Billings Senior High School - Kyote Yearbook (Billings, MT)

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Thirty-Four Class Prophecy ln London, Helen Lyden, Ruth Nelson, Amelia Yost, Virginia McKittrick, and Edith McConnachie were stenographers in the firm of Harding and Davis. In France we found Harriott Elliot painting artificial eyebrows for the Moulin Rouge. Among those in the chorus are Harriet Gervais, Carolyn Gardiner, Bernice Emmons, and Matilda Engi. At the leading movie in Paris we saw Mary Everson as the blonde siren. WVe heard that she drove Mae West out of business. Also we found Ruth Hogan, Joyce Holmes and Maxine Hughes as the best known Paris chorus girls. They are noted most for their old rye waltzes. At a department store who should we find but Alberta Campen, Sara Cardwell, and Faith Clark as saleswomen of the Amalga1nated Hairpin Corporation. The editors of the most populr French papers are Lorraine Coy, Carol and Virginia Connelly, and Louise Derrick. To top our visit in Paris who should we see but Robeson Allport disguised as Mahat- ma Ghandi. It seems that he is married to Dee Dunc-an who takes all the money for clothes. Then to Ita.ly and we find Ed Bolton happily married to Mary Lou Hay. He spends most of his spare time boring holes in macaroni to support his 14 sons. We also came upon Luther Cook who is producing fotoball teams by mail through a correspondence course. There also we heard the magnetic voice of George Hovland. He has the stupendous job of conducting assemblies in kindergarten in Rome. , Also in Rome we find Adele Hampton posing as the chief shiner, polisher, and counter of pennies in the J. C. Penney store. Skipping about in the streets of Venice who should we hear crooning but Fay Leighy. He has the job of organ-grinder and with him, even though we could hardly recognize him, was Bud Hustad as the monkey. In Switzerland we found Jimmie Mills and Hank Thomas selling beans to the Swiss navy. Also in a most flourishing town of Switzerland we find Germaine Fritzen in the rug business. We figured she was still trying to hook somebody. In Germany we came upon Genevieve Musson. She told ns that she had broken all the former records in the Olympic- games this year. Pearl Johnson and Trevie Jones were the head nurses at St. Vincent's hospital in Palooka, Germany. In Copenhagen, Denmark, we came upon Ronald Calkins. He is the manager of the Take and Pay It store. In Norway we found Bernard Cahill married to June Brooks. They are raising dogs to sell to Icelanders. In Paduka we came upon Alvin Frost. He is a. noted authority on evolution and is conducting an expedition to look for the missing links. It is suspected that the most prominent of these are Don Lookingbill, Marvin Hash, Richard Hartley, George Holmes, and Arnold Hawks. Also in Paduka we found Chester Fitch and Glen Rice. They are trombone engrav- ers and are doing a sliding business. In Yugo-Slavia we were very happy to find -Maurice Arnold and Dayle Selvidge teaching the young generation the value of staying home nights. Here also we found James Burton and Bob Frost as the two head butter-and-egg men of the country. Journeying to Peoria we find the dancing sensation, Albert Fargo, giving instruc- tions on his latest dance, Bu1lero. H-ere a.lso we find Jo MacDonald, who is noted for her excellent advice to the love- lorn because of her many, many experiences. She is very ably assisted by Ruth Keithly who supplies all the information she can find to help. In Austria Koral Kelly and Evelyn Kimble are just completing their tour in which they are teaching the people how to be dignified. Also in Austria we find Dorothy Marquette, Helen Merwin, and Elizabeth Murphy who have started a chicken farm. Page Twenty one

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Page Twenty The Kyote 1 Class Prophecy Ladies and Gentlemen: This is station KGY broadcasting from Jerry McBride's, the multi-millionaires, yacht, which is on its way home from a trip around the world. The guests on this boat are: Ellen Serr, Bob Zepp, Jo MacDonald, Sam Rice, Ruth Keithly, Ashley Rice, Det Vifaddell, and Leo Twiggs. The orchestra on board is con- ducted by Glen Olson with Ed Bolton, Will Schiller, Irvin Butz, Jean Carroll, Ralph Hansen, and Sam Panos. Also on the entertainment program is that heart-rending blues singer, Mary Torian, whose picture you have probably seen posing for magazine ads, in collaboration with Steve Trenka, the world's most well known tap dancer. This broadcast is conducted especially for the graduating class of 15 years ago, the class of '34 at B. H. S., to inform them of the doings of their fellow classmates. We started our trip with a tour of the United States and who should we see raising razor- back hogs in Raiserville, Iowa but our old pals, Dick Agnew, Bruce Morrison, Blair Meyers, George McConnell, and Ralph Rhea. Our next stop was at a small-town theater in good old Mossmain where Leslie Arentzen had the lead in Model Hen-Pecked Husband. We then journeyed to Hesper and were surprised to find that a circus was in town. There we found Margaret Albin, Margaret Davids and Ruth Bartz the sole owners of Mayor Hoop1e's flea circus. Business was rather slow due to the fact that recently two over-w-orked fleas escaped. That night we heard a great commotion, and on going outside who should we see but Jinnny Day helping Kate Smith carry the moon over the mountain. In Billings we found Oral Henkel still waiting for R. C. We have expected to see them together before this but he still shows no interest. We also saw Anne Gerharz, Ethel Giltner, Esther Glantz, and Jane Grieve in charge of the city dog pound taking care of stray cats. ' n Then who should we see but Bernice Fraser who told us that she and Ed Halland had been happily married for 13 years. Ed has finally perfected a cure for insomnia. Hlis able assistants were Margaret Heslep, Estella Cantrell, and Mwyrtle Bartz. Who should we see next but our dear friend Jack Purcell. He is still going with Judy and taking all her kicks. On our way to Hollywood who should we see but Betty King who told us that she had a job posing for the Popper Gum Company located in Hicksville. In sunny California we found Arthur Salsbury raising rare pansies. They had good stock from which to ma.ke their selection. Helping him in this work were Kenneth Saunders and Bob Sayre who we found was married to Barbara Herrenbruck and had settled down for a month. Hollywood! There, taking care of the triplets, we found Harry Rothrook, jealously watching Jeanne Wagoner go through the love scenes in her latest movie. Here also we found that Shirley Shinn, Bill Spaulding, Bill Sexton, and Ed Sharon were in the carpenter business. They are noted for their original futuristic designs. As we passed through a small town we heard a beautiful masculine voice singing and were very much surprised to find Fred Soular singing in St. Olaf's choir. On our way back east who should we find but Loretta. Waddell as the college widow at West Point. ' Back in some little town we found Margaret Waits manufacturing gold dust. It seems that gold had gotten quite scarce since we were in school. In New York who should we find but Barbara Bouton and Ruth Klopfer. It seems that they are old-maid school teachers. They are cooperating to enforce the rule, More work and less play for students. We heard that Carol Larson and Virginia Lenunon are authors of the book Impos- sible to Be Unhappy if Single. All election was also going on in New York. Doris Lindstrom and Marjorie Logan were opposing candidates for the presidency of International Old Maids Club. From New York we started on our trip and it was surprising to find our old school mates in some of the places where we found them. Our first stop of importance was in Dublin, Ireland, where we found Nevivian Preble at the head of a girls' Glee Club. Her helpers were Ruby Pinnick, Evelyn Pidcock, Hazel Price, and Marie Purcell.

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The Kyote Class Prophecy In Chickywaa we heard a beautiful noise. Who should it be but Ashley Rice teach- ing the little- Waa-Waafs how to play the shoe horn. All along .oursjourney we saw Eulaine Minshall on bill boards and magazine cov- ers. She is a very famous artist's model. In a little school in Poland we saw a familiar sight. It was Thelma Morehouse still giving out the old B. H. S. yellow slips. . Here also we found Marjorie Lohstreter playing the piccolo for the amusement of the to-wn. In Turkey we came upon Leo Twiggs and Sam Rice. We were very much surprised by their newest enterprise, of trying to make the women wear veils. They were ably assisted by Bus Moore and Bill Railing who did most of the hard labor. Then to Russia. There we found John Satterfield living in Moscow. His wife is ' the former Evelyn Appleby. Here also we found George Little. He is the radio announcer for station B-LAB. In Vladivostock, posing as clothes dummies for Anne Helder, who is the leading fashion artist in Europe, were Paul Byall, Sylvan Brunsvold, and Paul Parker. Inthe country of Siberia we came upon Ed Coleman in a night club. He has the lead in his great dance sensation, Tapioca. Here also we found Walt Trenerry, teaching college girls how to toe dance. His assistants are Richard Peyton, Alban Sipe, Verne Speer, and Stanley Stevens. In Senegambia we saw L-ew Ward. Yes, he is married to Edna Mae Devore. She has a good job so it is very easy to support him. Florence Stevens is raising ostriches in 'Pecunia. Although business was slow at first she hired Lewis Wynne and Norman Wagoner to pose for the feather ads. We thought it strange but now she is out of the business. Then to China! First we visited James Allison. He is teaching physics to Mr. Schauer in Shanghai High. . Edith Hutchins is taking care of children in a nursery ward in Hong Kong. In Tokio we find Bill Trott, Frank Tschirgi, and Bob Turco chief editors of the Hong Kong News. In a. little out-of-the-way street of one of the leading towns of China we came upon Bob Zepp operating a peep show at two cents a peep or ten peeps for a quarter. We also found Leora Cravens and Kathryn Denton running a steam laundry. They get up steam by running around the block every fifteen minutes. - India-and Mil Ephland. She, did a dumb little trick and got married. She wouldn't tell us his name but we suppose it was one of her high school flames. -. We learned that Alma Halverson is the stenographer to Mahatma Ghandi's son. Then, upon journeying to the Himalayan mountains, who should we find but Eugene Elliot as a horse doctor. Africa was our next stop. It seems that the Sahara Desert has attracted a lot of our old friends. E - I Arthur Arnold is running a filling station. 'He is assisted by Bob Michotte. Don Bergeson is the Barnum ba.by strong m.an. He keeps in condition by carrying H20 to the pachiderms. Here also we find Russell Dunn ac-ting as a motorcycle cop. Ruth Stevens is running a roller skating rink. Her floor manager is Margaret Stahley. Living with the cannibals-in fact one of them-we find our old friend Sam Panos. He got his job with them by the way he has of slaying the women. Here also we find John Fitchback trying to take the gold out of the rings of the cannibals. He is assisted by Glen Peterson and Leslie Lane. Patricia Hart, Jemima Harper, Anna Halverson, and Alma Hanson are beauty oper- ators in the central part of Africa. And then we come upon the star pitcher of the pigmy baseball team-Kenny Linville. Here also we find Clement Lord who is running a heck shop, and George Moses and Earnest 'Parkin in a drug store. In Arabia we heard some oriental music. VVe very quietly looked in at a Window and who should we see but Arthur Greenleaf smoking a pipe. He was surrounded by the girls of his harem of whom Judy Adams was his favorite. Some of the others were Clara Tschirgi, Muriel Turner, and Dorothy Volker. ' Page Twenty-two