Brooklyn College of Pharmacy - Pharmakon Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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.VWA Antz! 'O 4 e CLQ295 l:'l-IAIIUVQAWQQN W 91 1 I A 9,55 Saymgs from the Lips of Guys Rolling pills gather Iiycopodiumn. Good things come in small packages, so does HgCl2 . Paris Green kills two birds in the bush . ' Opportunity knocks once, so does the Pharmakonv. Paddle your own fraternity brother . All is not gold that glitters, neither do our marks. A diploma in the hand is worth ten in the oflice. The school of Experience offers but two grades-Up and Down 5 Hunking- ' Down and Out. Castor Oil is thicker than water. Don't judge a preparation by its color. 'I I Cast thy emulsion upon Doctor Morgan's desk and it shall return ere many days. Two wrongs do not make a right, nor two flves make a ten. Empty barrels make the most noises-so does Abe Marans, AS I LIKE IT I like to see the girls use rouge And powder, lipstick, too I like the scents of their perfumes It thrills me through and through. I like to see them eat ice-cream With cakes or even pie You see, I own the Pharmacy Where all these- things they buy. I Page 2 59 Q 1 QDCN- .KAIQX 7 QI-I L-Q54 '

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, G' A grfvvf A s 0? 4-QQ PHADLMAKON ESQ? 3092 Q 1 I A GOLD NUGGETS Some students in makin a m k V n . g ass ma e a mess at the same time. The art of mixing does not meanbutting in to your neighbor's affair.- We have all reason to believe that the doctors were the Hrst hieroglyphic writers. To mix girls with studies is to make the most. dangerous incompatibility. Druggists are like alcohol-most used and most abused. The eighth wonder of the world-how some drug-stores exist with cut-prices. . The best medicine dropper-the careless errand boy in a drug store. Even in Pharmacy, one has to be a good mixer. There IS. romance in Pharmacy-making love to the good-looking girls that step into the store. Ask the man who owns one-better not if you value life. Everyday, ln every way some druggists are getting bitter and bitter ruggists can give remedies for everything except cut-throat competition. Treating a customer right does not mean giving away articles gratis or'at a low price. A Selling stamps does not indicate stick-to-it-iveness. ' Disinterested druggists conduct what is more appropriately termed as a drudge- store. A . Customer- Will you please give me a good hair tonic? . . . Druggist- Sorry, but we do not give things away here. This IS no charity institution. ' . Customer- What is good for halitosis? , Druggist- Take an air-plane ride. This ought to take your breath away.' - Customer- How can I avoid falling hairs? Druggist- Step out of the way. Customer- May I renew the medicine? Druggist- No, this is our job. Customer- Do you- sell handkerchiefs? U j Druggist- Yes, how much will you blow in for one? ' iff h 5, '11 a headache? 1 1C3i11i1ig,ig?tii DV1Yug oliily Eelifedy this condition. However, a breath of hydro- cyanic acid will take the pain away Permanently-H This is the fate of Willie Maquire i Who ran down the street with his trousers .on fire He went to the doctor, and fainted with fright When the doctor told him, his end was in sight. Pa ge 261 Q nlff Aw , r '42,-A KW