Brownmoor School - El Alacran Yearbook (Phoenix, AZ)

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z'm20azM47ewuwm,gmSamam.41956 I, SUE CARTER, hereby will to Lucille Sheppard my place f?J, and my moodiness to anyone who wants it. I, SUZY COLLINS, hereby will my patience to Jeannie Neifert, and my poodle lamp to Kay Inciso and Suzy Hughes. l, BETTE LYNN FORD, hereby will my short hair to Lynn Phillips, and my uncontrollable temper to Janet Heinaman. I, SONNIE HAYN, hereby will my favorite expression, Run for your lives to those who are still in running position. Kay, Joyce, and Lynn G. take note. I, SUZE HUNTER, hereby will my height to DoDo Feldes and I leave Malaguena to Bar- bara Kirtz. I, LINDA HUSSEY, hereby will to Kay Inciso the perpetual dollar sign in my eyes, and to Sallie Bell my favorite Nat King Cole record. I, LYNNE LaMURE, hereby will Myrtle to Sharlene Heath to keep her thinking about Leon, and to Arlene Antle, I will my do-it-yourself . , I, PEGGY LEIGH, hereby will pig and Neu to Sydney Morrison and my riding ability to Lynn Berman. I, ANN MAGOUN, will my knitted dice to Mike McVay, hoping that they will bring him continued luck. I, JANET MOFFETT, hereby will to Terri Ritter the Sunset Strip and its many memories, and to Gail Mitchell, the use of the music rooms for piano practice. I, SUE MORSE, hereby will my ability for staying out of trouble to Terri Ritter. I, CLAUDINE SHATTUCK, hereby will my Lola charms to Suze Dyke and my amusing iokes to Roger Freed. I, SYLVIA TOMLIN, hereby will La Cienega Park to Suzy Hughes. We, Huss, Syl, Suze, Pidge, and Sue hereby will the memories of: a fire hydrant, and two cars leaving a well-worn path around the U.S.O. to Terri-If she has a blue Cad- illac. We, the Senior S.N.A.'s, Dallas, Goonie, Sue, Huss, Peg, Pidge, and Sonnie, hereby will our elusive methods and profitable entrances and exits to our loyal Junior S.N.A.'s, We, the Seniors, leave Brownmoor-to U.

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I made a U turn - and headed southward for New Mexico - two of my old friends were there - and I thought I might as well kill two birds with one stone. fNot literally, though - I wasn't that anxious to rob them of life - even for Pete.J My first stop was Roswell, New Mexico, the home of Shad. Although she never succeeded in catching a mate , she has done quite well - for the dude. Shad has designed a pair of bow-legged iodhpurs, and although this doesn't sound too bad, these are extremely funny looking. You see, they consist of lust a frame. You complete the iodhpurs. CA sort of do-it-yourself kit.J Everywhere you go, you purchase S 8. H Green Stamps, and then you paste them on the frame. When you complete the outfit, the company gives you a horse to go with it. Nice if you can do it. Most of Shad's spare time is engaged in playing cards, and at this she is extremely lucky. She man- ages to walk away with the purse every time. lShe accomplishes this by aces - back to back.J Keep that green rolling in, Shad. I wish I could help you spend it. I made another U turn - and went north a few miles to Santa Fe where Dallas had made her home. Stop- ping momentarily over Penney's, I saw our Texas Rose modeling - and doing a very good job at her iob. Even a 52.98 housedress at Penney's looks good on Dallas, but I do wish that girl would lose a little weight and learn about color combinations. Dallas and her size-eighteen don't look so bad, but when you put colors on her like fushia and aqua, it looks ,pretty ghastly. I had to leave before I got sick - so away I sped. I was getting all mixed up on directions and my poor celestial cloudmobile was almost exhausted. I had to then go south to Panama, and the famous canal, where I'd heard Goonie had been hired. I didn't think she was planning to do work as a contractor, and l was right. As I circled above the canal, I saw Goonie sitting and patiently knitting reinforcement locks for the canal. Her needles were microscopic - because their knitting had to retain the water. Oh well - we all have head trouble once in a while, but she was getting a good amount for her tedious labor - I must admit. A penny a stitch is a considerable sum, especially wheri she had to fill up the whole canal. Bye, Bye, Goon! At the rate you're headed, I'II see you quite shortly. fPoor girl is cracking up.D I didn't have to turn around again, for this time I was headed for South America and Sue Carter. In Lima, Peru, among the Inca Indians, I discovered Sue. After six futile marriages - she had discovered a Latin Lover, and they were making their home in a huge mansion atop a green mountain. I wondered how my room had gotten along with her new hubby, but what met my eye was indeed sad. Sue's Latin lover had stopped lovin' his baby , and had left her. After six trips to Reno, Nevada, the territory seemed quite familiar, and I wondered if it was the home for divorcees that Iurd her, or other interests. After this trip to Reno - I think a nest will be made permanently for our Lovely One. Ithen came up the Pacific Coast to Los Angeles, my home town. I was so glad that Suzy Collins and Don were living there, for I wanted to see Hollywood, along with them. Suzy and Don had made up quite a good act - and they were showing at the Wilshire Ebel theater in L. A. It is a shooting exhibition, in which Don shoots a cigarette etc., out of poor Suzy's mouth, with his Smith and Wesson. Most of Suzy's spare time is spent in tak- ing her son Mark to the stock-car faces at Saugus, where she races -a black Ford, and usually walks away with the prize money. Got to hand it to that gal, she is really doing a good iob at marriage, except for a few minor fights over material things. For example, Suzy took a pot shot at their two-month-old baby because, as she said, He was too lazy to do the dishes. Well - do you blame her? Flying over Bel-Aire, I pondered over the home of Red Skelton and there found Sonnie permanently em- ployed. Every week Sonnie takes some of her red hair, to make a tooth brush for the famous redhead. In her spare time Sass scrubs off her freckles and Red uses them to seal his fan mail. Well, we all have to make a liv- ing the best we can. My poor little cloudmobile had plum pooped out, and the day was turning into night. I shot upward, on my homeward journey. I was to tired I never thought I would reach my celestial home. Hitching myself to a shoot- ing star, I was swept upward until I was placed in front of Pete's home. I rang the bell, and the pearly gates silently opened, admitting me to the kingdom of heaven. Pete rushed up to me, and threw his arms around me. Well? he said with a hopeful look. Did you bring me some new recruits? New recruits? I stammered. Oh, Pete, I forgot all about them. I went to earth and stopped off to see some of my old friends, and I completely forgot. Pete clenched his hands and his brow furrowed. Oh, Huss, why didn't you bring me someone - anyone, iust so I won't lose face. Pete sent me to my c wud and told me to wait for further notice. Trembling, I obeyed - complete submission is always the best policy! I was summoned before Pete once again - and Iwas told that I was placed on Heavenly Group No. 5, a :I I thought that I would pass out. As I tucked myself between two clouds, I thought that this indeed had been ar eventful day. Group No. 5 - and now I was confinezl to my cloud - until celestial ratings came out in two thousand years. I'Il never escape Brownmoor - even here in heaven - so perhaps I shouIdn't even try. I closed my 'yes, snuggled down - to dream about - Our Senior CIass. J. LINDA HUSSEY '56

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