Belle Glade High School - Rambler Yearbook (Belle Glade, FL)

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CLASS PROPHECY Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the NBG network coverage of the 1973 Celery Bowl football game. The scene is Belle Square Garden, and our game today features thE two undefeated professional teams, the Belle Glade Rams Cformerly of Los AngelesJ and the Pahokee Packers imoved from Green Bayl. While the captains are on the field for the toss of the coin, let us switch to our remote camera focused on some of the spectators entering through the north gate. Since tonight is the tenth anniversary of the Rams' Conference Cham- pionship, maybe we can spot some of the old BGHS alunmi. First we see MURREL LIVERMAN, THOMAS MOBLEY and GARY LYNN, owners of the Slow-Chek super market chain, who have recently revolutionized the grocery business with the invention of robot bag boys. Closely behind them are JOHN WHITTEMORE, the renowned male ballet stargmllljg- marathon bossa nova championg and VAN CHUBBY ROBERTSON, rock and roll singer, who has just released a new record, Don't Step on My Blue Suede Sneak- ers. GAIL JOHNSON and her husband, the Shiek of Moravia, are now making theirentrance, as is KENNETH DAVIS, owner of Southbay Mushroom and Toadstool Ranch. 1 A limousine has just pulled up, and stepping out is the newly elected President's Wife, FRANCES BALL, who has stunned the world with her fashions and bouffant hair-dos, and, recently, has completely redecorated the White House with the able help of MARY KAYE LANCE and FREDA LEE, two of the world's most outstanding interior decorators. The guests of the First Lady include MARINEZ COLLINS, the female Sultan of American Morocco and first person to have an all-male haremg Senate Minority Leader MARTIN BUSS, who has just presented a bill making school not mandatory, ED MON- TALVO, the leader of a successful invasion of Cuber and now Premiere of that country. Concluding the Presidential Party are HELEN ZYWICKI, Secretary of Health, Education, and Welfareg SALLIE COLLIER, Director of the Peace Corpsg and the former MARY RUTH ROGERS, wife of the Navy Admiral responsible for sinking the Queen Elizabeth. I have just been handed word that Ambassador to Russia, Wayne Wood, originally scheduled to be with the government of- ficials, has defected to the Communists and is unable to be here. The next group of alumni we see is ROB PARRISH and HUB SPOONER, presidents of General Motors and Ford Motor Co., respectively, still 1 'ng about which company makes better cars. RE F' WHIT ' who has recently built a monopoly on the West Virginia oal mines, is followed by writer ROY BEDSOLE, aut or of the best-selling novel, How to Win Friends and Indoctrinate Them. Next in line are MIKE BERRYHILL, accountant for Billie Sol Estes, .Ir.g GARY CLARK, winner of the Indianapolis SOO and his mechanic, CHARLES JOHNSON, SUSANNE WILLIS and SHARON WILDER, Metropolitan Opera starsg NORZIA ORTIZ, emi- nent' South American psychiatristg FRANK KRUSE, star of the Barnum- 'ley-Ci. s who nightly gets shot out of a cannong 3ARBAR fMiss America of 1966 and presently fashif 1mEf?.f KAY GILBERT'S charm 58 as school. Escorted by BOB BLAKELY, owner of Bob's Barber School, is Miss BONNIE JEANNE ANDERSON, nationally recognized fashion model. Behind them is the King of Wall Street, BILLY CONLEYg next, KENNETH ROYSTON, star of TV's Dr. Kildcadng EDDIE NESTOR, who has just won a seat on the U.S. Olympic Billiard Teamg TYRA LEE, di- rector of .JACKIE BOHANNEN Memorial Hospital for bachelor millionairesg and next LARRY LYNN, president of Partiers Anonymous. LU ALICE CLAUSE, starring as Scarlet O'Hara in the recent remake of Gone With the Wind, is accompanied by FRANK PRITCHARD, famous contractor who just struck oil while draining the Louisiana bayou. A large group of familiar faces is now approaching the gate. Among them are Dr. ROBERT BRANE, Nobel Prize winner for research on ncmatodesg chemistry teacher BARBARA WOLF who has just disproved the Atomic Theoryg REBECCA MATHIS, surfboard champion returned from Waikiki, SUSAN ZUMPH, the Duchess of Crantzcnburyq explorers, BILL WEEKS, and JERRY HAULCOMB, who have just completed a trans-Atlantic canoe tripg and JOHNNIE NUTT, producer of the popular Skimpies peanut butter that sticks to your mouth, not to your hand. Next we see MARY ALICE MAMILLIAN, winner of the National Talkathon. With her is NANCY GOODBREAD, run- ner-up in the talkathon, who is still explaining why she should have won. Coming in behind them is golf ace PATTI WIL- KINSON, who is welcoming BECKY HILL back from South America where she operates Hill's Bros. coffee plantation. Meeting them are VICKI HOLLINGSWORTH, president of the Hollingsworth Shoe Empireg JOSEPHINE CROUCH, in- ventor of a decompression, high modulative super hydrexon chamber that cracks walnutsg MARY LOU RAULERSON, owner of the King Ranch, which has just incorporated Okla- homa within its boundaries, DAPI-INE HENDERSON, the famous lady dragster: JANIE LEE, mayor of the province of Lake Harbor, which has just seceded from the Union. Also, we have just spotted ANGELINE ADAMS, operator of Angie's Taxi Service between Belle Glade and Clewistong accompanied by the first woman astronaut, CARLOTTA HOLTON, the world renowned electronics engineer, RALPH MAROTTAQ so- cialite heiress ANNA MARIE LACHANCEg missionary to New York City, SALLY BOLANDg and JUDY ATKINSON, last year's winner of the Home-maker of the Year award. Our cameras now shift back to the field where the game, now in progress, is broken into mayhem. DIDDY MILLS Jr., son of the former Belle Glade half-back, is engaged in a fight with a member of the opposing team. The head coach of the Rams, TOM CLOSE, has rushed on the field accompanied by team manager WILLIAM LE FILSZ They seem to have things under control now, and the game continues. CEditor's note: we now interrupt the broadcast so as not to reveal the ending of the game. We have our guess as to its outcome, but we'1l let you wait and see . . . ten years from now.J

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