Broadalbin High School - Kennyetto Kronicle Yearbook (Broadalbin, NY)

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To Kenneth Werss we leave Art l-rank s succes rn comrc roles by Just actmg natural The huge success of Norma Phrlllps rn entertam mg the boys we leave to Gene Haff We leave Elma Fmch s abrlrty to keep her hair combed to Katherrne VanBuren We leave Kathleen Swears bottle of Kruschen salts to Ruth Cornell To Erme Klssmger we leave a new motorcycle whose unerrmg and almost human rnstmct wlll enable hrm to detect and trace and lovermg among erther umors or Seniors fo Elmor Cooper and Dorcas Crapo we leave and her rrl frrend ln George Whtte s Scandals To Harold Krbler we leave Stanton Sabattls motor boat when he gets rt pard for so that he may enjoy many huntmg and fi hmg trlps wrth lt ln the far north We leave to Sally Young when on the Wash mgton trrp the pnvrlege of bemg escorted to movles m New York as well as Hazel Phlllrps was To Helen Shrvka we leave the prnvrlege of bemg voted the norslest gurl rn the Freshman Class when that class gets to be the Semor Class We leave to Elwood Eaton the combmed srngrng talent of the whole Senior Class wrth the hope that B H S the next two years IN WITNESS IVHERFOF We have set our hand and seal on thrs twenty fifth day of une rn the year of our Lord nmeteen hundred and thrrty four l HE SENIOR CLASS We whoe names are hereunto subscrlbed d certrfy that on the twenty fifth of une I934 we declare thls rnstrument to be the Last Will and Testa ment of the Class of 1934 and srgn our names thereto as wrtnesses to the execution thereof which we hereby do rn the presence of each other on the date of Sald W1 Signed ELMA FINCH NORMA PHILLIPS KATHLEEN SWEARS Class Song lune lhe Orange and Black fprmceton Words By ELIZABETH BARTLETT and HAZLL PH11.1.1Ps Oh we are happy Semors Great battles we have won We ve fmrshed wrth exams, And now we'll have some fun, We haven't any worrres, Our cares have taken flight, For Bucky stands defender Of our colors--red and whrte We thanlt Professor Perkins lhe faculty and friends I-or all the help they ve grven, lherr lcmdness knows no end We have had good trmes together, Ahead are many more, For Bucky stands defender Of the class of thrrty four U91 . 1 v 4 , S ' I u . ' . . . . - . . S . . . . . in Florence ,lew'ell's scandals, the roles of Alice Faye he may use it to his own advantage and to that of g. . . g , . . . s ' . 1 .U - J , . . ' s ' , o ' . ' - ,l . , , All. k - V: .., - .. . J

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Class Wlll We the Semor Class of Broadalbln Hugh School County of Fulton State of New Work having at least the appearance of sound mrnds and bodles do hereby publrsh manufacture and declare thls to be our Last Wrll and Testament In the manner followrng that rs to say FIRST We glve devrse and bequeath to our trusty faculty our smcere thanks and apprecratron for the terrlfrc pams they have taken to educate us SECOND To lVlr Perltlns our prrncrpal we leave our smcere good wrshes for many happy days In the future at Broadalbrn H1 h School THIRD To MISS Hager we leave a hot water bottle to keep her new Chevvre well protected from the severe Broadalbxn wmters FOURTH To lVl1ss Wrnne we leave Mrss Hager s abllrty to advise a Senror Class and the hope that lt may prove to be as model a class as ours was FIFTH To MISS Fortmrller It seems to us that we ought to leave a new rar so that she wont have to borrow her father s when she wants to go rrdmg all over the country SIXTH To lVl1ss Jewell we leave a large srze bottle of tonlc so that she wrll not have to be absent from school so much next year SEVENTH To Mrss Suns we leave the book en titled Phrases for all Occasrons so 'hat she wlll learn some new ones to takethe place of After today I am dlsclarmmg all responslbllrty and This IS the most fascmatrng book l have ever rea EIGHTH l-o lVlr Strllman we grve a warmrng pan' wrth whrch to warm hrs feet when he flles marrrage Intentlon We leave hrm best wrshe for a happily mamed lrfe XIINTH To Mr Bartlett and Mr Burr we leave a mechanical man so that they wrll have more lelsure trme to spend In the offxce or boller room TENTH Pl o the classes who have associated w1tl1 us we leave our wonderful example as a modern class May they Imrtate but never equal ELEVENTH To the .lumor Class we grve and be queath all the tears shed In the exams and all the wrong answers set down In moments of weakness l-WELFTH l'o the Sophomores who are soon to become unrors we bequeath and devrse all our stuprdlty and facrlrty for blundermv at the slmplest tasks also the beautrful ease wrth whlch we forget set asrde and bamsh forever the drffrcult ones THIRTEENTH Fl o the Freshmen we leave the prlv I ege of making up after school that may remam for chewmg any of the other misdemeanors mltted We also make the followmg To oyce Frank we leave worthy presrclent Sonya Slrotlck We leave George Kross abrlrty to pass exams without studylng to Bob lqrevett We bequeath to Allen Stewart the wlde notoriety of Harold Eaton as a baseball player To next year s Chemistry class we leave Paullne Anderson s lab apron They wrll be able to make enough aprons for the whole class out of It To Lllllan effords we leave Elizabeth Bart lett s abrllty to boss any mmutes of ours gum whlsperlng or we may have com mlnor bequests the LINE of our To Grace Meaney we leave Marlanne Seward s carton of chewmg gum to exercxse her perpetual motion Jaws when there IS nothlng to talk about She wall probably never have to use lt We leave lrene Skaprk s grggle to Evelyn Balrd To Margretta luff we leave a llfe slze statue of Ph llrps Holmes that she may cease her long search for a perfect blonde Flo Dorothy Dorman we leave Carol Frakers talkatrveness To Leon Phrllrps we leave Howard Welder man s Ford seelng that Leon thinks a Ford the best car on the market We leave Geneva Whrte s prrvllege of havmg a prrvate car come for her at noon to Mary Marne and Dorothy Nloran We leave Schuyler Lathers southern accent to Lewrs Baldwin so that If he has to mqurre hrs way around Washrngton when he gets lost he wrll be able to make the people there un erstand hlm We leave to Rogers launch Andre Beletskys abrllty to be well dressed for any occaslon l3l o , l , . , , . . v . , t . , . . , O ! - 1 U O I ' . . , ' . , , l U . . , , . U D - J , . , . , . . , .. , . . . , . . - , . , . . - . ... ., . - . , . . , . . . . . . . . 1 I - . ' - Y . c , . . .. . ,, . . , . . ,, . . 4 ! . . . . .. ,, . . ' 1 ,, . . . . dm 4 I . . . . , . , s. s . , . . . I . . . , . , , - . . , . , f V V Y- Y' ' ' v V' . . . . ' , - , A , . - . - , v y v . y ' . V '

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PRQPHECY rlhe famous artrst Sonya Srrotrck who rs now exhrbrtrng her newest parntrng Snow Fallrng rn a Fog at the Aquarrum was seen takrng her mornrnv stroll on Second Avenue dressed rn the latest style Clt rs also hrnted she de rgns her own clothes She wore hrgh heeled opera pumps a purple hat perched lrke a lrttle wart over her rrght eye prnk ensemble and a large blue shopprng bag to hold her corn plasters She was also seen at the opera last Frrdav attrred rn hob narled boots and shorts wrth rmmre Durante s double Ernre Krssrnger the new Democratrc Presrdent Carol Fraker attended a banquet at Prnkneyvrlle for the farmers of Fulton County grven by Art Frank the head of the Farm Forum Carol rs so busy wrth her new dutres that she doesnt frnd trme for her favorrte sport that strenuous game of trddly wrnks On her way up she revrewed the S10 000 000 000 Heet of armored cars which shoot frre crackers Art rs breedrng a new chrcken whrch wrll lay eggs and grve Mrlk of Mag nesra He has another breed to whrch he grves crder and they produce egg nog Carol presented hrm wrth the honorable duty of establrshrnv a code for the undernourrshed farmers Mr and Mrs Lee Wa hburn nee Geneva Whrte were seen at the premrere to P Harrrette An der on s new prcture Srrens At Mrdnrght It rs whrspered too that Paulrne rs to be marrred to the ltalran Ambassador to Herzogovrna After years of happrly wedded blrss Geneva and Lee have de crded to go on therr honeymoon on the Nrght Lrne down the Hudson A most peculrar rncrdent happened one day when Geneva landed her arrplane on one of Lee s Helds Lee tarted to bawl her out for muss mf' up hrs corn lmagrne hrs embarassment to find rt was hrs wrfe Geneva rs strll srzzlrng Paulrnes marrrave rs predrcted to be the most magnrhcent affarr of thrs season wrth the elrte of Harlem and Chrnatown attcndrng She met hrm at the Annual scratch of the Cootre Club Hes been scratchrng after her ever srnce What rs the future for those two rrsrng young doctors namely Dr G S lxross and the brarn and false teeth specralrst Dr Elma U Frnch3 lhey I 20 have been Hrttrng about together lately here and there and rt looks as rf therr busrnesses are to be consolr dated Elma rs preparrng for her new enterprrse by learnrnv to make Hot Kross Bunns and Krrss-Kross Pres George rs trarnrng Bull Frnchs flhey re brrds by the way Elma rs havrng an awful trme tryrng to hnd room for her combs and darly boxes of Lux rn her new down 'own offrce George finds relref at the end of each day by smokrng rn the borler room of hrs offrce burldrng durrng Drcks fthe Janrtors frequent absences and breakrng windows rn the Em prre State Burldrng After years of practrce hes very good at rt Congressman Seward rs approprratrn a new meas ure to get more money to be used rn buymg lemon squeezers for Norma Phrllrps Home for Orphaned Boys named Brll Marranne rs more commonly known as The Wrld Congress Woman from New York She rs now wrrtrng a brography of her sweet rmple lrrsh lrfe My Bones See Bonsey the Future Norma rs havrng qurte a trme trylng to keep her krds off the fences where there are srgns Post No Brlls Norma s latest rs Tony the Boot Black He rnt much only 3' feet rn herght wrth a four foot mustache but never the less he has Norma s only requrrement manners And too he saves her a lot of expense by spendrng hrs evenrngs blackenrnff the orphans shoes Irene Skaprk the head of the Skaprk 5 81 I0 s rs vrsrtrng Thelma MacVean on her farm for over grown worms rn France One wouldnt know Irene now She has wasted away to a measley 150 lbs She has at last suceeded rn gettrng eye brows to look lrke the Brooklyn Brrdge She has practrsed Farren DeNures grggle untrl now she rs even changed rn that respect It rs rumored that she bought four new yachts a camel and a tooth brush lhelma rs con stantly searchrng for new specrmens of worms After addrng a few members of the Class of 34 she retrred to a Nrght Club to look for her favorrte grgolo She rs so enthusrastrc about her vocatron that they have made her head of the socretv for the prewentron of cruelty to hsh worms ll ll l I s s . . . . . H . . . . . . . ,, - . . . . . v , , . D . L Q c ' n. . s .D . - - . Y . Q . V D . . . , . 1 'I Y u , . . . . . . 1 ' 9 . - , , l . . . . . , 9 Q . , , . . 1 1 . . . U - I as g - 4 I . , ' ' 1 ll . L . , . Q, . 1 , Q , ll .' . . - ' , . 1 4 I . . Ll s , Q l . ,, .... . . ' ' ' Sl Q 3 ' ii 9 ' D . , . . , . . . 5 1 A ' . . S , 1 . . . , ' a - ' ' , . H . . . ,, . 1 - s , Q q . . . . c , . . . . . - 3 . , , a . . . , , s v Y . . . I y , Y 7 3 . r V I 7 . . . S ' ' - o ' A . . V . . .... . , 1 n . I U C ' Q L ., , ' . . ' a l . Y ' ' ' . , - D . . , . . Y .