Biddeford High School - Olympian Yearbook (Biddeford, ME)

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THE OLYMPIAN 87 Miss Bergeron fin activity periodj: Tarpy,l wish you would do some studying instead of gazing into Miss Allard's eyes. Miss Dunn: What is an optimist? B. Conlan: A sea animal with sev- eral arms. I'll be pulling out tomorrow. Wish me luck. Leaving town? No, opening a dental office. The doctor was quite a crank on the subject of diet, and one day he ad- monished a patient who always com- plained of stomach trouble as follows: Yes, I know the old story. But l tell you if you would give up this silly habit of eating meat it would be no trouble at all for you to live to eighty. Too late now, muttered the old man sadly, l've just passed me eighty-second birthday. MODERN ETIQUETTE ln order to take on the appearance of a city person while on a trip, the fol- lowing rules should be followed: On the train- S-hove your way onto the train, grab a good seat by a window before some- one else does, and spread your feet on the opposite seat to be comfortable. fThe main idea is to look out for your own interests? On the boat featingJ- If the first course is soup, don't be rude and blow it. Be politeg take off your hat and gently fan the soup with it. As for the actual eating of the soup, the more noise you make the better you impress the waitress. Do not lift the soup-plate more than four inches from the table, for it shows bad breed- ing. If the chicken jumps off the plate too much while cutting it, take it up in your fingers because it will get the ta- blecloth dirtyg thus arousing the wrath of the waitress. fThese rules for eat- ing can be followed wherever you go on the trip., A POME ON MAC AND HIS FORD M-a-c went on a spree To see what he could see He went over the gate ln his Ford V8 Right into the cherry tree Now this cherry tree Was his father's pride But M-a-c Was out for a ride So begone with the tree And farewell to the gate Here comes M-a-c ln his Ford V8 UNDER A CHEMIS TREE Chemis tree, oh Chemis tree, Alas! thou art a mystery. Riddles are solved by fools like me, But only Mr. Coady can solve Chemis tree. An eloping young couple from Syden- ham Found that father had strictly forby- denham, But the young lady knew That he dare not pursue- For she'd pinched all his trousers and hydenham. Lie and lay offer slips of the pen That have bothered most excellent men: You may say that you lay ln bed yesterclayg If you do it today, you're a hen. -Christopher Morley. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF- Ryan combed his hair? Amstrong did not act bashful in the presence of girls? Everyone did his geometry home- work in Miss Merrill's class? M. Allard did not roll her eyes? Norman Denton could say a lot in a few words? l. Sullivan stayed at home nights? The Freshmen stopped being sassy

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COMPLIMENTS OF ALBION M. BENTON GENERAL INSURANCE 208 South St. Biddeford, Me. COMPLIMENTS OF COMPLIMENTS OF CARL REMAR MEN'S WEAR For Distinctive Style 13 Alfred St. Biddeford, Me COMPLIMENTS OF Crystal Bottling Co. . Manufacturer of Crystal Beverages . ERVICE 310 Alfred St. Biddeford, Me. B. H. S. colors and Tydol colors are the same, so let's pull together Tel' 1791 FlLLION'S CHIPS ARE THE FAVORITES Look for the Pine Tree on the Package Made daily Always fresh Wholesale and Retail 35 Hill St. Biddeford, Me. Tel. 604 COMPLIMENTS OF White Star Laundry Cor. Porter and Prospect Sts. Biddeford, Me. Telephone 1 3 1 3-W

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COMPLIMENTS OF DENNETT 8: CRAIG STROUTS', INC. Martha Larochelle COMPLIMENTS OF Beauty Shoppe H. W. THOMPSON FRIGIDAIRES, MAY TAG 158 Main St. Biddeford, Me. WASHERS Tel' 46 ss Alfred sf. Biddeford, Me YORK NATIONAL BANK OF SACO Checking, Savings and Safe Deposit Boxes Interest Paid on Savings Accounts EACH DEPDSITOR IS INSURED UP TO 85,000 By The FEDERAL DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORP.