Biddeford High School - Olympian Yearbook (Biddeford, ME)

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COMPLIMENTS OF BELL HOSIERY SHOPS 155 Main St. Biddeford, Me CENTER'S GARAGE DODGE AND PLYMOUTH CARs CADILLAC LASALLE Sales and se.-vice Biddeford, Maine Biddeford's Leading FURNITURE HOUSE WARREN'S Complete Home Furnishers COMPLIMENTS OF ILNDICOTT JOHNSON SHOE STORE COIVIPLIIVIENTS OF Puritan Ice Cream Parlor SACO DAIRY CO. Pasteurized Milk and Cream KRIM-KO CHOCOLATE DRINK Brierley's Delicious Orangeade Drink Pressing, Cleaning, Repairing, Dyeing Tailor American Tailor Shop Men's Suits and Overcoats Made to Order Fur Remodeling 168 Main St. Biddeford, Me. MAHANEY 62 Alfred St. Biddeford, Me. HARDWARE PLUMBING AND HEATING PAINT AND WALLPAPER OIL BURNER EQUIPMENT

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THE OLYMPIAN WHAT IF- Anne was Snowy instead of Reny. Raymond was Knitty instead of Brady. Phyllis was a Tartar instead of a Carter. Marjorie was Molasses instead of Tarr. Robert was a Smith instead of a Jones. Jerry was a City instead of a Towne. George was a Drummer instead of a Piper. Jeannette was a Sender instead of a Carrier. Ellen was Lunching instead of Dinan. Loraine was Inches instead of Miles. Edward was a Cowpasture instead of a Horsfield Pauline was Squashy instead of Beety. Donald was a Crook instead of a Cook. Priscilla was a jurist instead of a Judge. Esther was a Flea instead of a Lee. Basil was Flint instead of Emery. Natalie was a Sorority instead of a Doherty. Margaret was a Scale instead of a Finn. Ethel was a spider instead of a Sneider. Hope was a Bad Loss instead of a Goodwin. Paul was a Baron instead of a Caron. June was a Maid instead of a Butler. Virginia was a Swede instead of a Scotftl . Norma was a Redhead instead of a Whitehead. Raymond was a Half-ton instead of a Trafton.

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THE OLYMPIAN 83 JOKES Waiter: What will you have sir? Denton: Ginger ale, please. Waiter: Pale? Denton: No, just a glass. Mr. McKinery fin Freshman Science Classj: How did the early Americans get water in their homes? Green Freshman: Oh! I know the answer. Mr. McKinery: Shoot! Freshman: They had a reservoir in the attic. Mr. Coady: This jar contains a deadly gas. What steps would you take if it escaped? Student: Long ones! Student fto Miss Dunnjz Which is correct, Bill or William? Miss Dunn: Why, William, of course. Student: Sounds kind of funny to say There goes a duck with mud on his William. Fleischer fto his girlJ: How do you like this picture of me showing my muscle? Girl: Better have them both enlarg- edl James: My aunt in Venice is send- ing me a gondola for my birthday. I-low am l going to play it? Harold: Such ignorance! You clon't play a gondola, you throw it over your shoulder like a shawl. Miss Merrill fin Geometry classjz What is a circle? Armstrong: A round straight line with a hole in the middle. Bonser C confidentially to Miss Gowenj: l have been shaving for three years and l cut myself both times. Williams: It runs in the best of fam- ilies. Brady: What? Silk stockings? Williams: No, the water in the sink. Ellen: What do you think would go well with my purple and green socks? Marjorie: Hip boots. Harold: D'ick what was the reason for your remaining in the Webber Hosptal for two weeks? Dick: T. B. Harold: Tuberculosis? Dick: No, I had a toe bunion. Mr. Miller: Name two kinds of verbs, Hope. H. Goodwin fquicklyl: Verb and adverb. Paul Revere: One if by land, two if by sea, and if they come on bicycles make it three. Denton fdancing with D. Hop- kinslz May I have the last dance with you? D. Hopkins: You're having it now. Miss Murphy: Miss Paquet, when does an asset fluctuate? Miss Paquet: Oh-er-every time. Hickey ffilling blanks in English classl: No one has touched the egg that l laid yesterday. Denton: l can't get my Chevrolet started. Welch: Well, read the directions on the outside of the can. Guide: This, sir, is the leaning tower of Pisa! Tourist: Pisa! Let me think. No, that doesn't sound like the contract- or's name who built my garage, but IL looks like his work. It was a lovely morning. The train stopped at a village station, and an enthusiastic tourist leaned out of the car window. lsn't this exhilirating? he exclaimed as he rubbed his hands. No, it ain't, replied a passing porter. It's Jonesvillef' Economy has taught me one les- son. By denying myself of tobacco, movies, ice cream, and a few other