Biggs High School - Rice Blade Yearbook (Biggs, CA)

Page 34 text:

JOKES Girl: Do They have a regular baking course in college? ProT.: Yes I know oT one man who was on The loaT Tor Tour years and is now in The bread line. X Sk lk EveryThing comes To him who orders hash.-Penn STaTe FroTh. lk Sk lk Boarding House Comedian: This Turkey, Mrs. Crunwhip, was evidenTly haTched in an incubaTor. Mrs. Prunewhip: WhaT makes you Think so? Codedian: Because, no Turkey ThaT had ever known a moTher's Tender care would ever have Turned ouT as Tough as This bird is. YY ik Y T-le sTrove To suppress The sTorm oT emoTion raging wiThin him-To gain masTery oT himselT if only Tor The mo- menT. IT was oT no avail. l-lis hands shook as he sTood humbly wiTh bowed head. lndicaTions oT The biTTer sTrug- gle could be read on his counTenance. Quickly and wiThouT warning he raised a conTorTed, impassioned Tace To The sky, mouTh gaping like ThaT oT a sTrangled miner. Then Three sneezes reverberaTed on The morning air. SY If lk Mr. Evers: Terrible! WhaT can l do To make you puT more expression inTo The kissing scene? Bill Fiedler: Pull down The c1irTain, geT everyone ouT OT here, and leave me alone wiTih Thaiblondte over Thore. .lust lor a Laugh Abie, your shirT Tail is ouT. OuT? Vere iss iT ouT? OUT vere The vesT begins. ik lk lk IsT man: A man who has 2 wives is a bigamisT I undersTand. So whaT is a man ThaT has 3 wives? 2nd man: A hogisT. lk lk wk Old Lady: Poor man. And is There a way To geT rid oT Those cooTies? Tramp: DaT's easy. l Take a baTh in de sand and den rubs down wiTh al- cohol. De cooTies den geTs drunk and kills each odder Trowin' rocks. -Okla. Whirlwind. X I lk The eccenTric who ThoughT ThaT an arTisTic sTrain was like a backache. The egoTisT who says, Who is The besT looking girl in The room? And why am I? The home girl who ThoughT Thaf PeTer Pan was a new kiTchen uTensil. My besT girl who Thinks There is sTill hope Tor me if people read This sorT oT sTuTT. lk lk X 'Twas midnighT in The parlor, 'Twas darkness everywhere: The sTillness was unbroken, For There was no one There. ll' lk lk l'll never geT over This, said The chicken as she ambled up To The osTrich egg. 1 lk ll!

Page 33 text:

SNAPSHO TS Any Day X 401.0 . Too NRTUQIQL QXQXBKE TO BE Fuawvy fVlf7rQ7Na SH Ll , .. ,. . y u we 1 y- K A kv t :Q gmai- I PSIILSJIILSO SUSTERS INTERESTING- fb!!-L. 0:2 DIS ouswwe- racnouf sm NW' V NNW' WHS 5,63 1-E Fl-FITVEYKS T:-:En , DQESNTI W?

Page 35 text:

Advertisements O Ill The Journalism Club herewith wishes to ex- press its sincere thanks to all Merchants who have talcen space in this Annual and trusts that the ad- vertising done here-in will reclound to their re- spective favor ss ss