Brooklyn College of Pharmacy - Pharmakon Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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s 6 I M 3 f'l5f3 Peeav-Mow Egan pw oe 41 r A 1 as gg Questions that were Left Out of the C Questionaire 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 DUE TO LACK OF SPACE What are your monthly expenditures for Cab Wednesday Matinees? ' Cbj Pop Strade's Black and White's? Ccj Straus's Hot Dogs? Are you acquainted with anyone who doesn't spend all of his allowance? Name four other peculiarities he possesses. lVhich part,-of the newspaper do you read? Check one. C D Sporting Page C D Help Wanted C D Sport Page C D Cross Word Puzzle C D Cartoons C D Sport Page VVhat do you understand by the term Anglo Saxon? C D A musical instrument - C D A member of the saturated hydrocarbons C D A synomym for a baritone. , Do you enjoy Organic Chemistry? Check One C 5 No C D No C D N0- Do you know what happened to the other 56-1002, in Ivory Soap. Do you as a general rule laugh at dumb jokes? , Have you laughed at these? What kind of vegetable is a policeman's' Beat? If I owed Dr. Anderson live dollars would I. O. Dean? CDineD ? When through with all answers deposit this questionaire in receptacles marked Keep Your City Clean . . I V v , ids l Page 255 Wa W KPQJ fffv c e