Broken Bow High School - Warrior Yearbook (Broken Bow, NE)

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BLESS PBUPHE!3Y Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is station TIYF, This Is Your Future, coming to you from 1970 on your radio dial. Today we are going to have a few guest celebrities on our program. First, here is our theme song, MEMORIES, written by Marilyn Anderson and recorded by that famous band of James Girardin's. By the way, we heard the other day that Kay Hud- son has joined his band and is playing the tuba. Nothing like good music. And now, before going on I'd like to remind all of you wonderful people out there in radioland to be sure to listen to your fine Collin radio, made by your own Bud Collicott. I Folks, here is our first guest celebrity of the day. It's none other than Reva Payne from RKO movie studios, currently starring in Prophecies Seldom Come True. Standing next to her is the first person who ever said hello on the televised phone, Virginia Borchers. Going on down the line we find that famous Democratic Senator, William Farri- tor, talking to that best dressed man of the South, Jim Markham. Listening in on this conversation is Helen Winbolt,who just made a famous speech on the seventh floor of the new Arrow Hotel, owned by Bobbie Pracht. Going into the next room we find one of the top scientists, Calvin Robinson, who just took over Einstein's old job. Sitting with him are two more geniuses, David Pracht, first rocket pilot to the moon, and Kenny Linville, the man who lit the fuse. It's a plane! Itis a bird! No, it's ace jet-pilot Neil Carroll, enroute from Broken Bow to Elaine Brassier's BOW INN. We now take you to Gary Zoerb's fabulous summer resort where our reporter will give you the run-down on the celebrities vacationing there. Hello, out there: First of all we see Pat Brown, the famous beautician, basking in the sun. Sitting across the pool is Gary Butterfie1d,who is relaxing from his tedious labor of operating a chain of 20,000,- 001 gas stations from here to Timbuctu. And just back from Timbuctu is Joan Ray who is working on the idea of cast iron pajamas for people who toss and turn in their sleep. Also, here is Virgil Branstiter, the cartoonist, who is searching for new ideas for his comic strip, Duck Tracy. And really packing 'em in the Parisian room is the comic team, Allan Schneringer and Sterling Troxel. Next week, arriving from Mars, will be Barbara Meston, world renowned opera star, accompanied by pianist Liberonny Wachter, busi- ness adviser Donna Millsap, and music arranger Hazel Trotter. They were very success- ful on this trip. Returning with them will be Martian good-will ambassadors Donna Hyatt, Darlene Mattox, and Marie Ritterbush.

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IELJISS LUILL I, BARBARA MESTON, bequeath my Marilyn Monroe Walk to Connie Underberg although she really doesn't need lt. I, DON MILLER, will my project of going steady l???J to Jlm Carson. I, DONNA MILLSAP, will my quiet, reserved manners to Roger Clark, who should be able to make good use of them. I, SHARON MOORE, leave my ability as drummer to Peggy. Be sure to learn to play paradlddles, howdy-doodles, and diddle-de-dums. I, ROBERTA MORRIS, leave my job as librarian to Lea Ann Nelson. Take good care of the books. I, NANCY OWEN, bequeath the dents in my car to the garage men so they can make more money. I, MARILYN PAR.R, leave my job as editor of The Indlan to anyone who likes to work. I, CLEO PATRICK, will all my school books to Emma Lou with the hope that she makes better use of them than I dld. I, REVA PAYNE, Will my ability to catch boys to Marie Land. I hope she is better at it than I Bm. I, LYLE PELTZER, leave my height and cowboy boots to Richard Jennings to follow ln the foot- steps of a great man. I, GALE ANN PENN, will my trombone to the custodial staff to pump out the holler-room when It becomes flooded. . I, BOB PRACHT, will my ability to sell men's clothing to Paul Eastman. I, JOAN RAY, will my ability to get along with little brothers to Kathryn Gunther. Oh! My ach- ing shins! I, MARIE RITTERBUSI-I, will my ability to rod around in Ford cars to Mabel CRubyJ Gibson. I, CALVIN ROBINSON, will my talkatlveness to Johnny McIntosh. A little will go a long way. I, KAREN RUSSELL, will my ability to go steady to Annette Chase. HOLD HIM DOWN! I, ALLAN SCHNERINGER, will my car to anyone who'd like to have it. The junk man won't take lt. I, ELLEN SMETS, leave my ability to wreck cars to Kathryn Kelly. Don't do it too often. L KAY STERLING, will my cute haircut to Arla Elchelberger. Poor Arla! I. JO ANNE STEWART, leave my spit-curls to Mary Brakeman. I hope she will use them. I, JANICE STORMS, leave my seat in government class to Lavon Uhlig. Keep it warm! I, DANNY STUCKER, leave a handful of football cleats to Louis Stithem. I, CAROL THOMAS, leave my technique of making love to Elaine Eggleston. Lesson No. 1 ls ln the mail. I, I-IAZEU TROTTER, leave my seat ln speech never to return. I, HEDY TROXEI1: will my love to get the car to Marcene Eacker. A horse is cheaper to run. I, STERLING TROXEL, will my quietness f????J to John Stevens. Silence ls Golden! I, CHARLES TRUESDELL, will my daily wad of gum to the Goodyear Tlre and Rubber Company for experiments' in creating a flat-proof tire. I, CHARLYN UHLIG, leave with one thought in mind. -Paul! I. RONNY WACHTER, leave my well-known whistle to Mike Varney to make him popular. Keep it in tune. L BILL WILCOX, will my one cylinder Briggs 8: Stratton autermoblle to Ronnie Thomas. I, HELEN WINBOLT, will my ability to go steady to Roberta Evans. Just leave Elwood alone! I, WALTER WOLFORD, leave my motioning ability to Nell Hudson. I guarantee you won't get caught whispering. I, KAREN WOODS, leave my pleasant smile to anyone who can use it. Remember, a smile will go a long long way. I, GARY ZOERB, leave with the memory of always being' the last one in the class role. WE, the undersigned .......................... and ................. .. ....... swear this Last Will and Testament of the Senior Class is the truth, the whole truth, and noth- ing but the truth, so help us, Mr. Cupl. Amen.

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BLESS PBIJPHEBY We now pause briefly for a commercial. On the show What's Your Life will be guest stars E. Alonzo Davis, author of the book Women and L. Leona Eastwood, author of the book Men.,' This program is directed by George Golden, produced by Charles Truesdell and Norval McCaslin, and sponsored by Walter Wolf0rd's WoofWoof dog food. Remember folks, if it's dog food with a personality you want, get Wolford's WoofWoof. Lucille Jensen, The Sandhills' Nightingale, is a featured attraction at Marjorie Jones's GOLDEN NUGGET CAFE. Now for some sports news. Be sure to tune in tonight to the wrestling matches starring the top women wrestlers Marilyn QTh'e Manglerj Haumont, JoAnne Uudoj Stewart, Carol fThe Crusherj Thomas, and Ellen fliuckyj Smets. In the men's matches, stars Don fDimplesj Daharsh, Lyle fLightningJ Peltzer, Dan QCannonballj Stucker, and Bill QT'he Yakj Wilcox will compete. Tomorrow in Indianapolis the ace drivers Larry Neutmnan, Dick McCarthy, Beryl Francis, and Robert Winbolt will' vie for top honors. After the race the winner will be honored at a banquet in Hedy Troxel's cafe. The steaks they will eat are from John Hastings's cattle, which have been grazing out on Don Milleris farm. And out on this farm Mary Govaerts and Marilyn Dainton are preparing the savory chow. Now let's listen to Lillian Leverington's hit record, 0n Top of Old Popocatepetlj' sung by the Stardust Trio: Roberta McMillan, Karen Russell, and Karen Woods. Two important messages just came in. First, Sharon Moore, famous woman de- tective of Drugnet, just solved the mystery of Nancy 0wen's stolen horse, Chigger. Second, Charlyn Uhlig, Janice Storms, Roberta Morris, and Imogene Chrisp just return- ed from a successful missionary journey to the moon. It's been wonderful being with you folks. We now sign off with the GOLDEN GOOFOFFS, Marilyn Parr, Cleo Patrick, Gale Ann Penn, and Kay Sterling, singing I'll Bet I'll See You In My Dreams. 3