Berlin High School - Lamp Yearbook (Berlin, CT)

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CLASS WILL We the graduating class of 1948 of Berlin High School, being of sound mind and pur- pose, and knowing that we must pass on to higher accomplishments, do hereby devise and publish this our last Will and Testament. As executors of this document we appoint the newest members of our institution, here- after to be known as Freshmen, and vest in them the sole and express duties of defending and upholding its provisions, though death or bodily harm be imminent. We bequeath to our lawful heirs as follows: We leave our sincere hope that within a very few years B.H.S. will be situated in a new building. To our able superintendent, M. V. MacLaughlin, we leave our thanks and appreciation for four fine years at Berlin. To Mr. MacKenzie and Mrs. McNickle we extend our warm regards for their help and counsel. To Miss LeVan we leave our well read texts and a newer, brighter class for ' 49. To Miss Lynch we leave many packages of unchewed gum, confiscated in the line of duty. To Miss Thompson we leave two more practice teachers. To Miss Planting we leave many little people pioneering in the intricate jungles of English. To Miss McBrien we leave hope to be shared with struggling French and Latin students. To Miss Spangenberg we leave many unfinished homework papers. To Miss Marcon we leave a large economy sized meat cleaver for biology lab work. To Miss McGuire we leave a box of scorch-proof cake mix for new home economics pupils. To Miss Flannery we leave a class of 60 word a minute typists. To Miss Lagerstrom we leave half a dozen quiet, studious pupils. To Miss Flannery we leave half a dozen quiet, studious pupils. To Mr. Fabian, the NaCI of the earth, we leave an atmosphere permeated with H 2 S, Cl 2 and similar noxious mater. To Mr. Gibney we leave thanks for great teams, and hope for successful years of B.H.S. sports. To Mr. Kevorkian we leave a bale of pine shavings. To Mr. Harris we leave a new orchestra to replace the one we are taking with us. We individually bequeath as follows: Hanna Badal leaves her wavy black hair to Gloria Hardesty. Nancy Baldwin leaves to Sally Johnson one complete set of curlers designed to give the nose that extra tilt that is so necessary. Rita Beaulieu leaves her ideas on decorating the gym to Janet Austin. Larry Beilman leaves his football ability to Duck Barrett. Barbara Bentley leaves a free sundae to Pat Brennan. Simonne Boisvert leaves her doll-like figure to Dave McCain. Billy Bolles leaves his carefree outlook to Don Falcetti. Rowland Bunce leaves his absenteeism record to anyone who ' ll take it. Elsie Buxton leaves her bookkeeping ledger to Barbara Margenelli. Betty Cable leaves her two balls of yellow yarn and a pair of number four knitting needles to June Knopf. Anne Centurelli leaves her cheerleading outfit to an up-and-coming Junior girl. John Duell leaves part of his good looks to the class of ' 49. Betty Lou Fleischer leaves her piano to Irene Pipkin. Patricia Gould leaves all her neat and tidy school books to Aline Silsby. 28

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After these endorsements, the Minute-Jet Airline managed to get out of the red. Among the many passengers we ' ve had in the last few months were: Barbara Knowles, Sophie Valentni, Barbara Bentley, Pauline Schnitzke and Barbara Bentley, owners of the Secretary Lap Service; Russ McCain, now a kindly and understanding pastor. I ' ve heard that Mac entices little boys to Sunday School with a promise of forming a football team, said Miss Lynch. Jo Tinti, the most invaluable member of the United Nations, is known as the most successful peacemaker ever to use the wiles of her sex for a good purpose, said Jeanne. Speaking of crusaders, Louise Lund is conducting a campaign to place a horse in every garage. She believes that there is going to be a severe shortage of gasoline due to the fact that each family in the city of Berlin now owns three cars. Betty Lou Fleischer ' s research in the field of mob psychology has led her to a career as the world ' s greatest publicity agent. Paul Scalora ' s orchestra, The Men in the Moon, and Louis Marino, whose trumpet gushes forth liquid notes, have become the best known musicians of the century because of Betty ' s efforts. Even though the Berlinite ' s conversation had been accelerated. Nan had barely finished the last sentence when the gold ball, on the top of Berlin ' s lone skyscraper built and owned by Willis, Bunce, and Duell, contractors, reflected sunlight that caught Phil ' s eye. He and Jeanne rushed back to the controls. The plane circled slowly around the Berlin City Airport to give the passengers time to acclimate themselves to the change in speed and altitude. The plane whooshed onto the runway. A taxi from O ' Connell ' s, the taxi service staffed with pretty drivers, rushed all the Berlinites, including the aeronauts whose working day was over, to their destination. There they were welcomed by Charles Vigra, principal of Berlin High School. Charlie ' s freshmen claim that while he was at college, Charlie missed bossing Berlin High so much that he just had to make it his life ' s work. Trailing Charlie with her little notebook, was Simonne Boisvert, Charlie ' s long suffering secretary. Syl Jones, physical education teacher at B.H.S. bounded up to the group and slapped everybody on the back. The group exchanged notes as they walked toward a platform around which a crowd of 2,000 people had gathered. Have you ever been to the Set- ' em-Up-Bar Ranch owned and managed by Eddie Reynolds? I spent my last vacation there, and saw Rita Roy, who is the official hostess at the ranch and Ray Reynolds who was home on leave. ' Billy ' s ' a tough top kick in the Army wearing quite a few hash marks. One morning I got up early enough to catch a glimpse of the milkman jolting over the dirt road. The words on the side of the truck were ' Raineault Dairy, Producers of the Elixer of Life. ' I looked again as the truck disappeared over the treetops. Farmer Bill certainly is progressive. The truck boasting of folding wings was an aero-transit, said Syl, just as the nine joined the cheering mob surrounding the red, white and blue draped speaker ' s platform. Dignified Charles Vigra, introduced the darling of the proletariat, the speaker of the day. William Lane, United States senator and a presidential nominee, cleared his throat and started to deliver the most brilliant speech of his career. Mr. Lane ' s elocution re-dedicated the new-school twenty years after the completion of the gem of the Berlin township, still the most modern and complete instrument of education in the country. The cornerstone was first laid a year after the class of 1948 graduated. Every loyal alumnus of the Berlin High School listened with proud heart to the Rededication Speech. 27

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Gunder Johnson leaves his sharpshooting ability to Itchy Edwardson. Sylvia Jones leaves all her chewing gum to Miss Lynch. Margaret Kelsey leaves a ' 48 Oldsmobile to the first junior girl to get a medal for safe driving. Barbara Knowles leaves a bottle of Yardley ' s to Martha Thomson. Bill Lane bequeaths a portion of his oratorical deftness to Ralph Meyer. Dave Larson leaves his love of the out-of-doors to Red Lenois. John Lewis leaves his farming abilities to Bob Dornfried. Louise Lund leaves her slender figure to Carol Griggs. Jane MacLaughlin leaves her book of magic formulae to Dave Clark. Bruce Mahan leaves his radio equipment to Roy Blood and Guts Fabian. Louis Marino leaves a bit of his hot trumpet to any interested pupil of Mr. Harris. Russ McCain leaves his quiet composure to George Puzzy Pollard. Florence Nalewajeck leaves her position as student librarian to Lillian Radion. Ann Negrini leaves her job at the Stanley Chemical to Helen Konefal. Clarissa O ' Connell leaves her timid nature to her brother. Tommy. Claire Padelli leaves her driver ' s license to Connie Vandrilla. Marcelyn Popel leaves her habit of going steady to Jeanne Drouin. Bill Raineault needs everything he ' s got, sorry. Paul Hairless Read leaves his love of classical literature to Knockout Focaretto. Bobby Reeve leaves a stack of textbooks. Eddie Reynolds leaves his ready smile to all Ipana fans. Rey Reynolds leaves his National Guard chevrons to some military minded under- classman. Barbara Repczynski leaves her place as center forward on the basketball team to Gretchen Wessels. Emily Repczynski leaves her first period office duty to Betty D ' Amico. Peggy Ringwood leaves her love for barndancing to Margie Maitz. Jean Ross leaves her appetite to Jane Conger. Rita Roy leaves her little black book to Lucille Malone. George Russell leaves his becoming spectacles to 50-50 Pepin. Paul Scalora leaves accordion memories in our hearts. Pauline Schnitzke leaves her trumpet to anyone who wants it. Everett Swede Seaburg leaves the job of selling ads for the yearbook to some hard- working junior. Louise Sokolowski leaves some bottled Come-hither appeal to Betty Blomgren. Eddie Soroka leaves a vacant spot on the Beacon sports staff. Philip Sleepy Stockwell bequeaths his ' 96 twelve guage to Dick No-See-Um Avery. Jo Tinti leaves her lilting, tilting vocal chords to Concetta Marino. Gloria Tomasi leaves a complete collection of all kinds and shades of lipstick to Anne Karlsen. Sohpie Valenti leaves her dark hair to Marilyn Carlson. Charlie Vigra leaves his class presidency to some other politically minded Berlinite. Fred Willis leaves a spark plug from his limousine to Roy Kick ' Em in the Belly ' Fabian. Jean Woods leaves her boy-crazy attitude to Mary D ' Amico. In witness whereof, we have hereto set our hand and sealed this document on the fif- teenth day of June in the year of our Lord, Nineteen Hundred and Forty-eight. Witnesses: Sealed: Snookums L. Lund Kabasales D. Larson Kringlevouse Mr. Harper 29