Berlin High School - Lamp Yearbook (Berlin, CT)

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BEST DRESSED Jackie and Rich DONE MOST FOR CLASS MOST CHANGED Judy and Sheff Vicky and Bob BEST DRIVERS Phyllis and Carmen CLASS JOKERS Rachel and Joe CLASS WOLVES Renee and Joe STORY TELLERS MOST SCHOOL SPIRIT Rachel and Carmen Marge and Morie MOST LIKELY TO MOST COURTEOUS SUCCEED Margie and John Maureen and Sheff 27

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Margie and Jeff GUM CHEWERS Sandy and Stanley ROMEO AND JULIET Stan and Sue CLASS BLUSHERS Tom and Pat NOISIEST Sue and Stan CLASS DREAMERS Sandy and Ray 26 BEST DANCERS Marion and Rich FRIENDLIEST Gail and Rich IPANA SMILE Marilyn and Rich MOST POPULAR Gail and Tom

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The Class of 1959 THE YEAR: 1984 Good evening! This is CHARLES Cameron Cameron CARTER with tomorrow's news today, broadcasting on Radio Station WCONN. ON THE NATIONAL SCENE: Newly elected president, CARMEN RECCK, and Secretary of State BILL BARRETTA, left today to attend the ping pong tournament at the luxurious home of the opulent STANLEY PAJOR, well-known philanthropist. It was announced this morning by CHARLIE SCHEER, Chairman of the Atomic Energy Commission that Dr. JOYCE PERNAL, fyzzisist, smashed her first atom and her second finger last night. This marks another big milestone in her fabulous career. Fortunately, her chief assistant, COLETTE PERUSSE, was on the spot to administer medicinal aid to the mutilated finger. Sympathetic ALBERT LAWYER was present to mourn for the broken atom. FORREST BOWEN is leading an expedition through a newly discovered passage under the North Pole. This expedition is an attempt to prove how the American Indians migrated to this continent from Asia. At last report, the men all agreed that—it was cold! The members of this courageous crew are DAVID CRAIG, RICHARD SPENDOLINI, RICHARD PADELLI, SHERMAN ROOT, GERRY BITTNER, and JIMMY HAZ-LETT. Millionaire playboy, WILLIAM Trujillo HALL, presented starlet KIM CHURCH (formerly MARGARET) with a DKW as a token of his esteem. Miss Church is presently starring in the motion picture, The Life and Loves of RENEE LAFLAMME, Channel Swimmer.” Now a word from our sponsor. Buy PPP’s—PERRETTA’S Popular Pedios. Here is the new do-it-yourself wraparound shoe. These shoes are marvelous for your feet and can be purchased at the following tanneries'. THOMAS'S Ten Penny Shoe Shoppe, SUFFISH’S Suffering Sandle Store, and HOFFMAN-HULTEN Shoes Inc. Back to the news.” ON THE INTERNATIONAL SCENE: JEFF KLENSKE, the Frank Lloyd Wright of his time, has just finished his twelve-year project of building the first glass bridge, which is located on the River Kwai. FLASH! Noted fisherman and puddle jumper, SHEFF CLARKE, has just sent word to us that while fishing under the bridge, he discovered—A CRACK!! Mr. Clarke stated that he saw MORIE WILLIAMS, noted geologist, earlier tapping his little hammer trying to get a sample of what he believed to be a new form of transparent rock. We were also able to get a statement from the Secretary of Agriculture, GIL GRANT, who was in the area of Japan at that time. In his farmer days, Mr. Grant got 28