Brooklyn College of Pharmacy - Pharmakon Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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fzqh IVV X01 QC'-Q95 Pl-IACLIVIAKON Ei kg!-. 41 1 , Upon perceiving her, Peter exclaimed, 'Sonyashka,. you're all wet! So's your father-in-law's daughter, she answeredin disgust. Q Questioning brought the truth from his wife's lips. ' Q Oh, I'll get that evil-smel1ing-son-of-a-tea-drinkerV' yet, you'll see, he growled in a rage.- The next .day Sascha Petrovinovsky was found dead-the town folk took it for granted since Sascha did not deny it. th Peter and Sonya were brought before the tribunal. The- judge was questioning em. - Whosky Killskied that guysky? he interrogated in Russian. r - Peter cried. Sonya wept. The tears gushed forth like the Niagara Falls on a rainy day. V . Oh Petruschka! Oh Petruschkaln he cried, I cannot tell a lie, Sonya killed him! .. That was untrue for he himself was the murderer. ' Judge, I swear by the garbage my father collects, that he, Peter Ohovkesc- wotson .... Uch, ooh-! Sonya could not go on, her jaws were locked. The name did it. She fell in a swoon to the floor, confusion ensued. Peter escaped. Sonya was freed and sent' back to the garbage dumps and her father. Some say that Peter is still alive, living in America and trying to invent an odorless asafoetida for the smell always brings back haunting memories. are M l I 1 P Page 24 5 xi 'l - PEP

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'4P.e!-ivmem A i, 4 PMAQPWAKON 233-HQ H . y Q AQ gg The Inseperables A ONE ACT COMEDY CAs'r or CHARACTERS Dave Shotsky , ' ' Moe Shenker . . , B , Mrs- Zoe Shotsky - . Miss Z.,Feldberg Mrs. Siggie Shenker . , Miss S, Newman Martin Shwimer . . The one and only A blonde and brunette . , , , ????? Time-1932. Place-Brooklyn, New York. n Scene I-Dual home of the Shenker and Shotskys, now prominent pharmacists. Friday Evening-6 P.M. Scene II-Grand Ballroom of Hotel Penalpine at a Masquerade, Dinner and Dance celebrating the repeal of prohibition. Same Evening-11 P.M. Scene III-Same as Scene I. Late afternoon. p ' . SCENE I. CEnter Dave and Moe after a strenuous day at the store.D Dave-What a busy day we had. Moe-Yes, quite busy, I compounded two prescriptions and dished out 157 sodas. ' Dave-Don't tell Zoe of that blonde, who called me up and paid me such flowery compliments. Gosh, I wonder what she looks like. Moe-I wont if you keep mum and don't break a word to Siggie about that ' supposed to be pharmaceutical meeting. Pharmaceutical meeting, ha! hal. What a pretty meeting so accidental too. Too bad I couldn't take a good look at her and :- - Dave-Quiet, here they' both come. Cljlnter Zoe and Siggiejr Moe and Dave-Good evening fair ladies, is our supper ready yet? I Zoe-I don't know, call up the restaurant and find out. Siggie-We're stepping out to-night. I Moe and Dave-Why, where are you going. 1 U Siggie-Calm yourself dear, t'is only to a soror1ty meeting. Dave-Well Moe, we'll have a bite and go down to see the old gang once more in Fraternity Row. I CCurtain.D V I . A9 Q13 Page 247 :Up I g fA'2! .Qs - fe-E