Berlin High School - Lamp Yearbook (Berlin, CT)

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CLASS PROPHECY B. H. S. Television presents YOU WILL BE THERE. ' Produced and directed by BOB HALL. The year, 1966 — the month, June — the place, CHARLIE SASIELA’S gambling casino — better known as Champaigne Charlie’s Paladium. The first face you see is that of JIM HRENKO, human fly, scaling the walls of Charli aDnshment. FLASH!! SA’AN HANES, mad scientist is using the Reno flats for her experimental work on the Backward A bomb. The question is, will it, or will it not work? An hour ago GALE CLARK, reporter for the Reno Rattler” was sent to cover the story. Boom-m-m!! There’s the explosion, folks. Boi-ing-ng-g-g! A tumble-weed seems to have been blown in from the desert. Why, it’s Gale Clark. She’s screaming, It worked! It worked! She comes to rest in front of Charlie’s joint . and is attended to by the parking lot attendant DON GARRISON. BOB KUCH-ARCZYK, local ambulance driver, wheels the victim to DICK COONEY'S Flop House, where belle-hop DUANE JOHNSON takes charge of the unconscious sob sister. Deputy Sheriff, FLORENCE LORE, and city mayor, FRAN MEARZ, leave the dice tables just long enough to supervise this new emergency. They summon the only medical expert in the vicinity, JOHN HANSON, Medicine Man, who immediately administers a large dose of his original Oopakcik Vitalizer. The anguished screams of the injured reporter bring forth patrons from the JUNE CULVER Beauty Emporium and the DiMUGNO Tonsillorium. There is the town’s leading actress ELIZABETH EMERSON, her hair still in curlers and clips. Next to her, his face still in lather and clutching his latest book. The Theory of Lady Bugs,vs. Man Bugs,” is that eminent scholar, LAWRENCE ZAROTNEY. The crowd that is gathering is made more orderly by the presence of State Policewoman ROSE ROOT. This also offers an opportunity for JUDY PAULOZ to sell subscriptions to S.O.S. Magazine published by E. SACHETTI, R. OSIK, and G. SZILAGE. The reappearance of Gale causes the crowd to disperse and we see her heading, for obvious reasons, to MALINA’S Dressy Shoppe and PERRETTA's Pedaporium (shoe store). Now that the excitement has subsided we return to our original assignment, the coverage of the grand opening of the C. C. Paladium. We see congenial Champaigne Charlie welcoming those two Hollywood notables JOAN NAGY and GUS KARLSEN who are currently appearing in the new Fourth Dimension Extravanganza entitled A Rocket Named Desire. They will be the first celebrities to leave their footprints in the cement walk in front of the Paladium. Preparing the sidewalk is the local masoner and divorce consultant BILL DUNN. Standing near him is the club’s bouncer BOB WELZ. Oh-oh something appears to be going wrong, thev are unable to get their feet out of the cement. We now switch you to the kitchen of . the casino. This is Scullery SALLY KINCAID” in the kitchen — Supervising the kitchen is the international gourmet and cooking expert, HENRY MORA. He is examining the technique of that famous Maine potato peeler ANITA FOREMAN. Slaving over the stove crammed with bread and omelettes we find LYN JOHNSON. Entering the kitchen with a load of anti-hangover moo-juice is CAROL REYNOLDS, followed bv JUDY PETOW with a hind..quarter from her private herd of Purple Angus steers. Delivering the rattlesnake meat from his Reptile Ranch is BOB ZIPADELLI. What is happening at the oven? The bread is out of control— Due to the impending danger, we switch you back to the gambling room. The casino of the Paladium is now a hub-hub of activitv. The croupiers of the various games of chance are JOE DEVIVO, cards; FRAN TOPA, dice; and RONALD