Beaumont High School - Live Oak Yearbook (Beaumont, CA)

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TIL,-TXSIHI H973 Good evening. Ladies and GenTlemen. This is Hedda Hopper's news assisTanT bringing you The laTesT news from around The globe on This June 4Th, I973. U A new Treckle cream has recenTly been discovered by Chris Haywood and David EdmisTon oT Jackie Allen's BeauTy Salon. Dye and rinse experT, Miss CurTis Spears, Told news reporTers This morning ThaT This cream discovery would be senT' immediaTely To Joe Davis' TwenTy-FirsT CenTury WolT STudio To be used on Mary Ellen MarTin and Jack HamilTon now sTorring in MyrTle Salinas' laTesT novel- l'm Hungry Tor Bubble Gum. This picTure promises To make you crave a piece oT bubble gum. Miss Gerry Hussey. up and coming cosmeTologisT. will remove Treckles from The Taces oT The leading sTars. Bernice Beach will give The new aTomic permanenT. Looking souTh of The border-The Tamous explorers George Jenkins and RoberT McOsker. The modern EinsTein, have sTarTed on an expediTion Through Mexico. They will sTop oTT aT The Tamous Black-Rhoades MoTel. owned and operaTed by Leona and Gail. Jenkins sTaTed ThaT The Trip would noT be compleTe wiThouT sTopping in aT Elisa Lira's Taco House To eaT BeaTrice Rios' delicious Tacos and dance To The music oT Frank Lozano and his Royal SouTh Americans. His newesT vocalisT is Miss Mary Dominguez. Miss Marilyn King has Taken over The iob of EdiTor oT The Los Angeles Times. New members on her sTaTT include Bill HurlbirT, carToonisT: Collie Hansen, who will wriTe her already renowned column. On The Ball g Ardis Walker. socieTy: and advice To The love lorn by MargareTTe WilleTT. Bob LaFleur is phoTographer-in-chief. Did you know ThaT The price oT Chevies has coms down To 5500.007 Dale Lieu- allen, ChevroleT manuTacTurer. sTaTed This morning ThaT The new Chevies will have only 2 wheels and noT only will you be able To drive Torwards and backwards, buT also sideways and Tly 90 M.P.H. He will give privaTe Tlying lessons To all girls Trom The age oT I6 To 25. There will be no cosT Tor The insTrucTions. The SecreTary oT The Navy. Jackie DemenT, has declared a 2 week Turlough Tor all sailors sTaTioned in China. RoberT CarruThers, governor oT California, announced Today ThaT The police are having a diTTiculT Time keeping PaT McClanahan quieT in BeaumonT. She declares ThaT Universal MiliTary Training is wrong and she says ThaT she will go The PresidenT of The UniTed STaTes, ArThur McGee, To discuss The maTTer TurTher. even Though The bill was passed 25 years ago.

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SIENIIUIR Wlll I, Allen I-IoTreiTer. do wish oTT my nickname To some poor Freshman, so ThaT he can have as much Tun as I have had. I, Mary Ellen MarTin, do hereby will my acTing abiliTy To Connie Crosby whose inTeresT is dramaTics. I, PaTricia BaTes, will my seaT in Physics and Solid GeomeTry class To any girl who loves nearly all boy classes. We had Tun, didn'T we, Marilyn? I. Fern Souleles, do leave This school wiThouT Don's maTh book. I, Ernie Thompson, will my shorTness To Don STiver. I, Vernis Andrews, will Beaumonl' High School To The incoming Freshmen and hope They enioy Their four years. I, Jackie DeMenT, do leave my waiTing Tor The TIeeT To come in To any oTher class who loves a sailor. I, BeaTrice Rios, do leave my VarsiTy sweaTer To Louisa Flores. She is working very hard Tor one. I, Chris Haywood, will my iob as mimeographer for The paper To Lorna UrTon and Fern Tweedy. I, DoT Rash, will my abiliTy To run for an office lany officel unTil I am elecTed To Mary Cain, who has been such a big help and swell pal. ' I, Frankie Lozano. leave my musTache To LiTTle Lucky so he can look like a high school sTudenT. I, Gerry Hussey, will my abiliTy To keep quieT once in a while To Jackie Miller. I, Dale Lieuallen, will my aThleTic abiliTy To Frank Kresse. so he won'T have To 'Follow The Coach around. I, Dave Sumners, do will my car's capacily To hold people To The proposed bus service. I, CurTis Spears, do leave This biT of advice To Shirley Hudson--go easy on The boTTle or your hair will soon look like mine. l, Colleen Hansen, will a lock ol: my hair To Mary Cain. ThaT's all I care To leave and besides l'd look raTher funny wiThouT any hair. I. Mary Ann Templeman. do hereby will my ArTisTic abiliTy To pasT admirers. I, PaT McClanahan, do will my muscles To Sharon Deu- Pree-sTupid, am I noT? I, Gerry EllioTT, leave my pull wiTh Coach Erhard To Wayne Kaiser. I, Bob I-Iargrave, will my abiliTy To do absoIu+eIy noTh- ing To any oTher sTudenT who has an over-dose of am- biTion. I, Bill I-largrave, will my abiliTy To gracefully Toss m hair ouT of my eyes To Johnnie MaTThews. l-le has sucli Troublel I, Jackie Allen, will my long finger nails To Jennie Lozano-baskeTball won'T leT her keep her own. I, Elisa Lira, will my shorTness To Carol Dean. . I, Dale Gibson, will my abiliTy To walk nonchalanTly when I'm laTe To Dean Brennan so he can make a digni- Tied enTrance To IsT period. I, Tommy lsgro, leave my hoT air and The licorice slick To Mr. Shafer To pass ouT where needed. I, David EdmisTon. will my sense of where Things are in The chemisfry sToreroom To Mr. Adams, because I won'T be around here anymore. I, Marilyn King, will The Cougar Flash To anyone who wanTs iT-iT's work! I, Jimmie Van Valer, will my aThleTic abiliTy To some up-and-coming Freshman. I, Tom Wallace, will my abiliTy as business manager To Billy Parker so he can do as good a iob as I hope l've done. I, Jack HamilTon, will my abiliTy To run like The dickens To some boy desirous oT a Track IeTTer. I, Bob La Fleur, leave my abiliTy To boss The annual sTaTT around las I havel, To KaTie Taylor. I, RoberT McOsker, will my abiliTy To have Tun wiTh maThemaTics To David Willaman. I, Johnnie Shaw, will my ever-presenT, Cheshire caT grin To Red SuH'on. V I, Bonnie Carr, will my abiliTy To dig up everyThing from a bag of Tlour To a Spanish comb To The poor iunior who is doomed To be properTy-manager oT nexT year's Senior play. I. ArT McGee, will my abiliTy as STudenT Body Presi- denT To Sid Warner or Frank Kresse, who have shown poliTical capabiliTies in Their class. I, Dean Filer, will my abiliTy To make a ioke ouT of mosT anyThing land I do mean anyThingl To Barbara STanding. I, MyrTle Salinas, leave my powerhouse swings in volley- ball and my baskeTball abiliTy To Faye Swanson. I, Joe Davis, will The proiecTor and The P.A. sysTem To a capable and willing person, who has a sTrong back. I, Bill I-lurlbirT, will my dirTy cords To any oTher man abouT Town, and I say ThaT wiTh all modesTy. l, Leona Rhoades, will my iokes To any one who Teels They have need Tor Them.

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IFILXXSTFT H973 A miraculous operaTion has iusT been performed. The Hargrave HOT Rod Racer Twins had a head-on collision and The docTors didn'T know which parT belonged To who so They performed an operaTion which Turned,ouT as no one could believe-Siamese Twins!! Seeing They can'T be separaTed, They will race TogeTher againsT Dale Gibson. aT The Gilmore STadium This coming SaTurday. The new Treasurer of San Jose STaTe College, Miss Marvis Sewell. ran Tor presidenT oT The college buT was voTed Treasurer. The ArT InsTrucTor. Miss Mary Ann Templeman, collapsed Today. She has done noThing buT draw palm Trees Tor The lasT Two weeks. She can'T geT her mind off ArT-The subiecT, ThaT is. Miss Fern Souleles, medical sTudenT aT San Jose, sTaTed ThaT when she compleTes her course, she will specialize in menTal cases which have resulTed from overworlc in Mr. Copeland's hisTory and governmenT classes. Miss DOT Rash, who planned marrying Dick Harrison. mayor of BeaumonT, ThaT greaT meTropolis oT souThern CaliTornia, be- Tore her psychiaTric condiTion arose. will be Dr. Souleles' TirsT case. Dean Filer, caTerer of French PasTries IncorporaTed, will serve his delicious Toods aT a parTy held in honor of The Misses Bonnie Carr and Vernis Andrews in Hollywood where They have racenTly signed singing conTracTs wiTh Bob Sharp and Fred Allen's new combined radio sensaTion. Fish Trom Allen HoTreiTer's Cannery and Frozen Food Locker will be served as The main course. Jack Benny and Dave Sumner lJack's new hiT comedianl have decided ThaT The SporTsman's QuarTeT-Jim Van Valer, Tom Wallace. Johnny Shaw and Gene Sum- mers will accepT an inviTaTion To sing on Tom lsgro's Tamous and popular new Type enTerTainmenT Tor Universal MiliTary Training men. The sTarT on Tour This aTTernoon. Jim Van Valer gave up being capTain oT The U.C.L.A. TooTball Team To become a memberiof The SporTsmen. MargareT Wilson. world's champion Tennis player. will appear in The new sporTs program- Tennis by Television. Jack Neilson, The baby Taced wresTler, will meeT wiTh Jerry EllioTT, The Texan cow- puncher, in an I8 round bouT, in The Pan Pacific AudiTorium nexT Wednesday nighT. LasT oT all I have an inTeresTing and unusuall?l announcemenT-IT RAINED in CALIFORNIAHI!