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CLASS PROPHECY COLLEGE PREPARATORY One 'lay while strolling through the laboratory, I suddenly felt very thirstv. Spying a bottle of water, I took a deep gulp. It tasted very queer. Swiftly I looked for the label which said H2S04—sulphuric acid. Suddenly all heaven brokd loose—millions of stars, balls of fire, rainbows, lightening! Next thing I knew I was in a strange land, standing before a sign which read 1964. While I was trying to figure out where I was, I saw nine six-footers in the midst of an argument. One was saying, “Gosh, 1 wonder what Mom's going to do. The other said, The last time she gave us each a terrible whipping, oh, here site comes now I They all began to tremble when they saw their mother, who was none other than my classmate, NANCY ROMANO. I began to run to her. but tripped. I-ooking down 1 saw bodies, and more bodies. For a moment I thought I was in a grave-yard, and then I heard the Voice. Going closer I saw Bing Sinatra—DOMENIC CAMPA-NE1.1.0, one and the same person. Just as I was about to swoon, the bandleader let out with some boogie-woogie, and the jitterbugs took over. One of the hepcats” fascinated me—her legs seemed to be made out of rubber. Cautiously I approached her ducking legs and arms, and recognized JOAN DOYLE! Don’t ask me how it happened, but the next thing I knew. I was strolling through a park. On one side of me I heard a politician telling the people why he would cheat them less than his opponent. The politician's voice was so strong and powerful, that the audience’s ears were bent. You’ve guessed—it's none other than AUGUSTINE RAMOS. Nearby ANTHONY SANTULI.I was running a stand where the people's ears are bent back into normal shape. ANT told me that he and his partner were splitting the profit fifty-fifty,—fifty cents for his partner, and fifty dollars for ANTHONY. While I was talking to ANT, six handsome marines passed by with a pretty girl. She was telling the marines how wonderful boys were—and talking so loud that she could be heard for miles around. She looked like JOSEPHINE ABATE—so I put on my glasses, and as it still looked like JO —I took Ant’s glasses and put them on mine. Why, it was JOSEPHINE ABATE! Feeling hungry, I wandered into a neary-by drug store and ordered a hamburger. The fellow seated next to me, kept grumbling, “Gosh, they don't put anything in these buns! My hamburger finally arrived, and 1 bit hungrily into it. Instead of tasting delicious, juicy hamburg—I tasted nothing. I opened up my bun—and I saw nothing. With a roar I yelled for the manager—out came MARGARET HIBBERT. When she saw an old classmate of hers, she took some of the hamburg from the safe and made me one. Just as I finished eating, the door opened. At first. I thought it was the effect of the hamburger. No person could be as fat as that—why she was at least six yards wide. Then the animated five-hundred pounds spoke, and I recognized the voice of CONCETTA MILI.EMAGGI! Finally. I saw behind her JEAN KERR who is known as the Walter Winchcll of her day. She told me of a case that had been baffling the doctors; IDA ANTONIO hadn’t spoken a single work in three months. (Now I believed in miracles!) While I was wondering what the world was coming to, a loud crash was heard. Running outside, I saw two drivers arguing over who had the right of way. Before I knew it, they begun tearing out each other's hair. Why BEATRICE OLIVER and LOUISE BONV1CIN! What a car can do to girls! Did you ever have the strangest desire at times Well. I did just then. Not having been in a school since I graduated in 1944. I decided to enter the portals of learning. I stopped before the door which said principal's office and knocked. Who do you think was principal? HERBERT HAYDEN! He was having an argument with a mother who insisted her son should have received A in chemistry. Thats right. YOLANDA SOLDANO, fight for your rights! They finally decided to sec the chemistry teacher, and I tagged along. As we drew nearer the lecture room, I heard a very familiar voice saying, Children, today we will discuss whether H20 is water, or water is H20. FRANCES ALFANO you certainly learned all Mr. Carlson could teach you. 29
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