Bellows Free Academy - Alpha Omega Yearbook (St Albans, VT)

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20 B.F.A. Mercury -v--.Ar. I Roy A. Hurlbut As someone once said, Only when a man is safely ensconced under six feet of earth, with several tons of enlauding granite upon his chest, is he in a position to give advice with any cer- tainty, and then he is silentfi In spite of this little admonition, we are in a position to give advice, because the Class of '50, possessing students of the finest calibre, has al- ways been outstanding in everything it has undertaken. Only the great can give advice with complete confidence, and with a superlative amount of this confidence, the great Class of,50 will attempt to clear all obstructions with a little advice. We advise the Class of 1951 to help the teachers patrolling the halls. Buy them all motorcycles of rollerskates so they can get around faster. Buy little ton a billy- club for his busy section and Miss Beeman a traffic whistle so she can keep the traffic moving in front of the bulletin board. It also might be wise to buy Mrs. Mulvey a leash so she can put the canine members out more easily. The class of 1952 should help out the new teachers. They should put labels on all new teachers with crew cuts so they won't be mis- taken for new students. They should also be furnished maps so they wonit be holding up the upperclassmen while searching for their rooms. The Class of 1953 should enjoy themselves while they can. Soon Comi-nism will prevail over them. They will have to speak to the teachers when they pass them. They will have to protect the Freshman Class. They will have to put aside their chewing gum and spitballs and be dignified upperclassmen. V VVe have been through it all and feel that it is our duty to advise a few individuals before it is too late. We hereby advise: 'lhe driver training students to do only what their teacher tells them to do and not what he does. Ted Arel not to be late just because the Bell wonit be there to ring for him. john Leacllaetter to trade his .32 for a .45 and go looking for the Brink boys. Gerald Coon to leave 4Mr. Follett alone, be- cause, even if he dosen't lo'6l?'it, he is a member of the faculty. y Emily King to keep her fellow from St. Marys from 70 Diamond Street. Such eligible bachelors as Dave Ready, lim- nzy Abell, and Dale Simpson to give all good looking girls at the Saturday night dances a break. You too, Mr. Webster. -6-,,..-1-i Tom Starr to leave those cute looking wait- resses in the Dairy Bar alone. Iolzn Poland to see if he has the stuff it takes to acquire an A in shop II. I Tommy Hall to study his books more and the girls less while in the Study Hall. I0 Perry not to put down the Venetian blinds in the parlor every time Cliff comes calling. The five-year men to put more time on their work and get out in the near future. We hope our advice is followed and that you all will start to enjoy yourselves-because itis later than you think.

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B.F.A. Mercury M 21 WSE Will LANVYEB: Philip Brown VVe, the Class of 1950, of Bellows Free Academy, located in the City of St. Albans, in the County of F ranklin,and the State of Vermont, being about to pass out of this sphere of educa- tion, in full possession of a crammed mind, well- trained memory and almost superhuman under- standing, do make and publish this our last will and testament, hereby revoking and making void all former wills and promises by us at any time heretofore made, or possibly carelessly spoken, one to another as the thoughtless wish of some idle hour:- FIBST: VVe give and bequeath to the faculty the difficult job of finding more students of such natural aptitudes to fill the vacancies left by our Class of 1950. SECONDLY: To the Iunior Class we gladly leave all our Senior privileges and also the posi- tion of being looked down upon by our superiors -otherwise known as THE FACULTY. THIBDLY: To the Sophomores and Fresh- men we bequeath our ability to settle down and obtain excellent marks in all scholastic subjects. F OURTHLY: To deserving individuals we do make the following bequests: Item 1-To Io Perry, Marjorie Hamm leaves her sophisticated aloofness. Item 2-To Clifford Sargent, Richard Viens be- quests his curly hair since f'Porkyv can use it. Item 3-janice Bell leaves Ted Arel to B. F. A. for one more year. Item 4--Chet Bostwick wills his quiet voice to Tom Starr. Item 5-Tom Greenwood bequeaths his ability to blush at embarrassing moments to Brian Atherton. Item 6-Carol Bliss wills her smooth line and bluifing ability to Bae Brown. Item 7-Bones Murphy leaves his freckles to anyone who wants them. Item 8- Skippy', Patenaude leaves some of his height to VVayne Harvey. Item 9-Eleanor Bourdeau wills her Hirtatious ways to Carol Asprey-as if she could use more. Item 10-George Dacey leaves his seat in the Trustees, Boom to an unfortunate under- classman, namely Stanley Beauregard. Item 11-William Bartlett leaves his address book to Edward Bailey. Item 12-Helen Yett and Claire Maynard leave their basketball ability to uDocv Comi so he can distribute it as he sees Ht. Item 13-Eddie Chevalier wills his season pass on the Swanton Bus to Tom Rock. Item 14-Flora Vernal leaves her singing ability to Jean McMahon. Item 15-Boy Hurlbut leaves his ability to get a car full of girls at noon to Guy Johnson. Item 16-lean Gilmore leaves her sudden in- terest in tennis to anyone who needs it. Item 17-The Five Year Boys leave-with smil- ing faces. Item 18-The SENIOBS gladly leave Doc,' Comi to all underclassmen so they may learn something, too. LASTLY: We hereby appoint the teachers of Bellows Free Academy the executors of our Last VV ill and Testament: Hereby revoking all former wills by us made. Q72 In XVitness Whereof we have hereunto sub- scribed our name this 12th day of Iune in the Year Nineteen Hundred and Fifty. THE CLASS OF 1950 1Vitne.s'serI by: Mrs. Luna Tick, residing in Boot Hill, Texas Mrs. D. Banged, residing at the State Hos- pital for the Mentally Deficient Mr, B. U. Sure, from WVhichamacallit, Col.