Buckeye Union High School - Falcon Yearbook (Buckeye, AZ)

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PROPHECIES I, Derek Broncy Couch, of dirry mind and virgin body, would like ro be a preacher, bur I will prob ably end up being a wino. I, Lorraine Dashner, of honesr mind and senior body, would like ro be a key puncher, bur I will probobly end up being a bank reller. MOST FUN TO BE WITH Wendy Fundhouser And Shannon Schulz ,gf l, Duron DeLaPena, of brillianr mind and beautiful body, would like ro be a rruck driver, bur I will probably end up being o welder. l, Vanessa Demby, of excellenr mind and medium sized body, would like ro be a rypisr, but I will probably end up being a housewife. l, Shari Two-nme Brace Face Drake, of genius mind and whara body, would like ro be o vererink arian, bur I will probably end up being rhe co- aurhor of Srephen King's new book 'iPer Cemerary Il ger ir!!! I, Ellen Dryer, of onekrrock mind and forbidden' body, would like ro be a rravel agenr, bur l will probably end up being a housewife. I, Doyle Emery, of sound mind and asrounding body, would like ro be a chef, bur I will probably end up being an inferior designer. l, Mohnda 'Wlo Emmons, af crazy mind and gor- geous body, would like ro be somerhing, but I will probably end up being norhing. I, Chris 'Evl Kenivel Espinoza, of sound mind and sexy body, would like ra be a millionaire, bur l will probably end up being a srunr car driver. l, Donald 'wmi Jr Forney, of lirrle or no mind and extremely rhin body, would like ro be o bum, bur I will probably end up being a millionaire. I, Cynrhia Forrner, of inrelligenr mind and average body, would like IO be a school teacher, bur I will probably end up working or B.J.'s Burger Joinr. l, Tobin Fryslnger, of warped mind and quesrion- able body would like ro be an engineer, bur I will probably end up being a mime or o home for rhe blind. I, Melke Fruechrenichr, of sporry mind and arhleric body, would like ro be a sporrs docror, but I will probably end up being a rimer. I, Wendy 'xwiiiy Pig Funkhouser, of crissecross mind and karare body, would like ro be a profes- sional car driver, bur I will probably end up being the Governor. I, Mlfe Garrson, of superior mind and oursranding body, would like ro be a race car driver, bur I will probably end up being a go-carr mechanic. l, Traci Cheara Gillorcl of going ape mind and banana-Glled body, would like ro be-a zoologisr, bur I will probably end up being a monkey. I, Jose Gonzalez, of brillianr mind and superb body, would like ro be a Navy fighrer pilar, buf I will probably end up being a bum all my life. I, Juclrh Gonzalez, of solemn mind and an okay body, would like ro be a doctor, bur I will probably end up being a bum. I, Jennifer Head Smack Gorham, of confused mind and confused body, would like ro be an inferior decoraror, bur I will probably end up being a maid. I, Donna Dee Dee Grapes, of inrelligenr mind and grear body, would like ro be o cosmerologisr, bur I will probably end up being o daorrro-door salesman. sf 7 A 3'9- AW ,xr ft 'Ll MOST WITTY Lynn Edwards And David Schnakenburg MOST KISSABLE David Lackey And Krisren Turner 21 1

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ELC! EE - .W X fi' .xi ii CUTEST COUPLE Sherry Johns Steve Boyd MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Christy Johns And Warren Weems I n I ' A I, Alma Acosra, of crozy mind and humble body, would like to be a lawyer, but I will probably end up being a Security Guard, I, Kimberly Burly Alexondetj of sound mind and solid body, would like to be Wonderwaman, but I will probably end up being Goldie lox, I, Dean Gus Anost, of outrageous mind and affectionate body, would like ro be Batman, but I will probably end up being Robin. I, Bernardo Bernie Arroyo, of sound mind and strong body, would like to be an astronaut, but I will probably end up being a former. I, Kim Scooby Austin, of quick mind and bruised body, would like to be a brain surgeon, but I will probably end up being o beach bum. I, Joe Dailey, of psychopathic mind and over worked body, would like to be a bum, but I will probably be a Congressman. I, Connie Batie, of insane mind and nor enough body, would like to be on actress, but I will prob- ably end up being a cashier. I, Tracy Bechtol of sane mind and perfect body, would like to be a veterinary assistant, but I will probably end up being a waitress, I, Jule Bigbey of fried mind and okay body, would like to be a travel agent, but I will probably end up working at Circle K. I, Drlon Blanchard of never mind and na body, would like to be nothing, but l will probably end up being something. I, Steve Btcept Doyd of demented mind and Mr. Universe body, would like to be a pilot, but I will probably end up being a dry-waller in Sun City. I, Peggy Bradburn, of federated mind and matching body, would Ilse to be a scientist, but I will probably end up being a housewife. l, Tyanna Ty Drown, of deranged mind and battered body, would like to be o lawyer, but I will probably end up being a lifeguard. S I, Wwe 'l-luck Drown, of wounded mind ond wonderful body, would like to be a football player, but I will probably end up being a basketball ploye er. l, Wncenr Whale Brungaroi: of blank mind and gnarled body, would like to be a soap carver, but I will probably end up being an overweight P.E. instructor. I, Kathy 'Judy Jersorf' Duttes, of gullible mind and ungullible body, would like to be a mortician, but I will probably end up being a has been. SENIOR I, Amy Burkett, of demented mind and stubby little body, would like to be a bum with o job, but I will probably end up being a bum at home. I, Don Burton, of criss-cross mind and half-starved body, would like to be o pro-bowler, but I will probably end up being a Taco Bell manager. I, Andrew Windy Carrilo, of vicious mind and skinny body, would like to be working, but I will probably end up being layedaff, I, Linda Charlez, of coffeineaddlcted mind and gorgeous body, would like to be a millionaire, but I will probably end up being a bum. MOST TALENTED Michelle Henrie Diego Hernandez I, Michele Poly Darton Colvlle, of wocked mind and underdeveloped body, would like to be a travel agent, but I will probably end up being a hosebeen. I, Cory Cooper, of twisted mind and welldefined body, would like to be a police officer, but I will probably end up being an army career mon. I

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Espinosa. Christopher Forney, Donald Fortner, Cynthia Franklin, Olivia Friesner, Douglas Frisinger. Tobin Fruechtenicht Meike Funkhouser Wendy Garrison, Michael Gienapp. Casey Gillard, Traci Gonzales, Jose Gonzalez, Judith Gonzalez, Sergio Gorham, Jennifer Grapes, Donna Grayson. Beatrice Gutshall. Christi Hall, Traci Hanna. Jacquili 22