Benton Township High School - Scarab Yearbook (Benton, IL)

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NORMA BEATTIE mi-E WILLIAMS JAMES I-LETCHEK TEN OUTSTANDING SENIORS JO ANN LEMMONS Page Twenty-tix

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DIARY James Fletcher is working in a doughnut hole factory. Charles Pritchard is an F. B. I. man in Illinois. He tracks down delinquent children (Age: 17 to 100). Girls preferred. Betty M undell is the only woman horse doctor in the world. Don McDermott and Reed Hardenbrook run a date bureau, but they take all the good lookin’ ones for themselves. Minnie Neal is engaged in making a new kind of nail called the Xeal Nail. Her advertising slogan is: “When you nail, nail with Xeal.” Catherine Whittington is living in a little shack out by the round house, and begs, borrows, or steals her food. Norma Beattie runs a hog farm. Her chief assistant is Leona Zukowski. Lee runs the pigs home for dinner. Charles Bonebrake is working for less work and higher pay. Claranel Allen is modeling rubber boots for J. W. Powers. Charles Barn field paints stripes on zebras at the local carnival. Phyllis Bennett has obtained a patent on her recipe for blonde hair. John and Jim Browne have invented an airplane. They call it “Brown’s Bomber.” Betty Coleman manufactures nylons. Her slogan is: “Xylons make the women look prettier but they just make the men look.” Bill Perry is the proud papa of a new 75-pound baby scooter. Dempsey Xcunlist keeps books for B.T.H.S. He’s scheduled to leave for Anna next week. Rosalie Melvin runs a canary farm. She has taught all her birds to whistle. Tom Mortimer is chief grave-digger for the dog-pound. Bill Williams and Jeanne Malone run a newspaper syndicate called “Maliams Mushy.’’ It's strictly for love birds. Mary Ann Scarborough is a champion walkathoner. Frank Rademacher and Richard Rains are vaudeville directors. Some of their chorus girls are: Jo Ann Smothers, Joan McAfoos, Pauline McKay and Ray King. (How did he get in there?) Xorma Bigham keeps house for her hubby. Harold Chaney makes chains out of paper. (He doesn’t make much money). Ruth Marquis is a bar-berette only cutting crew-cuts. Jack McBrayer is a first-class soda-jerk. Well, jerk, anyway. Patsy Marshall works for Charles Gossage, who has become a millionaire. He manufactures money. Shirley Kiesling slings hash for a change. Gene Kirk has had his name changed to Gene Jerk. He thought it took too long to say. Norma Moore has just been voted “Miss Most Likely to Ijve of 1999.” Donald Sanders feeds chickens at the Chicken' Chick Hatchery. Donald See, the foreman, has to keep an eye on Sanders because he has a habit of eating the chickens. Patsy Marten works at the Jergen’s Lotion Distillery. Freddy Gibala is her co-worker. They get in a fight every day to see who gets to drink the left-over alcohol. James W. Smith manufacturers wigs. His slogan is: “If you’re bald, don’t bawl. Don’t be a prig, wear a wig.” Violet Sileven married and lives in a half-story shack near Podunk. Her husband, James Webb, was recently given a medal for bravery. He rescued a flower from a bee. Billie Wallace is a jan-itoress at B.T.H.S. Her only complaint is chewing gum on the seats. She says it’s too stale for chewing. Carol Sweazy, Lois Tiberend, and Betty Taylor work-in a Hawaiian night club. They dust off tables while they dance. James Hill is a (Continued on page 94) Page Twenty-five

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