Bexley High School - Bexleo Yearbook (Bexley, OH)

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EXTRA The Cat's Meow alias The l.ion's Roar EXTRA, November 32, 1952K V The returns from 99 44f100 Z7 of the Columbus precincts indicate that the Republocrats have swept their en- tire slate into office. The following candidates who have been elected will succeed present ofii- cials on Jan. 1. Auto Business Revolutionized The U-Drive-It concern will hence- forth be headed by Evie Dargusch. Among her subordinates are Bud Babbitt, new manager of the Green Cab Companyg Herb Tinkham, in charge of renting out tanksg Bill Kopp, investigator of the city's motor scooter supply, Priscilla Wilson, fore- man of the Studebaker assembly lineg Nancy Goodman, proud owner of Jackson, and Mary Jo Vercoe, known by her famed Marmaduke, co-chairmen of a newly-created com- mittee on selecting appropriate names for cars. Bill Morse has been ap- pointed Car Repair and Servicing magnateg and Janie Knisley, expert on discovering undriveable roads, will devise methods of alluring drivers to such places so that they will need new automobiles. Jeannine De Frieze, who won the public's favor by her cool-headedness, will distribute Defepj Freezfingj units. Barbara Webb and Jim Boster, co- authors of the book that every house- hold should have- 'Boys Will Be Boys' Is a Fallacy, will open a baby- sitting school based on child psychol- ogy with a hairbrushf' Sorry, Readers Our newspaper syndicate will be edited by Wilbur Simon Legree Collins. Several new positions have been created on the staff: June Gard- ner, noted for her research on such works as Westward Ho, Go West, Young Man, and Ode to the West Wind, was voted literary critic, Jane Frank and Barbara Zell will cover the city's news-they recently scooped the nation and received a 5c reward Republocrats Win Sweeping Victory, Demicans Demand Recount for locating Chloe. Betty Boggs, Carol Ducharme, Dawn Fogle, and Barbara Gray, who deciphered long- hand Torch copy into legible reading material in high school, will act as typists on The Cat's Meow. One thousand of our pictures tell as much as one word is the motto of newly elected ace photographers Bob Har- per, Bill Hanschmidt, and Chuck Hy- att. Alfred Read all about it Camp- bell's new title is paper boy of the month every month. Jackie Spohn and Juanita DeRose will paint the town red as art super- visors. Every week will be Dumb People Be Kind to Animals week for the following: Jim Neustadt, who is start- ing an aquarium for hooded fishg Mary Ellen Landrum, the caretaker of the ZU g Nornie Hoagland, pioneer on the subject Our Appreciation of Horse Sense g Frances Polster, famed eugenicist, who is introducing a spe- cies of featherless birds, and Louise Kefauver, menagerie manager. All-Time Low Foreseen Many businesses will be taken over by relatives of former owners, accord- ing to our spoils system policy. Bob Perrin will convert the Perrin Flower Shop into a flour mill, Dick Buchsieb will step into his father's fertilizer business, Ruth Weisskerz is on pins and needles over her new position as a tailoressg the future motto of the Hankins Gulf Service, as announced by Patty Hankins, new proprietor, is If you can't breathe, swim, or drive, come here, we'll teach you. All air, water, and gas used for these pur- poses will be supplied free of charge g Dale fGeorge Washingtonj Legg has become the official surveyor of the cityg Bonnie Sheaf will lay all cor- nerstones of buildings constructed by Geo. Sheaf Kr Co. Sally Irene Thompson, Anne New- ton Pierce, and Marilyn Crystal Sachs will investigate the procedure of adopting new middle names. Steve Auch and Vic Woods are al- ready at work on a formula for blush- preventing face creamy also in the cosmetic Field, Edwin Seligson will pose for after in complexion cream ads. Don't Touch That Dial! Charlie CAmosJ Allen and Andy Alpers will present their first Kprob- ably their last? dialect comedy radio show tonight. Fred Nagle, noted im- itator, will feature on his program interpretations of Zenias X. Qualken- dorffel and Anonymous. Script cen- sors for the IOU network are Irv Myers and Bill Paul. Bob Snyder and Kenneth Ruff will alternate for the line, I'm feelin' mighty low! You will soon be hearing the voices of Jean Brenning and Lois DeWitt in women's character parts. Rhoada Block, Shirley Cohen, and Lynnette Eldred, who are the cloth- ing buyers for Columbus department stores, will keep the New Look chang- ing frequently enough to bankrupt the best of us. Connie Stone will head the Kinder- garten Athletic Association, Erwin Zeller will instruct physical education classes in three-deep and tag, with Melvin Miller leading the pregame exercises, Betty Zimmerman will wage an extensive campaign for the introduction of boys' basketball in girls' sports. Mechanical geniuses Billy Thacker and Sid Voris are working on their invention of a backward-built airplane to fly in reverse only. Foreign Relations Cemented Dick McCabe and Betty Greene, ambassadors to Florida, will attempt to obtain reduced rates on imported oranges. Ed Hamblin is planning a fContinued on page 825 Thirteen

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Twelve TED C. TATGENHORST, B. Sc. in Ed., M.A. in Music Teaches band and orchestra-graduated from Ohio State University and Leland Stanford University- enjoys working with the band when they work, but pet peeve is the band when it dOesn't work-Mr. T. Miss NTARION THOMAS, B. Sc. in Ed., B. Sc. in Agriculture, MA. Dean of girls-teaches home economics and guidance -dislikes people floating around the halls-enjoys making hook rugs. HAROLD V. TIPTON, B. Sc. in Ed., M.A. Teaches government, sociology, economics - Who wants to be the first to get a bargain A? -likes vacations, fishing, Fridays-dislikes alibis and his pet peeve is people who dOn't try to improve. RALPH Il. TRIKVELLA, B.S., MA. Art-photography, interior decorating, gardening-now on leave of absence teaching art in Japan. Miss lX'TARGARET HENDERSON Olive-Oraiie High School, Tuppers Plains-Bliss Business College-enjoys good music and football games-petite-dislikes back seat drivers-pet peeve is students who want schedules changed. Mlss JOANNE PYMER East High-attended Ohio State University-Colum- bus-dentists and buses are dislikes while airplanes and football' fascinate her-pet peeve is men who hate women drivers-cheerful smile. MRS. VVILLIAM BLAKESLEY, BA. in Ed. Graduate of University of Toledo and Ohio State University-sports are sailing, reading, and art-has aversion for lazy people-pet peeve is squirt guns in the art class. Mrss SELMA HAMANN, Ph.B. Teaches Spanish and economic geography-graduated from Denison University and Mexican University- likes traveling and reading-pet peeves are noise and Hies-Often says, Mi Dios! MRS. PAUL WRIGHT, BS. in Ed., B.S. in Library Science. Graduate of Ohio State University-books, music, young son, interior decorating-dislikes insolence- always ready to help.

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