Berlin High School - Lamp Yearbook (Berlin, CT)

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Biggest Lines Josephine Tinti, Edward Soroka Most Likely to Suceed David Larson, Louise Lund Best Dressed, Class Shiek and Deb. Arnold Johnson, Gloria Tomasi Most Ambitious William Lane, Rita Beaulieu Class Wolves Edward Soroka, Louise Sokolowski Class Earbenders William Lane, Betty Lou Firnhaber 25 Ipana Smile Paul Scalora, Jane MacLaughlin Best Personality Charles Vigra, Nancy Baldwin Best Natured Russell McCain, Jean Ross

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Best Students , Most Scientific Quiz Kids Louise Lund, Bruce Mahan Class Heartbreakers Gloria Tomasi, Edward Soroka Most Dignified Louise Lund, George Russell Most Dependable Rita Beaulieu, George Russell Most Gullible Nancy Baldwin, Everett Seaburg Silliest Betty Lou Firnhaber, Paul Scalora Class Night Hawks, Best Dancers Louise Sokolowski, Edward Soroka Most Popular, Did Most for Class and Best All Around Patricia Gould, Charles Vigra Athletic Sylvia Jones, Edward Soroka

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LOOKING INTO THE CRYSTAL BALL OF 1969 The erect white-haired woman leaned on the arm of the youngish, piquant-faced woman. They proceeded up the dura-plastic ramp to the Minute-Jet, one of the planes belonging to the airline known by its famous motto, One minute here, one minute there. Miss Louise Sokolowski, a stewardess whose appearance exemplified the clean, aero- dynawic design of the supersonic transport, showed the old friends of hers to their seats. Billy Bolles, the steward, a handsome, educated man, well-fitted to serve the distinguished clientele of the airline, lifted the suitcases bearing the stencils HML and NYB onto the above rack. For the next sixty seconds the conversation went almost as fast as the Mac- Laughlin-designed plane. Guess who the pilot is? He ' s our woman-hater, Phil Stockwell. He babies this plane as it it were the Miss Glamour Tomasi of Hollywood, wistfully said Bill. The co-pilot is the first woman airplane pilot in the history of aviation. Just think Jeanne Ross started her career in transportation by driving Motif Club girls to food sales, added Lou. Who designed the sleek uniform you ' re wearing, Lou? asked Nancy. You mean you haven ' t seen the exclusive clothes designed by Miss Bett Lou? The classic story told about our Firnhaber says that she took a dozen Turkish towels and draped them around a model. Immediately the Duchess of Windsor walked into the X KLU SIEVE SHOP and said, as the Miss Bett Lou added a few more safety pins, It ' s stunning. I ' ll take it. Phil and Jeanne joined the gabbers, having left the plane in control of the automatic pilot. Remember the mysterious deaths that occurred on the Minute-Jets a few months ago? The CAA authorities investigated but exposed only Don Ulkas, the greasemonkey who stowed away on the New York trip. Only once was there more than one or two passengers per trip that month— the time Claire Padelli, Hanna Badal, Peggy Ringwood, Elsie Buxton, Margaret Kelsey, Jean Woods, Emily Repczynski, Florence Nalewjeck, and Anne Negrini requested that a plane with a crew of Berlinites fly them to the national conference of the Honorary Now Housewife But Former Secretary Club of which Rita Beaulieu is president. There were no unexplained casualties that trip. The next trip another customer was supplied for the Read, Lewis and Johnson Funeral Service and the Seaburg Gravediggers Corporation. Patricia, Gould, president of the Minute-Jet Airline decided to appeal to Bruce Mahan, the doctor nationally known for the results of his hobby, studying the composition of moonbeams. His findings have relieved the minds of bachelors, Larry Beilman and Robert Reeve, disturbed by their moonlight reveries. George Russell and his assistant Betty Cable, ace photograpers for the Gab Fest took a picture of the Ouchitis, the death-dealing insect which Bruce revealed. Dave Larson, editor-in-chief of the Gab Fest, the leading paper of the Met-opolis of Berlin, wrote a fiery editorial acclaiming the efficiency of the airlines in dispensing of all discomforts (The Minute-Jet Airline pays all funeral expenses of its victims.) Nan suggested to her colleague, the sports writer Ed Saroka, that he endorse the Minute-Jet Airline as the only way for the Poppel ' s All Hitters Baseball Team starring Slugger Cen- turelli and Benchwarmer Barbara Repczynski, to appear on time at the 1969 World Series. 26