Bessemer Academy - Reflections Yearbook (Bessemer, AL)

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SenionA c- Hilly Joe Scales Andrew Zerrell Ronald Ellis Stephens Schrimscher Cynthia Spencer Stephenson Kendolynn Dee Vance David Arran Vining Cecil Raymond Watkins Christopher Zodd Wesson Julie Cyn Wesson Zraey Merle Williams Jack Edwin Wren. Jr.

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Class Prophecy We the prophets of the Class of '82 would like to welcome you to our ten year reunion, held at one of A lien Russell’s 10,000 acre farms Kenny V ance was rather upset because it was not held at the Greenwood fun Center, which she now owns and manages. Entertainment is being provided by I .ee Hyde, black tic dances, and his singing side-kick. Cynthia Honeycutt. We also have music provided by Chris Wesson and his new punk rock band. We have some celebrities in the group today. There is C hris Owens, who is now star of the “Captain Chris Show , which also stars Barbara Hill doing Howdy Doody imitations. Christie Meadows is the new hostess of The Twilight Zone , but her job will soon be taken over by Teresa Roy. Brian Pitts has a show on safari hunting in South Alabama. It is sure to be a big hit. Over by the refreshments, which arc being guarded by Ronnie Stephens, owner of Stephens Distillery, arc Michael Long, shot-gun safety instructor, and Brian Kidd, who now owns a chain of seafood restaurants called “Captain Kidd's Co-authors Kendyl Massey and Leigh Ann Clements are handing out free copies of their book 101 Sure-Fire Ways to Make Friends ' It docs not seem to be selling too well. Jeancne Patterson and Dav id Roy are also authors of the best-selling book. Marital Bliss” Wc have a few absences in the group today Cecil Watkins could not be here, being that it is Monday Jack Wren decided to communicate with us by way of ham radio. B.J. Scales is in Africa studying the relationship between man and ape. The roar of the engine you hear is Morgan Callaway showing Jason Morgan his new line of luxury cars with no hoods or fenders. Jason is now a mechanic at Jake's Cab Company. J.T. Dabbs, scoutmaster, and his followers, John Holliman and Philip Karnest could not be here today. Recently they were involved in a plot to overthrow a small South American country. Cathy Bell is a big hit in the circus world with her show FuFu’s Performing Poodles Jan Blankenship recently joined the show as the world's strongest woman. As the reunion begins to get dull, Sheila Cooley and Terry Schrimscher, who are always the life of the party, liven things up. Kim Jones and Ginger Erw in arc talking with Lisa Hartline, w ho is telling them tips on how to keep a steady boyfriend. Tracy W iiliams now runs the BFA lunchroom. She has gained popularity by perfecting the Seaburgcr. Sports stars Traci Carter and Linda Peacock arc talking about their careers. Traci is now a center on a ladies basketball team, and Linda is the first woman in major league baseball Much to our surprise David Vining is now an English and History professor All the days of sleeping in class really paid off. Joanna Gurrett. Cind Stephenson and Marcy Bunr, who arc still desperately looking for Mr. Right, have opened a new singles bar. Julie Wesson is far from single. She married her high school sweetheart. Jeffrey. Michael Brown, psychopath, is being led in by his guard, Lisa Gay. Another absence is David Rhodes. We could not find the address of skid row Coming in last wc .see Sherri Barnes and Paul Lcnderman, being dropped by Sherri's mother. To close out the reunion wc have Mike Russell singing his remake of the oldie. Torn Between Two Lovers. As the reunion comes to an end wc the Class of 1983. would like to thank our teachers, parents and friends, who made our high school years the best years of our lives. SenXoh.6