Buckeye Union High School - Falcon Yearbook (Buckeye, AZ)

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DRA FAULCONER, have succeeded in bringing the old-fashioned hay burner to Neptune. They now stage a rootin-tootin', bronco-bustin' planet rodeo, every Sat- urday when Neptune's second moon 'is high in the sky. LINDA WILLIAMS, editor of the famous newspaper, The Comet, has iust com- pleted the publication of FERN THRASHER'S 4lst book of poems, Love, By the First Moon of Neptune. After breaking her seventeenth engagement, JEAN ELDER started the first lonely hearts on the planet Neptune. CAROL MCDONALD was found taking a morning dip in her diamond studded pool, which was filled with pink champagne ANDHMMget this girls she is well protected by the masculinelphysiques of her life guards, BOB HARGER and RICHARD REYNOLDS. Even now the space age hasn't elluded the magnetic personalities of those Western film stars, Lightning Draw STEVE BALES, Slim Hat HAROLD SANDERS, and Slippery JIM PIERCE. The Space Zoo owners, WAYNE SCHWEIKART and DAVID FRANCIS, are currently featuring the hideous one-eye, one-horn flying purple people eater. BRUCE NARRAMORE is now constructing those fabulous space homes which NANCY WYLIE has so cleverly designed. One of the most outstanding features found in this home is the Hide-a-way kitchen, created by DALE McCALL. You simply press a button to fold up the walls. The twelve blond headed children you see roaming around the planet are JUDY BRINCK'S. Her husband is presently flying a iet propelled rock-o-bus from Neptune to Venus. HAL BRIGGS is conducting the All-Planet Orchestra and is spotlighting the marvelous MARTY ACEDO on her cornet. YES, she is actually standing on her cornet juggling the famous line of paper plates from the JR. LAYTON Paper Ware. The mechanism of the time is the remarkable hair styling machine originated by LINDA JAMES, LIZ RIEFKOHL, and DELLA SCHULZ. This machine cuts hair, gives permanents, curls hair, and, yes, even colors it. BRENDA BARCLAY is still dragging the super-duper highways after hours in her supersonic brown Ford. HELEN GRIFFIN joins her at midnight. At 2 o'clock they can be seen at Hunter's Old, Old, Old, Fashioned Hotdog stand, owned and op- erated by ED HUNTER. The D. SMITH 8f D. TYREE Book Publishers are now turning out notarized Govern- ment books by the thousands, for those who want to improve their minds. Salesladies for the books are YVONNE POWERS and CLARA MARROW. And last, but not least, we have our Neptune Bubble Dancers, PAT RICHARDSON and BARBARA BRUCE. Their act consists of extraordinary tap dancing, while at the same time they blow bubbles from a bubble pipe. Well, there you are, those 1959 graduates out in space. But me, I will still continue to live by my lonesome, on the deserted planet Earth. I 23

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