Broadalbin High School - Kennyetto Kronicle Yearbook (Broadalbin, NY)

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Stanton Sabbattrs the brg hrngle and twofby four man has come down from the North Woods rn Howards Ford long enouvh to accompany Hazel Phrllrps the evangelrst on her tour of Afrrca La t Sunday she preached a very strrrrn sermon for the benefrt of drsabled lrons The hosprtal where she gave her speech rs rn charge of Andre Beletsky the Vetrnary Stanton stopped rn New N ork to see the srghts and that lrttle doctor on hrs w ay to meet Hazel but feelrng the competrtron too great he heard hrs duty callrng He was qurte a sensatron on Broadway dodg mg taxrs and hydrants rn Howard s Ford dressed rn hrs I0 gallon hat red plard shrrt and hrgh topped boots Ha7el rs constantly changrng her corffeur now she copres rt after the Fully Wuzlys Hazel has made her campargn song Stanton on the Promrs Plhe female lrons are o fascrnated by Andy that they are constantly tryrng to commrt surcrde but he aves them all Andy has always taken a great rnterest rn potato bu s and butterflres Hes sure they have teeth because one brt hrm about a week ago Now rf they had been lady bugs rt would have been drfferent Howard Werderman suffered a thumb fracture recerved rn an accrdent on the Varl Mrlls road The accrdent occured when Howard turned hrs Varl Mrlls to Broadalbm bus off the road rn order to avord lrrttrng a caterprllar He nevertheless arrrved on chedule Good old rr ht on the dot Howdy' H rs also kept bu y landscaprnv rn Plattsburgh and teachrng Sophra to drrve Mr and Mrs Howard Eaton have opened a new general store at 55 l'hrrd Avenue Gloversvrlle It rs ard they wrll specralrze rn Eaton rmplerrents Harold has been dom some fancy prtchrng as a srde lrne Last week he ortched a whole game wrth two broken arms It drdnt bother Harold rn the least as there rs no connectron between hrs head and hrs hands A new Latrn extermrnator has been rnvented by the rrsrng young screrrtrst Schuyler Lathers whrch wrll save the future puprl many hours of worry dur rng exams as to whether Caesar crossed the Rubicon rn a yacht or a motor boat Schuyler thinks rt s the Mr srssrppr he crossed He has been offered I0 000 a week to croon Moonlrght and Roses over th radro for the Amerrcan Lan Company He has also rnvented a lrttle rnslrument for absent mrnded professors to be worn on the ears Frrst rt whrspers then rt shouts At least rt rs upposed to get teachers to class on trme Sr ter Swears the new Phy rcal Drrector of her dear frrend Elrzabeth Barlett the proprretor of that very fashronable place nlhe Lrttle Reducing Shop Around the Corner Whrle attendrng the the horse races Lrzzy was seen to jump gallantly over the fence and onto the race track to revrve a horse wrth fallen arches by massage Whrle she was gone Srster notrcrnv a susprcrous lookrng character runnrng away wrth Lrbby s pocket book tackled hrm prompt ly on the spot He was ard to be rn a very serrous ccndrtron last nrght and Mrss Swears may be taken for man slaughter but wrth her newly acqurred lrne we feel sure she can vamp the Jury Mrss Swears rs rn a very worrred corrdrtron Lrzzy nearly had hys lerrcs when she found to her great amazement that her horse had won and she actually lost four pounds Sr ned CEE AND WHIZ CRLTH CORNELL and MArzc,rzr.TTA LUFF 353 GLOVERSVII LE BUSINESS SCHOOL The U B S Qrves a fhoro :gh course rn Busrness Admrnrstratron and Secretarral Trarnrng wlerch would be frne to round out your Hrgh School educatron Send for Catalog 8 IO East Fulton St Gloversvrlle N Y I 21 1 . S . V - . g . . . ' y Q. , 1 g . . , . S Y . . U . D n , v . . , v. . - . . . , . M . . , U 1 Y . . Y - .S . . . K S '- ' ' ' I - V ll ' U! Y 9 , ' e . , - . s ., - . . . es . 5 . . . . . .Q S. . s . ' Broadalbrn's exclusrve school for weaklrngs rs vrsrtrng I 1 . ll ' ' ' t 9 Y . . V . , . g . . D . . M , - . . . I - A , H Q . . . . , , . c 5 4 fg - - - v V ' E , , .L . , S . O . . - A ,. . . Q r , l s J , l - . Q , - -

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PRQPHECY rlhe famous artrst Sonya Srrotrck who rs now exhrbrtrng her newest parntrng Snow Fallrng rn a Fog at the Aquarrum was seen takrng her mornrnv stroll on Second Avenue dressed rn the latest style Clt rs also hrnted she de rgns her own clothes She wore hrgh heeled opera pumps a purple hat perched lrke a lrttle wart over her rrght eye prnk ensemble and a large blue shopprng bag to hold her corn plasters She was also seen at the opera last Frrdav attrred rn hob narled boots and shorts wrth rmmre Durante s double Ernre Krssrnger the new Democratrc Presrdent Carol Fraker attended a banquet at Prnkneyvrlle for the farmers of Fulton County grven by Art Frank the head of the Farm Forum Carol rs so busy wrth her new dutres that she doesnt frnd trme for her favorrte sport that strenuous game of trddly wrnks On her way up she revrewed the S10 000 000 000 Heet of armored cars which shoot frre crackers Art rs breedrng a new chrcken whrch wrll lay eggs and grve Mrlk of Mag nesra He has another breed to whrch he grves crder and they produce egg nog Carol presented hrm wrth the honorable duty of establrshrnv a code for the undernourrshed farmers Mr and Mrs Lee Wa hburn nee Geneva Whrte were seen at the premrere to P Harrrette An der on s new prcture Srrens At Mrdnrght It rs whrspered too that Paulrne rs to be marrred to the ltalran Ambassador to Herzogovrna After years of happrly wedded blrss Geneva and Lee have de crded to go on therr honeymoon on the Nrght Lrne down the Hudson A most peculrar rncrdent happened one day when Geneva landed her arrplane on one of Lee s Helds Lee tarted to bawl her out for muss mf' up hrs corn lmagrne hrs embarassment to find rt was hrs wrfe Geneva rs strll srzzlrng Paulrnes marrrave rs predrcted to be the most magnrhcent affarr of thrs season wrth the elrte of Harlem and Chrnatown attcndrng She met hrm at the Annual scratch of the Cootre Club Hes been scratchrng after her ever srnce What rs the future for those two rrsrng young doctors namely Dr G S lxross and the brarn and false teeth specralrst Dr Elma U Frnch3 lhey I 20 have been Hrttrng about together lately here and there and rt looks as rf therr busrnesses are to be consolr dated Elma rs preparrng for her new enterprrse by learnrnv to make Hot Kross Bunns and Krrss-Kross Pres George rs trarnrng Bull Frnchs flhey re brrds by the way Elma rs havrng an awful trme tryrng to hnd room for her combs and darly boxes of Lux rn her new down 'own offrce George finds relref at the end of each day by smokrng rn the borler room of hrs offrce burldrng durrng Drcks fthe Janrtors frequent absences and breakrng windows rn the Em prre State Burldrng After years of practrce hes very good at rt Congressman Seward rs approprratrn a new meas ure to get more money to be used rn buymg lemon squeezers for Norma Phrllrps Home for Orphaned Boys named Brll Marranne rs more commonly known as The Wrld Congress Woman from New York She rs now wrrtrng a brography of her sweet rmple lrrsh lrfe My Bones See Bonsey the Future Norma rs havrng qurte a trme trylng to keep her krds off the fences where there are srgns Post No Brlls Norma s latest rs Tony the Boot Black He rnt much only 3' feet rn herght wrth a four foot mustache but never the less he has Norma s only requrrement manners And too he saves her a lot of expense by spendrng hrs evenrngs blackenrnff the orphans shoes Irene Skaprk the head of the Skaprk 5 81 I0 s rs vrsrtrng Thelma MacVean on her farm for over grown worms rn France One wouldnt know Irene now She has wasted away to a measley 150 lbs She has at last suceeded rn gettrng eye brows to look lrke the Brooklyn Brrdge She has practrsed Farren DeNures grggle untrl now she rs even changed rn that respect It rs rumored that she bought four new yachts a camel and a tooth brush lhelma rs con stantly searchrng for new specrmens of worms After addrng a few members of the Class of 34 she retrred to a Nrght Club to look for her favorrte grgolo She rs so enthusrastrc about her vocatron that they have made her head of the socretv for the prewentron of cruelty to hsh worms ll ll l I s s . . . . . H . . . . . . . ,, - . . . . . v , , . D . L Q c ' n. . s .D . - - . Y . Q . V D . . . , . 1 'I Y u , . . . . . . 1 ' 9 . - , , l . . . . . , 9 Q . , , . . 1 1 . . . U - I as g - 4 I . , ' ' 1 ll . L . , . Q, . 1 , Q , ll .' . . - ' , . 1 4 I . . Ll s , Q l . ,, .... . . ' ' ' Sl Q 3 ' ii 9 ' D . , . . , . . . 5 1 A ' . . S , 1 . . . , ' a - ' ' , . H . . . ,, . 1 - s , Q q . . . . c , . . . . . - 3 . , , a . . . , , s v Y . . . I y , Y 7 3 . r V I 7 . . . S ' ' - o ' A . . V . . .... . , 1 n . I U C ' Q L ., , ' . . ' a l . Y ' ' ' . , - D . . , . . Y .

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SALUTATORY It was the rmmortal Shakespeare who wrote that the menace to SOClEly and enemy of all crvlllzatlon All the world s a stage And all the men and women merely players They have thexr exlts and thelr entrances And so tomght we make our tearful exrt from this seat of learnmg and our hopeful entrance into the school of lrfe And while we play our one allotted hour upon the stage to me has been glven the honor of welcoming you to share wlth us our last publrc appearance For we feel that you all belong here It rs through your encouragement and assistance that we have anved where we are you the Board of Educatlon the Faculty our parents friends and fellow students and we cannot find adequate expres sron of our appreclatlon God wove a web of lovelmess Of clouds and stars and brrds But made not anythmg at all So beautiful as words t s wlth these words that I shall have to at tempt to welcome you and to express our gratltude for your presence and kmd Interest This evenlng our drsturbmg that lt would be drffrcult to glve proper ut terance to our thoughts That rs why I should find lt almost lmPOSSlblC to greet you with half the fervor with which your attendance fllls us I hnd that I have no words which could be expresslve of our emotlons at havmg you wrth us on thus occasion S the only beauty rn the words whrch we address to you tonight must he rn our srmpllcrty and smcerlty of purpose Perhaps we shall make mlstakes and fall to speak as eloquently as we should wish but we shall stnve to do our very best and to wrtness these endeavors we bud you a most heartfelt welcome Mlss SONYA T SIROTICK CRIME AND CRIMINALS loday there rs a great problem which occupies the mmds of the Amerlcan people and demands to be solved a problem which IQ vltal momentous and very expensive lt IS a welghty matter which an nually costs us approxlmately thirteen brllron dollars and countless hundreds of lrves It IS concerned w1th I 22 crrme and crrmlnals Crime IS the name by which an offense agamst establrshed law rs called It may be an omlsslon of a duty commanded or the commlsslon of an act forbidden by publrc statute and rs punlshable by law lhe crrmmal rs the mdlvldual who rs gurlty of such an act Causes of Crrme Crlmmologrsts cannot seem to agree on any one factor as the cause of crrme Many clalm that there has been a great cnme wave ever slnce and because of the World War and Prohrbrtron But the law lessness which rs sweeping the country can hardly be considered a sudden wave lt rs on the contrary a trde of wrongdomg whlch has been rrslng steadily for years Scarcely anyone wlll deny that environment and heredity are decrsrve factors m determlnmg the lndl vxduals conduct and character Many traits are transmissible from one generatlon to another but cnm mal tendencres are very seldom lf ever hereditary Envrronment on the other hand seems to play a large part rn the makmg or breaklng of a man Bad home and commumty lrfe are ln a large measure responsrble for a man s deterroratlon Chll dren whose parents have been unable to correct hablts of defiance and drsobedlence at home seldom pay attentlon to any law Others have never been taught nght from wrong The slums rn the large crtles are one great source of crrme One of the problems we flnd here rs the large famllles Often the father does not support hrs dependents because of unemployment low wages or drmlung and gamblmg Driven by dare want and hunger the chrldren are prompted to steal Even rf they lack the courage to do this on thexr own lnltra trve they may fall an easy prey to the gangs where they become the tools of vlcrous mmds and soon flnd rt rmpos rble to abandon thelr llfe of crrme Here too because of the crowded condrtrons every man has easy access to his nelghbor s property lhe vnctrm of the robbery wxll not remain unavenged and funds taklnv matters m hrs own hands preferable to xsartmg for the slow moving and meffectrve wheels of Justrce to tum 1 . . . , . U ' ' U ' - , - . 2 a 1 . 3 . I U . .. . . . . .- ' . , . I 1 - . . . ' . . , . . . . . , , i feelings, are so intense and varied, so profound and , ' , , ' ' . , . . . o Q I l , . . . . . ' 0 , . I I . U Q ' ' ca v 1 ' . '