up a package, opens it and readsj : Johnny Evak was a shiekg He tried to kid the girls, He told them that he liked their ways, Their eyes and smiles and curls, He wore their rings, he took their books, His collection was quite largeg Here are a few which Gilda owned, VVon't you please take them in charge P JOHN Qangrily as he exitsj- Wait until I find the one who wrote that ll' BILL fwho has been listeningj-i'Evidently the shoe fits. CGoes to door.Q 'LHey, gang, why the delay? Donlt you realize that in a few min- utes we must entertain those guests who arrived this afternoon, and we haven't had one rehearsal yet. QThe members of the orchestra take their places and are tuning up.Q A. MAURER1liGCC, I forgot my music- BILL P.- Fellows, did you ever know Alfred to be ready for anything at the proper time ? JOE ADAMS- He'd forget his head if it wasn't fastened onf' ARTHUR P.- He reminds me of the absent-minded professor who met his son downtown and said to him, 'Hello, sonnyg how s your father ?' DAVID D.- Or the absent-minded professor who went to his room, picked up his hair brush instead of his mirror, and said, lGee, I need a shave l' VVILLIAM-Cpassing our musicj Speaking of professors reminds me of school. Say, couldn't some of our teachers slam ? E. GODDARD- Morton, do you remember the time when one of the teachers called you a block-head ? lylORTON?liSl'1C didn't call me a block-head. She said, 'Put on your hat, here comes a woodpeckerf ALFRED Cwho has regained his positionj- Say, do you remember the time Joe Simpson went to the library and asked for the 'Life of Ceasar'? AIIGUSTINIL- VVhat's funny about that ? aALFRED1ilThC librarian said, 'Sorry, but Brutus beat you to it.' DAVID- Speaking of the Romans reminds me of something. Mrs. Nlun- son must be old. JOE A.-l'How do you make that out P DAVID- VVhy, she said that she taught Caesarf' B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA P g thirty-ave WILLIAM-iiCOmC on, fellows, this isn't practicing. Suppose we try page eight firstfl fHam.j fAs orchestra plays the first selection, guests, attracted by music, enter.j ARTHUR'iiThat reminds me of Washington. VVILLIAM- There is another good one on page four. What do you say to trying it? It is called 'What Became of the Chaperons ?' CAll of the guests have arrived by this time. As. the music ceases Arthur Holzbaur is heard to sayb-f'Meta, it's a fact. Honest it is. When I was young the doctor said if I didn't stop smoking I'd be- come feeble-minded. META fwalking awayi-HVVell, why didn't you ?', COrchestra begins- song.j EUGENIA-HI think it has been splendid of you boys to give us this extra entertainment. I want you to know that we appreciate it, don't we folks ? P. S.- We sure do, and to show it, I have asked Leon to present each member of the orchestra with a gift. LEON-f'Alfred, you are first. We have never known you to be on time for one thing. You are either late or unprepared. We are giving you this alarm clock with the hope that it will get you there on time. To Edmund Goddard, we give this bright new tie. He hasn't worr a new one lately. HARRY N.- Say, Leon, may I give David a gift? Here, David, is a set of new questions. We feel sure that you must have run out of all of yours. You asked so many in the class room. LEON- Arthur, will you read this for Morton ? ARTHUR-QfCHdSDiiiMOFt, there are many gifts we might give you: A new line, a car, and some instructions, too, But this one we feel you will not scorn, Some clippers for you to remove the 'Thornf LEON- Augustine, we feel quite concerned about you. You seem to have 'waste of life.' VVe are giving you this tonic to fatten you a little. Joe, we are giving you this book on 'How to Play a Sax'. We feel that we have said enough. ' Arthur, will you read this for Bill. ARTHUR Qreadsj- As Paul Revere of long ago, Rode forth at midnight at full speed, So you, I believe, go forth at night, But in a car, not on a steed. Paul rode alone, but not so you, You go in a car built just for two. Here is another, for yours is worn out: Hilda will like it, we have no doubt. P g th fY FACTA NON VERBA B. H- S. WILLIAhTiIiAfthHf, I should like to give you the right to be nominated as the most popular boy in the class-if anyone will nominate you. LEON- That was the unkindest cut of all'-as Shakespeare would say. I have only two more gifts left. Phil, to you we are giving a bottle of fcure all' for all childish diseases in case you 'Meta' another. And to you, Rudgus, we give a powder puff, for we feel that it is all that you need to complete your toilettef' EUGENIA- Thanks, Leon, you have done your task well. And now, folks, I have secured some dancers from a near-by studio, who will dance for you. QEnter dancers who entertain guests. As they prepare to go, Eu- genia speaks.j just a minute, girls, you can't go unrewarded. Meta, will you give these gifts to the girls ?'l META- Ethel, do you remember the time you were stuck in an exam? Take this ponyq he will pull you out if you are ever in trouble again. Folks, Peg Malseed made a terrible mistake one day in her inter- pretation of one of Burn's poems. VVe feel that this copy of poems with full explanation is what you need. Those of you who want more light on this subject, consult the Annual. To Veronica we are giving these airs CAyresj from popular tunes. Betty Malseed, you are a dreamer. You are always building air castles. In order that they do not tumble down we are giving you this rock to build them on. GLADYS VV.-f'Say, Meta, give Grace VVoolman this drum so that she can make a little noise occasionally. She seems to think that children should be seen and not heard. META-L'Kathryn, you are last. VVon't you read this poem for us ? KATIIRYN Qreadsj-'fKathryn, you are a clever girl, Sometimes we think it's bluff. VVe're never sure which is the oneg Is it Tom, or Jim, or Huff ? INIETA- Kathryn, that is true. VVon't you take this bill-board and keep posted on it the name of your latest B. F. l' CAS the dancers retire to the back of the platform, Albert MacFar- land enters.j ALBERT-'fSorry folks, to interrupt, but I'd like to have a little water for my car. FRANCIS M.- VVell, if it isn't our old friend Albert. What are you doing down here ? ALBERT- Obi just motoring around a little. just had Miss Metzger out for a drive. I'm trying to sell her a car. QEnters house.j P. S.- Say, Eugenia, I have a bottle of hair remover which I was going to send to Albert so that he will think every day is Sunday. I'l1 just step inside and give it to him. B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA Page fh fy EUGENIA+iiAHd Pank, while you're in there won't you please bring out those favors? I forgot to put them on the table at dinner time. QAt this point a bell rings and Walter Smith enters on his wheel.j VVALTER- Special delivery for Pancoast Smithf' ALICE VV.- Hello! there, Walter! What are doing down here ? WALTER-f'Well, if it isn't the old gang! I'm working for Uncle Sam. I'd like to stay and talk with you, but I must hurry. I'll come back later. QExit Walter.j P. S. treads specialj- We, the members, of the Class of 1927 of the B. H. S., have heard of the splendid accommodations to be had at your cottage. Through the efforts of Miss Ditzell and Mr. Reeves, we have made a small fortune with our Senior play. We have de- cided to spend our money in Florida instead of VVashington. We are, therefore, sending our representative, Mr. Rinker, to Dun-rovin to make all arrangements for us. He will arrive Thursday evening. CLASS or 'z7. QEnter Paul Allen-bell boy.j PAUL-'AM11 Rinker, of Burlington, N. J., wishes to speak to Mr. Pan- coast Smith. P. S.- Show him in here, Paul, and then I want you to join us, too. You know these people. QExit Paul and returns with B. RQ P. S.- VVe welcome you to our cottage and feel that you have come at a very opportune time. I know that your trip here is- a business one, but put it aside for the present and join us in our fun. We have just been thinking of our high school days and were wishing for some member of your class, into whose hands we might commit a few of our possess-ions which we hold most dear. We feel that we would like to give you a little advice, so that you might miss the pitfalls into which we fell, and profit by our experiences. W. RINKER-UI shall be very glad to listen to those things which you have to give us.'l PANCOAST-CCharge to Juniorsj W. RINKER-QReply.j PANCOAST-Presentation of banner to Juniors. EUGENIA-f'And now I am going to ask Alice Watson and Arthur Holz- baur to present those forgotten favors to the guests. IALICE-KIMCYH had a lot of fun when she gave the gifts to the dancers, so I shall begin with her. We are going to give you, Meta, a corre- spondence course on the use of electrical appliances in the household. We hope that you will read it to your fill CPhilj. META-- Thanks, Alice, and may I, in return, give you this sign bearing the old adage 'Silence is Goldenf You need this advice. AI.lCE-iiWCll, Meta, I am glad that I am not the only one in this class who has a reputation as a talker. They say that Mary Smith is worse P g fhirfv-eight F ACTA NON VERBA B. H. S- umInuIliI1InInuIllIIInlInulllnlllnllllmllllllllmlllmlulluIIIIIllInnInulIuInnIuIIIIIIunllII1IllillllIIInrllulnnmmlullun lllunnmlllllln than a phonograph when she gets started. I am going to give her a pack of soft tone phonograph needles to remind her, when talking, that she should put on the soft pedal. ARTHUR- Alice, let me get a word in here won't you? I should like to give John Ligos this book of up-to-date styles, so that he can keep up with John Evak and Alex Szarka. Charles Vennel, you are a Senior in intellect, but your clothes give you the appearance of a Freshman. Here is a pair of long trousers, of which we hope you will make good use. Charles Stevenson, you have a propensity to be ill at ease and to blush when in the presence of girls. We hope that this book, entitled 'The Ways of the American Girl,' will be of great help to you in the fu- turef' ALICE-'fSay, Arthur, w'ho's doing the talking now ? ARTHUR- Just a few more, Alice, and I'll be finished for the evening. I have a little bottle of cough ease for Joe Mikulski. The constant use of it will help you do anything or win anything, even 'Win-a-fred. JOE-l'Thanks, Arthur. May I present you with this mirror? Notice the words on it. 'O wad some power the giftie gie us To see ourselves as ithers see us.' ARTHUR-IiOChl Alice, you may talk while I recover from that. IALICE- Margaret, won't you try broadcasting on this megaphone? We really would like to hear your voice once. For Edna Wiley I have a song entitled fMickey'. Try it on your piano when he fails to keep his date. And, Gladys, here is that catalogue from the U. of Penn. We know that you are interested in that institution and its post graduates. HELEN B.-'lSay, Alice, I'd like to give Anna Bortherton this book on lHow to Secure a Sense of Humor.' Anna you are too serious. Won't you let us see you smile ?l' ANNA B.-L'VVell, I may be serious, but that isn't so bad as being change- able. Issy Austin is always changing her mind. Here, give her this weather vane and ask her to use it for our benefit. ALICE- Anna Osmond, w'on't you please accept this 'Book of ,Knowl- edge', there may be something in it you really don't know. Helen Perkins., we admire your executive ability, therefore, we are giving you this household to manage. We believe that you will be able to handle and meet its bills. Folks, Eleanor is so fond of chemistry that she takes it for two years, just for fun. We are giving her this chemistry text book to serve as a pleasant reminder. Helen Iohnson, sometimes your name is 'Helen,' at other times it is 'Margaret.' Please accept this license so that you may change your name whenever you please. B. H. S. FACTA NON VERBA Page fhify umliulmmm IIullIllI1IllInmIIIuIIIlullIII1IIvInnIuIIIllIInuI1Iru1IInnI1InnlullvlllllllullulIllIluunlllulunlmmnulllllnmlllllnmInI1llllnllllllnlunlnlllullum1InI1lulumnumlllmll ARTHUR-HI have recovered, Alice, and should like to finish. VVe un- HAR derstand that Leon Hunter is one-half of a very affectionate couple. With congratulations please accept this 'Love Nest'. Paul Allen was so successful as manager of our Senior play that We are giving him a letter of introduction to Keithls Theatre. Harry Newton, do you remember that in a certain football game you were caused much embarrassment. We hope that these ljiffy Patches' will help you in the future. And you, Bill Norcross, have a Very bad habit of slouching in your seat, so much so that once you lost your balance. Maybe this rope will help you break that habit. Be careful, however, that in tying yourself in you use it as a belt and not as a necktie. Rushie, your future is very decided, but you are not prepared for it except, possibly, by tending to the furnace in winter. We are giving you a bag of various sizes and grades of coal and hope that you will study it to advantage. Each piece is labeled and came from Jones' Coal Yard. Walter Smith: Scrubby, your prominence in athletics has been great, however, if you want to be held in awe QAWD ! study this book on physical development. ' Helen Brown: The most appropriate gift that we can give you is Justice So, we hereby give you the right to 'Don' the cap of 'Iusticef Marcella Capewell: Cella, I hope these bases will neutralize your ailin' CAllenj. Nlargaret Cook: Cooky, boys in general never seem to interest you: but perhaps this made-to-order hero will be different. And now, to Alice Maguire, we give a passage to Gay Paree, the home of fashions, where you will find all the advanced styles, since your aim is to be a fashion model. RY NEWTON- I believe you will all agree with me when I say we are very much indebted to our host and hostess for their entertain- ment. They have proven themselves true blue friends. Eugenia, as a token of our appreciation I should like to give you this book on budgeting. Use it to keep your Bills straight. And Pank, we feel that there is only one thing which keeps you from being a great suc- cess-a girl. Won't you take this one? Believe men-she's a doll I PANK-- I am sure we appreciate your thoughtfulness and kindness to us. Eugenia, I believe, has one more surprise for you. EUGENIAQKLFOF some time Miami has been excited about a strange per- sonage who has come into our midst. We do not know how to clas- sify this person for she has strange prophetic powers. I should like to tell you more about her, but she has consented to come here to- night, so you may judge her for yourselvesf' CEnter Betty Sh0ll.j uThey call me the Spirit of the Future for it's out of the future I've come. Page fvrfy F ACTA NON VERBA B. H- S. U t agwno 6 L- . b-ebfffx.. f '11 r ,ff v-- - J . - - 6-:Af - PROPHECY Out of the future, ten years from graduation to the day! ltys a great place and l hated to leave, Shall I tell you what happened the last day I was there? Well, after an absence from Dun-Roviny U of five years, while serving as an Ambassador to Liberia, our friend Pank returned to his home where he noted many queer and otherwise interesting changes. Upon alighting from the train, you can imagine his surprise when he was rushed into a sight-seeing bus, driven by Albert lVIac- Farland, owner of the 'fLittle Dipper Line. It was none other than Paul Allen, who stepped into the position of guide or interpreter of the environment. As they left the station our President drank in the beauty of the village. Sud- denly he was brought to earth by a whistle, not a human one, yet possessing a bit of musical tone. Where had he heard that before? Looking ahead, he saw Teener Merle, a noble cop, checking traffic in order to let the bus pass. Pank started to yell-- Hi-yo, Teener,'y but Announcer Allen was pointing out something. On the left, the north corner you'll see our City Library. The sign on the front stated that Helen Brown was chief book-worm, assisted by Grace VVOolman. Noticing a particularly beautiful building ahead, without waiting to be told, Pank asked what it might be. f'That,,' said Fats,'y is our new City Hall, designed by Rudgus Aikens and decorated by Betty Malseed.ll Nice looking place! By the way, who are our present oHicials?y' Our very efhcient mayor is Leon Hunter. He is supported by a cast which includes 'Chick' Adams, head of Department of Safety, Edmund Goddard, City Financierg and Danetz and Clawges, Directors of Fire Department. VVhile the vehicle stopped for water CI haven't been able to persuade f'Mac to use the Franklin yetj Pank went to a drug store, whose window bore the name, 'fHugh lworris, Esq.,H to purchase some cough drops. Hughie sold him a new and effective kind called Vennells Throat Easef' Emerging from the store, he was confronted by a small boy crying the latest news. Hoping for a moment to further acquaint himself with home news, Pank bought a paper. He had no time to look at it then for the bus was ready to start and he found himself admiring a beautiful Park. This, he was told, had been laid out by the now famous landscape gardener, Morton Rigg. Pank was quick to see that Mort's training in cultivating Thornes during school days had been quite helpful. B. H. S. Page forty-one 1liIunIIIuIIIInuIulzIIlIinInlI1InumI1IllInunnllnnlmlllllulnlInIIIInIIIullIlluInI:lnIuIIInllInnIuInIllIlmuInIlmlnmlllllllnnnlIIIIInuI1InInlmIIIII1llIullIllII1IIInulululnlnlnlnllllll On the right you will see the Department of Justice, explained Paul. Hav- ing always demanded why everything was as it was, Harry Newton and Harry Landis formed a partnership which progressed so well that they established this Department, volunteering their services to the city. However, they were careful in choosing their employees, that they be the kind no visiting school girls could tempt to the windows, fWashington experiencej. Anyway the stenographers, Ella Burr, Mary Smith and Leah Smith keep them busy inside. Along this line you might be interested to know that John Evak and Alex Szarka have been admitted to the 'Bar' Qnot as lawyers, thojf' Straight ahead you'll see the Muncipal Museum, containing wornout copies of Burke's 'speech', test papers belonging to 'Rushie,' marked 'A' and some with Cookie's name, marked 'F'-, several ponies Qunusedj , a bunch of ham bones, etc. Because of her power to memorize, Margaret Higgins is the guide. Passing thru the business section, Pank saw several attractive stores. One was a haberdashers. Peterson, New York, London, Paris, was above the door. Very near that was Ethel's French Shoppe , Stevenson Ez Friefelder, Modestes, as printed on the window. Still another quaint-looking place was, The Alarm Clock Hospital, Simp. Maurer, Prop. ln a few moments we'll pass the Post Office. Everyone in town is held in 'Aw' of the singing postmaster, Walter Smith. The next street on the left is 'Restin' Ave.', from the corner you can just see the Mansion of Mrs. Eugenia Fromhagen, society leader. Continuing C as usualj Paul said, VVe are approaching the Hospital of which Joseph Mikulski is chief surgeon and Veronica Feeney, head nurse. Needless to say, it's a well-run placef, Now on the extreme right you'll see our school administration buildings. All the schools, from Kindergarten to High School are in one block. VVe needed little outside help in the teaching force. Alice Maguire is teaching Kindergarten, Mar- garet Griffith, Helen Johnson, Isabel Austin and Eleanor Van Alystyne are teaching in the grades. Anna Brotherton is principal of the High School. Margaret Malseed is Musical Director, and has a pretty good orchestra. Athletics have developed well under the direction of Doretta Kemble. Doretta has added a new feature, which she calls a 'Rink-e,' on which the boys and girls skate. This replaces the old Dancing Class, in fact, it's almost the same, only the name is different-the foot motion hasn't changed. Bill Reeves is head of the Mathematics Department. After her travels abroad, Betty Kane is teaching Foreign Languages. Margaret Cook is instructing in Latin. Edna Wiley, one of our class artists, is naturally Drawing Professor. There is a fine Domestique Science course in connection with the cafeteria. 'Glad' Wieland directs these classes and their products are sold as food at noon. Pretty bad fire over there, remarked Pank, as they pass the ruins of a large home. Yea, replied Paul, but it's nothing unusual, it's about the sixth house Bill Pettit has blown up in the last two months. Some of his chemical ideas, you know. They drove along in silence for a moment, then Pank exclaimed, Ye Gods, 'Mac,' where are you going? This road leads straight into the river! With his characteristic, Haw, haw, Paul explained that a marvelous piece of construction had been done in bridging the three miles of water between Dun-Rovin and the next town Soarwee. We can't cross now 'til this boat goes by. Oh, say- that's Bill Norcross's ship, he's the wholesale banana dealer in this section. I When the bus stopped, Pank read the tablet which was on the end of the bridge. t said: Construction begun April 2, 1930, and completed Feb. 30, 1935. This is the largest bridge of the kind in the country. Arthur Holzbaur, - - Chief Engineer Harry Anthony, - - - Contractor. Page forty-two B. H. S. ullIIIIIIlllllnIIIuImmIllIIImlllllIliIIInull:I1IllmmmIIIIIulllllllmllllnllllulllnllnuIxIilInunIIIIunumIlInImlmIIlIIIInmlnllmmulmlnn mlumn nuIIIIIInullImnluuumnumu Well, well, some more of the great class of Twenty-six. So Harry's building something, as usual, and when he was not building he was usually raising Kane. Now for a look at that paperf, said Pank, picking the thing up from the seat. Across the top of the paper in large letters was written: Science of Biology Revolutionized by New Discovery. Professor Anne Wylie completes research in Viennaf' Various other articles attracted his attention, but the following most of all: Mrs, Marcella Lefferts entertained at luncheon yesterday at her attractive home 'Rose Haven., Covers were laid for twelve. Prominent among the guests was Miss Anna Osmond, who is visit- ing here while on a furlow from Africa, where she serves as mis- sionary. Many witnessed a very beautiful wedding Wednesday, when Miss Williard Boone became the bride of a well-known preacher. The ceremony was performed by the pastor of the church, Rev. Wilbur Henry. The bride's sister, Miss Thelma Boone, principal of the Allen School, Burlington, N. J., was the maid of honor. Mr. and Mrs. Sylvester, also of Burlington, and Dr. Dora Rice, were dis- tinguished guestsf' ' Friends recently received word that Francis Murphy was enjoying himself with 'Alice in Wonderland.' U Turning to the advertising section Pank was surprised to see more familiar names. These are some of the ads:- Eat Metals Raisin Bread! lt's 'Phil,ed with 'Currentslfl 'fBi11 Collecting a Specialty. See-Helen Perkins. Huffman's Pasteurized Milk is Best- Kay Thorne-Agent. Then in the list of theatrical attractions there appeared a notice to the effect that Ruth M. Welker's latest play, A Harry-ing Experiencef' was coming to the Grand, after a run of eighteen months on Broadway. Hey, Pank, come out of that paper, we're passing iGreenwoodl Forestfl called Fats. HAnother product of 'Twenty-six' under the direction of Harold Day. Just ahead to the left is a fine race track, the latest hobby of Phil Dennis, Nevin Rush and Bill Shull in their efforts to keep up with the Joneses, and you- But he was interrupted by the sudden application of the brakes. Gosh, some people are willing to risk their lives in the interest of their business,'l exclaimed Mac, hurriedly recovering his composure. Whatls the idea, anyway ?,' queried Pank. Oh, just the city dog-catcher, John Ligos, chasing another Texas weinerf, Well, why worry about such trivial matters? You're missing a couple of mighty good looking farms. The one on the left belongs to Joe Adams, while this grain farm on the right belongs to Edward Wills. Both of these fellows are leaders in the agricultural business. Sounds to me like they're raising a good crop of bees or mosquitoes or some- thing, murmured Pank. Leaning out of the bus, Paul exclaimed, Beesl Why, it's an aeroplane follow- ing us. They watched it for a moment before they noticed that it was trying to land. No sooner had it touched the ground, than a man jumped out and ran toward the bus, yelling- Hey, wait a minute! ls Mr. Pancoast Smith in there ? Here I am. What's all the trouble. I've a letter for you from Washington, sir. Washington? Let's see itll, Tearing it open he read: B H S FACTA NON VERBA Page fury-three The aeroplane by which this letter was brought is to take you at once to New Zealand, where you will act as Ambassador. Signed by U. S. President. There was nothing else to do but to go, and when he did return, ten years later, well, it Wasn't the same place, but thatys another story. EUIGENIA- Thank you, Betty, here's something for you. We hope you Will give as much attention to this little book, 'The Life and Letters of Paul,' as you do the study of 'Otters'. COrcehstra begins Class Song.j ALL SINGING- Hail, oh hail to thee, B. H. S.l May our love for you ne'er grow lessg We will back you to stand 'gainst the best in the land, Herels to you heart and hand! And oft in the days to come, When We've wandered away from home, In our memories hold dear all the days We've had here, Hail to thee, B. H. S.l And to you, Class of Twenty-Six, We pledge love and devotion, toog We will all do our best, never shirking a test, Rememb'ring--'deeds, not Wordsf Tho' our paths may be far apart, We will meet on the hill of Fame? Then in cheer and in song, loud your praises We'll tell, Praises of Twenty-Six. CCurtains are drawn at the close of the s0ng.j FINIS. THE LADDER OF SUCCESS IOOW I DID. QOW I WILL. 80727 I CAN. 7077 I THINK I CAN. 6077 I MIGHT. 5077 I THINK I MIGHT. 40? WHAT IS IT? 3077 I WISH I COULD. 2077 I DONlT KNOW How. IO? I CANlT. 077 I WONlT. -New York Commercial. V , N Y B. H. S. FACTA NON VERBA Page forty-five COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN Faith, and the Class of '26 is surely proud of itself since it has added a successful Senior Play to the list of its achievements. Come Out of the Kitchen, by A. E. Thomas was one of the best Senior plays ever staged. lt was given for four nights to audiences which understood and appreciated the work involved. The part of Jane Ellen, the cook, was taken by Betty Kane. Betty, with her acquired Irish brogue and pert manners, carried her part very nicely. l'Pete Peterson certainly made a fine butler. He managed the English accent and acted just like a butler, fkissed the cookb. Meta Jones, as Araminta the maid, certainly did act well. She displayed an unruly temper and seemed almost vicious at times. The part of Charley, the all-round boy, was acted by John Evak. The show could not have been complete without Charley, for he afforded much amusement and pleasure. Alice Watson took the part of Mrs. Falkner, a very particular woman. lndeed, she did appear exact, and her manner was positively aristocratic. The part of Cora, her lovely and gentle daughter, was taken by Marcella Capewell. She typified the sweet girl who will do anything to keep peace. The part of Tom Lefferts, the lover of whom the mother disapproved, was cleverly taken by Arthur Holzbaur. Solon, a nosey old man, caused much amusement. This part was taken by Joe Wojcik. Randy Weeks fpoor fellowlj was always unfortunate. This part was taken by William Reeves, who portrayed to us the dejected lover. The rich Yankee, Pancoast Smith, got into some very embarrassing situations, but he managed to live through all of them and be happy in the end. Last, but not least, comes the old colored mammy, Mandy. The part of forgetful, excitable Mandy was amusingly taken by Anna Osmond. The success of the play, we realize, is due not only to the cast, but to other people who helped us. The Class of '26 wishes to extend its thanks to Mr. Lemuel C. Reeves, for coaching the play, to Miss Ditzell, for her cooperation, and to Miss Kings- ley and Mrs. Double, for their efforts. Page furry-six FACTA NON VERBA B. H- S- The Dangerfields, an aristocratic Southern family, are in desperate straits. Their father, accompanied by Mrs. Dangerfield, has gone to Europe to regain his health. The four children managed the home very nicely for a while, but a sudden turn in their father's health made it necessary for them to send him a large sum of money for a serious operation. This left only a small amount in the bank, and the mortgage was due in about a week. The children are thrown on ,their own resources, but none of them have been trained to work, so they are in a frantic position for a while. Fin- ally, they consent to rent their old home to a Yankee for six weeks. White servants are a strict requirement in the lease, so the darkies are sent off to their cabins. At the last minute the white servants from Washington refuse to come and the Danger- field children take their places themselves. Things go wrong and everyone gets fired but the cook, and she remains, not as a cook, but as the rich Yankeels wife. WHY THE CHIMES RANG Something new and different in the line of plays was presented at Christmas time by the Senior Class. 'lVVhy the Chimes Rang,', is a beautiful one act play. The story of the play was based on an old legend. This legend was well known to the inhabitants of a small village. Everyone knew that at one time the great chimes in the cathedral had sounded through the town. It was commonly believed that the chimes rang only when someone made a supreme sacrifice. As yet the chimes had sounded but once. Every year the people went to the cathedral at Christmas and made their sacrifices, but for a long time the chimes had remained silent. At the opening of the play there were two children-Stein, Gladys Wieland, and Holgar, John Evak, who were fretting because there wasn't anyone to take them into town, when their Uncle Bertell, Paul Allen, walked in. They were quite elated when they found that they, too, were to go to town, and busied themselves. preparing their gifts. Just as they were about to leave, a poor old woman entered the house and told them that she was hungry. Uncle Bertell and Stein rushed off in haste, but Holgar remained behind to attend to the old lady. That day all the villagers made their sacrifices, but none was sufficiently great to make the chimes ring. After Holgar had attended to the old lady he offered her his few pennies, and on turning around found the old lady was really an angel. His sacrifice had been a great one and the old chimes rang through the village once more. Other parts in the play were taken by the following Seniors: The Priest .......,. .. ..... Harry Landis The King ........... ..... P ancoast Smith The Haughty Lady .... . Marcella Capewell The Child .......... ......... B etty Sholl The Scholar .... .... A rthur Holzbaur The Rich Man. . . ..... Nevin Rush . . Page forty-se IIIllllllllllKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllIlIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IR gifs fX X 1 - AHKRETHKE .Q L. 1. o E o u -I ..: u as c U rf L. u -cz E E Ln -cz L as E I ,,f..:: ma : ea az O5 E eu 3 .'!.7 3 9 .-4 -cz E. n 3 -U U-I Li 2 : rf E J: D. na m o -1 'E E. on E3 0: La -ft? E ,s 5 E 5 Nt a ax o w on VJ cf c :E -cz E. fn 3 'c UI S o Dr A. cz I- ..: Q. o um.. oe ,Z u .x o c ea CD : as E E G : 4 'E as D- 3 o I U4 E E E '5 'u D5 D ln: 0. I B H S FACTA NON VERBA P g f TY ATHLETICS Burlington High School has just, in the past year, organized an Ath- letic Association for the purpose of developing the athletics of the High School. The Association has secured financial means for supporting the various sports of the High School. It was organized on September zo, 1925, with bliss Ditzell acting as faculty advisor, Harry Anthony, Presi- dent, Norman Hunt, Vice-President, Vfilliam Arenz, Secretary: Edwin Lewis, Treasurer: XVilliam Vandegrift, boys' representative, and Eugenia Harbert, girls' representative. FOOTBALL On September ninth, nineteen twenty-five, our football coach, lNlr. Saunders, posted the annual sign for football candidates for the coming season. On the following day there were forty candidates who responded, ready for the first workout. The following week the first and second teams were selected. The first team, with Harry Anthony as Captain and the second team with Rudolph Howell as Captain, had a most successful season. The first team won seven out of nine games, tying one with Princeton and being defeated by Camden High School. It is with great pleasure that we note that seven Seniors found it possible to devote their time to football and to secure varsity letters. Captain Harry Anthony, winning a place at tackle on the All-South Jersey first team and securing a like position on the All-State third team, led his team to a victorious season. Harry Newton played a fighting and active game at center. Francis lNlurphy, The Bull of the Gridiron, and Joe McCloskey, the other big guard, played very good games. Philip Dennis, Rudolph Howell, and Joe VVojcik played well at tackles. Frank Cook and Leo lNlorris were the ever alert ends, with Cookie showing superiority in catching forward passes. Norman Hunt, full-back, and Capain of next year's eleven, played a line-bucking game for his team. Edwin Lewis and Joe Sascavitz, the two f'Daring Half-backs, were noted for their diving off tackle plays. Edward Hutton and Robert Applegate were honorably mentioned on the All-South Jersey eleven for playing such wonderful games in the back-field. lid., the quarter-back, was proficient in forward passing, while Bob was offensive and defensive with his open field work. Paul Austin managed the football business efficiently. William Arenz is noted for intercepting forward passes, as well as being one of the greatest defensive players on the team. fCoachJ . Saunders lard Mil 1, Howel ph pta' E Rudol Joseph Cologio, Willi n O N s: fu p 4 E N .Q ff o O NU ttcn, Theodore Cl Frank E 's I3 Q Q N CD 5.1: In. 3 'EQ is-, 3 'um' u.:-,g -S E E12 O 0 D.: 2 . 05 H.- ME urn 0 -'J-GL. mv :: an EB ff.: Sf: -gs. E O I 5 :E ca an ru -cx : Lu 7 EE -5? E.. H? 3 O rc Q D5 E MI- 255 mm B. H. S. FACTA NON VERBA Page fiffv-one 1925 FOOTBALL RECORDS ' B. H. S. Opponents Haddonfield ...... . . I4 6 Mount Holly ....... . . IQ 7 Battin CElizabethj .. . . . I3 O Moorestown . ..... .. 22 I3 Bristol . ...... . . . . 33 7 Camden . ..... . . O 9 Bordentown . . . . . I3 O Rider College .. . . . . 20 7 Princeton . ..... .... 0 O Total .. .. ............. 134 49 BASKETBALL Basketball season opened on December 1, 1925, with an unusual num- ber Of candidates. Owing to the fact that such a number responded, it was possible to form an inter-class league, which was of keen interest to the underclassmen. As the season progressed, our coach, Mr. Saunders, selected his varsity team, which, without doubt, had a most successful season, winning seven out of eleven games played. ln the inter-class league it is well to note that the Seniors defeated the underclassmen by decisive scores, the Juniors, Freshmen and Sophomores winning in said order. The team consisted of William Arenz, Captain, who is noted for his long and accurate shootingg Frank Cook, another veteran, who was out- standing in his floor work together with Edward Hutton and Joe Sascavitz. Scrubby Smith, the forward, was particularly outstanding in his over- head shots. William Vandegrift, Rudolph Howell, and Leo Morris were especially clever on the floor with their passing. Manager Holzbaur, too, assisted his team to a successful season. THE BASKETBALL RECORD IS AS FOLLOWS: B. H. S. Opponents Alumni .... .... 3 5 25 Langhorne . . . . . 44 I6 All Stars . ........... .. 33 29 lVlOunt Holly .......... . . 36 I5 Immaculate Conception . . , . . 38 23 Paulsboro .........,... . . 63 23 National Farm School.. . . . . 18 22 Rider College . ......... .. 24 16 Immaculate Conception . . . . . I8 22 Haddon Heights ....... .... 2 2 23 Total.... .,.. 331 214 Callery. son, Bertha 1. 2 e. as U 5 obin R J, Gertrude a H 1Coach f. as on L. N E ci u : 's E L E vs: .EE la .aa w ggi we -J Qu 325 0-. 5: :E 5 n I E Q ,,... u 'Si .EB 92 is 0 I .. 3 .. G BM if 35 I-E 0 : 'D N E :x ..: us I: 55 aa E uf n. .E a. Q L. u : rm L. w E :T E D 'E I: 4 w ': O Q B O Di 2 O I- I- O an B. H. s. FACTA NON VERBA P g fifty fh SUMMARY OF THE SPORTS Burlington High School football team of 1925, after having a most victorious season, was considered a 'frunner-up in the South Jersey foot- ball championship, but was disqualified because the football team had not competed with a sufhcient number of South Jersey high schools. The decision was given to Vineland High School, of Vineland, New Jersey. Although it was unable to secure the championship, the team and the school were honored by having several members of its team chosen for the All-South Jersey football team. Eighteen members of the football squad were awarded varsity letters. Basketball season was also a great success. The team was considered in the South Jersey basketball tournament, which was held in the gym- nasium of the Camden High School. The basketball team, before under- taking to oppose its rivals, practiced very hard to insure it of a decisive victory. But, to its great surprise, and despite its ability, the team was defeated in a well-fought game by one point by Haddon Heights. lt is fitting and most appropriate that we should consider the time, efforts, and the drilling of our athletic teams, by our coach, Mr. lvlillard Saunders. Since his arrival and appointment as Physical Director and Coach, he has produced and established a name for Burlington High School athletic teams. He has been congratulated by the people of Bur- lington and the State authorities for his remarkable production of athletes. GIRLS' BASKETBALL GAMES A very interesting contest took place among the classes this year. The Juniors held the lead in the first semester, the Sophomores were second, the Freshmen, thirdg and the Seniors, last. The Seniors were so very busy that they didn't seem to have time to play. Before every game it was possible to see Seniors running all over the building, looking for one or two to make up a team. The Juniors certainly had a fine team, and we wish to congratulate them upon their success. In the second semester, everyone started to work harder. The scores were still against the Seniors, but they were not so large. The contest ended with the Juniors in the lead. Three cheers for next year's Senior Class l ll A good, hard game took place one Friday night in January. Ask those who played, they can tell you. Burlington High girls played against Rider's College. Rider's won by a score of fifty-eight to twenty-nine. That sounds as if the game Wasn't worth seeing, but it was. Very clever work was performed by E. Johnson, of Rider's, which helped, not a little, in raising the score in their favor. Helen Jones pro- duced a very pleasing spectacle to us by making three field goals in the last five mintues. Martha Haines also played a good game as forward. Anna YVolfe played her part well as a guard, and kept the score of the opposing P g Hfyf FACTA NON VERBA B. H. S. team from mounting to the skies. The most notable and pleasing charac- teristics of that game were the fine pass-work and cooperation of our girls. A very one-sided game was played between Burlington and Mount Holly High School girls, in which Burlington was very much out-classed. Rena Worth, the Captain and forward for Mount Holly, played a wonder- ful game. The score was 49 to 27, in favor of Mount Holly. The excitement ran high on Friday evening, February third, during the game between our girls and those of Paulsboro. Everyone agreed that it was the best game played thus far. The fine passwork and guarding of our girls is worthy of Commendation. Margaret Carter and Mildred VValton played a ine game as centers. At the end of the first half, the score was tie, 1 I-I 1. During the last half everyone worked hard, with a final result in the score of 27-24 in favor of Paulsboro. The game was well worth watching, and anyone who missed it should feel sorry for himself. As is characteristic of our school, the girls certainly came thru the last game with glory. The game was played against Bordentown, February 26. The manager of our finally successful basketball team was Betty Sholl. The score of the last game was 43-25. The girls put their fine system of cooperation to wonderful advantage. Those who featured as forwards were Martha Haines, Helen Jones and Doris Anthony. Haines made II field goals, and 5 out of 8 foul shots. Jones made 4 field goals, and Anthony made 3 field goals in about 3 min- utes. Anna Wolfe displayed her usual ability as guard. Walton, Carter, and Callery played a very exciting game as centers. Phillips, McKinley, and Lumadue played guard during part of the game. The game was very exciting and well played. The score was close until the last quarter, when our girls carried off the victory. We feel that next year's basketball team will be very successful, with the following as officers: Captain, Anna Wolfe, Manager, Mildred Wal- tony and Assistant Manager, Martha Haines. S!v?i.Q1Z?W.vf'9' ,R E m 5 4 'a H D- E D- .ez 5 e 2 3 ., Z 5. :. :. as I vf fn Q s.. Q L. ca Z E E. S 'S : I s: n E L. o Z E an E 'U 3 o I .: E' o -u : M sf' 5 ua .Q .E o I 1. :x 'E 1.. 4 L. 2 : : I :: u 0 .J bf -cx s 0 . 01.2 U.: G O E C 4: : ma Q .E- LE Ea. . N :1: E 2 1556 '03 Co N .13 we ES NB Io .I L. Bu? EE as In -4 u gi :U ui me 'H 3 O S ami' OD M Z 0 :Lu om I-U7 Q E I I-' ff 1 Page fifty-eight F ACTA NON VERBA B. H. S. TOP Row: Paul Austin, Wilson Barckley, Lawrence Hunt, Norman Regars, Norman Benckert, Howard Horn, Charles Perkins. BOTTOM ROW: Harry Newton, Harry Anthony, William Norcross, William Reeves, William Shull, Pancoast Smith, Walter Smith. BURLINGTON HIGH SCHOOL MEMBERS OF THE DE MOLAY The Burlington Chapter, Order of De Molay, was founded April 14, 1922. The Chapter is part of an International fraternity and has the distinction of being the oldest chapter in the State of New Jersey. Those in the above picture, together with four absentees, represent the members of the chapter attending High School. It is hoped that in a short time this organization will be a leading influence for good on the campus of Burlington High. FACTA NON VERBA Xji n Q' Ns -'fm Q - W- , I ue 'mfg ivy! 1.5 WE M25 D. '1 . UNEXPECTED wmn and EDITION pm., Vol. 142 ff. DUN-ROVlN', u. N. 1. my A. You Leave FRFSHMAN CLASS OF B. H. S. MAKES CONFESSION Never before in the history of crime, has the power of one's conscience been so clearly brought out as in the in- stance following. It is really remark- able how even the greatest criminals, under the terrible pangs of their con- science, come forth to the court of jus- tice. One bright, sunny morning in the middle of January, the peaceful procedure of our General Assembly was broken by our Principal, the presiding officer of this very grave gathering. Rising from her chair, she came for- ward, and looking straight at the bal- cony said, as only Miss Ditzell can say, Will the Freshmen who are talking please report at my oiiice immediately after this Assembly? Imagine the in- dignity of talking in such a solemn af- fair. Immediately there was a sound similar to the roar of distant thunder. All eyes turned toward the balcony and there stood the Freshmen, over a hun- dred in number, white as the walls in Mr. Smith's office. Their knees knock- ed together and their teeth chattered so that when the noise that they made was blended with the fire from the eyes of Miss Ditzell, the combination remind- ed one of the terrific thunder storms in the middle of September. After our principal retired to her seat and the poor Freshies were allowed to regain somewhat from their fright, the reper- toire was started again. But, I have told already more than necessary. Im- agine the surprise of Miss Ditzell When, upon returning to her odice, after the students had passed out of the hall, she beheld the entire Freshman Class at the door. ATTEMPTED SUICIDE While at the wonderful capitol city, some of the fellows paid their respects to the Keeper of the Zoo. They were all intently looking at the freaks housed there, when Alfred Maurer told them that he had a freak at home that would make the poor things in Washington look so normal that they would not even attract the attention of the school nurse. Of course everyone was inter- ested, -and all Wanted to see this ani- mal, which Alfred explained was a two- headed Jack. Upon the arrival at the Burlington station, the fellows wanted to go with Alfred to see the wonderful attraction. Alfred, being naturally kind hearted, took them to his Broad Street residence, and took them in the back- yard to a sort of barn. They entered, whereupon Alfred taking out a deck of cards, showed them the Jack of Hearts, which has two heads. It is to the splendid condition of his health, togeth- er With the remarkable skill of the doc- tors, that Alfred owes his life. He is recovering slowly. SPRING The first evidence of the matchless charms of Spring was unearthed on the morning of March 26th. To some it was the twenty-sixth day of March, in the year of our Lord One Thousand, Nine-Hundred-Twenty-Six. To others it was the beginning of another school day, but to the persons concerned in the following it was the morning after the night before. Some of the members of our altruis- tic faculty acquired the brilliant idea that the students should see, or rather hear, an opera. Only those who sit in Assembly two mornings a week are able to realize the great opportunity which this offered. The idea was not an ex- ceedingly expensive one and some of that inseparable clan called Seniors jumped at it. On this night before the morning after these young adventurers and ad- venturettes ll guess they werej started to see Tannhauser. Thinking it decadent to ride on the Standard Railroad of the World, a few of this merry group took the journey in Joe's car. Having parked the can in Camden, this aforesaid few, expertly headed for the ferry 11n- der their own steam iwhich in reality was nothing but hot airy. They crossed the Delaware with even fewer mishaps than Washington. Hurrah! They had at last arrived at the City of Brotherly Love, but hold, don't give those other two cheers just yet. Their troubles had just begun. When they arrived at 15th Street, they, like Columbus, tried to get to one direction by going in another. Still, like Columbus, they did not ar- rive at the place for which they set out. The hand of fate had taken them to the South instead of the North, and they arrived at Carpenter instead of Poplar. Realizing the seriousness of their plight, they abandoned the trolley and held a meeting under a street light. Phil Den- nis was elected a committee of one to inquire the direction. Phil got it and the group started again with renewed hope. It seems that Tommy Watson forgot her mission and led these harm- less students on a sight-seeing tour down the Boulevard. Because of con- flicting reports, we are unable to figure out what happened after. However, we THE DEBRIS 2 do know that they finally reached the Opera House. Needless to say, these young tourists enjoyed the rest which the Balcony seats offered. This is pro- bably the reason we hear so little about the Opera itself. Even the rest under the charms of Tannhauser did not take away this strange enchantment which overpowered them, for on the way home Bill rushed Frifle to the ferries on a 69th street car. Here again the reports conllict, but since this 26th day of March all of the members of the merry group have been accounted for, and we are glad to say that they are all doing well, physically, at least. MORAL: In the Spring, when young couples go to the big city for an even- ing's enjoyment, they should not depend on the stars for guidance. IN A SOCIAL WAY One of the outstanding events of the season was the very delightful party given by Miss Meta Jones, in celebration of the xxxxx anniversary of her birth. Meta holds a very high social position among the members of that famed so- ciety known as the Seniors. The party was given in the Cafeteria during the lunch hour, or to be exact, half-hour, of March the twenty-fifth. In the mid- dle of the table was a very beautiful cake, on which were xxxxx fno these are not Roman numeralsj candles. The guests included both friends and teach- ersg His Honor the Janitor was also present. Both the party and the cake were enjoyed by all present, PEDESTRIANS AGAIN SAFE Greatly grieved are the students of Burlington High School over the fact that Miss Metzger failed to pass the examination which would enable her to drive her newly purchased Buick. Some of the students think the cause was that she hadn't prepared her les- sons faithfully, day by day, and that she had been looking out of the window when the teacher was giving the in- structions, but she says that it was be- cause the man giving her the exam. was afraid of a little speed. She had the car going along wonderfully, but her ankle got tired holding her foot up so she rested it on the exhilarator. Naturally, with this increased weight the well broken-in Buick gathered speed, and the longer the ankle rested, the more speed was gathered. As the ex- aminer was not used to such a fast life as these New Yorkers lead, he simply reached down and put on the emergency brake. Whether the demand exceeded the supply at this particular instant or whether the purchasing power of the dollar dropped 17.39 per cent., we do not know, but we have heard that the next time our teacher of Economics takes an examination, she is going to lock her emergency brake. PERSONAL WANTED-The Athletic Association would greatly appreciate old worn-out bank accounts or second-hand check books. Kindly notify Edwin Lewis, Treas. NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS-The Get-it-if-You-can Lunch Room. Harry Anthony and Paul Austin, Props. NOTICE-I will pay no bills contract- ed by myself or otherwise, on or after any date. Doris Lawrence. WANTED-Would like to buy any old worn out jokebooks. Apply Ed- mund Goddard, Roebling. AFTER THE SHOW stop at Phil's Soda Fountain. I make a specialty of Marshmallow Sundaes a la Sugar string. Phil Dennis, Prop. WOULD LIKE TO BUY any old police badges or second-hand cap pistols, Ap- ply, Janitor High School. FOR SALEfAbout one hundred second-hand copies of Burke's Concilia- tion Speech. Have hardly been used. Apply English Department. FOR SALE-Old sneaks, second-hand basketball suits, etc. Or will trade for new subject for lecture. Athletic Di- rector. SALESMEN WANTEDfTo market new book. How New York is Run by C. M. Metzger. LOST-A black leather wallet be- longing to Jimmy Story, containing four rubber bands, two love notes signed B. K., pocket-comb, Gertie's belt, Betty's scarf, nine cents in cold cash, ticket for Harold Lloyd in the Fresh- man, picadilly collar, two pieces of butterscotch, Miss Matthews' compact, and a booklet entitled, l00 Ways to be More Foolish, by William Fromhagen. Otter says-Among my Lady Friends are: The hangman's daughter - she knows the ropes. The telephone operator-she has an awful line, always busy. The moroneshe thinks one plays poker with Saratoga chips. The woman who came to a make-up exam. with rouge and lipstick. That person who wanted to know if Italian flappers were called guinea hens. The patriot, who thought the Japan- ese national anthem was California, Here I Come. The egotist, who says- Who is the best looking girl in the room? And why am I? The liar, who thought that a false- hood was a wig. 3 THE DEBRIS OUR QUESTION BOX By MAY Q. HUFFY All personal questions given our spe- cial attention. Problems in manners and conduct. answered directly from VVelker's Little Blue Book. Dear May, I am in love with two very charming young ladies, and am at a loss to tell which one I love the better. Should I marry the blond or the brunette? WILLIAM REEVES. Dear Bill: My advice is No. MAY Q. HUFFY. Dear May, When entering a theatre, should I help my escort off with his coat? DORIS LAWRENCE. Dear Doris: This is very impolite. Fighting should never be encouraged in public buildings. MAY Q. HUFFY. Dear May, What will make me thin? ALBERT MacFARLAND. Dear Al, Being thick is something we all want to avoid. I would advise that you strap your shoulder blades and shave yourself down. MAY Q. HUFFY. Dear May, I have just seen Hamlet given in evening clothes, and have decided to modernize Burke's Speech on Concilia- tion. Have you any suggestions? HARRY L. ANTHONY, III. Dear Harry, The only suggestion that I can make is to have the teachers conciliate with the students, and for the Knighthood of the Garter substitute Red and Yellow ribbon for the Blue. MAY Q. HUFFY. Dear May, Will you settle a dispute for me? Is it right to keep the spoon in the cup while drinking coffee? AUGUSTINE MERLO. Dear Augustine, Q11 Yes. Q25 Yes, while drinking from the saucer, the spoon should be in the cup. MAY Q. HUFFY. Dear May, In sitting on a sofa, should I be on the right side? JOSEPH ADAMS. Dear Joe, If you want to sit on the sofa a sec- ond time you had better let the girl be right. MAY Q. HUFFY. EVENING CHAT After giving the required examina- tions in Physical Training, the Athletic Director gave the classes their regular Work. The lectures were enjoyed by all present. The Roebling Pinochle Club held its weekly meeting in the Matinee this Fri- day. Vice-President Evak was in the chair, owing to the conflicting engage- ment of the President, Nevin Rush. The announcement was made in As- sembly that several locker keys were in the Lost and Found Department this morning. Owing to the difficulty in heating the building this morning, Mr. Clawges was forced to remain in the School all night. ALPH ALPHA SAYS: Never run into debt,+not if you can find anything else to run into. If you kant have a hole loaf, take a hafe one, kuse a hafe one's better'n no rest a-tall. Laff every time you feel tickled, an' laff once in a wile enyhow. Whin you git to the end of your rope, lite a nother one. Make your hey wile the sun shines. Keep the moonshine so you won't dry out yourself. Mind your own buzness, but make it yore buzness to no sertan things. UNF AMILIAR FACTS A great variety of chemicals is used in the Chemistry Lab, during the school term. The time wasted in gym classes, if saved, would be sufiicient to collect ma- terial for 13 3-5 annuals similar to this one. If the iigure 1 were depressed every time a student called for a lost locker key it would take 9 months, 5 weeks, 3 days, 19 hours and 47 minutes for the top row of the adding machine in the office to become all 9's. If the hot air given off in the class rooms was combined with that given off by the heater, the Janitor would only have to shovel one-half as much coal. If the dirt swept out of the building in three years was placed on the foot- ball field, our players would not have to wear divers shoes. Miss Wyant- Use 'iniirm' in a sen- tence. Jack Doogan- John hit Jim, and now Jim's got it in-fer-m. THE DEBRIS 4 POETRY CORNER How doth the gentle laundress Search out the weakest points, And always scrape the buttons off At the most strategic points? ODD MENUS The orator eats tongue, I hear, The Sultan, turkey lunch, The undertaker drinks his bier, The pugilist his punch. The fisherman drinks Bass ale, The flea, tea made of hopsg The barber eats his hare fwith talej, The Woodman eats his chops, The acrobat, spring water drinks, The banquet man eats toast. Surveyors eat their stakes, methinks, And editors a roast! Shoemakers always eat fried soles, The printer pi and sweetsg The hungry actor eats his roles, Policemen eat their beats. Ten little Freshmen, in assemble lineg One started rough-house, then there Were nine. Nine little Freshmen, coming to school lateg One stopped for breakfast, then there were eight. Eight little Freshmen, lunching at llfoog Along came Mr. Smith, then there were seven. Seven little Freshmen, acting like Nicks , Footsteps in the hall, then there were six. Six little Freshmen visited a hiveg One got stung, and then there were five. Five little Freshmen, in a drug store, One drank a soda, then there were four. Four little Freshmen tried to climb a tree, One descended hurriedly, then there were three. Three little Freshmen watched a cow moo, One fell down her throat, then there were two. Two little Freshmen, having loads of fun: It was in the library, so then there was one. One little Freshman, sitting in the sung He got sun struck,then there were none! Life is real: Life is earnest. VVe should strive to do our best, And departing leave behind us, Notebooks that will help the rest. On the shores of Mentholatum, By the sparkling Pluto Waterg Lived the little Wrigley Chiclet: - Eversharp was Big Ben's daughter. She was loved by young Prince Albertg Son of Finchley and Victrola, Blessed with Gold Dust, like the Can- dlers Of the clan of Coca Cola. Past the Firestone strolled the lovers, Through the Shredded Wheat they wandered. ' 'Darling little Wax-sealed Chiclet,' Were the Fairy words of Albert, 'No Pyrene can quench the tire, Nor can Bayer still the heart-acheg Through all Goodyears I'll never tire Of my Saccharine Nabiscof If Henry raised Rice on Fred Akers would Margaret Cook it? She said she would and that she would neither ask a Boon fel, Nor-Cross others' Wills. One Day as she was walking along her foot began Aiken because she step- ped on a Burr, so she hobbled to the village with a Kane to purchase some Allen's foot-ease. As she came to the cross-Rhodes she met a Smith just Rushiingl from his shop, followed by a VViley intruder. His pursuer clutch- ed in his hand a Wheel-and struck the Smith with it. But just then a Hunter ran up and said, Lan'dis am awful. Margaret then proceeded to Cape- well to watch the sea. She saw a large Sholl and ship with Riggfingh. She forgot all about her foot, for when she arrived at the village she bought fig Newtonfsb instead. After walking through the Parkes she went home, only to meet the Wool- man, who had come to clip the sheep. Finally, when the Day was finished, she sat down to write the incidents in the next Page of her Brown diary. SCENES IN B. H. S. AS SEEN BY A SENIOR Sept. 8. Hail! Hail! here we are back again and all ready for workf?J. 11. Oh, dear! all my resolutions about studying are goneg at last Friday has come and no more studing until- 14. And now back to the grind for good. Oct. 12. Three cheers for Columbus, he deserves a lot of credit, he discovered America on Monday this year and we didn't have any school. 14. Upon investigating the rab- ble in Miss Welker's room, I was informed that the book reports were due. 20. Has America declared war, or is school going to close for 5 THE DEBRIS 21 26 29 Nov. 2. 3 5 10 Nov. 11 13 18 25 26 30 Dec. 5 7 8 9 11 17 a month? Neither, but the Seniors have sold their 125 Lyceum tickets and can't get over it. Nope, can't go out tonightg only have three tests tomor- row and mother needs me at home. To-day we see that the Bobbed Hair Brigade has won another recruit. Miss Sterner had submitted to the scissors. Had the Watson-Stabilator salesman been here to-day he could have done well. Our first reports! Turn about's fair play. The teachers had to go to school in Bordentown today, and we slept all the morning. The stampede at the office merely indicated that the Senior rings had arrived. 'For we are Jolly Good Fel- lows!' Senior-Junior Recep- tion. 'Nuff said. Have felt awful melancholy all day. Couldn't help think- ing of the poor bunnies, and not a boy in school, Another red-letter day4Ar- mistice Day. Well, now who ever heard of hoo-doos affecting B. H. S.? Although today is Friday the 13th, number 13 kicked the 13th point in a 13-0 game. Was all prepared to sleep in Assembly this morning, but M1'. Marple Lewis, of Mount Holly, came to speak on the Constitution. Snow to-day, but we know why. Joe VVojcik didn't an- nounce the football game. Our warriors went gallantly to Princeton and returned triumphantly. Score 0-0. Enthusiastic return after a holiday. Miss Ditzell had no an- nounceinents. Another surprising volunteer in the B-H-B. Miss Ditzell's tresses are shorn. Opera singers alighted at our doors and bore us up to the heights. Junior English Club enter- tained in Assembly, present- ing the Wonder Hat. Awfully hurried and very much abused over being forced to use the side doors. VVe petitioned for the use of the front ones, Friends don't mean a thing. Everyone's mad at the world in general-cause-Reports again. 23 Jan. 26-2 Feb. 10. 12 22 Mar. 1, 5 9 10 25 26 Apr. 5 7 12 May 3 11 17 21 24 28 June 10 11 15 Full of pep and anticipation for Christmas, we hold forth in the early P. M., presenting a darling play, XVhy the Chimes Rang. Pank plays Santy to the teachers. 8. Nice vacation, Oh yes Exams. The Freshmen have succeed- ed in attracting our atten- tion. In Assembly we have Freshmen Talent Day, Three cheers for Abie. Bring on three more for George. Tableaux of the old songs by the Glee Club. And great was the fall thereof. B. H. S. beaten out by Haddon Heights in the Basketball tournament. Score 23-22. Pictures taken. Boys come to school all ironed out. Gerty Troxell displays new coiffure 3.1161 wrecks noon hour, when many girls copy style. Meta celebrates her birthday in the Cafeteria. Some cake! It's snowing. No wonder, dignified Seniors didn't re- turn from yesterday's Opera until to-day. 'tAll aboard. We're off for the Big City, 85 strong. After many trials and tribu- lations we wend our way homeward. So here hath ended another wonderful vacation. VVash- ington pictures prevail, out- done only by yawns and stretches - Something's al- ways taking the joy out of life. Music VVeek. Three long Rahs for '26. Amid the tumult of thou- sands we won the Inter-class Track Meet, with the Fresh- men dragging 1'ight at our heels. Toy Band captivates all hearts in assembly, especially in their interpretation of the Charleston. County Oratorical Contest- Burlington second. Our last exams. begin, grunts and groans prevail. Oh! the suspense until Tuesday, when marks are dished out! Juniors entertain us at a darling party. They sure know their stuff! We arrive at Dun-rovin. Meet the Alumni! Fa1'ewell to thee, dear B. H. S! ! THE DEBRIS 6 ff-J,1::,' K df fo Y 'E Q 422-M ' ' M Qmgfrznng Jn ' ' W -5'-w 'd ' 3 F! hi N u, 9 I - ' I 1 Ill Q 2 - f ' F f X f k H315-GJ Gfmlunfcl rgdjf Xl 'Q -Wzo 'iS Ill? W ,151 r-yn Kmple-I ,gn ba ,o.v msn -- 'H ik rp:-M Q. 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