Brooklyn College of Pharmacy - Pharmakon Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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1' DVD! FQ! I XGVN 757,55 C65 PHAQVWKON 5550 g? C-Q ti 4'Who is your daddy, little boy? Don't you know my daddy? His name is Mr. Shotsky. A hurried exit brings us to the street. A young lad in front of us drops two books. I run to them, pick them up and before returning them to the grateful owner perceived that the title of one is Purity as an aid to Marriage by Sam Nechamkin. The other is the latest text book on Pharmacy, I saw advertised in the trade publications. It is written by a former classmate, Max Baker. Stopping before a bank to purchase the next days paper from a newsboy, we notice the nameplate-Martin Shwimer-banking 'activitiesnhave place him to the fore again. Q An important item in this paper relates that Mr. Shenker is suing his wife for divorce, because she refuses to allow him to go out with a Mr. Shotsky three days a week. c5There is no love like the first love . The clock on the wall, striking the hour causes-the mummy to exclaim: 4'It yvon't be long nowlu The vision in the mummyis eyes became blank and suddenly emitted a brilliance that completely shocked me into insensibility. The keeper of the Museum found me and brought me back to my senses with the stimulating effects of smelling salts. I I gazed about me in bewilderment. There lay the dummy, cold and lifeless- .could it have beenirealn-I asked myself as I staggered out into the cool night air, Nor would I have to change my diet? , ' - . Questionnaire I p if D ' Section I Section 2 Section 3 ny Did most for C. P. I I. Buchalter A. Marans D. Tarlow' Did most for 1927 Morton Fein M. Kern D. Tarlow Best Athlete 1..4Fichman Beck P. Stein lil Best Speaker e1'a ,QlyIorton Fein M. Kern fp Zarkower Biggest All-a-Round Man Noe Cohen S. Kreitman H. Underweiser Best Money Collector Cohen C. Petrello NI. Shemin in D -. Buchalter Z. Pomeranz, D. Shotsky il I Most Active Meyer Fein Sidney Marcus Moe Shenker Most Dignified y . Austin A. Hucklenbroich H. Wolchuck l D. Tarlow 1 H Us - . Most Popular Most Modest ll A Best Natured Meyer Fein NI. Feldstein il Most likely to succeed M. Baker foe Cohen ! E J. Gordon S. Nechamkin A. Lefkowitz S. Levitsky M. Shenker B. Sporn NI. Shwimer Biggest Pest G. Forman A. Marans Houdini of B.C-.P Biggest Faker Hy. Cohen P. Nemser L. Weiner Il Biggest Liar Z. Braunstein M. Herberman L. Rosenberg ' Wittiest Meyer Fein L. Newman L. Selwyn Handsomest D. S. Goldstein Sidney Marcus foseph Zarkower Cutest Zoe Feldberg Pomeranz B. Weiner pl Purest. L. Fichman S. Nechamkin C. Sancetta Snappiest Dresser E. Freyer A. Nathan joseph Zarkower Woman Hater Morton Fein Mac Kern Dave Shotsky ll ' Best Student D. Cheris A. Lefkowitz I B. Sporn Romeo and Juliet' Dave and Zoe Mac and Ziggie MbShapiro and A . Prem sler ' Shiek D'Allessio R. Miller D. Shotskyy Laziest Student B. Ferber ' ' P. Nemser M. Shwimer 5. Snappiest Moustache D. S. Goldstein Sidney Marcus Max Rubin Qt Class Villian Di Blasi C. Petrello Salamone 4 4 ' Class Prornpter Ensemble Gang Sec, 3 p p Class Polltician -. Buchalter Mac Kern H. Underweiser .sy ' V Favorite Pastlme A Albee Metropolitan II3 A CFD il 1? I l lQ Page IQO A I . 5 I 12334 , w it g 2 l I A I . i l

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2.9 l..tthes and Gents . he cries. 'l'he linesti and very best circus you've ever seen.. l'or the hrst time we are presenting the only one of its kind, all at one time ' lxrettmctn the round'. i X e Gods, that tmdnertaking looking personage in the silk hat is no other than ,lee kohen. .-Xt last lns ambition is realized, he is a circus owner. Out' next step .takes us to the lVletropolitan Opera House. just before us, blocking our path. -is an immense bill board displaying proudly a poster upon which ts at ltle stze.portr:ut of our old friend and classmate Sid Marcus. It seems that he is the premier tenor ol the House, scheduled to appear in La Boheme as Ru- dolph ' The procession continues its uptown march. lfVhen near 41st Street thunder ts heard. lzvidently rain will be with us soon. Oh no! that isn't thunder at all. lt is Nleyer Fein himself. bellowing forth in thunderous volumes the fifteen well known. storm battered. viciously abused, breath taking stanzas of Gunga Din . The audience. consisting mainly of newsboys, starving artists of Greenwich Village, gentlemen of leisure. is becoming restless with every spasm of the poem fits effect is nothing but spasm after spasml. But Mr. Fein has confidence in the soap box upon which he stands-for it faithfully supports him, although the audience doesn't. Onward we go until at last the Grill of the Automat is reached. Service is difficult to obtain because every waiter is occupied. But not for long because Hy Cohen. conductor of the Grill Orchestra obtains a remote and private corner of the spacious and elaborately decorated dining room. The feature of the evening is a cornet solo by the Well known musician and composer of the school song, Harry S. Lichtman, student emeritus of the B. C. P. The evening at the Automat is concluded with overexcitement and indigestion. Once outside. Joe buys a paper and sure enough there is -an article on Aimee McPherson by her publicity man, Abe Marans. The article treats with the dis- advantages of crime and scandal and the joys of a reformer's existence. Why of all people. Phil Nemser in a stand on Broadway. Good little Phil- still with the same love for fruit that has impelled him to open a frankfurter stand. After discussion we all finally decided to ride down to Cooper Union where a lecture is to be delivered by one of the foremost professors in the country. ' l.'Ye buv tickets and hand them over to the doorman. There is something famil- iar about 'that person. It must be his diameter-yes-that's it! Henry Under- weiser-- still at his old job. How he loves to collect tickets! g We are admitted to the spacious assembly and are fortunate in obtaining front row seats. l U . u l Ladies and Gentlemen, my experience as Professor in English in the Uni- versity of ...... a D . . I , Sacre' nom de bologne, that's Mort Fem, our brilliant college Editor-in-Ch1ef! Now a professor of English! At last his ambition to hand out bunk without fear of contradiction has been realized. Ah! He speaks.. s'And now in conclusion, my friends, allow me to introduce one of the professors of mv teaching staff, Dr. Kern, who will speak to you on the 'Utter Fallacy of Matrimonial Ventures'.', , , The next speaker was another member of the Un1vers1ty Faculty-a lecture on 'cChemical reactions resulting from old rubber 1n. the manufacture of Chow Meinu. This talk delivered by Professor Cheris IS without exaggeration .a clean up so clean that not even a speck of dust can be found 1n the hall, at its termination. ,At the exit announcements of 3 prize fight are handed to us. It reads.: 4 Cy- amide Petrellio Welter Weight Champion of the World will defend his title against Tiger Shemin on the following Tuesday. We find ourselves at a basketball game: Versus is PlsYi1'18 againsff Versus- Everybody is cheering the Coach. whatna handsonf gentfman Fe 1s!H.Well, look who's here! Its our old friend Toots Plilcllm-an get t ere a ter a Who is this little boy running 'LOW-ard US- Page 189 03. - P C X' fe'JJ g ' -

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