Bishop Union High School - El Pinon Yearbook (Bishop, CA)

Text from Pages 1 - 62 of the 1933 volume:

EL PINON lUXl ' xiN kt1 ' ;kx hi n i )ki;i ' ri 1 1 ktv-ti i r hi-: KL PINON M Kolvl ' .WURiJ AN this i)uuk and the nmineiits uf pleasure and jny wliieli it reveals recall to yuiir minds the inud memories, the ho])es, the amhitiuns and the earnest vows of your youthful days and insjjire von to greater heights, to noliler achievements, and to the realms ol success. Or if it serves only as a moment uf bliss in an hour of darkness, then will we, the class of 3.V ' . leel that the efforts and time spent have been well re- ]iaid. EL, PINON DEDICATION TO the spirit of out-door sports and adventure jjcr- sonified hy the romance, glamour and grandeur of he High Sierras, their snow-capped peaks, their tree- clad sides, their laughing streams, and their scenes of celestial beauty, the work of a blaster Artist, we dedi- cate our 1933 El Pinon. From their towering spires pointing heavenward, we inherit the desire to climl) upward; from their massive sides that have withstood the storms of ages we obtain the ambition to be steadfast in the ])rin- ciples of right; their perfect order and harmony inspire the will to do. and the suul t dare. May we strive to discover and attain their heights. EL PINON MRS. LUCY E. HOUGHTON Clerk ROY BOOTHE President CARL CLELAND MRS. ROWENA VONDERHEIDE C. L. DAVIS ' lllv Class of ' .ii and tlir Stiidciit I ' xkIn a a whole wisli to tliank tlu ' Board of ' rrustc ' cs for tlu ' licl]) and ,L;iiidaiu-c tlicy lia r i;i ' cn tis this vcar We especially wish to tliank theni for our ul-w I ivmnasiinn wiicih was completed last fall. Our hope is that we may in some a iipa tiie fioard and eoniimuiity for advantages made ])ossil)le l)y tliem. W C hope Jo show our a])pri ' ciatioii in caring for the school and Ci ninasinni. EL PINON Mr. D. H. James Manual Arts Miss Lois Beattv English, Journalism, Scholarship Miss Monicii Film Mr. Horace W. Moore School Nurse. Principal. (Srfxi-Li Hi- Mr .J. A. Schwab Mrs. Belva Van Loon Athletics, Chemist ry. Commercial, English Mrs .Vera Foster Language Mr. V. B. C ' ondit Mathematics. Science. Mr. R. C. Wood Dramatics, Debate Social Science, Bi- ology. Mr. D. S.I ' aliner Instrumental and Vocal Music, Music Appreciation. 1 Junior Red Cross. Miss Jenella Tyler Physical Education, Algebra. Miss Edith .-VrnriBtrong Home Economics. EL PINON ANABEL BULPITT Debate 3, 4; Student Body Vice- President 4; Class officer 2, 3, President 4, Secretary 4; El Pinon Editor 4; Megaphone 2, 4; Scholar- ship Society 1, 2, 3, 4; Athletics 1, 2, 3, 4; Glee Club; Girls ' League President 4; Orchestra 2. ARCHIE ALLISON Dramatics 2; Assembly committee chairman; Business manager; El Pinon 4; Football 1, 2, 3, 4; Base- ball 1, 2, 3; Basketball 2, 3. JOE ANDERSON Senior play; Interclass Football 4; Glee Club 3; Interclass Baseball. FRANK ARCULARIUS Letterman ' s Club, Sergeant of Arms (32), President (33); Tennis 3, 4; Football 1, 2, 3, 4; Captain 4; Baseball 1, 2, 3, 4; Basketball 3, 4; All tournament Guard 3, 4; Track 3, 4; Interclass games 1, 2, 3, 4; benior Play. TOM WONACOTT Operetta 1, 2, 3; Basketball 2; Baseball 1, 2, 3; Interclass Basket- ball 1, 2, 4; Glee Club; Letterman ' s Club. ' DESTON CLELAND Student Body Play 3; Yell Leader 2, 3; Athletic manager 3, 4; Mega- phone 3, 4; Football 3, 4; Senior Play. JANE SMITH Secretary Student Body 4; Class Vice-President 4; El Pinon 4; Self Government Board, San Fernando 2; Assembly Program Committee 4; Athletics 2, 3, 4; Senior Play. EL PINON ENID PARTRIDGE Debate 3; Class Officer 1, 3, 4; El Pinon; Girls ' League . President 4; Athletics 1, 2, 3, 4; Glee Club; Orchestra 2. JAMES MARTYN Chemistry Club; Glee Club; Prop- erty Manager; Electrician; Operetta 2. GALE MORGAN Operetta 4; Orchestra 3. 4; Glee Club 3, 4; Girls ' League; Glee Club at Fairfax 2, 3; Debate Club at Fairfax 2, 3; Senate Club 2; Latin 1. 2, 3. LA VEFLN SMITH Operetta 1; Yell Leader 2, 3; Megaphone 2, 3, 4; Baseball; Tumb- ling; Boxing; Wrestling; Glee Club; Mathematics Club at Sparks; Or- chestra; Band. PEARL WILSON Debate 4: Athletics 3, 4; chestra; Girls ' League. Or- AUGUST HESS Football 3; Basketball 3, 4; Base- ball 3; Orchestra 2, 3, 4; Band 3, 4. MARGARET STEWART El Pinon 4; Senior Play; Girls ' League; Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 4; Oper- etta 2, 3, 4. i_v EL PINON AI.ICP; HOUGHTON .Stuilcnt Body Play 2, 3; Senior riay; Class Secretary 3, President 3, 4; Rl Pinon 4; Megaphone 4; Scholarship Society 2, 4; Athletics 1, 2, 3; Girls ' Lea ' gue President 3. ROBERT TONEY Athletic Manager 2, 3; Track 3, 4; Class Basketball; Glee Club. WILLIAM REYNOLDS Senior and Student Body Play Stage Manager; Operetta 4; Glee Club. BOB CHRISTIAN Basketball, Football, Track 1, 2, 3; Interclass games 1, 2, 3, 4; Eight Eighty track record; Letterman ' s Club; Glee Club. CLINTON SCHIVELEY Interclass Basketball; Glee Club; Chemistry Club; Operetta 2. ROBERT BATES Operetta lead 4; Football 2, 3, 4; Interclass games 1, 2, 3, 4; Glee Club. THELMA HARTSHORN El Pinon 4; Athletics 2; Girls ' League; Glee Club 3, 4. EL. PINON NELLIE RATH.IEN Senior Play; Student Boily Plays in Lone Pine 1; Operetta 4; Class President 1, in Lone Pine; Athletics 1, 2, 3, ■!; Girls ' League; Glee Club. DOUGLAS ROBINSON Operetta 3, 4; Class Athletic Manager 4; Megaphone 2, 3, Editor 4; Orchestra 1, 2, 3. 4; Glee Club 3, 4; Football 2. 3, 4; Baseball 2. 3; Basketball 3; Letterman ' s Club 3, 4. RALPH BROWN Student Body Play ' 29; Operetta ' 32; Class President ' 32, ' 31; Inter- class Basketball ' 32. EDWARD GOLDMAN . Student Body Play 4; Megaphone I; KA Pinon 4; Debate 4; President of Reno class 3; Letterman ' s Club i, 2, 3, 4; Basketball 1, 2, 3, 4; In- terclass track 3; Baseball 4; Track 4. WILFRED PARTRIDGE Senior Play; Student Body Presi- dent 4; Hi-Y Treasurer 3; Class Football and Basketball teams 1, 2, 3, 4; Orchestra 1, 2. 3, 4. HOWARD HILLIS Debate 3, 4; Student Body Play 4; Operetta 4; El Pinon 4; Mega- phone 2, 3, 4; Band 4; Senior Play; Scholarship Society 1, 2, 3, 4; Or- chestra; Glee Club. MARGARET PATTERSON Senior Play: Student Body Vice- President 3, Secretary 4; Class Offi- cer 1, 3, President 2; Megaphone 2, 4, Editor 3; Athletics 1, 2, 3, 4; ' Girls ' League Secretary ' 3; Yell Leader 4. y U UU 10 EL PINON SIEP IIOIR CILA§§ IhllSTOIRY FOUR years ago thirty-seven Frcslinieii. known as thr freshest class ever enrolled, started on their career in higli school. All of us |iassed safely tlirdugh the dreaded P ' reshman rece|)tion. with the expectaticm of retaliating, which we did with great success in our Soi)h(iniiire c;ir. Tlu ' first year the scholastic and social life of the I!. L ' . II. S. wa-- enjoyed to the fullest extent. Beginning with the Sophomore year, the hoys nf our class wen- the mainstay of the football, basketball, baseball and track teams. ;uul they have retained their standing through the successful athletic years of l ' i,i2 and 193 i. As Sophomores, we loyally supported all high cIkjuI activities. TIow digmfied we felt when, as Jimiors and upper classmen, we en tcred school in the fall. We were very fortunate to secure for nnv diss advisors Mrs. Van Loon and Mr. James. When we returned the next year to take u|) our school work, it was with sad hearts, for it was the last year for us to be with all our high school friends, and for many of us it would be the parting of the ways at the end of the year. The annual Senior ball given in November was a big event .uul tlu- ingennitv ' of the class was displayed Main- of the Senior hoys were on the football, basketball, baseball and track teams this year and did a great deal towards bringing the champion- ship pennant to P ishop. During all the athletic activities, the girls have done their |iait in scholarship and Student Body offices. The Senior play, ' Nothing But The Truth was one of the most suc- cessful enterprises. It was directed by Mr. Wood. The Senior party was held at Keough ' s this year and swiniiniiiL; and dancing made it a ver)- enjoyable event. The Seniors gave the jmiiors a trial at running the school and took one day oft ' , officially designated a Senior Ditch Day. A good time was had by all. including the Juniors. There was little work done in the B. L ' . H. S. on Seiiicjr Old Clothes Dav, as everyone was getting much merriment out of the Seniors ' appear- ances. The class offices for the first semester were: President, .Xii.ibel Ihil pitt : ' ice- Prsident. Margiiret Patterson; Secretary-Treasurer, luiid Part- ridge. Those for th e second semester were: President, Alice HouglUon : ' ice- Presiden, Jane Smith : Secretary, Ananbel Bulpitt ; Treasurer, iMiid Partridge. EL PINON 11 CILA§§ WIIILIL TTTE class of ' .1.1 herein leaves this last will and testament fur the bene- fit of those following: I, Archie Mlison, will my ability to milk cows, to Crissie McMurtrie. 1. ]( c Anderson, bcqneath nn- aliility to ice skate to Helen Barlow. I, iM ' .ink Arcnlarins, will m footli.all ability to |err - Craven, 1. Robert bates, bequeath ni ability to ni.ake d.ates to l oL;rr v chivelv. I. k.ilph Ib ' own, will and l e(|ueath my giggle to ;iny one who wants it. b Anabel r nl])itt, lea c mv arious I)o • friends to Marion Cashbaugh. I, Roliert Christian, wilt my d.ancing abilit} ' to Merrill Ibiward. 1. Peston Cleland, wnnld leave jane, but she is going with me. 1, } ' ' ,dward ( ' .oldm.an, will m attraction for women to Chub Simpson. I, Thelma Hartshorn, will to Mai garet O ' Malley my abilit - to make good grades. 1, . ugust lU-ss, ] m - horn and (|uiet cb.arm to Chiatovieh. I, I low:ird Hillis, wib and l ((|uc.ith m ' s.aintK ' Msage to b rcil Picckner. 1, Alice Houghton, will m ,il ility to control students to I aurence Stoklev, and my .aliility to get along with teachers to AIar - Arcnlarins. I, James Alartyn, will my ability to talk f.ast to Alarcella I ' rovience. 1, h ' .nid Partridge, will my sister Helen to C : . r Keslar. 1. Wilfred I ' artr-idge, lea e my first crop of whiskers to Carlton j Tc- Kinnev. 1. Margaret Patterson, be(|ueath my ability to get out of classes bv crawling on hands ;ind knees to Mildred Hillis, ;uid mv abilit ' to lead yells to llorotlu W ' ilkerson. 1, Nellie Katbjeii, leave my p;il .i)ot Dean, to Lloyd McMnrrv. J, Douglas Koliiusoii, becjucath my ability to correct Mr, Condit to Joe Woods. I, Clinton Schi -el -, lea -e little brother, Roger, to X ' irginia I ' lack. 1, jane Smith. wi uld leave Deston, but he insists on going with ine. I, La ' erne Smith, will my power o er wnmen to Sidne - McAfee. L Margaret Stewart, will ni)- motto, love ' em and leave ' em to Gene- vieve Pititler. L Roliert Tcnn , do hereby bequeath my blushing ability to Pid P.nt- ler and mv roving nature to Neil McNally. I, Pearl W ilson, leave a few inches of m - wi lth to Flov Phillips, 1, Tom W ' onacott, be(|ueath my bcatltiful brown eyes and mv long curl} ' lashes to Ceorge Junior X ' oniU ' rheicle. In witness whereof we have set our hand and seal on this thirtieth day of RLirch l '  .vb CSeal.) CLASS OF ' 33 KT, PINON . CILA S IPIkOI ' IHLCV EXTKA! l ' ' , tr;i! 1 ' iiiiiicrc tonif lit. sfc Dong Rohinsdii in W liat ,i Man. at the (irauman ' s CliiiU ' su ' riicatff — ( .ri ' atcst hit nf S.V. A small lu ' wslxiy turned the corner, and met ns face to face. I said to my colii|ianion. My. Imt that face looks familiar. Let ' s inquire who il is. ' ' tma nne my sur])rise. when I found that it was Deston C ' leland |r Oil, I say, little man, my companion in(|nired, where could your iiai l) he? As his answer, he led us to a soda fountain, on 42nd street wlu ' re we had a sandwich and a soda on Deston. While we were thus eugaj ed, we were hiafhly entertained by tap dancing demonstrations liy the si.xteeu Cleland girls, who were well trained by their mother, the former Miss Jane Smith. Alter a short visit with Deston and Jane, we decided to gi to set- Doug ' s performance. We hailed a i ed Top taxi, which happencfl to he pi luted 1)y Robert ' J ' onew and drove to the Chinese Theatre. ' ■ arrivd at the scene of gala-o])ening. just in time to see tlie stars step up to the microphone to greet the public. Alice lifmghton. who in recent years has ca|)lnrcd liie C ' lar.i I ' miw style, was eager]} ' greeted as the It girl. Stealing the great ( ' larlio ' s tactics, Margaret Stuart was next to enter the the.itre. Miss Stuart was attended by her maid, Tlielma Hartshorn, ;ind her cliaulTeur, . ugust Hess. Archie Allison, Robert Bates and Ralph Ilrown attempted to ciasli the gates, posing as Jack Oakie, Clark Gable and Tom Mix. but were ar- rested liy a bicycle mounted police. Clinton Schivele - and iiis assistants, that these lads were tried by the Chief Justice of the L ' nited .States, Ed- ward ( roldman, and found guilt v of insanity. Thev were sent to Patton. After they had been led away, we decided to enter the theatre. In the lobliy the crowd was so terrifific, tliat Frank . rcidarius got sejiarated from his wife. Pearl Wilson, and was terriblv afraid somenni ' wmild Ining her back to his side. Once inside, we learned that the lead supporting Doug was h ' .nid Partridge. She played the i)art jf a vamp. During the intermission, . nabel and her husb.uid. Robert Christian, who now works on an angle wcjrm l.irni on the W ill Rcjgers estat ' . ' , strolk ' il into the theatre, accomjianied by their ])et worm, Tom Wonacott. When the main picture had tinally started again, and had been running for about ten minutes, a call was tl;ished on the screen for parson La ' ern Smith. It was reported that this was caused l)y the sudden decision of the liinier Miss Nellie Rathjen and of Joe . nderson t i start on the o age (H niatrinionv. Nellie and |oe had been going together loi ' ears and bad |nsi decided that they wanted to get married. Since they were so hig ' i socially, the preacher hastened to meet their n ' eeds and tu start them on their life- long honey moon. Then ouniewlicre in the Ijuilding there was a cry of lire, and this of EL PINON 13 cmirsc, caused a riot. The crowd rushed to the door, kicking, yelling ' and screaming, [y conijiaiiion said. Come on Pat! and we slipped out the hack exit. The last we saw of the class of 3vi , they were l)eing ushered into the hand wagon, by officers Schiveley. llillis, Martin and i ' artridge. MARCAKh ' , ' ! ' PATTl KSoX. I ' .XIl) I ' AR ' I ' R 1 1 XiE — m. . • i .:- , a I ELaffikt - - ' :- 4SmB BI : Till ' , new CiN nui;isiuni, conipk-led in U ' .il, prm-ed to he a great help during the culd weather, and ser ed as a very s,-itisfactor - jilace to |ir:ictice and hold nur games. The ,gyni was used hy the town tt ' ams a.s well as h - iiur schdol teams and the success of the hasketh.all se.-isdii was due largely to its use. At the (U ' dication of the gym on Decenihcr 7, l ' ,il. the . senior classes of ' ,i2 and ' . .i ])resented a piano to he used in the ,gyni alone. This as- sisted Miss Tyler in her teaching of artistic and tap dancing ;ind also in the success of the assemblies held tliere. Tile g ni has all the necessary modern e |uiiiment and the ludents ;ire •appreciative of its advantages. -m -M r alfc-gijW r . _ 14 EL PTNON JUPS IICIR CILA§§ lhll§T(DIR¥ Till ' , Juiiiur class is one of the most (jutstaiuling and niosl acti (. ' class ' s that ever entered B. U. II. v ' s. As Freshmen, we ])oor victims of circumstance were welcomed iirarlih 1 - tile Sophomores at the Freshmen Reception. After recoveriujj; from aches and pains received there, we immc lialely hes an to dd thinj s. The most important event of our Sophomore year was the l ' reshmen Reception when we had the opportunity of greeting Freshmen. We also enjoyed several p;irties and picnics that year. This year was spent in making money to feed the mouths of the hungry but mighty Seniors. Our Junior Carnival was a howling success. The Junior-Senior banquet was one of the best ever given. The fcKxl was served in a romantic vSpanish style and was greatly enjoyed b_ ' the Seniors There are twenty-seven members of ovu- class. Althougli ' he class isn ' t the largest, much talent is represented in it. ' e are leaders in s|)ori.s, oratory, dramatics and scholarship, (hw boys and girls were cham])iiiiis r almost every sport in which the}- [larticipated. Several member ' - of oui class have taken part in all the ])lays. We won second place in tbi ' l egion Essay Contest. There ' s only one thing left to say. Long live the Juniors! The officers were : First Semester: F ' res., Mary Arcularius : ' ice-I ' res., Dorotln- Pixoii Sec, Helen Balow. Second Semester: Pres., Dorothy Dean; ' ice-I ' res., Helen IJarlow . Sec., Genevieve Roberts. BL PINON 15 §OIPIHO ilOIRIE CILA§§ lhll§TOIR¥ IX tlic tall i)i 9M, a hand of badly friglitcned Freshmen ascended the steps of the P.ishop I ' nion Mig ' h School in search of further knowledge. I ' or two semesters, they were forced to submit to the insults of upper- classmen. Thirty-three strong, the class of ' ,?5 entered the halls of R. L . II. S. this year. We have worked hard to attain the Iiighest round of the ladder our last two years. The Sophomore class has established a high reputa- tion. Members of the class took leading |)arts in the school pla - and oper- etta. ( )ur boys have fought for us in football and basketball, and our girls succet ' dcd in taking second place in interclass basketball. First places were gained in the oratorical contest, and in debating we to(d honors. All in all. we have done our ])art to uphold H. U. H. S. to the best of our abilit} ' . (Jur offlcers for the tirst semester were: Enid Anion, President; Hazel Dehy, Vice-President; Clara Shelly, Secretary; Vivian Johnson, Treasurer. These officers caried out their work excellently. Their successors for the sceond semester were: Sidney McAfee, President; Enid Amon, X ' ice-Presi dent; Dorothy Wilkrson, Secretary; Hazel I ehy. Treasurer. Tlieir work alst) was satisfactory. .Mso, many offices were held in various organizations Fiesides our liusiness, we carried on our social activities. Then- was our class party — remember it went over Itig? The comjuittee carried plans out and the event was a high light of the year. w EL PINON iriRE ' rirviiAP cila§§ imiistoiry AT the hcg-iiiniiii;- nf the school year of l ' ' .i,i. tlu- r.islio|i I ' liion llij -l ' School accfiitcil. with imich poni]i, forty or more l ' r(.-shiiK-ii. I ' or t w weeks, the Froshnicii were coiiii)clle(l to wear shirts hackw anls. to w car cliffereiit colored stockinsjs and to | erforiii nian otlier initiation rites. Af ' T a while, the new students hecanie accustomed to stran,i;e faces and ww classes, and ijrew more at ease. The Freshman clas- h.as taken quite an active part in school activities. In the Dehate Clul . three of th k ' n-sli men tjirls took |iart and went into the linals of the interclass deliates. In the second semester the . clK.ilarship Societ - enrolled, with other students, three Freshmen. In atliletics, the hoys and j irls have taken an active part, hi foothall there were fourteen lioys that turned out from tlu ' l ' ' reslim;m class ami al thou.t h none received places ou the varsity, they will make a !L;ood trv ne.xt year. The S ' irls have also participated in volleyd)al!, haskethall. hasehall and d.ancin,!. -, and they h;ive t iven tjdod competition in the interclass ijames. In the future, the Freshmen hope to attain honors and m;ike a name lor llu ' ir cl.ass. Officers for the lirst senu-ster were: hdoyd Phillips, ( resident : l.lovd Phillips. ice-l ' resident : Chesley C.aylord. Treasurer; I.illi.m I ' rovience. Secretary. Officers for the second semester were: D.m .McCarthy. President; Het- ty Parent. ice-President ; Jessie Cr.iw ford. Secrelarv- ' l ' reasurer. ACTIIYIITIIES .31 EL PINON lEiL prnvN §T4irir YI ' S. r. Tallies. 1 lirivi ' Iktii c;illiiii for tlu ' ro])y for three weeks, 1ml (ine niiL;lit as well eall up ilie I ' riiice of ' :iles, — none oilier than Aliahel I ' .iilpitl, iMlitor-iii-ehief. defendini; lu ' r ell hrfote her l ' ' :u-nlt - Ail- visor. ' { his t ir - was Ljdoil. hut the s ii-l left out the plot, so you ' ll liave to i i -e me another week. And this i none other than the Literary and Organization h ,diti r. Mar,i;aret Patterson. ' A ' e think it would he a hii;- joke if there were no jokes this year, and it would make it a lot easier, if we didn ' t lia e any snap shots. (1| course, onlv Xellie Rathjeii and Mari aret Stewart, the joke and .Snap editors, eould he so oriyinal. Aualiel. I never did attend a Senior breakfast so how can 1 write it u])? This was our Social ami l ' ,xcliaii,L;e Ivlitor. Jane Smith, hintini;- foi a ])reni,-itnre celelir.ition of the Senior hreaklast. S.ay. 1 . dt so interested in the L;irls ' track meet that 1 f(n-j.;( t all ahoul the hovs ' athletics. Ivl ( .oldmaii. Hoys ' Sports editor, excusint; ' himself hlushingly. ' erne was over last night .and we didn ' t get around to athletics. .Mice Houghton. C.irls ' Sports editor, placing the Maine on a boy. Say, Inuldx ' , can ' t ya spare a doll.ar and a |narter? Archie iMlison, r.usincs.s, talking in his slecj) again. I ' m no proi)liet. and besides, why don ' t you ;isk Walter Windmill to hel|) nic on this calendar? ()f course Thelnia llartshoni. Calendar Ed- itor, couldn ' t use her imagination. This is just an exiilanation as to why Mr. janies has ac(|uircd a per- fect set of wrinkles and a mass of gray hair. However, these difficulties were all straightened out and ;ill of the editors did their part well in m.iking this El I ' iiion what it is — a successful .aiimial. 18 EL PINON STUIDIEP T IBOIDY The Student Body, this year, has been very ftntunate in secifing able and efficient officers. The work of the Student Body is no easy task and requires intelligence upon the parts of those who direct its affairs. To those who have served the Student Body in an official capacity goes most of the credit for the successes of the past year. First Semester (Officers Alice Houghton Anahel Bulpitt Margaret Patterson Mrs. Relva Van l.oon Miss Lois Beatty Robert Toney Marv Arcularius President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Parliamentarian Athletic Manager Business Manager Deston Cleland, La Vern Smith, 1st semester Patterson, Claire Keslar 2nd semester. Second Semester Officers Wilfred Partridge Helen Barlow Jane Smith Airs. Belva Van Loon Miss Lois Beatty Deston Cleland Mary Arcularius ' ell Leaders, Margaret EL PINON 19 ILXECUTIIVIE COUr CIIIL 0. l of the nu)st iiii]i. Ttaiil i;r(.u] s in [Uv scluiol is the l ,xccutivc Coun- cil. This Council tends {n all matters that arc tno l;iri;c for thf Stu- dent r.i ' dv as a whnlc. Student cnndiu ' t and financial affairs also come uinider their suiiervisiou. The .u ' rnn]) is composed of all student hody ofli- cers, the ]iresident and secretar of all classes and i)rg-anizati( ms. 1 . IBLOCIK. B §(DCIIIET¥ Till ' I.etternien ' s Societ - is cumpused ol all hoys who have earned a letter in an - niajdr sport. . lthoui;h it seldom meets and does not hnee nuich liusiness, it is considered an important or :;anization. This J?rou|i i-; one of the oldest in the school. The present niemhers are: h ' OOTPi.VLL. — h ' rank . rculariits, Howard Arcularius, Cicortje X ' onder- heide, . ut;ust Mess. W eldon Roherts, Rwliert Christian. I )eston Clelaiid, Wil - fred Partridge, Rohert Hates, Philip I ' lUtler, . rcliie Allison, Kay McMurry, Douglas Rohinson. Clarence l)ucke ' , jack l ' isher, l onald Lutz. li.ASKKTPiALL. — . rchie . llison, Frank Arctdarius, Howard Arcularius, l ' hili|i Piutler, Jack ' I ' lslier, C.enrge cinderheide, h ' dw.ard (inldman. Nor- ni.an l .inney, John l ' ro ience. TKNNIS.— Frank . rcidarius. 1 ' .. SI ' ' .1 ' . 1.1,. — Tiim WOnacott, . rchie . llison. Frank . rcidarius. 20 EL PINON §ClhOILAIR§lhlllP SQCIIIETY U. l)l ' ' ,l Miss T.oattv ' s Icadcrshii) tlir ScliDlarship Sciciclx has LMijoycd a very active vear. Several luiu-lu-diis liave been oiveii, and also parties (luring the year. The members this year were: Seniors— Alice 1 i. aii lUdn, Anahel IWiI- pitt. I ' earl Wilscm. Iviid l ' arlrid,i;e and Howard llillis; juniors- Mary Ar- cularins, Helen P arlow. ( .enevieve Ki l erts. Mariun Cashhaush. Dorothy Dixon. Carlton McKinney : Soplu.m.ires- I ' .nid Anion, Hazel Dehy. Clara Shelly, Dorothy Wilkerson and Rosalie ( rave.-; Freshmen— J essie Craw- ford. Mildred HiHi and Margaret Price. The lirst semester officers wt-re : President. Helen Harlow: Secretary Treasurer. Knid Partrid.ije. The second semester officers were: President. Helen Parl,.w: ice prseidnt. Anahcl P.ulpitt ; Secretary-Treasurer, ICnid P;irtrid,-e. Two of the out.ii ' oing Seniors will receive life nieiiilierships and th ■ -.,1,1 pins; thev are Anabel Pulpilt and ll..uanl llillis. l fe ' S hi ' ■- ' ■ KL, riNON 21 OIRCINIESTIRA Till ' ' , ciirlifslia lia a aiii ln ' cn tlie k-ading musical i;riiui) nl llic school and has liccn thf source of the formation of the liand. dance or- chestra and several smaller groups, such as the trum|)et tri i. saxophone l aii l. iolin trio, and concert ensemlile. A most im])ortant aim of the or- chestra has heen to hring the student in contact with the hest in musical literature. Among the composers used ha e heen Wagner. ' I ' scliaikowsky, Ruhinstein, ' erdi, Mascagni, Mendelssohn, Chaminade and llandel. The orcliestra has a]i])eared at almost every school ])rogram. and from a dis- cotn-aging start at the first of the year has heen ahle to huild up a reputa- tion for harmonious j)la} ' ing. The band has appeared on several occasions when volume ot tone was desired. 22 EL PINON CAMIPIUS illEGAIPIMOr lE IX spitf i)f the |ncscnt conditions, the Campus Megaphone, tnider Miss lieatty ' s supervision, lias heen pubHshed ]ironiptly every niunth. Every item of scliool activit} ' or interest is recorded in tlie ])ubh ' cation. The staff is to he congratuhited for its service to the scho il. ' i lu- echtors are: Edi- tor-in-cliief, Douglas Robinson; Associate Editor, Moward llillis ; News I ' .ditor, Margaret I ' atterson : lUisiness Managers, Norman Kinney, La Verne Smith; Organizations, Mary Arcularius, Howard Arcularius; Bovs ' Sports, Sidney McAfee; Girls ' S])orts, Hazel Dehy, ' irginia lUack; Features, Doro- thy Wilkerson, Carlton McKinney ; Social. Alice Houghton, Anabel Bulpitl ; Dorothy W ' ilkerson ; Pianist. Mary fallen Ryan. Humor. Helen liarlow. ICward Goldman; Exchange, Margaret Price, Betty i irent ; vStatf ' ryi)ists. Juanita Wells, Enid Anion; Advisor, Miss Beatty. - FRENCH CLUl ' . Til h I ' rench Club was organized this year under the supervision o Madame Foster. ' The pur])ose of this club is to encourage the use of I ' rench at all meetings, ' riie class elected officers as follows : Presidnt Dorothy D ' -an . ice-1 ' resident. J.uie Smith: Secretary. Genevieve Roberts; Typi ' i EL PINON S3 IDIEI ATIE CILIUIB THE Debate Club of the H. U. 11. S. started oil with g reat eiithusiastn this year, vith a very capable leader, Mr.. ' ood, who has had much experience in debating-, having been on several important debate teams in his college days. The members in the debate clnb this year are: Clare Johnson, Anabel Bulpitt, Tessie Crawford. ]{dward C.oldman, Neal Clark, Howard Hilli, ' =. Dorotliy Dixon, J -arl Wilson, I ay McMurry, Carlton McKinney. Dorothy Wilkerson and Mildred Hillis. The officers are : Clare Johnson President iirst semester, Dorothy Wilkerson President second semester; Analiel P ul- pitt, Vice-President; Jessie Crawford, Secretary-Treasurer; Ivlward Gold- man, Manager. The members practiced debating in the club for some time and in De- cember they had the first tryouts for inter-class debates. The question was: Should the Inter-Allied War Debts Be Paid? The first debate was between the Juniors and the l ' reshmeii. the Freshmen wiiniing the debate. The second debate was between the Seniors and the Soi)homorcs and this time the Seniors were victorious. A debate vas then given in assembly to decide the inter-class champion- ship. This debate was between the Seniors and the Freshmen, with the Seniors winning the championship. The championship team was composed of Pearl Wilson and Howard Hillis. Each member was awarded a medal and they both had their names engraved on the Debate Cup to lie placed in the library. During February 1933, there were two debates on Technocracy be- tween Bishop and Lancaster. The first debate was at Bishop and the Lancaster team was given a banquet before the debate took place. Dorothy Wilkerson and Pearl Wil son were the debaters for Bishop. Mr. Wood and Mr. Snidecor, the Lan caster coach, decided that the debates were to be non-decision, so the win 24 KT, PTNON iKTs were luit known. The (Icl)atc was well Ljiven and showed llie i ood spirit of liotli teams. ( )n l ' -liniai ' 25. 1 loward llillis and Rav McMnrr ' , aceonipanii ' d l y Ml-. Wiiod. wt-nt to Lancaster to repri ' sent llislio]. in tlu ' second debate. This tnded the dehating ' season and at tlie end of the ear, those takin;; pnrt in the inter-scludastic dehalt - were |iresented pins on which will h.- lilaccd the numerals 53 . -mr (GILIEE CILIUIB§ The main actixity ol tlie four ( ' dee C ' luhs was the |)resentation of two one act operettas. These ojierettas gave ex])erience in solo parts to a large number of inexperienced students and should enal)le a mure difficult ])ro- gram to he attempted next year, . lthough mectintj onl - once a week, the (ilee Cluhs have learned a fairly large number of stings and have ap- ]ieared in public sc ' ei:il times. EL, PINON THE CLEAN UP THE student body play was presented on November 18, 1932. It was suu- ])Osed to take place in a small western town and w as a political story. Mr. Wood and Mrs. Foster were the able directors. The cast was chosen from the school at large. CAST Nina Buckmaster ... irginia Black John Buckniaster .... 11 o ward Hillis Elizabth Madison, Dorothy ' ilkerson Mrs. Cliff Collender .... Clara Shelly Mrs. Woodruff ..Marion Cashbaugh Mrs. Aswell Helen Barlow Willie Marsden Neal Clark Mr. McKenna .... Edward Goldman Brooks Cadwell .. Norman Kinney MIDDIE MAIDS and FRESHIES On March 17, 93 . the glee clubs presented two short operettas. The girls presented Middies , a burlesque of life on a training ship. Members of the cast were: CAST The Admiral Hope Parmelee Molly Maloy Margaret Price The Captain Pauline Johnson The Engineer Mary I ' .llen Ryan The Instructress (..ale Morgan The Pastr - Cook Lela Lyon The . uthoress Careless Cary .. Marcella F ' rovience Clumsy Clara Vivian Johnson Sympathetic Susan Betty Parent Mile. Pom Pom Clara Shelly Nellie Rathjen The Stage Manageress Genevieve Butler, with chorus The boys ])resente(l l ' reshies . a tale of life in a fraternity when evervthing goes wrong. Those who appeared were: CAST Charles, Pres. Waiita I ' ie l ' ' raternity Jack, medical student Howard Hillis Robert Bates Fred, law student, Carlton McKinney Three l lohn Jockisch Clarence ,, , ( fim Hassett ,;,.,, „ , I ' reshmen 1 , , , Dan McCarthy Frank ,„.„,„„„ ' i .Arthur Taylor Bill 1 Paul Rod i 1 ' hree I jt l-iall ■ j aii i i rtiLii_j- xiaiiix ... . ' .Hill 14 1 iiAjTiv.-, Stars (Lloyd McMurry Harry fgcs jd„ey McAfee NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH The Seni ' Ts ])resented the comedy, Nothing But the Truth in the school auditt)rium on May 12. It followed the effort of Robert Bennett to win a $IO,(XX) liet by telling the absolute truth for twenty-four hours. The .•ill-. eiiior cast was directed by Mr. Wood, one of the class advisors. CAST Gwendolvn Ralston Jane Smith Robert Bennett Joe . nderson Irs. P . M. Ralston Nellie Rathjen Mable Jackson Margaret Patterson. Sable Jackson ... Margaret Stewart Martha Enid Partridge E. M. Ralston ... Wilfred Partridge Dick Dovelly Tom Wonacott Clarence Van Howard Hilli Bishop Doran Deston Cleland 26 EL PINON GIIIRLV §IPC)IRT§ THE girls ' season for this year was unusually successful, under the able supervision of Miss Tyler. In all the interclass sjjorts which have been held the Juniors have been crowned victors! Members of this class should be commended on their ontstandinrr aliility as athletes. Volleyball, the first tournament, ended with a bang! A G. A. A. ban- quet was held at which the Junior champions were awarded tiny ' iHtc and white volleyballs. These were presented to Mary Arcularius, Hvlen Bar low, Dorothy Dixon. Dorothy Dean, Clara Hess, Genevieve Roberts, Louis ' ; Purdy, Floy Philliiis and Marion Cashbaugh. The basketball season also ended with a banquet, and again those t- receive felt basketballs were Helen Barlow, Mary Arcularius, Geneviev •, Roberts, Clara Hess, Dorothy Dixon, Dorothy Dean, Floy Phillips arn Marion Cashbaugh. The last major sp(.)rt was baseball and was as successfid as the others. Under the minor s])orts we have tennis and tumbling. In tennis the girls who expect to go out are: Clara Shelly, Marion Cashbaugh, Pauline Johnson, Vivian Johnson, Virginia Black, Gertrude McAfee and Jessie Crawford. The other class teams have shown much improvement and promise competition for the victors of this year. The classes in sj)orts hav learned many new things and exjject to have another even more successful year in 19.U. EL PINON 2T GIIIRLS ' ILIEAGIUIE THE Girls ' League has accumplishcil nuicli this year, both in social inter- ests and in business. The girls have co-operated and played their p r ' in the meetings, parties and pleasures. I ' .usiness meetings were held ea ' i month for the girls to decide on matters they wished to transact. The volley ball season ended with a s])read and an evening of enter- tainment and fun. The Hallowe ' en motif was used to carry out the sue cessful social. The luniors, who were the dlley ball champions, acted as hostesses. The basketball season came next, and again the girls ended it with a banquet. The Saint Patrick motif was very cleverly carried out. The ftuiiors, again the champions, were tlu ' hostesses. Baseball, soccer and track were also ended with bancfuets, at which everyone had enjoyable times. A very charming afternoon tea in honor of our mothers came next. i lrs. Fleming, who is president of the California State Nurses ' Association, furnished a very entertaining program. The Girls ' League is a valuable and essential organization and the girls are doing everything they can to build a high standard. At Thanks giving, we filled baskets with many goodies and distributed tlicm about town. ' I ' he Girls ' . thletic Associatinn has been combint ' d with the League and this has proved a very satisfactcjry arrangement. President, first semester, . nabel liulpitt ; second semester, Knid I ' art- ridge ; Vice- president, Mary . rcularius; Secretary, Virgnia Black; Treas- urer, Miss Tyler, and Faculty ' Advisor, Miss Tyler. 28 EL PINON SENIOR BALL Novriiilicr I ' T Tlu ' miy;luifs once more lead the rest In a Senior hall of the very best. Gay decorations arc shown As mnsic and dancing make it known. When the Seniors entertain From praising them we can ' t refrain. CHRISTMAS PROGRAM December 15 A celcliration for Christmas day Is held b - the stnilents in a joyons way. Mr. Condit dis])lays his art ; As a follower of Santa, he speaks his part. GIRLS ATIILKTIC ASSOCIATION G. A. A. Iiancpu ' ts by the score! The girls all cry fcir more and more. Away with studies for the G. A, A. They invite other schools to their ])lay-da_ ' . Girls entertain their mothers at tea Hostesses of the future in them you see. JUNIOR-SRNIOR BANQUET May 23 May 25th deserves much praise, For it was good in many ways. It was the Junior-. ' enit)r I)anc[uet night. Some features serious, some very light. Tlie Juniors all deserve a cheer. The banquet was in Spanish st le and the Ijiggest evcni of the 3 ' ear. JUNIOR CARNIVAL January 13 luiiinr t ' aiin al lollowed 1 a dance Can ' t be beat, iiu can tell at a glance. Booths fcMin such a rare arra} ' Crowned with mam culcjrs gay. SENIOR OLD CLOTHES D. Y A])ril 10 Seniors all in did clothes dress. Great variety! What a mess! In old-clcilbcs da ' finery the Seniors bow. The whiilc school laughs at them- -and how! SENIOR I ' .RE.VKFAST Tlie Seniors meet for a breakfast en masse. Their last farewell to the grantl old class; Some rejoicing — some in sorrow. The Seniors leave for a new to-morrow. ATlhlLETIICS EL PINON 29 STOIRY Qir I ., I}., II I., §., irOOTI AILL (GAMIES LANCASTER VS. BISHOP- Bishop won the first game of the season, showing great speed and confidence. The team overcame the lead that Lancaster had made fn the first half, by end runs and passes. The team and student body were in great triumph over such a rival. Final score: Bishop, 18, Lancaster, 14, LONE PINE VS. BISHOP. — The second game was with Lone Pine. This waa nrobably the roughest game of the season. Though the score was a tie, Bishop showed great Improvt-ment in blocking and tackling, score: Bishop 12, Lone Pine 12. LONE PINE VS. BISHOP. — Playing at Lone Pine in a fast and rough game. Bishop again recorded a tie. The team played a steady game throughout. The boys were penalized quite often. Final score; Lone Pine 6, Bishop 6. iCARSON INDIAN SCHOOL VS. BISHOP. — This was one of the cleanest but harde.st fought games of the season. There were few penaltiea. This is the most important g(ime of the season to the players and student body. Final score: In- dians 18, Bishop t). LANCASTER VS BISHOP.- The last game of the season was played on the 1 wil ffrldlron The game was a hard-fought contest, with Bishop behind at the half Bishop was unable to score more than once .Score: Lancaster 13, Bishop 7. r i •:,.Si • IL so EL PiN6i f TRACK The county track meet, held April 18, at Lone Pine, was a successful event for Bishop. Many of the long standing county records were broken. The results of the meet were: Bishop, 59; Lone Pine, 39; Independence, 1. BASKBALL Coach Schwab had many good prospects for the baseball team this year. The season was a decided success. EL PINON 31 l ASI IETI AILIL WITII a lari e scjuacl (it seasoned vt ' terans, liishop started the 1932-33 haskethall season. ( )ur style of play was ■ zune defense with a fast lireakin - dffense. )!isln ' |i lust two pre-t(inrnanu-nt games. Bishop won every higli selnMil oanu- in the valley, g-iving- us a perfect percentage. The seven plavers selected for the tournament play were: Captain Howard . rcularius, John I ' rovience, George ' onderheide, Edward Gold- man, Frank . i-ciilarius. Xiirnian Kinne} ' and Philip P.utler. The (ither men who played until the tournament were: August Hess, Donald Lutz. Charles Starks, Herbert Christian, Lloyd McIMurray and Jack Utter. Graduation will take Ivlward (.dldman, Frank Arcuhirius, August Hess, Robert Christian. Those remaining are: Howard Arcularius, Norman Knney, Charles Starks. Lloyd AIcAhu ' ry, Jack Utter, John Provience, George Vonderheide and Phillip Butler. 3T0KY OF THF TOURNAMENT AT LANCASTER Bishop vs. Victorville OL ' R first tournanuit game started rather unfavorably for Bishop. At the end of the lirst half, the score was 14 to 14 and Bishop finally picked up and carried the score away. Final score :BishQp 22. Victorville 21. SEAri-FIN.VLS. P.ishop ys, Barstow P.ishop played a much better game than jireviously. The game va.- very exciting regardless of tlu ' fact that liishop won. Barstow played a splendid game. Final sore: I ' .ishop 24, Barstow, 14. F1X. LS, Bishop vs. Needles The much touted Needles team met P.ishoii with strength. The game was close throughout, one team leading, then the other. Toward the end, cheering sjiectators were making so much noise that whistles could not be hearil, Final score: I ' .it hi ' P 31, Needles 29. MASKI ' Tl ' , ALL SCHEDULE AND SCORES. 1932-1933 Pec, 2, , Pishop 41, GoUlfield 12 Jan. 6, Bishop 28, Lancaster 12 Dec. 8, ..-,.-. P.ishop 21. Goldtield ( Feb. 10, .... Bishop 41, Lone Pine 10 Pec, 9, Bishop 20, Tonopah 2 Feb. 17, Bishop 54, Town B 6 Pgc! 13, Bishop 32, Town P 14 I ' eb. 18, Bishop 41, Big Pine 28 Ppc 15, Bishop 19, Tonopah 24 ALarch 10, .... Bishop 25, Big Pine 18 82 BL PINON RED LETTER DAYS AT SCHOOL Aug. 29. School started. It looked like a kinder ' avten. Sept. 2. Fre.shies ' reception. Initiation was great. Sept. 29. Mr. Land visited assembly, giving talk on tire prevention. Oct. 1. Lancaster ])layed Bishop football on their Held. Oct. 8. Football with Lone Pine. Oct. 19. Senior-Freshmen volleyball game. iMeshies ' favor. Oct. 20. So])homorc-Jnnior volleyball game. juniors ' were victors. Nov. 3. Captain Buer, in assembly, gave talk on safetv and accidents. . ' ov. 5. Lone Pine plays Bishop in football. Nov. n. Football game with Carson Indians. Nov. 17. The Clean-Up going strong. Nov. 19. Senior Prom. Oh! My bunions! . lively time had l)v :ill. Nov. 19. Lancaster plays football with Bisho|), on loc;ii fu-id. Nov. 24-28. Thanksgiving vacation. Everyone glad. Dec. 2. Basketball with Goldfield. VVe won. Hurray ! Dec. 8. Jmiior-Senior ilebate. Seniors were victt)rs. Dec. 9. Freshmen-Soj)homore debate. Sophomores won. Dec. 15. Christmas program. It was fine. Dec. 16. Bishop plays Tonopah in basketball. Our favor. Jan. 5. Mr. Tom VVatterson gave a very interesting talk on Pompeii. Jan. 13. Junior Carnival. Big success. Hurrah for the Juniors! Feb. 10. Basketball game with Big Pine. Feb. 13. Installation of new Student Body officers. Feb. 13. Mid-year graduation. First time in history of school. Feb. 22. Mr. James in charge of Washington birthdav program. Mar. 2. Junior Red Cross program, in charge of Mrs. Van Loon. .Mrs. Foster gave an interesting talk on her home ct)nnlrv. Mar. 3. Basketball game at I ancaster. League games. Mar. 9. Program ])resented by students who visited Old Ironsides. Mar. 30 Assembly s]jonsored !))■ the Music . p])rcciation class. April 3. Assembly program in charge of Mr. Bill WhorfT who showcil u some pictures of the snow and Will Rogers. April 6. { ' jirls ' Phys cal educat on class gave a i)rograiu in asseml)lv. April 8. Inyo Track Meet at Lone Pine. Bishop ' s favor. .• pril 10. Senior Old Clothes Day Of all the freaks! April 15. Track meet at Lancaster. April 19. Senior ditch day. Went to mountains. . pril 22. Girls ' League Tea. May 12. The Senior play Nothing But the Truth went over hig. May 13. Inyo county tennis tournament at Big Pine. May 25. Junior-Senior banquet. June 4. Br(ccalaureate services, june 7. Senior breakfast. June 8. At last Commencement. June 9. Last day of school for everyone but Seniors. ( 5 O (a 3.  no:? B c ci w IT H 1 3- o- tt s 3 O o d . 3 o 3 -1 Q ■ c ?► =; o o 5 ' X s ro O T 2 c to m 2 g w d - M O M (D 2 u? 3- 3 3 o- 3 O (K! X O S M r 3 3- :? § s t ' pj pj P9 p p o 5 ' la 01? a- 3 - _ C g oacoRisg ' o ' CCOTC3|g ' SoD-e S IS p cam-; ■r 7j 2 — 1 2 f- p 5 f (V 3 CO ■a P S ° 2 -o ■ ? p O o p p re •a •-I o 2 © o oq c 5 ' 2 C clq ' 5 ' 5 ' a i -l ' J O ? r- - o o X n 01 ■ 1 S. 3- P on? P C. c n P re c 2. C 3 5 ' „ IX? ° uq 3- 3 3 TJ : ri p re c ; 1] ? CO Q „ 1 o ' - £ T ' T3 3 3 ' ' H? 01? CO re o CO ■-) 2 p 3  § 5 ' t 1 (Jl? p X 3 re : ' 3- 3- p re re -o 3 re r 1 p re 3 1 K K --™ o 3 0 re P p 3 re P 3 re ? Vi p: H o O 3 p 3 P l-H . H K r 5- a £. 3- P re C 3 ■ 3  ?. O P 3 S q: w B o - c JO P p PD 2 ? a c p o : r- c o p o O ui — li fti A re re a 3 T) =■ sr 1 o re o „ 3 o c b a re 5; cm a: o . • p to m c 3 re ° 3 P 3 i t3 « 1 - o =■■ S £ ' 3 o •. X re re ui ' o o c 3 3 O W EC M CD H ? X S 5 5- oi p O. r. -, a ui •r (  ■ re I « = -■go 11 re re f o o o c 3 3 D. O ' o Cl n s - 3 3- 3- 9 P O re X •a C p c M ' ti ' 5! 34 EL PINON Mr. Donald Palmer, coach of the Bishop High Tennis Team, selected the players to represent Bishop at Big Pine in the Tournament, May 13, 1933. The results are as follows : Boys ' Singles Bishop Girls ' Singles — .. Big Pine Boys ' Doubles - Bishop Girls ' Doubles — Big Pine Mixed Doubles Bishop Score: Bishoj) played nine matches, won seven. Big Pine played five matches, won two. Independence played seven matches, won two. Bishop team — Clara Shelly, Pauline Johnson, Mary Arcularius, Vivian Johnson, Howard Plillis, Clare Keslar, Carlton McKimiey, Sidney McAfee. JOI ES EL PINON 35 36 EL PINON Jack Utter: Yovi cl(i so ri ' iiiiiid nu ' of a half moon. Dot Dean: Ah, romantic, yon mean? Jack: No, not all there. In the (lays if nlil when kniyhts were bold And barons held their sway They took their orders from their wives Just as they do today. Coach in Chemistry: Xame three ailicles containing starch. Carlton: Two cnlTs and a c(}llar. .Mr. Condit : What is a | il -on ? eal Clark: . n escaped parrot. .Mr. Wood: Who was Mars? Kiggs: Sec. of war in the Inpitei administration. Hetty r oggs : Rosalie, did Mm e er get :i proposal? Ivosalie: Yes once a gentleman asked me over the telephone to many him. lint he had the wrong nundier. Donald: 1 am stnck on this ])r(il)k-m. Mr. Condit: 1 am glad ymi like it. Mollier: I ' ll teach yon to kiss my danghter. Taylor: Yon ' re jnst a minntr late. Madam. I ' ve already learned. The ])rofessor talked on. I )nl e snoi cd on. Finalh- he said to the at lentixi- Frank. Frank, will you please wake up Deston? Wake him u ciinself. nu put him to sleep, was the replv. Tlu- old maid: Has the can.ary had its hath yet? Tilt- new maid: ' es he has. ma ' am, ' on can come in now. .Mrs. an Loon: What C(jnld he nioi ' e s.adder than a man witluMi ' a country? |olm T ' . : A country without a n)an. Kegistar: What is your occnp.ation. I ' rosh : I ' m helping Father. Regist.ar: . nd what does your fatlicr do? Frosh : He ' s retired. lie told tlu ' sh maid of his love The color left her cheeks But on the shoulder of his coat It showed for many weeks. I ' at: I ' ncic, I wish you ' d gi c me th;it beautiful lace handkerchiet we saw to(la - for my birthd.ay. It is only .f5. Uncle: Ni.x, that ' s loo much to bknv in. KI. TTNON ?7 88 EL PINON ' - . ' Fred B: Why does Missouri stand at the head of the mule industry. ' ' Coach : Because that ' s the safest end to stand at. Mrs. Foster: Why is it 1 received no paper from vdu today? Lucie: My roommate had a date last night. Aunt Kate came up the sidewalk and said to her nephew: Good morning, Howard. Is your mother in? Sure, she ' s in, replied Howard, Do yt u suppose I ' d he workin ' in the garden on Saturday morning if she wasn ' t? Papa, said V ' ondy. Now Vondy, replied Mr. Vondeheide, I shall answer only one more question today, so he careful what you ask. Yes, Papa. Well, go on. Why don ' t they hury the Dead Sea? Mr. Moore: Charles, if you had a little more spunk, you would stand out better in your class. Now, do you know what spunk is? ' ' Charles : Yes sir. It ' s the past participle of spank. Mary Ellen: I play the ]iiano just to kill time. Vondy: Why limit it to time? Doug: How do you feel? Pat : I ' m sick. Doug: Well, I thought— Pat : Oh, othewise I feel all right. Lloyd: You look beautiful in that dress. Dot D: (Smiling sweetly). It ' s not the dress; it ' s the hat. Lloyd: (grinning wisely), No, it ' s the combination. Mr. Wood: I will give you one day to hand in that paper. Ed Goldman: All right, how about the fourth of July? Grace: I don ' t feel well this morning. Geraldine: Where do you feel the worst? ' Grace : In school. ' Mr. Moore: If you want to be a mechanic, you have to take advanced . lgebra. Solid Geometry and Trigonometry. Weldon : 1 guess I ' ll l e a tramp. Alice: Do you think a girl should learn to love l)cfore 20? Pat; Nope, too large an audience. Pearl: If we have a test today in Histor}-. I ' ll throw a lit. Thelma: Throw one in for me, too. EL PTNON 59 r . ,.-iy ?:f, j f ii I Tl 40 5JL PTNON Mother: Who taught ynii to use tli.il ilrcidfril word? ' ' Honglas : Santa Clans, mama. Mother: Santa Clans? DonLclas: Yes mama, when he fell o er a rhair in my bedroom on Christmas Eve. Anxious Mother: Mow do yon know my son is in love with you? Has he told you so? Ilelin: No-o! Hut yon should see the va he looks at mc when I ' m nut l()(d ini:: at him. l ' hott)gra])her : Do you want a large picture or a small one? i,a V ' ern : A small one. riiotographer : Then close yonr month, jilease. ir,ginia: I hear that Ilelen lin.-illy married that tloctor who was calling on her. .Mice: Dear and why did she do that? N ' irginia : . he was afraid he wduld send her a bill for all his visits if she ilidn ' t. Taylor: When are you a good sport? Kinney : .All the time. Taylor: Then let me lean against iu. I ' irst cat: Wasn ' t Tom the meow last night? . - eciiiid cat: S ' eali he was the li es of the ])arty. Mary: Do you sutler from ]iiid tot)thl)rusli ? C.en I ' ..: Yes. Marv ' : Then wli don ' t (iu get a green one? We read that a .gangster ' s bullet passed through a Chicago man ' s han uliont injiuing him. . parting shot as it were. What ' s hai)pened. Dnke? jane asked when he had climbed out of thf r; v to investigate the precise nature of the trouble. I ' mu ' ture. he said briefly. ' ou ought to have been on the lookout for this, was the helpful remark, ' ou remember the guide warned yon of a fork in the road. A fiu ' Coat often hides an em])ty i)ocket. ' Tis better to have loved and lost th;m never to have found your love. iXever keep a man yon care for dangling on a string. Some other girl ma) cut it. LK)yd : What was }our idea of going out with my girl? Doug : That was no idea ; that was an inspiration. EL PINON 41 ■ tec- IS EL Pmoii Bob C. : I had to sell my horse. Pat P.: What for? Bob : Two bits. Jim: Why are people buried six foot under ground? Toney : Usually because they ' re dead. Frank: My girl doesn ' t understand me, does yours? Duke: I don ' t know. I ' ve never heard her mention your name. Voice over phone: Helen says she isn ' t in. Is there any message? Answer: Yes, tell her Ed didn ' t call. George Somebody : I ' d like to buy a bill fold. Phillip Nobody: What ' s the matter — can ' t you fold them by hand? Howard was telling ' irginia good-night at 2 :jO in the a. m. Suddenly Mr. Black opened the upstairs window and said: Say young man, I don ' t mind your coming to see my daughter, or telling her good- night at 2:30 in the morning, but for my sake take your hand oft ' the door bell. Is he a good rabbit dog? incjuired the hunter after inspecting the animal. I ' ll say he is, replied Charlie with pride, You should have seen the way he went after Nell ' s new sealskin coat. They laughed when I sat down at the piano ; 1 had forgotten to bring lIic piano stool. Tom W.: (disgustedly) I think I ' ve got a flat tire. D. Wilkerson : Oh ! give me a chance, we ' re not a block from home yet. Joe ' oods : I ' ve been window shopping. Neal McNally: Whad da ya mean, window shopping? Joe: Why looking in windows. Neal: Heck, nobody ' s going to bed this time of night. Howard McAfee: Do you think the college spirit is the bunk? Augie Hess: Not if yuu ' ve some place else to sleep. Beckner: My razor has been cutting me so much lately, I fear I ' M have to change the blade. J. Anderson: Why not keep the blade and change tiie face? La ' ern : That lawyer of mine has his nerve. Tom: Why so? La Ycrn : Listen to this item in his bill : ' For waking up in the night and thinking over your case, $5. EL PINON 43 44 EL PTNON ' I ' liiii tlurc w.is tlir Si-iililiiii.Mi wIkp Ihhii Iu llic car liccausc the clutch was tlitdwn in. Mr. Jaiiu ' s: What was ihc lirst nilcr i f Russia called? Sinipsiin : TIk ' Czar. Mr. Janu ' s: .Xnd his wile? Sinipsciii: The ' Czarina, Sir. . lr. jauirs: . n(i the- children? Sini|is(in: Czarchncs. v ir. I ' rcish: I wish 1 knew si miclhini.; ' l(j do tn pass the time away. Snph ; Why dun ' t yi u read a Ix.iok? l ' ' r(jsli ■ 1 diin ' t like Imoks. 1 started one named ' Dictinnary ' written h} W ehster hut all the stories were ton slujrt. Miss I ' .eatty: I ' se the word ' iiuome ' in a sentence. l)an Mc: The lio - opened the doi ir and income a cat. Miss Tyler, to jack .Mexandei . after ;i week ' s aljsence : Wdiy have yon heen .ahsent ? lack: 1 hurt m ' ankle. Mi.ss T ler : . ery lame excuse, indeed. Tlu.iuj;li J ligii school davs Have their delights, They can ' t compare Mth lliyh school ni.L; hts. Co.icli : Who can descril)e a caterpiller ? l ' ' lo : h ' rr, wh aldi. it ' s an upholstered worm. Ildw.ird A.: (lenerally sjieakini.; wnmen are — 3-es they arc — irj.;inia : . re what ? Howard: I ' ,enei :dl ' spe:iking ' . Mr. Moore: Is dur d.aughtei a hnished nHisici:in. Mrs. Shell -: . ot et. hut the neighhors are making threats. Miss . rmstroni.; ' in ad :inced cooking class: I ' m tempted to ,give you another test this week. X ' oiee. from r(.-:ir of room, Yield not to temptation. EL PINON 15 2 7 V 27 r 46 EL PINON y .. Ar ryj ' rr ,i w ' L t . 5W -= £2 6 ' o 7 ' V wO ;. 7 sT C= y rtXs - Inyo Register Press, Bishop, California. Cover.s by Webor-McCrea, Los Angeles, California.