Bishop O Dowd High School - Mitre Yearbook (Oakland, CA)

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Remarks: Dear Staff My grandfather just told me that he drove a jeep in World War II. What kind of talk is that? I mean, did the Army guys just stop fighting and go do some off-roading? And when I asked him if he had a Renegade or a Cherokee, he said he didn't know. I mean, he must be getting senile of something. Horace Bohack San Leandro, CA Dear Stafh When they say that Handi-Wipes have a thousand and one uses, don't you believe it!Ican only come up with six hundred and seventy-four. But I 'm still trying. Oh look! the cat's dirty. . , Jackie Giacoletti Oakland, CA Dear Staff In this day and age, with rockets to the moon and delicious decaffinated coffee, cat wrestling con tin ues to grow as a popular past time in the US. Please, please, if you yourself your spouse, or anybody you know is in- volved with this horrible sport'Q seek help, . .unless you you're really into lf. Faun Laurel Rosenberg Marin, CA Dear Staff I've got sort of a problem and I thought you might be able to help. Last night, Van and I were at Spengers, waiting for our smoked salmon. We were just sitting there, looking at each other, when suddenly, Van's head imploded! It just ruined the whole meal and we still had to pay for the fish! I mean, is that unfair or what? Mrs. Van Amburg San Francisco, CA Dear Staff lknow how you can make your Let- ters to the Editors section even stu- pider. On second thought, no I don 't. Billy Glasser Age 4 Montclair, CA Dear Staff Maybe I'm crazy. I don't know, but I think Proctor and Gamble is trying to kill off people with drab, misbehavin' hair. I 've always followed the direc- tions even when they seemed stupid. But this!I was taking a shower, about to wash my hair, when Ipick up the Pert and read the directions. They say Lather, Rinse, Repeat. So I do. The problem is, when do I stop repeating? I could drown in here! Calvin Sn eedler Milpitas, CA Dear Staff Boy am I lucky. Last week, I hadjust finished screaming at the line judge, and was in the process of jumping over the net, when myleft tennis shoe came off and I crashed down onto the cement. Fractured knees and shattered elbows? An end to my career? No, thank God, Ilanded on my skullljeez, I'm lucky. john McEnroe Los Angeles, CA Dear Staff ifu cn rd ths msg u cn bcm a sec Kr gt a gd jb! c c lkwski Oakland, CA Dear Staff Oh boy. Ijust heard on the news that the U.S. government is spending three million dollars to learn how to com- municate with porpoises. Okay, so we Hgure out their language. What are they going to tell us? The water's warm? I couldn't care less what't on a porpoise's mind, I can't stand talking to my wife, let alone a stupid fish! Lionel Twain 22 Twain, SP