Bryan High School - Zeta Cordia Yearbook (Bryan, OH)

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Mick Brothers Grocery The place to get What you Want When you Want It. The Marco Store Phone 134 N. Main St. Q-ro-ro-++0+o+++o+o4+o+ro+ooarovoooooo o4+vo+44+o+++++o+oo4r4o+ we Strayer E1CCtf1C Shop Realty CO. FoR THINGS ELECTRICAI. . FARM AND CITY REAL ESTATE North Side Square Phone 5133 Bm Ohm

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A Compliments of the Qfluto Electric Shop ON THIS SQUARE South Side Bryan Ohio Phone 430 Salter CE, Cole I lu II I 4-00-6 4-0-9 4-9+ 0-9 2 I 5 4 I Y I l WONDER WHO Wonder who, on Oct. 5, 1920. Carroll Combs and Charles Love- joy took to the show, and on the return home ran out of gasoline 7 Wonder who the spoiled baby is? Wonder if the History Class ever agrees with Mr. Baker '? VVonder if Kate Lantz ever sits still? Wonder who smashed a buggy and killed a horse at West Jeffer- son on Oct. 10th '? Wonder if Earl Dimler used a bread knife to shave his neck? Wonder if Mr. Baker is a Re- publican or Democrat? Wonder why Mr. Clark is so grouehy when he wears his Emzrn Sufi? lSunday Suitl. HARD SLEEPING MRS. VOLLMER- Conroy, how much time did you spend on your Caesar last l1l,Q'llt'?N Connor lstallingj- All night. Mics. VOLLMER- HOW'S that? CONROY- I slept on it. FANCY DANCERS MISS KRILL- Did you ever hear ol' the Shakers Y IVAN PERKINS-MI have heard of the 'Holy Rollersf but not the Shakers. ART BAILEY- Do you mean the Shimmy Shakers '? JI'ST A RECENT MURDER MISS KRILL- Could you tell me who killed Lincoln '? PAUL SHAFFER- NO, I've been away for a couple of weeks, and I haven't heard all the news yet.

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The Exclusive Jewelry Store IS ALWAYS OPEN TO VVELCOME YOU VVe carry the largest stock in Diamonds, Silverware, VVatches, Jewelry, etc. and Our Prices are always the fairest Fine Repairing a Specialty G. J. Schuck Phone 1903 209 S. Main rlillli lixczlifslyla .IIEXYISLIER 06 6-664 56966-6 V6 64666-6646-6 .yy 4-644 LIES I was not going over eight miles an hour. He was that long. Cannot be detected from the genuine. Best in town. It will not fade. I studied it but I don't under- stand it. I know, but I can't explain it. COOTIE ARITHMETIC They add to your troubles Subtract from you pleasures Divide your attention And multiply like H ,c,c.. . IGNORANCE LUELLA- Say, dad, Miss Roe don't know anything. FATHER- How's that? LUELLA- She held up a blank check and asked the class what it was, and what it was used for. ACUTE PAINS MISS KRILL- What was the Crisis and who was the author '? VELMA J.- Was it Painfeb '? The Eskimo sleeps in his bearskin. And he sleeps very well I am told Last night I slept in my bare skin. And I caught an awful Cold. I like these jokes, Because their morals a1'e so high. For just like a prohibitionist, Most of them are dry. -----:::::-' a..i Y Y