Bexley High School - Bexleo Yearbook (Bexley, OH)

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vvnvvv-Hvmw---I-heTom: LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF '36 THE following documenf, duly signed and sealed by fhe class of I936, is hereby reproduced in full: fhereby expressing fhe Iasf wishes and senfimenfs of fhaf honored body, fo wif: We, fhe class of '36, being of unaccounfably sane mind and body, do hereby declare and ordain our lasf wishes in fhis, our will. We do besfow herein, fhe fradi- fional firsf floor corridor wesf lockers fo fhe class of '37, Ilf anyone finds a green four-inch pencil herein, please remif fo Chuck Morris.I We do donafe our liffle brass home room fags fo fhe Bafh Club, in case fhey ever go info fhe suif renfal line. , We do bequeafh our ioinf penknife fo our dear friend, Mr. Tipfon, fo lend fo such fhoughfless seniors as choke fhe pencil sharpeners wifh mufilafed half-inch sfubs. We do remif fo Miss Hamann, globe-froffer, our favorife ear-muffs fo reduce lfor her sakel home room bedlam. We do imparf fo Miss Selbach, a box of pencils for fhe exclusive use of edifors only. We do surrender our crude haircufs lfuzz-nog sfylel fo Mr. Schachf. We hope he appreciafes our fhoughffulness. We do cede fo Miss Fuge fwo copies of every book fo relieve her of fhe neces- sify of sfanding af fhe library door en garde. We do granf fo Mrs. Brighfman a sfable of ponies fo donafe fo Lafin sfudenfs who have been forced fo borrow fhem herefofore. We do ordain fhaf Miss Thomas shall receive fhe Iafesf volume on fhe exposure of forgery. 'Nuff said. We do donafe fo Miss Mullins an absolufe necessify-fhree new exifs for fhe music room sfage. Several members of fhe dear deparfed have requesfed a few personal donafions: I, George Offenberg, will my remaining I43 defenfions fo Phyllis Sfacy: 'she has none now and shows nof fhe leasf promise for fhe fufure. I, Francis Higgins, granf my claim fo Kay Hunfingfon's affecfions fo anyone who can do beffer fhan I. I, Orlefa Swackhamer, imparf my fhree and seven-eighfhs inch name fo Rufh Wolfe. Her name could sfand a liffle lengfhening. I, William Barnes, besfow my French anecdofes fo Roberf Sfarfzman, providing he fells no more Lifhuanian sfories. I, Phyllis Engler, granf sevenfeen wilfed corsages and fourfeen broken dafes fo any promising candidafe. I, John Hills, bequeafh my birfhday fie, fhe red one wifh yellow blofches, fo Dick Price fo harmonize wifh fhaf plaid shirf he wears-and wearsl I, Eileen Henney, leave fo all who wish fo deparf from boring home room periods fhe sysfem of parking one's car in fronf of fhe fruck driveway. I, Roberf Sfevens, hand down my permanenf hall permif for Torch work fo Bob Young lcourfesy of Miss Hamannl. I, Arfhur Magnuson, presenf my baskefball shoes fo my brofher William. They Iasfed four years and should be good for four more. I, Bob Chaney, pass on my sysfem of giving flowers fo my fond mofher-on her charge accounf. IAround firsf of fhe monfh, fhis will succeed excepfionally weII.I I, your scribe, do will fhis fask nexf year fo whomever ye ed can cafch. Dufifully signed, Presidenf-Bill Sodf Vice Presidenf-Bill Sharp Secrefary-Dianfha Wolfz I'll Be Torcherin' You-- Page Twenty-four

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'Y'-H18 TOPC ' SENIOR AWARDS First Honor Student ...........,....,.......4.,............ Orleta Swaclchamer Name on Scholarship Cup Set of books presented annually by Jrhe Bexley P.-T. A. English .........................,........................ Orleta Swackhamer Set of books presented by Mr. Simon Lazarus Mathematics ....,..,..................................... Name on Mathematics Cup Latin .... ........................... ..... Name on Latin Cup Athletics .... ..,...................... Name on Athletic Cup CLASS SONG hVhen the wil of time has shadowed The eyes of memory, Our hearts renew The friendships true That lie in reverie. Then the heartaches long forgotten Live in bitter-sweetened tears, And the hopes we kept O'er our sorrows swept Down through the years. Yet we know the friends we'1Je made W'ill forever be on aid 'Goinst the weary hours of loneliness to beg Though we meet no more Still in 11ZE?71L,1'jYiS store They will cheer its constantly, ....Paul Knies William Sod? ,..,Paul Myers Elizabeth McKeever. Bob Minor. Page Twenty-three

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---The Tore CLASS PROPHECY HIS is sTaTiOn WBEX, The Linville AnTisepTic Company, manuTacTurers OT The hair TTOnic Tamiliar To you by iTs slogan, Long and LusTrOus Locks. We are brOadcasT- ing over The WrighT-Deckard neTwOrk Trom our sTudiOs aTOp The RuTherTord Brokerage Building. We now Take you To Bexley High School where our special announcers Bill Barnes and Bill Sharp will bring you an accounT OT The reunion OT The class OT l936. Your announcer has been Dick Pricer. Take iT away, Bills. Good aTTernOon, ladies and genTlemen. We are speaking TO you Trom The lobby OT Bexley High School where are gaThered numerous personaliTies Tarniliar To our naTional audience celebraTing The TiTTeenTh anniversary OT Their graduaTion Trom These porTals. The lilTing melody in The background is The Theme OT ScaT Joseph and His Mel- lowdiers wiTh Caliph CalliT doing The vocals. And speaking OT vocals, Two oT This seasOn's MeTropOliTan sTars have iusT arrived, William MacDonald and Mrs. DayTon HenceroTh, The Torrner ElizabeTh McKeever. Mr. HenceroTh, we undersTand, was delayed in New York because OT lasT-minuTe schedule diTTiculTies in The Combined ArTisTe OrganizaTiOn' OT which he is presidenT. In The naTure OT a scoop he has permiTTed us To announce ThaT Miss Jane Walsh is reTurning To America nexT Tall aTTer a successTul world Tour in her adagio number. She will appear aT The Chaney TheaTre in New York along wiTh The premiere OT Bob Minor's characTerizaTiOn OT his laTesT novel. Minor has iusT enTered wiTh Lloyd Riley, The screen's ace bariTOne and Jeanne Ruhl, HollywOod's laTesT Tind. Speaking OT The screen, Mernie HaTch on The LivingsTon LoTus LoTiOn program, HaTch's SnaTches announced lasT nighT ThaT The new Grosvenor Three-dimensional screen will be insTalled in mosT OT The naTion's leading TheaTres beTOre nexT January. On The sTages OT The same chain, you will soon be seeing Gail Scheibel's laTesT oper- eTTa, HollyhOck, which goes on The road This season under Herman Borchers' man- agemenT. Miss Scheibel and Borchers Tlew in Today wiTh Miss BeTTy WhiTehead, The naTion's leading aviaTrix and NaTional Girl ScOuT MasTer. BeTTy has Told us ThaT on her recenT round-The-world TIigh+ she meT Irene RuTh in The Gobi DeserT. Miss RuTh is planning a lecTure Tour when she reTurns To The STaTes. Sponsoring her engagemenT in Columbus will be Mrs. Charles Morris, Jane lsaly aT Bexley High, who wedded The prominenT caricaTurisT in 1943. You know, OT course, ThaT Mr. Morris illusTraTes Bob STevens' daily New York column. Mr. STevens recenTly announced ThaT Miss Eileen Henney, auThOr OT The laTesT Book OT The MOnTh, is now enTerTaining Miss RuTh Cain, prominenT socialiTe eques- Trienne, and Miss Alice WheaTon, Tamous dog Tancier. Miss Henney's award was announced lasT week by Miriam RosenThal, presidenT OT The Book OT The MOnTh club. Miss RosenThal is here Today, and we see her chaTTing wiTh Two OT The naTion's beTTer-known edu,caTOrs-Dr. OrleTa Swackhamer, Ph.D., OT The Horace Mann School in New York, and Marjorie Landrum, M.A., OT The Helene PeTTi School in Massachu- seTTs. By The way, KaThryn Mayer is The dramaTics coach and Jane Bradshaw super- visor OT The primary deparTmenT aT The laTTer exclusive esTablishmenT. Also in an educaTional line are PresidenT Knies OT Ohio STaTe and Presideni' Shupe OT CapiTal UniversiTy, discussing, aT The presenT. ProTessOr FrOmm's Theory on The relaTiviTy OT The universe. Along wiTh Dr. Knies are his secreTary, BeTTy RiTTle, The new swimming insTrucTress, ConsTance BryanT, and Coach Myers, who Turned ouT The cream OT The Big Ten crop lasT year. AnOTher celebraTed swimmer here Today is George Brownewell, who broke The hundred-yard Tree-sTyle record in The Olympics lasT year. He is cOmpleTing plans Tor Page Twenty-five