Broken Bow High School - Warrior Yearbook (Broken Bow, NE)

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CLASS PRUPHECY We Swaml Szalami and Madame LaZanga recall the Past tell the Present and foresee the Future Cross our palms with silver P Thank youll The crystal ball grows hazy its interior vibrates vrolently Now it is beginning to clarify and we see yes we see the members of the class of 1956! Ranny Vamey big construction engineer is supervising the laying of a plank across Muddy Creek Bob Clay has been commissioned recently Admiral of the Custer County Atomic Submarine Fleet with Headquarters under the Ninth Avenue bridge Tom Erickson and Connie Underberg famous doctor and nurse team in the U S Army Medical Corp have just been ordered to set up a first aid station on the Moon At the auto races it s a close tie between Jim Lyddon driving a flashy Supersonic Six and Richard Lepant a souped up Belchfire Eight In the grandstand we see big o1l tycoon Floyd Spencer who runs the grease rack at the Bow O11 Sta't1on Dwain Gunther manager of the Berwyn Rams and Ron Ballenger King of the Cowboys who brought with him his famous horse Enamel At the Interplanet Airport managed by Carol Reed we find Ronnie Thomas pilot and Joe Mattox co pilot warming up therr space ship for a non stop flight on the B B B QBerwyn Broken Bowj Air Express best seller The Einstein Theory of Relativity in Comic Form English Professor Duane Myers has published hrs ftrst book which promises to be a hit w1th all poor spellers The Different Ways to Spell Cat Dr Joanne Rockwell has recently completed an extensive genetics research Her thesis Crossing Owls With Goats to Produce Hootinnanmes Mike Vamey has just patented his latest pharmaceut1cal discovery Pauline Pimple s Pretty Pink Pills for Pale People the Only Pink Pills Wrapped in Purple Paper Wrappers Elsie Applegarth and Lavon Uhlig have Just returned from a planetwide mlssionary tour We hear a faint sound in the background It is Lowell Baillie and his Space Telecasterl Let s turn it up Why it s Jim Carson and his Grey Goose Gulch Boys singing the Number One hit I Can t Get Out of My Space Ship Cause Some Dirty Martian Put Glue On the Seatcovers Now our crystal ball grves us a sneak preview of the outstanding cast Annette Chase Marilyn Thurman Judy Hicks and Marcene Eacker Oscar winners for their unsurpassed per formance in It s A Woman s World. In the literary field, John Dietz, outstanding teacher of science, has just published another

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ORVAL LEVERINGTON bequeath all the muscles I have acqurred from carryrng grocerres the Broadway Market to next year s football team. LILLIAN LEVERINGTON leave my books to the custodrans as a means of startrng a frre rn the furnac next year when the cold weather rolls around KAREN MCGAUGHEY wrll my long harr to anyone wrth the patrence to take care of rt JOHN MCINTOSH leave my Hercules physrque to John Bruce DWAIN MYERS wrll my face to Mount Rushmore knowrng that rt wrll then become a more popular srte JOANNE MYERS leave BBHS but my mam rnterest strll rema1ns rn the Senror Class of 1957 WE PHYLLIS MYERS and LAVON UHLIG leave our furnrshed apartment to Donna Estes Thrnk you can carry on wrthout us Donna? LEA ANN NELSON leave my seat rn the alto sectron rn chorr to Judy Gardner hoprng she wrll do all she can to keep rt the best sectron of all WANDA RAMSEY leave my Job at the telephone offrce to anyone wrth the patlence to hold down a Job of thrs type CAROL REED leave my quret drsposrtron to Tom Owen hoprng rt wrll take effect PATTY RIGGS wrll my many boy fnends from the sand h1lls to anyone who can wrn them JOANNE ROCKWELL wrll my abrlrty to cause undue excrtement rn chemrstry class to Nancy Strll Thrs IS one combrnatron I always got a Eg out of borlrng nrtroglycerrne wrth dynamrtel ll HARRY ROSEBERRY leave my herght to the basketball team to be evenly drstrrbuted among the members KENNY SEARS wrll my '15 foot car aerral to Ronnre Stewart rn hopes that rt works better on hrs brcycle than ll does on my car BONNIE SECOR wrll my abrlrty to go wrth out of town boys to Wanda Harrrs JOYCE SMITH wrll my Southern drawl to anyone who doesn t mrnd berng teased FLOYD SPENCER bequeath my curly locks to Jrm Lerbhart Take good care of them Jrm LOUIE STITHEM leave BBI-IS wrthout Gweeny much to my regret RONNIE THOMAS w1ll my abrlrty to chew bubble gum and play the bass horn at the same trme to Mr Jacob one who could never understand thrs feat MARILYN THURMAN wrll my bass clarrnet to some other wrndy character CONNIE UNDERBERG leave my abrlrty to resrst boys who are gorng steady to anyone who happens to come up agarnst thrs srtuatron MIKE VARNEY wrll my abrlrty to play the wrong notes at the wrong trme on my bass horn Don Nerdt RANNY VARNEY w1ll nothrng to anyone cause I m havrn too much fun DIXIE WARD leave Mr Sweenre wrth no one to embarrass MERRITT WINCHESTER wrll my abrlrty to draw to Joey Lowder Srgned thrs 23 day of May 1956 A Wheeler Barrow Notary Publrc Wrtnessed by Barbara Sevrlle Secretary by marcene and Judy Sf' Iv I. , . . . at I' , . . . . r, , ' . L , . - . . . I, ' s . . 1 L v . . , I' , . - . . , . . I' ' . . . . - n . . In 9 I H 9 H ' I, ' . . . I, , . . . . I' ' . . . . I' v . . . . to 1, , . ' ' . 44 ' . K gr It ,I f 4 . Q - LD x ' 0 I 0 ' -Y 'F' b To v

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Loure Strthem brave engrneer on the Flatwheel and Kerchoo Rarlroad made a two second stop savrng a scentless skunk owned by breeder Duane Taylor Bonme Secor Dorothy McCarthy and Mary Lee Baxter are head wartresses rn Prerre Gastronomrc Emporrum Uranrtunburgers Our Specralty Merrrtt Wrnchester rs advertrsrng hrs 20 000 acre tourrst resort as The Smgrng Hrlls Engrneer Kenneth Sears has wrrecl them for sound Mayor B1ll1e Drxon has rssued a proclamatron that all mrce be destroyed as soon as possrble It IS recommended that thrs be done wrth Bert Evans newest rnventron a mousetrap two cats and a broom Tune rn tomght to Capsmoke starrrng leadrng Smellyvrsron star John Macintosh QMommy Iwanna smell Capsmoke U A new breakfast cereal Crampres has been developed by Home Economrsts Joyce Brrgg Speakrng at the Secretarlal Conventron berng held on Juprter thrs week are Patty Rrggs Karen McGaughey and Kay Coffman From Boomrng Berwyn we see Joyce Davrdson Drxre Ward and Sharon Francrs workrng rn the new Superatomrc Market owned by Orvrlle Leverrngton The Myers Beauty Salon owned by Joanne and Phyllrs Myers IS usrng the latest method of crew cuttmg eyelashes developed by beauty operators Barbara Kelly Lea Ann Nelson and Dorothy Wrrght Starrrng at Vrrgrnra Eacker s and Lrllran Leverrngton s Ultramodem the theater Wllh no seatsfdesrgned by Wanda Ramseyj wrll be Wayne Wrllrams supermodern versron of Beowulf wrth Jerry Choffel as the modern Grendel Jack Connelly has opened the new Inter-planet Sports Club where Jerry Malone rs manager of the famous Mrghty Mrdgets the team that plays pool under the tables The crystal ball now shows us the new Out of thrs World resort MC d by Howard Ballenger and featurrng chanteuse Darlene Carpenter and dancers Peggy Brown and Delores Derman Ruby Grbson ambassadress from the North and Joyce Smrth ambassadress from the South are arbrtratrng to prevent another Crvrl War To date each has vetoed the other s proposals Now the Crystal Ball grows drm and thus ends the futurama by annette and marrlyn . , ' . . . ,S D H I I H A I SI Kathryn Kelly, and Marilyn Martin.