Billings Senior High School - Kyote Yearbook (Billings, MT)

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The Kyote Class Prophecy In Chickywaa we heard a beautiful noise. Who should it be but Ashley Rice teach- ing the little- Waa-Waafs how to play the shoe horn. All along .oursjourney we saw Eulaine Minshall on bill boards and magazine cov- ers. She is a very famous artist's model. In a little school in Poland we saw a familiar sight. It was Thelma Morehouse still giving out the old B. H. S. yellow slips. . Here also we found Marjorie Lohstreter playing the piccolo for the amusement of the to-wn. In Turkey we came upon Leo Twiggs and Sam Rice. We were very much surprised by their newest enterprise, of trying to make the women wear veils. They were ably assisted by Bus Moore and Bill Railing who did most of the hard labor. Then to Russia. There we found John Satterfield living in Moscow. His wife is ' the former Evelyn Appleby. Here also we found George Little. He is the radio announcer for station B-LAB. In Vladivostock, posing as clothes dummies for Anne Helder, who is the leading fashion artist in Europe, were Paul Byall, Sylvan Brunsvold, and Paul Parker. Inthe country of Siberia we came upon Ed Coleman in a night club. He has the lead in his great dance sensation, Tapioca. Here also we found Walt Trenerry, teaching college girls how to toe dance. His assistants are Richard Peyton, Alban Sipe, Verne Speer, and Stanley Stevens. In Senegambia we saw L-ew Ward. Yes, he is married to Edna Mae Devore. She has a good job so it is very easy to support him. Florence Stevens is raising ostriches in 'Pecunia. Although business was slow at first she hired Lewis Wynne and Norman Wagoner to pose for the feather ads. We thought it strange but now she is out of the business. Then to China! First we visited James Allison. He is teaching physics to Mr. Schauer in Shanghai High. . Edith Hutchins is taking care of children in a nursery ward in Hong Kong. In Tokio we find Bill Trott, Frank Tschirgi, and Bob Turco chief editors of the Hong Kong News. In a. little out-of-the-way street of one of the leading towns of China we came upon Bob Zepp operating a peep show at two cents a peep or ten peeps for a quarter. We also found Leora Cravens and Kathryn Denton running a steam laundry. They get up steam by running around the block every fifteen minutes. - India-and Mil Ephland. She, did a dumb little trick and got married. She wouldn't tell us his name but we suppose it was one of her high school flames. -. We learned that Alma Halverson is the stenographer to Mahatma Ghandi's son. Then, upon journeying to the Himalayan mountains, who should we find but Eugene Elliot as a horse doctor. Africa was our next stop. It seems that the Sahara Desert has attracted a lot of our old friends. E - I Arthur Arnold is running a filling station. 'He is assisted by Bob Michotte. Don Bergeson is the Barnum ba.by strong m.an. He keeps in condition by carrying H20 to the pachiderms. Here also we find Russell Dunn ac-ting as a motorcycle cop. Ruth Stevens is running a roller skating rink. Her floor manager is Margaret Stahley. Living with the cannibals-in fact one of them-we find our old friend Sam Panos. He got his job with them by the way he has of slaying the women. Here also we find John Fitchback trying to take the gold out of the rings of the cannibals. He is assisted by Glen Peterson and Leslie Lane. Patricia Hart, Jemima Harper, Anna Halverson, and Alma Hanson are beauty oper- ators in the central part of Africa. And then we come upon the star pitcher of the pigmy baseball team-Kenny Linville. Here also we find Clement Lord who is running a heck shop, and George Moses and Earnest 'Parkin in a drug store. In Arabia we heard some oriental music. VVe very quietly looked in at a Window and who should we see but Arthur Greenleaf smoking a pipe. He was surrounded by the girls of his harem of whom Judy Adams was his favorite. Some of the others were Clara Tschirgi, Muriel Turner, and Dorothy Volker. ' Page Twenty-two

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Thirty-Four Class Prophecy ln London, Helen Lyden, Ruth Nelson, Amelia Yost, Virginia McKittrick, and Edith McConnachie were stenographers in the firm of Harding and Davis. In France we found Harriott Elliot painting artificial eyebrows for the Moulin Rouge. Among those in the chorus are Harriet Gervais, Carolyn Gardiner, Bernice Emmons, and Matilda Engi. At the leading movie in Paris we saw Mary Everson as the blonde siren. WVe heard that she drove Mae West out of business. Also we found Ruth Hogan, Joyce Holmes and Maxine Hughes as the best known Paris chorus girls. They are noted most for their old rye waltzes. At a department store who should we find but Alberta Campen, Sara Cardwell, and Faith Clark as saleswomen of the Amalga1nated Hairpin Corporation. The editors of the most populr French papers are Lorraine Coy, Carol and Virginia Connelly, and Louise Derrick. To top our visit in Paris who should we see but Robeson Allport disguised as Mahat- ma Ghandi. It seems that he is married to Dee Dunc-an who takes all the money for clothes. Then to Ita.ly and we find Ed Bolton happily married to Mary Lou Hay. He spends most of his spare time boring holes in macaroni to support his 14 sons. We also came upon Luther Cook who is producing fotoball teams by mail through a correspondence course. There also we heard the magnetic voice of George Hovland. He has the stupendous job of conducting assemblies in kindergarten in Rome. , Also in Rome we find Adele Hampton posing as the chief shiner, polisher, and counter of pennies in the J. C. Penney store. Skipping about in the streets of Venice who should we hear crooning but Fay Leighy. He has the job of organ-grinder and with him, even though we could hardly recognize him, was Bud Hustad as the monkey. In Switzerland we found Jimmie Mills and Hank Thomas selling beans to the Swiss navy. Also in a most flourishing town of Switzerland we find Germaine Fritzen in the rug business. We figured she was still trying to hook somebody. In Germany we came upon Genevieve Musson. She told ns that she had broken all the former records in the Olympic- games this year. Pearl Johnson and Trevie Jones were the head nurses at St. Vincent's hospital in Palooka, Germany. In Copenhagen, Denmark, we came upon Ronald Calkins. He is the manager of the Take and Pay It store. In Norway we found Bernard Cahill married to June Brooks. They are raising dogs to sell to Icelanders. In Paduka we came upon Alvin Frost. He is a. noted authority on evolution and is conducting an expedition to look for the missing links. It is suspected that the most prominent of these are Don Lookingbill, Marvin Hash, Richard Hartley, George Holmes, and Arnold Hawks. Also in Paduka we found Chester Fitch and Glen Rice. They are trombone engrav- ers and are doing a sliding business. In Yugo-Slavia we were very happy to find -Maurice Arnold and Dayle Selvidge teaching the young generation the value of staying home nights. Here also we found James Burton and Bob Frost as the two head butter-and-egg men of the country. Journeying to Peoria we find the dancing sensation, Albert Fargo, giving instruc- tions on his latest dance, Bu1lero. H-ere a.lso we find Jo MacDonald, who is noted for her excellent advice to the love- lorn because of her many, many experiences. She is very ably assisted by Ruth Keithly who supplies all the information she can find to help. In Austria Koral Kelly and Evelyn Kimble are just completing their tour in which they are teaching the people how to be dignified. Also in Austria we find Dorothy Marquette, Helen Merwin, and Elizabeth Murphy who have started a chicken farm. Page Twenty one

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Thirty-F our Class Prophecy Mary Blotkamp, Alice Bromenshenk, Amelia Bury and Gertrude Cook joined the French Foreign Legion in Algeria. They are all disguised as men. As we had not visited any of the islands we decided to make them our next stop. First the Philippines. Here we found Louise Dourte and Dorothy Dell as the new governesses of the Isla.nds because of their ability to tame wild men. They were very ably assisted by Montana Coppo and Helen Calkins who knew more about the fine points of this job. Here also we find Georgia Neff at the head of the society to prevent over-population. Helping her are Mildred Nobles, Elizabeth Nordlaud, Mary Peterson, Dorothy Palmer, and Harriet Pfaff. Next the Shetland Islands, and who should we find but Glenn Gentry and Eid Becker as the head' street cleaners. Helping them are Charles Clark, Ralph Hansen, Will Schiller, and Glenn Olson. Then the Wake Islands. Bob Herrenbruck is here as the representative of the West- ern Union with his assistants, Dave Madsen, Clinton Oehlerking, and George Hiibscher. At the Canary Islands we find Tom Murray as the chief horse packer in the horse factory. His main helping hands are Lester Houser, Bill Lueck, John McLean, and Ralph Hansen. Then we go back to Hawaii. Here we find Ray Brown cleaning veils for the dance of the seven veils. He says it is a very profitable business. Nina. Hayes is here and does most of her warbling for these dancers. She is accom.- pauied on the phonograph by Fred Schrupp and on the comb by Omvall Arestad. Then Wet came upon Jim Mannon. It seems he is still trying to make his K in Kealakekua-Hawaii. Next the Virgin Islands and here we come upon Johnny Quarles taking care of children in a nursery ward. We also found Bus Elliot and Kay Durham married and living happily here. A group of South Sea dancers consisted of Vera Rambough, Louise Rauh, Iris Sams, Mary Lean Schutz, and Evelyn Sieffort. The bathing beauties were Geneva Thompson, Lottie Smith, Margaret Stewart, Elizabeth Trenka, and Mary Ellen Wiggenhorn. Of course we don't need to tell you that prize was awarded to Mary Ellen. 'Mfargaret and Marion Williams are running a successful vodvil. Those- in their dancing chorus are Opal Ward, Marcia Westcomb, Mary Ann Westover, Irene Cole, and Lucille Westover. Phyllis Wogan is doing a midget act. Margaret Wright is the usher. Here also we find Mildred Wolfe acting as a secretary to Pete. She wouldn't divulge his last name. A We also came upon Frankie Knutson. She is residing in Hawaii trying to forget her love affairs. She believes in changing husbands as often as she changes hats. On our way to the South Seas we encountered a group of Inermaids. They were Eva Phythian, Helen Powell, Mary Lou Tobin, Jean Olson, Sandy Nodler, Pauline Quarles, and Blanche Roseau. ' From here we decided to go to the South Pole as a climax to our trip and who do you think we discovered here, none other than Ellen Surr and Ed Harper experimenting with a freckle cream to make Mexican hairless dogs have freckles. I don't doubt but that they will be successful. Albertine Spaulding was trying to teach the Eskimos how to Make Hay While the Sun Shines. 'Paul Carlin operates a hotel for no11-stop hoppers at the North Pole. Jimmy Todd is selling shoes with a sanitary insole to prevent perspiration. Jo Connelly, Gertrude Cook and Irene Cook are growing buttercups to sell to tourists. Back to our yacht we decided to stop at Monte Carlo and here we found Warren Bergeson united with Gunhild Lee. It is their third try. As we stopped in 'Havana on our way home who should we see but Bob Bridenbaugh taking the place of the wooden Indian in front of Bertie's Bull Durham cigar store. This made us feel just as if we were back in B. H. S. We had completed our trip and have accomplished our purpose which was to visit all our classmates. We hope we can visit you all some time in the near future-perhaps the next ten or fifteen years. Until then this is station KGY signing off. Page Twenty three